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Donald Glover’s ‘Atlanta’ Obscures The Line Between The Real and Surreal

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With no respect to Robin Thicke, who can identify a blurred line anymore? In our world full of intractable political correctness and caps-lock debates over, well, everything, you’re tempted to say blurred lines kind of don’t exist. How could they?

For example, when names of artists or activists or writers we like appear on a trending list, we hold our breath, hoping something *ignorant* doesn’t fall out of their mouths. Either that or we worry they died. Usually it’s the former, and it’s generally because that person toed that nowadays very firm line of “You’re not supposed to say/do that.” Everyone implicitly seems to understand this new boundary of acceptable behavior online, particularly if you wish to appear woke and embraced by a certain crowd. If you’re young—sigh, yes, meaning a *millennial*you probably do. If you’re of an older generation, you’re just on Facebook. And those three rounds of Trump vs. Hillary got nothing on Facebook debates.

But these staunch attitudes also feel like a bigger and bigger lie: That we all know exactly who we are and what we believe and how we’re supposed to act. Instead, it’s like these hard edges we inscribe for ourselves—and others—feels like a harsh reaction to just how messy and distorted and confusing our lives have really become. Being alive in 2016 is really damn baffling. And everyone’s aggressively trying to pretend it’s not.


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Well not everyone, I suppose. Donald Glover isn’t. Neither is his show “Atlanta,” a progressive fantasy about cousins trying to find pockets of success and solace within a broken world. It stars Glover himself, who also writes and directs, and often times depicts a sort of hyper-reality; episodes usually follow a “day in the life” of characters as more routine sitcom plot developments fade to the background. It’s also surreal: sometimes a pudgy kid wearing a Batman mask will knock on your door to see who lives there. A white aristocrat obsessed with African culture might perform spoken word poetry, filmed like it’s straight out of a Spike Lee joint. The show’s power lies in that unapologetic ethos: Like in life, anything can happen. And in Atlanta, anything truly means anything.

One of Glover’s strengths revolves around his understanding of media. When he released his Because the Internet project under his rapper name Childish Gambino, the rollout was a masterclass of building internet hype. A cryptic short film, Easter eggs hidden beneath coding in his website, some refreshingly honest Instagram posts, a screenplay deepening the story behind his record. He didn’t release an album; he unleashed a world.

He cut across with TV critics in a similar way, when he described his show as “Twin Peaks with rappers” ahead of its premiere. It’s a tag still attached to the show following its full-season run. The other line, which he’s repeated in some variation, is more complex: “I’m trying to make people feel black.” Great quotes, and his show delivers on those promises: Nothing is as it appears. You don’t understand what’s underneath the surface. Does anyone?

Photo courtesy of FX Networks
Photo courtesy of FX Networks

When we first encounter Glover’s Earnest “Earn” Marks, he’s absolutely shook. A Princeton dropout, homeless, and pretty much penniless, he’s just trying to survive. When you’re as broke and rudderless as Earn, you realize choice and joy and standing up for yourself are luxuries, not rights. His parents won’t let him into their house, and he just has to accept that. Fighting might ruin his final remaining lifelines.

Another of Glover’s talents is his physical intelligence. His character’s progress throughout this season resembles a humanity evolutionary chart: slump and slouched to start, but standing upright by the finale. That he has regained his confidence is no easy feat—often he’s within the crosshairs of the surrealist moments of the show. In the “Nobody Beats the Biebs” episode, Jane Adams’ Janice character mistakes Earn for someone else. An old colleague named Alonzo. At first Earn fights the identity, but plays along once it grants him access into the room with other agents.

As typical sitcom plots go, you keep waiting for Earn to be found out. He never is. Instead Janice accuses him, as Alonzo, as sabotaging her career and vows to destroy his. Atlanta never gives you what you expect. It subverts your anticipation nearly any chance it can without collapsing on itself.

Its funniest and most brilliant episode “B.A.N,” where Paperboi appears on the talk show Montague, pushes this to its breaking point with hilarious parody commercials of Dodge Chargers (“the official car of making a statement without saying anything at all”) and Swisher Sweets cigarillos (now sold pre-dumped!). Written and directed by Glover, it also features a segment on Antoine, who woke up one day and realized he was a white man named Harrison. He started wearing a “thick, brown leather belt and Patagonia” and practiced ordering IPAs in preparation of undergoing a “full racial transition” surgery.

Antoine/Harrison is played by Niles Stewart, the Vine/YouTube sensation Nileseyy Niles. It’s yet another blurring of these identity lines: the internet vs. reality, white vs. black, who you are vs. who you pretend to be. But is it so strange? The storyline was clearly inspired by Rachel Dolezal, who claimed herself to be “transracial.” So is Atlanta a twisted funhouse-mirror reflection of our world or an accurate portrait? That of course depends on you. How does this world look and feel to you?


