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Someone Threw A Dildo On The Field During The Patriots-Bills Game

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Tom Brady throwing over 250 yards for four touchdowns was the highlight of Sunday’s game between the New England Patriots and the Buffalo Bills. Or at least it it was until late in the third quarter, when a fan with a hell of an arm tossed a dildo onto the field.

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The sex toy plopped onto the field just as Patriots wide receiver was being tackled near the Bills’ three yard line, narrowly missing a referee.  

The announcers were understandably baffled by the incident. “Some fan threw something right out on the field at about the one yard line,” one said.

“Yeah, initially I thought it might have been a flag but I didn’t say it because it didn’t look yellow,” the other responded, not realizing that the not-yellow item was, in fact, a floppy dildo.

As the video above shows, the fans in the section nearest to the incident found the toss hilarious. The video also shows one of the refs trying to kick the dildo off the field.

While throwing things onto the field–especially if they’re as hefty as this dildo was–is always dangerous and ill-advised, we can’t help but hope that this is the beginning of a new tradition in Buffalo.

Tarot Expert Pulls Card For The Fresh Toast Readers

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If you’re into Tarot cards, you already know that Halloween’s a great time to do a reading. If not, what better time to explore?

So we asked Dr. James Wanless – the creator of the famous Voyager Tarot deck to pick a card for The Fresh Toast readers. Using his own deck, he picked “Time-Space.”  In traditional decks, this card is called “Judgement” but really, “Time-Space” is a much better fit for Halloween.

Here’s what he had to say about it:

“The richly symbolized Time-Space card represents our highest state of omni-consciousness, primes you for taking flights of imagination and dream to the other side. Allow your brain to fly, your heart to soar, and your body to fall away. Spirited away, go back in time and who you were with – from loved ones to ancient ones – and with your ‘active imagination,’ engage and converse. Please don’t forget to ask for their blessings and guidance about your present and future life.”

Good advice for all of us!

If you want to pick a card for yourself and don’t have your own deck, no worries – there are plenty of options online, including like James’ Voyager card-a-day. (I got the Priestess, one of my favorite cards.)

But what if you pick an unhappy card? Remember that the cards don’t predict the future; they only describe a possible path. If that’s not the direction you want, think about what you can do differently to get a different result.

As James says, “Cards are mirrors, so that whatever card comes to you is you! Say ‘yes,’ and journey to that part of you, that mask and role that wants recognition and expression. Don’t forget to have Fun! Angels fly because they take themselves lightly.”

This Is What Your Favorite Celebrity Dressed Up As For Halloween

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The vast majority of Halloween parties took place Friday and Saturday night, which means that we’re all hungover today. It also means that we now know what our favorite celebrities dressed up as a full day before October 31. If you’d like to know what Mariah Carey, Martha Stewart, Kate Hudson, Amy Schumer, and more wore to their glamorous parties, read on.

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom: The nude paddle boater and the Taylor Swift-shading pop star dressed up as a very creepy Bill and Hillary Clinton, which make sense considering Perry’s vocal support for Hillary.

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Jessica Alba and friend: The actress and business mogul was half of the Absolutely Fabulous duo. Good work, Jessica

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Jacob Tremblay: The pint-sized Room star dressed as Back to the Future’s Marty McFly. Unfortunately, he wrote in the caption that the kids his age didn’t know who he was: Rollin’ up to my school #Halloween dance as the flyest guy I know! #MartyMcFly (Only the adults knew who I was…) #BackToTheFuture

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Amy Schumer and her boyfriend: The comedian and her beau dressed as Mike and Eleven from Stranger Things.

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Martha Stewart: The lifestyle icon had my personal favorite costume and Instagram caption of the weekend: “on way to Alison and Stuart’s party I am Richard princes park avenue nurse recognize me?” We do recognize you, Martha.

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Kate Hudson: I actually don’t know what Kate is here, but she looks nice. See if her Instagram caption helps you figure it out at all: ?Comin for you?@katyperry #BirthdayGirl ?

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Mariah Carey: The newly single diva went as the devil.

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Vanessa Hudgens: The High School Musical star appears to be dressed as a psychic.

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Lena Dunham: The Girls creator dressed as a goth. “Make America Goth Again ☠️☠️☠️!” she wrote on Instagram.

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Halle Berry: The Academy Award-winning actress and her daughter dressed as skeletons. Very spooky.

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Nicole Richie: The reality TV pioneer dressed as Siegfried from the legendary magician duo, Siegfried & Roy.

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British Airways Pilot Suspended For Allegedly Looking at Porn, Masturbating In Cockpit

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A British Airlines pilot has reportedly been suspended after a series of photographs surfaced of a man doing all sorts of sex things in a cockpit, including masturbating while wearing women’s stockings (with his feet sprawled on the joystick, no less) and looking at porn magazines sprawled across the plane’s control deck.

Other photographs reportedly show the man exposing himself in one of the plane’s lavatories and looking at nude playing cards which are spread throughout the cockpit.

