Friday, April 26, 2024

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Ghost Sex Is Better Than Sex With Live Men, Says British Woman

Amethyst Realm is a "spiritual guidance counselor" from Bristol, England who claims she's had sex with ghosts. She loves it, and prefers them over men.

This Guy Is Crowdfunding A Trip To The Caribbean So He Can Lose His Virginity

Brian wants to stop being a virgin, so his next step is not to go on a date, but to create a crowdfunding page to fund his crazy expensive sex island trip.

Bad Santa: 9 Super-Sketchy St. Nicks That Have No Jolly

In a way, these dreary, sketchy santas are the honest ones because they don’t try to or can't hide the odd darkness inherent to their profession.

This Is Why You Don’t Whistle At A Turkey (If It’s Still Alive)

We began to walk away towards the turkey when the woman stopped us and said, “You should try whistling at them.” Trust us, just don't.

So There’s A Justin Bieber Sex Doll Available For Purchase Now

Because people like their sex dolls to come with a personal touch. AliExpress has introduced a Justin Bieber lookalike sex doll that costs a mint.

Munich Burns 1200 Pounds Of Weed To Provide Heat For Local Homes

Munich customs settled on a decision cannabis enthusiasts would have chosen after happening upon an large amount of quality marijuana.

What Are Your Rights If An Airline Screws You Over?

The holidays are made for travel mayhem. The number of people mobilizing and the tight schedules make December the perfect time for shit to hit the fan.

This Ice Skating Girl Is All Of Us During The Holidays

This girl made our day instantly brighter by falling while ice skating and then falling, and falling, and falling.

4 Things Can Happen During A Marijuana Overdose

You may be fine with vaping, but consuming an edible will make you a paranoid mess. What happens during a marijuana overdose?

This Vibrator Bangs Out Merry Christmas Carols For Your Enjoyment

Crescendo can be curved and molded into any shape you want and will vibrate to the rhythm of "Jingle Bells," because it's Christmas and why the hell not.

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