Saturday, November 23, 2024

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Clown Costume Sales Spike 300 Percent In Wake Of Nationwide Clown Epidemic: Report

Since late August, there have been reports of terrifying clown sightings in at least 32 states. Many—if not most—of those have been exposed as...

New Jersey Man Arrested For Sunbathing In Clear Bikini “With Genitals Clearly Exposed”

Two weeks after posting photos on Facebook of a man sunbathing in only “a homemade, clear plastic wrap bikini” in the hopes of identifying...

Penis-Biting Spiders, Woman-Stabbing Dogs, & iPhone-Busting Frenchmen: The Week in Hot Messes

Usually, the United States of America is a hot bed of  Hot Messes, with a disproportionate amount of those taking place in the Sunshine State....

Old Man Who Punched Baby In The Face: I Thought The Baby Was A Toy Doll

Earlier this month, a 63-year-old man punched a five-day-old baby in a Tesco supermarket in Manchester, England. David Hardy, who was arrested and charged...

Problem Pup: Woman Stabbed By Her Dog in Hudson, NY

By all accounts, Mia the dog is a good dog. "She's lovable," her owner Celinda Haynes said. "She'll kill you with kindness.” That’s undoubtedly...

Florida Man Busted By Cops For Riding Manatees

If hitching a ride with a manatee in the Florida Keys sounds like it’d be good, harmless fun, consider the story of James Roy...

What Happened When I Rode Amtrak With A Totally Wasted Hot Mess

This weekend, I was very excited to experience my first ever ride on Amtrak. From New York City to Albany, a scenic ride along...

Woman Totals Car After Spider Falls From Rearview Mirror

There are very few good excuses for crashing your car in a ditch. “Driving away from bad guys and losing control” is one. Another...
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