Thursday, March 28, 2024

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Man Nearly Pulls Off The Boldest Gold Heist Ever

When you’re working at the Royal Canadian Mint employee, it’s probably hard not to wonder what would happen if you dropped a few gold...

Little Girl Has The Most Confusing Snack Ever: Her Aunt’s Eyeshadow Palette

This toddle made her aunt Internet Famous after she tried to eat a Too Faced Chocolate Bar eyeshadow palette. Who could blame her? The palette...

Lesson Learned: Don’t Piss Off Icelandic Elves

Flooded roads, failed machinery, people getting stuck and needing rescue: The elves took it relatively easy on this northern Icelandic village, considering the circumstances. You...

Here’s What You Need To Rock Malia Obama’s “Smoking Kills” Look

Malia Obama just earned herself the title of First Daughter of Shade, showing up to Labor Day weekend's Made in America Festival in a DIY t-shirt that reads...

From Dumpster Diving To Pick-Up-Truck Pools, Philly Rules At Staying Cool

Don't tell Philly they can't soak their butts in non-traditional vessels. It won't end well. Philadelphia officials dared try to stop the dumpster pool trend, a seasonal...

Trump Quotes In This Futurama Character’s Voice Is Everything We Ever Wanted

There's something familiar about Trump.  The hair. The self-importance. The misogyny. The up-failing ways of a man given too much status and too little grey...

The Fresh Prince’s Carlton Banks Is Hiding In Big Banks’ Software

It's not unusual to be loved by anyone. Also not unusual: having fun with code. For proof, gaze into the loving eyes of ASCII...

How To Pronk Your Way To A Happier Life

Have you pronked today? How about having a good stot? The verb "pronk" comes from the Afrikaans verb "to show off," and "stotting" derives from...
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