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Characters aren’t always how they seem on the surface. Most of what stoner goofball Darius says seems like absurd nonsense—only he seems the calmest person on the show. He never acts like someone he isn’t. He’s always Darius, regardless of the situation. Meanwhile, Earn’s baby momma Van isn’t just the nagging woman forcing Earn to face reality. She, too, must battle perceptions of her “worth” from friends and play roles unbecoming so she can make it in this world.

It’s nearly impossible not to love Atlanta rapper Paperboi a.k.a Alfred. Played by Brian Tyree Henry, he’s blunt, usually blunt-ed, but also something like a turtle—hard shell, soft underbelly. Whereas other characters embrace or (try to) dismiss the strange that keeps finding them, Alfred confronts it, all while his face carries a tone of “you’ve gotta be shitting me.” Outsiders (particularly if they’re white) see him as a rich, hood rapper—a thug. “I scare people at ATMs, boy,” Alfred says. “I have to rap. That’s what rap is: making the best out of a bad situation.”

Better his situations he has. I won’t front. That “Paperboi” record is kind of fire. I’d throw it on a playlist. But two alternate realities diverge for the character. Paperboi is blowing up. We hear his song bumping in passing cars and speakers; his growing celebrity warrants invites to charity basketball games, TV talk shows, and club appearances. Paperboi seems like a success.

Alfred, however, doesn’t always reap the fruits of his labor. Glover’s Earnest “Earn” Marks, who manages Paperboi, must scheme to get Paperboi’s song on the radio. He struggles to get the money from their club appearance. As a result, Alfred shakes down the club owner, getting what he’s been promised, but receives that old label of “thug” and “criminal” the media wants him to play. Even during the celebrity game, none of the reporters there take him seriously; he practically begs one for an interview, revealing the “real Paperboi,” and is denied. Following a beef Paperboi starts with “black Justin Bieber” (in Atlanta, anything truly means anything…), that same reporter offers a harsh perspective.

Photo courtesy of FX Networks
Photo courtesy of FX Networks

“Play your part,” she says. “People don’t want Justin to be the asshole. They want you to be the asshole. You’re a rapper. That’s your job.”

We know Justin is an asshole, though. Someone in the crowd yells, “I love you, Justin,” and he responds, “I know, bitch.” He’s not a good person underneath. It just doesn’t matter. People see you how they want to see you. Especially when you’re a black male living in this country.

The reveal comes during a press conference for Justin Bieber. He apologizes for the incident, claiming he’s turned into something he’s not. To prove it, he turns his previously backwards hat forward and reporters gasp at the change. “Wait. It’s cool. It’s cool,” he says. “This is me. This is the real Justin.”

Everyone believes the act. They so desperately want to. Their fixed reality stays the same. Atlanta shows you this time and time again. As much as things change for its characters, the world stays the same. This is by design. But one of Atlanta’s revolutionary acts is saying those blurred lines still exist. It’s up to you to see them.

Cannabis Vacation Guide: Get Baked In The Wilds Of Alaska

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Two years after residents in Alaska voted in favor of legalizing recreational cannabis use for adults age 21 years and over (with certain limitations), the state’s first retail marijuana outlet stores have begun rolling out the green carpet.

Herbal Outfitters in Valdez—about 300 miles from Anchorage—was the first to open up its doors on Oct. 29 and was met by more than 250 excited patrons lined up outside, according to the Associated Press. On Halloween 365 miles away in Fairbanks, Alaska, Frozen Budz “made more than 300 sales that first day, nearly running out of all its packaged product,” Laurel Andrews reported for the Alaska Dispatch News. Pakalolo Supply Co., also located in Fairbanks, saw a great opening day as well on Nov. 2 with 867 separate transactions according to Andrews.

In honor of the nation’s newest state to launch a recreational cannabis infrastructure, here is your guide to visiting and toking up in the great state of Alaska!

THE DISPENSARIES

Herbal Outfitters

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165 Fairbanks Drive. Valdez, AK 99686
The first of the dispensaries to open, Herbal Outfitters is initially only carrying “dried cannabis flowers” until the permitting process is sorted out for concentrates and edibles, according to the Associated Press.

Frozen Budz

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3915 Peger Road. Fairbanks, AK 99709
Frozen Budz boasts it will carry “top-shelf Alaskan grown cannabis, high-quality concentrates, delicious edibles, and a variety of accessories.” The first week, the shop was selling product from local grower Subsistence Products.

Pakalolo Supply Co.
1851 Fox Avenue. Fairbanks, AK 99701
Pakalolo is not only a dispensary, but also a licensed grower. The current menu lists strains like Northern Lights (indica), Cinderella (hybrid), and Agent Orange (hybrid).

