There is no doubt in the science community that cannabis is an anti-inflammatory, analgesic, and neuroprotective substance. These benefits, and a myriad of others, would certainly aid an athlete.
Is it possible to have a fatal marijuana od? There is not one documented case and the FDA says "No death from overdose of marijuana has been reported."
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