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Meet The Banksy Of Menu Art

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There was a time when Instagram was all about food porn. (Oh, and also pets and kids and gym selfies.) Now, if Patrick Nguyen has any say, it will be much more about food art.

That’s because Nguyen, who operates under the made-up handle @dozfy, has racked up quite a following, mainly due to his menu art. Like a Clark Kent and Banksy hybrid, this healthcare worker by day, sketch artist by night, leaves elaborate menu drawings in his wake as a secondary gratuity for cooks.

“Menus are my way of thanking the people in the back of the house, because I feel like they go unrecognized,” he says.

An art school alum of the University of Texas at Austin, Nguyen’s first menu drawing was at Chicago’s Blackbird in September 2014. He’s since moved on to Atlanta and Seattle, where he currently resides, using everything from pizza boxes to coffee cups as his canvases.

It’s always great when they look at me like I’m crazy when I ask for something to draw on.

“The best part of it is the process — problem solving and looking at the image, deciding what medium you want to use, deciding what composition you want. [Menu art] is my free trial run to try different approaches. What can I draw with this pen? What can I get away with?”

Even though each sketch only takes Nguyen about 10 minutes, much more goes into his pre-production: the size of the menu, the ingredients used and overall cuisine determines what he draws. “When I start eating, it changes,” Nguyen notes. “What’s the flavor profile, what’s the texture? There’s a cultural aspect to menu art as well. For example, I can’t do menu art at most Vietnamese restaurants because their menus are either on the wall or the menus are laminated.”

If that’s the case, Nguyen will often ask for a receipt to draw on instead.

It’s usually not until he’s tagged on Instagram that he gets confirmation the kitchen has received his drawing. But if Nguyen had his way, he’d be able to see every reaction in person — good or bad.

“Both reactions are pure reactions, so I don’t think there’s bad or good. But it’s always great when they look at me like I’m crazy when I ask for something to draw on, and I give them the finished menu and they’re like, ‘Shoot! I didn’t know you were going to draw, draw!’ Those kind of reactions stick in my head, but there’s really no bad reaction.”

If Nguyen’s plan for world domination pans out, you’ll be seeing his drawings in every major city. And unlike Banksy’s work, Dozfy menus will always be free.

Dronesurfing Is Your New Favorite Sport You Didn’t Know Existed

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So maybe the future isn’t all bad, huh? Though we’ve been a little tough on drones in the past (as in today), they do present some exciting possibilities. Thanks to the folks over at Freefly for introducing us to our new favorite sport: dronesurfing.

It looks so exciting I almost want to question its realness. You never know with the internet these days.

Perhaps what drones are trying to make obsolete isn’t humans, but boats. Think about it: You could wakeboard, tube, waterski, surf all thanks these drones. While it isn’t exactly the safest way to traverse, say, a river or lake, it could work. Maybe, just maybe, the drones could be our friends. (Probably not.)

The Moon Is On The Loose in China…Watch What Happens

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A moon is on the loose in Fuzhou, China.

Shaghaiist reports that the runaway moon was a decoration for the upcoming Mid-Autumn Festival before it was dislodged by Super Typhoon Meranti’s winds. Now it’s a wandering, half-deflated menace.

Watch out for the moon.

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WTF Is Going On With All The Clowns, And How Scared Should We Be?

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The great clowns epidemic of 2016 has drifted south to Georgia, where children in two cities have reportedly been harassed by the make-up-covered walking nightmares.

In LaGrange, Ga. on Monday, a Facebook group purportedly started by a clown (or clowns) threatened to drive a van to five local schools and abduct children, according to WXIA. The Facebook group has since been taken down, but the LaGrange police department isn’t taking any chances.

The same day, 95 miles to the east, in Macon, Ga., a woman claims three of her children were chased by clowns who had emerged from the woods.

“They’re still shaken up,” Aisha Thompson told WGXA. “My oldest daughter, she’s the big sister of all four of them, she’s shaking in her jacket. When I was hugging her she was shaking and she’s in the mentor’s program, on the softball team, and JLC. She doesn’t want to go to school, and my children love school.”