THE EXPERIENCES

See the Northern Lights (While Smoking Some Northern Lights)

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By the time you’re reading this there are at least two dispensaries open in Fairbanks. If you’re lucky enough to be visiting in Aurora season (August to April), grab some Northern Lights, toke up, and behold one of the most magnificent sights nature has to offer.

Become One with Nature

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If it’s the outdoors you seek, Alaska could be your paradise. Travel to any number of the state’s glaciers (or opt to see one crash into the ocean), grab a flight over Mt. McKinley, hike the Alaskan tundra, and experience the unique glow of the “midnight sun.” Whatever it is you decide, there’s no doubt there will be enough to keep you coming back for more.

Interact with a Magical Creature

Run, run reindeer! When strength & power meets beauty & grace. ❤️ #soultraveler

A video posted by Jody Ligas (@jodyligas_ftl) on

This one needs little explanation. Simply read the first line of Running Reindeer Ranch’s description: “Come for a magical walk with our reindeer.”

Ride the Alaska Highway

Built during WWII, the Alaska Highway runs from British Columbia to the Delta Junction in Alaska by way of the Yukon Territory. Go for a day or go for the week, either way you’ll see beauty at its finest.

THE MUNCHIES

Reindeer Dogs

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Where else in the U.S. are you going to find reindeer dogs on the menu? Instead of All-American beef, give this Alaskan delicacy a try … but not after visiting the Running Reindeer Ranch.

Alaskan Crab

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No trip to Alaska is complete without trying the array of fresh seafood the state has to offer. First off, the mouthwatering crab!

Plank Grilled Alaskan Salmon

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While salmon is a common item on most menus across the country, there is something special about the Alaskan grilled salmon. Try it prepared on a plank for a delicious, savory meal.

Chocolate Bread

Bring out yer bread! #fullyloaded

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A favorite among tourists and locals alike, Two Sisters Bakery resides in Homer, Alaska and churns out a product no one can turn down: chocolate bread.

Eskimo Ice Cream

Also known as akutaq, Eskimo ice cream is traditionally made from whipped fat mixed with berries, animal oils, and other ingredients like milk and sugar depending on the recipe. You surely won’t find it anywhere else.

Live On The Fresh Toast Stage: Jay $ilver

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The Young Auditory Pablo Picasso, aka The Lyrical Miracle, Jay $ilver (Jay Joseph) was born April 28, 1993 in Queens, NY, to mother Marilyne and father Samuel. From the beginning of his life he was exposed to so much in terms of culture, people, and life in general hence why his music is so diverse in itself as it reflects his upbringing and his growing musical tastes which extends into just about everything.

Live On The Fresh Toast Stage: Carrie Clark

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As they like to say in Hollywood, all the events in Carrie Clark’s music are based on a true story. Not just curious events, but the gamut of emotions brought to the fore by challenges both large and small, and how our voices, faces and body language reflect different sentiments. Clark finds people endlessly fascinating, and all her songs dwell on human foibles. She knows the best places to eavesdrop on inspiring anecdotes, too. “I love dive bars in the winter,” she adds.

Watch A Foul-Mouthed Grandmother Prepare A Vegan Thanksgiving Meal

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The animal lovers at PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) released a video starring a very foul-mouthed Peggy Glenn, aka Granny Potty Mouth, describing how to make a vegan version of a Turducken, or as she puts it—a tofucken.

A turducken is a chicken stuffed inside a duck stuffed inside a turkey, which Glenn says is “probably the grossest shit I’ve ever head of…It’s usually eaten by simple douchebags.”

As an alternative, Glenn suggests preparing tempe and then stuffing it inside a block of tofu. As her tofu is marinating in the video, our chef goes on a little tangent.

“You know, a perk of this recipe is that you don’t have to eat body parts and shit,” Glenn says. Some of those cooking show twats, they even smile as they stuff bread up bird’s asses. Isn’t that goddamn strange?”

Back to the tofu, which is then wrapped in seitan and roasted until golden brown. “Isn’t it nice not to be eating fucking corpses?” she asks as her dish finishes baking, before listing all the way most poultry are regularly mistreated.

“Don’t be a weak ass motherfucker,” she concludes. “Become a vegan.”

Watch the full clip below.

Weekly Delight, Election Edition: Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Posing With Dogs

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As the most insane and distressing presidential election in recent history winds down, lets try to remember that both candidates are, underneath their pantsuits and orange skin, people who occasionally do or pretend to do normal things, like pose with good dogs and cats.

No matter your politics, it’s hard to argue that Hillary Clinton doesn’t have the edge when it comes to public photos with pets, if only because of her eight years in the White House with Socks the cat and Buddy the dog.

