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Stolen SUV Chase Ends With Dog Saving His Owner From a Badger Hole
This news story reads like an episode of Lassie, but instead of plucky children in peril, it’s dumbass grown men on the run. When...
Hot Mess
Man Nearly Pulls Off The Boldest Gold Heist Ever
When you’re working at the Royal Canadian Mint employee, it’s probably hard not to wonder what would happen if you dropped a few gold...
Daily Delight
Little Girl Has The Most Confusing Snack Ever: Her Aunt’s Eyeshadow Palette
This toddle made her aunt Internet Famous after she tried to eat a Too Faced Chocolate Bar eyeshadow palette. Who could blame her? The palette...
Daily Delight
Lesson Learned: Don’t Piss Off Icelandic Elves
Flooded roads, failed machinery, people getting stuck and needing rescue: The elves took it relatively easy on this northern Icelandic village, considering the circumstances. You...
Celebrity
Here’s What You Need To Rock Malia Obama’s “Smoking Kills” Look
Malia Obama just earned herself the title of First Daughter of Shade, showing up to Labor Day weekend's Made in America Festival in a DIY t-shirt that reads...
Culture
From Dumpster Diving To Pick-Up-Truck Pools, Philly Rules At Staying Cool
Don't tell Philly they can't soak their butts in non-traditional vessels. It won't end well. Philadelphia officials dared try to stop the dumpster pool trend, a seasonal...
Culture
Trump Quotes In This Futurama Character’s Voice Is Everything We Ever Wanted
There's something familiar about Trump. The hair. The self-importance. The misogyny. The up-failing ways of a man given too much status and too little grey...
Celebrity
The Fresh Prince’s Carlton Banks Is Hiding In Big Banks’ Software
It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. Also not unusual: having fun with code. For proof, gaze into the loving eyes of ASCII...
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