According to Thompson’s youngest son, the clowns were carrying lasers; other witnesses told police they were holding flashlights and fake knives. There were also reports of Facebook messages sent from people in clown make-up that read, “I will find you.”

Like the incident of LaGrange, police have so far found no physical evidence to support the clown claims.

The Georgia clown developments come fast on the  (floppy, red, oversized) heels of similar incidents in South and North Carolina, and just days after Stephen King told a reporter he suspects the entire thing is a series of hoaxes.

Posted By: Taylor Berman

How Much Cocaine Is In Domino’s Garlic Dip?

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If you’re new to reddit, there’s a thing called AMA where someone, usually a famous someone, opens up the flood gates, urging users to Ask Me Anything! Today, someone with the handle TomDermotBrown, a guy claiming to be a former UK Domino’s Pizza employee, took a stab at it. And the results are pretty entertaining (and eye-opening). Here are a few highlights:

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Photo screenshot via TomDermotBrown on Reddit
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Photo screenshot via TomDermotBrown on Reddit
Photo screenshot via TomDermotBrown on Reddit

A few takeaways: Domino’s Pizza tastes better in the UK, but it’s also more expensive (about $20 per pie) and smaller, by about half an inch. They also have toppings like tandoori chicken, sweetcorn, tuna and green chilies. And they use tortillas for their thin crust pizza. Also: four cocaines.

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Uber’s Driverless Cars, And 5 Other Examples Of Machines Winning

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“Hello, your driverless car has arrived.” That message is greeting Uber users in Pittsburgh today, as the company unveils its brand-new driverless car function. “Why Pittsburgh?” you might ask. According to Popular Science, it’s where Uber established its secretive robotics plants, pilfering minds from Carnegie Mellon’s renowned robotics program.

But also, Pittsburgh’s apparently a really hard city to drive around even if you’re human! As Uber Engineering Director Raffi Krikorian told PopSci, “We jokingly call Pittsburgh the double black diamond of driving […] We say if we can drive in Pittsburgh, we can drive anywhere.”

In that same interview, Krikorian posits that manifesting the driverless car is a safety issue, and definitely not to eliminate a human work force. “Driving is actually a pretty dangerous thing,” he says, sounding every bit the economic existentialist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmofgf-Y3Mc

Living in Austin, Texas, I may or may not have a personal bias against Uber (and Lyft) for leaving the city after voters passed regulations on the ride-share services. (Business Insider has a good recap, if you’re unfamiliar.) So if I sound *down* on Uber’s driverless car thing, take it with a shaker of salt.

That being said, I’m terrified. Almost every major tech company is chasing the driverless car: Apple, Google, Lyft. More and more technology has replaced not just our need to provide for ourselves, but might be replacing, well, us. Humans. AI and tech making humans obsolete is very much an ongoing conversation currently.

Excuse me if I sound like a Luddite, but driverless cars isn’t the only technology pushing human jobs (and humans!) into irrelevancy. In fact, there’s enough to make you a little uncomfortable about the future.

Amazon Drones

When Jeff Bezos announced these bad boys during a 2013 60 Minutes interview, the reaction was clinically tepid. It sounded like a marketing gimmick. But now they’re real and happening.

While the qualifications necessary to order Amazon Air—chief among them: living near an Amazon plant and not living in a city—chills its immediate impact, it’s just a small part of how Amazon plans to revolutionize the transportation of their goods. It could be seen as Amazon pushing out the third-party transportation services they’ve relied on—FedEx, UPS, the United States Postal Service—but the New York Times says that’s not what happening here. Instead, all deliveries will look to the sky.

What’s that in the sky? A bird, a plane, Superman? Nope, it’s a robot delivering your mom’s marijuana tampons.

Roomba

This one seems miniscule: A roving robot sucking up whatever dirty crusties lie on your floor. Parks & Rec’s Tom Haverford even transformed this little guy into a DJ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXhsUPtsiLU

But beware of leaving the Roomba running while at work: Not all may be white and clean in your home upon returning. It may be brown and shitty. The “poopocalypse” of last month reminds us that robots still exhibit human levels of stupidity: A Roomba scooped up a piece of dog poop, and smeared and sprayed it all over the house. What’s worse: A spokesperson for iRobot, makers of the Roomba, relayed this message to the Guardian regarding the incident: ““Quite honestly, we see this a lot.”