Here she is pandering to both dog and cat lovers like the skilled politician she is.

A fantastic photo of Clinton relaxing with a clearly terrified Socks.

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Is Socks the cat wearing a leash here?

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Republicans and democrats both agree that Buddy the dog was a very good dog.

Photograph of President William Jefferson Clinton and First Lady Hillary Rodham Clinton with Buddy the Dog en route to Marine One: 03/13/1998
Photo via The U.S. National Archives

Donald Trump doesn’t appear to be much of a pet person, but he–in keeping with his image as a beauty contest mogul and lover of winners–has still managed to mingle with some of the best dogs on the planet.

Here’s Trump making a presidential face with a very good and sad-looking champion beagle named Tashtins Lookin For Trouble, or Miss P for short, who won Best in Show at the 2015 Westminster Dog Show.

Here’s the GOP leader posing with Palacegarden Malachy, a male Pekingese who was named Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in 2012.

And here he is with Foxcliffe Hickory Wind, the Scottish deerhound named Best in Show at the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show in 2011.

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Hungry Or Maybe Just Lazy Bear Rides On Top Of Garbage Truck For 5 Miles

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Bears are naturally smart and curious critters that are more than capable of finding shortcuts in life. They also love to eat things out of the trash. So it’s hard to know exactly what motivated this bear to climb on top of a garbage truck and ride it for five miles. Was he looking for a snack and got trapped? Or was he trying to avoid a long walk? We’ll likely never know, but the fact of the bear’s incredible voyage remains.

From the Associated Press:

Santa Fe National Forest spokeswoman Julie Anne Overton says the driver was picking up a dumpster last week when he heard a squeal then realized the bear was on top of the truck. It rode atop the vehicle to a site where the Forest Service keeps a firefighting helicopter.

Eventually, the truck backed up to a nearby tree, which the bear climbed. After an hour or so of probably reminiscing over the day’s many adventures, the bear climbed down from the tree and ran off. An exciting day for everyone, especially the bear!

Little Girl Has The Most Confusing Snack Ever: Her Aunt’s Eyeshadow Palette

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This toddle made her aunt Internet Famous after she tried to eat a Too Faced Chocolate Bar eyeshadow palette.

Who could blame her? The palette looks like an actual candy bar on the outside, smells like chocolate, and is made with sweet ingredients including cherry cordial, crème brulee, hazelnut, milk chocolate and triple fudge, according to the product page.

Upon finding this cosmetic carnage, Lauren did the responsible thing: Kept calm, made sure the kid wasn’t going to die from digging into the eyeshadow, and then posted the results to Twitter. A photo of the very grumpy (but probably delicious smelling) girl got tens of thousands of retweets and likes.

https://twitter.com/llaurenbbby/status/759470614352498688

I’d probably be crying if a child ate $50 worth of makeup, but maybe that’s just me.

As the tweet went viral, her mentions blew up with people either decrying her as a terrible aunt or sharing their own “this kid ate my makeup” stories. Some urged her to call 911 or get the girl’s stomach pumped — a patently awful idea for this situation — but Auntie Lauren had it handled. She called both Poison Control and Too Faced to make sure the eyeshadow wouldn’t hurt her niece. The most illness she would likely have is diarrhea, they told her.

The whole saga had a happy ending:

https://twitter.com/llaurenbbby/status/759571844206698496

Bathtub Brisket Burns A Delicious Hole In Woman’s Apartment

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Ain’t no party like a bathtub brisket party. At least, apparently, in Tennessee.

The Knoxville Fire Department recently responded to a woman who’d tried to barbeque brisket over an open fire in her fiberglass bathtub, thus melting the tub and almost burning her apartment complex down in the process.
Local Knoxville news WVLT reported that they found the woman fanning smoke from her apartment. No one was hurt, but it’s unclear whether the brisket survived the ordeal. And if it did, just how far past well done it was.

Meanwhile, it seems possible that this apartment complex is running a black market smoked meats ring, as the bathtub pitmaster’s fourth floor neighbor also once tried to use a charcoal grill in the living room.

What We Learned From This Game of Thrones Blooper Reel

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Filming a sprawling fantasy epic like Game of Thrones certainly has its challenges. There are complicated costumes, remote locations, and elaborate fake languages to memorize. But judging from this blooper reel, more mundane issues—like pronouncing relatively simple words in English—proved troubling for certain cast members, like Peter Dinklage.

The award-winning actor tried and failed to pronounce “benevolent” at least seven times, by my count, in one scene alone. The clip also shows Emilia Clarke, aka Daenerys Targaryen, struggling with a speech in Dothraki, and a “nude” Jon Snow faking modesty during his crucial resurrection scene.

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