The Sun reports that the airline temporarily grounded Captain Colin Glover, 51, after learning of the photographs pending an investigation. “We are taking these allegations extremely seriously,” a rep told the tabloid.

Glover, for his part, has reportedly denied that the photos are of him.

While it’s possible the photos were taken in a flight simulator, The Sun claims serial numbers in the pics suggest they were taken in at least two different BA jets, including a Boeing 777. The Daily Mail reports Glover’s LinkedIn shows he worked 777 flights, along with others.

“This is very dangerous if the plane is in mid-flight,” Airline expert Chris Yates told the paper. “If you are flying, you can fly into serious turbulence.”

Divorced Couple Battles In Court Over Precious Cubs World Series Tickets

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The only thing worse than a bitter divorce is a bitter divorce between diehard Cubs fans who are fighting over tickets to the first World Series at Wrigley Field in 71 years.

The Associated Press reports that last week Nancy Riddle filed an emergency petition for the two tickets to Saturday’s Game 4, which are currently in the possession of her estranged husband, John Riddle.

According to his attorney, Michael Berger, John Riddle purchased Cubs season tickets in April, just before divorce proceedings began. Nancy Riddle’s argument for the emergency petition was that the Cubs, who haven’t won the World Series since 1908 and haven’t won the National League pennant since 1945, likely won’t make it back to the Series again anytime soon. Berger, a White Sox fan, begrudgingly took issue with that line of thought.

“Even if the Cubs lose this time, it is likely — regrettably — that they will be back to the World Series again soon,” he told the Associated Press.

Berger’s objections were for naught. After hearing arguments from both Riddle attorneys, Judge Marya Nega ruled that John Riddle must use his extra ticket to take the couple’s 12-year-old son to the game, which is a nice resolution, though he also has to buy his former wife a ticket of “comparable” value. As of this writing, such a ticket would cost him at least $1,800 and as much as $40,000 on StubHub.

At least the former couple can still agree that Bill Murray should sing every “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” for the rest of the Series.

Watch Bill Murray’s Daffy Duck-Inspired Rendition of “Take Me Out To The Ballgame”

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As previously noted, Bill Murray is a lifelong and diehard Cubs fan. He even half-way joked earlier this week that he might have skipped the ceremony for the prestigious Mark Twain Award for Humor that he received last Sunday if the Cubs had needed to play a seventh game in the NLCS. That passion combined with the fact that he’s one of the most beloved comedians in the world made him the perfect choice to lead Cubs fans with “Take Me Out to the Ballgame” during the first 7th inning stretch in a World Series game at Wrigley Field in 71 years. As you’d expect, his rendition was strange and endearing. It was also occasionally sung in the voice of a beloved Warner Brothers cartoon character.

“It’s the 7th inning, the last chance to order beer!” he shouted to applause. “But we didn’t come here to drink beer, we came here to win this ball game! I said to the Uber boy, I said, Take me out with the crowd!’ And in order to sing the right lyric, take me out with the crowd, you need to sing it like our greatest American entertainer, Mr. Daffy Duck. So I want you to spray it and don’t say it!”

True to his word, Murray alternated between his normal voice and that of Daffy Duck as he belted out the classic baseball tune. “Let’s get some runs, suckers!” he splattered at the end.

Alas, even Murray’s Daffy Duck tribute wasn’t enough to help his cubs, who lost to the Indians 1-0.

Portland Woman Accidentally Steals Subaru, Returns It With Very Nice Note And Cash

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In what might be the quintessential Portland-area crime, a woman accidentally stole a Subaru that was identical to the one she was supposed to borrow and later returned it with a polite note apologizing and $30 for gas.

Erin Hatzi told People that her husband first noticed her car was missing Tuesday evening.

“He got back and he asked, ‘Hey, where’d you park you car?’ and I said, ‘It’s in the driveway,’ ” she said. “And he was like, ‘No, it’s not.’ ”

After determining that her husband was not pranking her, the couple reviewed security footage of their driveway. “We watched this woman like walk behind the car and then kind of look at it,” Hatzi said. “She was texting, and then she went over to the driver side door and she was texting, and then she got in the car and she was texting. She started it, and then she sent a couple more texts. And then she pulled out of the driveway and took off.”

When Hatzi and her husband filed a police report, they learned from the Portland police department that older Subarus sometimes have identical keys, which explained why the would-be car thief seemed so nonchalant during the crime. “It didn’t make very much sense why a thief would spend 10 minutes hanging around the car they were about to steal in front of somebody’s house,” Hatzi said. “It just didn’t make any sense.”

The next day, the Hatzis noticed police lights outside their house, where a patrol car had parked behind their missing red Subaru. “They just happened to show up at the same time the woman was dropping it back off at my house,” Hatzi said. “[The woman] pulled up in front of my house, locked it and started to walk away.”

As police questioned the woman, Hatzi’s husband inspected the car for damage and found a note inside.

“Hello, so sorry I stole your car,” the note read. “I sent my friend with my key to pick up my red Subaru at [a nearby home], and she came back with your car. I did not see the car until this morning and I said, ‘That is not my car.’ There is some cash for gas and I more than apologize for the shock and upset this must have caused you.”