The future: a magical world full of poop floors.

Alexa

Hmm. In a world full of dating apps like Tinder, Bumble, and Grindr, in a world full of tele-cocooning individuals who date while never seeing each other, in a world where the Japanese government hosts matchmaking events to boost a falling birth rate, in our world of modern romance, maybe a female robot who can answer questions and heed your demands from anywhere in the house isn’t the best idea.

Spike Jonze should make a movie about this.

Virtual Reality Porn

Pornography tends to influence technology: It helped VHS defeat Betamax, it instituted online transactions, and claims loads of internet content. As this Business Insider headline states: PORN: The Hidden Engine that Drives Innovation in Tech.

Many proclaim that porn could usher in a new era of virtual reality. With companies like PornHub offering free Google Cardboard quality devices, it doesn’t seem far off. But goodness, what a scary world.

I’m positive this will solve the sex problems of nerds everywhere.

3D Printers

Why create anything? Why make anything? Why craft new products? We have 3D printing.

3D printing can “print” organs, guns, prosthetics, and car parts. It is literally the future. And the machine will makes its own parts and makes improved 3D printers and we will become obsolete. Because we’re humans and the world doesn’t need us anymore. It has our technology.

Tom Brady Reveals A Strange Dietary Secret

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Ever wonder how to have a long, brilliant career in the NFL? Well, thanks to a Tom Brady interview with New York Magazine to promote fluffy shoes, now we know. The secret is: Eat like a finicky child raised by bad parents.

“Do you need to eat a cheeseburger every day to realize that you love a cheeseburger?” the four-time Super Bowl champion replied when asked if he ever misses junk food. “Or could you eat it once a week … or once every two weeks … or once a month … or once every two months?”

Great questions, Tom. Maybe all of the above? But the real key to his success became apparent later in the interview, when Brady made a startling confession.

“I’ve never eaten a strawberry in my life. I have no desire to do that.”

Huh. Add strawberries (and coffee!) to the list of foods—“tomatoes, peppers, mushrooms, and eggplants”—that Brady and his wife, super model Gisele Bündchen never eat, according to Alan Campbell, their personal chef. So what do they eat? From Campbell’s recent interview with Boston.com:

80 percent of what they eat is vegetables. [I buy] the freshest vegetables. If it’s not organic, I don’t use it. And whole grains: brown rice, quinoa, millet, beans. The other 20 percent is lean meats: grass-fed organic steak, duck every now and then, and chicken. As for fish, I mostly cook wild salmon.

It’s very different than a traditional American diet. But if you just eat sugar and carbs—which a lot of people do—your body is so acidic, and that causes disease. Tom recently outed Frosted Flakes and Coca-Cola on WEEI. I love that he did that. Sugar is the death of people.

Success in the NFL might be cool and all, but it sounds really hard. Sugar and carbs are so delicious!

What The ‘High Maintenance’ Creators Watch While High

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Four years ago, husband-and-wife team Ben Sinclair and Katja Blichfeld released the first episode of High Maintenance on Vimeo. The low-budget web series, which follows a weed dealer—known only as The Guy—as he visits regular customers around New York City, became a cult hit and eventually drew the attention of HBO, where a new season of the show will debut September 16. At this week’s premiere, The Fresh Toast spoke to Sinclair and Blichfeld about the new season, what they enjoy watching after smoking, their dealer’s opinion of the show, and more.

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The Fresh Toast: Has your dealer seen the show? If so, what do they think?
Sinclair: We’ve had many dealers over the years because we’ve been making the show for more than four years, so we have some of them that know…and it doesn’t get us free weed. You’d be surprised. With our dealers, they’re like, “So, it’s $200 or whatever.”

Blichfeld: But they’re not the boss.

Sinclair: I know, I know. I’m just trying to make a snappy joke about weed.

What are the best shows to watch while high?
Sinclair: The best show to watch while stoned is the Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! and also their Bedtime Stories. We used to watch Ancient Aliens in like 2011.

Are you worried that if marijuana becomes fully legal, it’ll mean the end of your show?
Sinclair: It seems like the press is really worried that weeds gonna get legal and our show is going to end. We really never had that worry before. We’ll figure it out, like we figure out everything.

