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I Took Way More Than A Handful Of Skittles—And Lived To Tell About It

I couldn’t think, I could barely breathe—grim terror coursed through my head, shoulders, knees, and toes. My knees and my freakin' toes. This wasn’t some fireside fright cast off once the sun returns. I had known fear before, but not...

Visualize The News: Brangelina, New Yorkers Rule, Skittles Edition

Within our hyper-accelerated news culture, it can be tough to keep up with everything. But maintaining an informed populace remains vital to our culture. So for those stories that don’t quite need your undivided attention, we’re helping you digest...

The Roots Welcome Hillary Clinton To ‘The Tonight Show’ With ‘Mighty Healthy’ Cover

Jimmy Fallon had Donald Trump on The Tonight Show last week, and instead of skewering the tiny-handed candidate, the host mussed the serially-bankrupt tycoon’s absurd hair, making him seem more like a harmless grandpa than the dangerous orange blob he...

Spotify And Tinder Team Up To Give Your Love Life An Anthem

As anyone who's ever spent hours debating what song would auto-play on their Myspace page knows, music is powerful in how others perceive you. Today, Tinder and Spotify announced a partnership that'll let you add your favorite track, an "anthem," to...

Tennessee’s Two Biggest Cities To Vote On Marijuana

Nashville has been called the "Buckle of the Bible Belt" and "The Protestant Vatican." After Tuesday, it may be the Deep South's Cannabis City. And Memphis -- the so-called "Birthplace of Rock 'n' Roll" -- may join the marijuana...

A Daily Horoscope For Everyone, Because Your Zodiac Sign Is Not Changing

A big change may be approaching your horizon. You could see the migratory arrow formation of birds across your skies. It will come as the most uncommon of missives these days: fake viral news. The headline will read: “So your...

Vape Pen Explodes In Woman’s $1,900 Louis Vuitton Bag

Sometimes when you visit a Sunglass Hut in a New Jersey mall, you walk out with a cool pair of new shades. Other times your freakin' vape pen explodes in your fancy-ass, Louis Vuitton purse and you leave with a...

Apple’s New iOS 10 Had A Porn Problem

Apple’s iOS 10 has had a glitch-filled debut. Of course, many, if not most, software updates have problems in their first few days, but iOS 10 has really set a new standard: First, the sports site Deadspin discovered My...

Uber’s Driverless Cars, And 5 Other Examples Of Machines Winning

“Hello, your driverless car has arrived.” That message is greeting Uber users in Pittsburgh today, as the company unveils its brand-new driverless car function. “Why Pittsburgh?” you might ask. According to Popular Science, it’s where Uber established its secretive...

Ryan Lochte Suspended From Swimming For 10 Months

Twelve-time Olympic medalist Ryan Lochte has been suspended by the United States Olympic Committee and USA Swimming for triggering a minor international incident after a night of drunken debauchery in Rio, according to reports from ESPN and TMZ. Locate...

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