The woman/accidental thief, who’d been trying to pick up a car for a friend recovering from surgery, was released after the responding officer located the second red Subaru and watched the couple’s security footage. “It’s a very Portland thing to have happened, especially with a Subaru,” Hatzi told People, adding that her husband has since purchased a club for the car’s steering wheel.

Ina Garten Puts Us All To Shame With Her Cheese Plate Skills

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One of the more enjoyable parts of an author’s cookbook tour is watching them do cooking segments on late night television, when it’s more acceptable, and even encouraged, to drink cocktails while hovering over flames and other electrical gadgets.

While promoting her new book Cooking For Jeffrey, Food Network star and everyone’s fantasy best friend, Ina Garten, went off script and decided that building a cheese plate during a recent stop on Late Night With Seth Meyers would be more fun that pretending anyone wants to see an elaborate recipe unfold at midnight. The two started with a pair of refreshing Prosecco cocktails  and proceeded to egg each other on in a cheese plate building contest. “Are you okay?,” asks Seth as Ina struggles with some grapes. “I feel like you’re off your game. Are you throwing this to make me feel better?”

Here’s Ina, always making things look effortless. And Seth, always with the perfectly timed jokes. The two really, really need their own cooking show.

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How An Ex-NBA Star Guided His Grandma To Cannabis

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Jay Z. Sarah Silverman. Danny Glover. Harry Belafonte. Al Harrington. All are cannabis supporters fighting for legalization in California And all are household names, except, of course, the last guy on the list. Who is Al Harrington?

Harrington spent 16 years playing professional basketball and is part of Artists for 64, a coalition of artists who have come together to support California’s Prop. 64 (the Adult Use of Marijuana Act). The voter initiative will control, regulate and tax responsible adult use, sale and cultivation of marijuana in California.

Harrison retired from the NBA two years ago and has become involved in the cannabis industry. This week, he released a video (see below) detailing his personal relationship — and his grandmother’s experience — with the herb.

In an interview in The Root, Harrington said:

“What made me change my opinion of the cannabis plant was because of my grandmother’s story. My grandmother suffered from glaucoma and she also has diabetes. I got her to try it pretty much on a whim, just from me seeing things on TV and different things like that, and people talking about the relief that it gives. It worked out for her better than I expected. So, at that point, I started reading up even more on the plant and how it was helping so many people.”

Harrington also shared how medical marijuana helped him.

“In 2011, I was sending my grandmother cannabis that she needed just to give her relief, and the next year I ended up with a meniscus tear that led to a staph infection. When I had my fourth surgery, I was in Vail, Colo., and my cousin introduced me to cannabinoids (CBDs) and from that point forward, I’ve never taken another Vicodin or anti-inflammatory pill.”

Artists for 64 are not only supporting the measure for medical reasons; there is a huge social justice component to the campaign.

Says actor Danny Glover:

“In California, the question on whether to legalize marijuana for adult use is a policy change that will have a lasting impact on historically marginalized communities. Marijuana laws have been used as a tool by law enforcement to racially profile, harass, intimidate and criminalize mostly young African American and Latino men for decades. Ending the arrest and conviction of adults who use and sell marijuana is a social justice issue and simply a smart, sensible and practical policy solution for the mass arrests in and the over surveillance of racially targeted communities. “

Check out Harrington’s video:

 

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Meet Popeye, The Rescue Pup Who Now Eats At Pet Friendly Restaurants Every Day

If you can believe it, the cute little guy in the photos above was once an abandoned and homeless pup. “He was such a mess – super skinny, heavily matted, dirty,” his owner Ivy Diep told Bored Panda. But soon after his rescue, Popeye the dog was fully healthy and enjoying life with Diep’s family.

“It wasn’t long before he made himself at home at my place with my other dogs,” Diep said. “And of course, my husband and I fell in love [with him].”

At the suggestion of a friend, Diep began an Instagram account for Popeye caled PopeeyeTheFoodie. “One of my friends, Jen, suggested that I create an Instagram account for Popeye because he was cute,” she said. “Jen and I liked to go on what we call ‘Instagram dates’ and take pics of our food. I’d bring Popeye any time I can.”

Photos of the Popeye at restaurants went viral, and his account now has more than 108,000 followers. But how does the formerly homeless pup behave around so much people food?

“He doesn’t lunge for food or really even care for it,” Diep said. “He just liked to be out. He’ll get nibbles of anything that’s safe for him. I also carry a bag of treats for him, in case there’s nothing he can have.”

Here he is resisting chicken fingers and fries at Raising Caine’s Chicken Fingers

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And here he is ignoring some tasty-looking hot cakes at Jack in the Box.

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Mmmm. In-N-Out Burger.

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Popeye is not scared of this huge pizza pie.

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Living the dream at Shake Shack.

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A little spinach dip at California Pizza Kitchen.

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Nice bib, Popeye!

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For more, check out the PopeyeTheFoodie’s Instagram account here.

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