The weed users on your show are very normal, everyday people and rarely resemble stereotypical stoners. Was that an intentional decision?

Blichfeld: It was absolutely intentional. It was kind of before we knew we were making a show about pot, I think we were conscious of the fact that we wanted it portrayed in a normal way, to have characters smoking it recreationally like it was no big deal. This is probably because we were feeling insecure about our stonerdom at the time, but we don’t feel that way anymore.

Sinclair: Ever since we were like, “We’re stoners!” people have been like, “Tell me more!” So we’re going to keep doing it.

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Beck’s New Video For “Wow” Is Trippy And Impossible Not To Watch

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He’s been a loser. He’s gone through sea changes. He’s gotten his haircut by the devil. Beck (nee Beck Hansen, nee Bek David Campbell), like Madonna, Cher, and other great one-name artists, has crafted a career as a master pop-music shape-shifter.

Last month, he re-emerged with a track that took a far-out mariachi horn line and pumped it up with a booming, buttery beat. Then he had the great idea to call the song “Wow” — which is very much the reaction you’ll have when contemplating the new video.

As Slate notes, the clip “showcases a series of surreal surprises, intermixing footage of horse-straddling cowboys, floating children, blooming roses (with eyes), and other compellingly weird images.” Oh, and his kids: Cosimo and Tuesday Hansen.

While the video is more than enough fantastical eye-candy to keep you delighted this Wednesday, the song also warrants a closer listen for the lyrics. Early in his career, Beck was drawn to fairly surrealistic word-scapes — even in the song that launched his career way back in 1993, “Loser.” That funk-folk song opened by announcing to the world:

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins so I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in Reno with the vitamin D

Trippy, no? Before long, however, Beck was exploring more traditional song and lyrical structures, culminating, in many ways, with the Grammy-winning 2014 album, Morning Phase. That record moved methodically through 13 sweet and soulful songs, and presented Beck as a clear-eyed, curious chronicler of the Modern Human Condition.

Photo screenshot via BeckVEVO on Youtube
Photo screenshot via BeckVEVO on Youtube

So what better, Beck-ier way to follow that up than returning to his strange roots and blowing eyes and minds with a video that plays like a dreamy hallucination and words that present a surrealist portrait of our pixelated new world.

It’s your life
Falling like a hot knife
Call your wife; secular times, these times
My demon’s on the cell phone
To your demons, nothing’s even right or wrong
It’s irrelevant, elephant in the room goes boom
Standing on the lawn doin’ jiu jitsu
Girl in a bikini with the Lamborghini shih-tzu

Yep. That’s life. Can you feel him now?

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The Shadow Doodler Is Your New Instagram Obsession

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Here’s a new social media account for you to follow. The Shadow Doodle is your new Instagram obsession. It’s from a filmmaker in Belgium named Vincent Bal. He uses shadows from everyday objects, many kitchen items, to create doodles. If you scroll down far enough, you can see the exact moment he fell into this new passion (around April, with a teacup).

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Bal sells postcards on his Etsy account and he tells us a book is coming in December. Here’s a sample of some of his work. It’s pretty addictive.

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Born in 1971, Vincent Bal is a Belgian filmmaker and visual artist widely known for his artwork based around shadows cast by everyday objects. As a writer and director he is best known for Miss Minoes (2001), The Zigzag Kid (2012), Belgian Rhapsody (2014), and The Bloody Olive (1997).

Bal is known for his shadow art illustrations, made by combining shadows cast from everyday objects with hand-drawn doodles. He began his ongoing “Shadowology” series in 2016 when he challenged himself to make a shadow doodle every day. On where the inspiration for the series came from, Bal says:

“Like all good things in life, it came by accident. I was working on a film script (for a film that is never made) when I noticed how the shadow of my teacup looked a bit like an elephant. I gave the shadow animal eyes and a smile, and took a picture. When I shared it on social media, the reactions were really nice, so I decided to try and make one every day. That was may 2016 and I haven’t stopped since.”[3]

Bal is currently working on the Shadowology live-action film that incorporates his shadow drawings and also has a published book of his illustrations by the same name.

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