Special Delivery: Someone Keeps Mailing Poop To Philosophy Professors

At least four prominent philosophy professors were mailed packages filled with literal shit this summer,...

Two Hot Rods Try To DIY Pimp Their Rides

Some people are just made for each other. This week, the stars aligned to bring...

Russian Meteorologists Predict What Post-Nuclear-Attack Weather In Nebraska Would Be Like

With relations between the United States and Russia deteriorating over the civil war in Syria,...

Watch: Big-Ass Brawl At Miami Chuck E. Cheese’s Captured On Video

A multi-family fight broke out Saturday night at a Miami-area Chuck E. Cheese’s, according to...

Clown Costume Sales Spike 300 Percent In Wake Of Nationwide Clown Epidemic: Report

Since late August, there have been reports of terrifying clown sightings in at least 32...

Woman Fakes Clown Attack To Avoid Getting Fired

We’re in the midst of a clown attack epidemic. When 30 shaken kids come up...

Boating Accident Cost Lindsay Lohan Part of Her Finger

Look: After everything Lindsay Lohan has endured—self-inflicted wounds and our vicious piranha-like celebrity culture—it’s kind...

New Jersey Man Arrested For Sunbathing In Clear Bikini “With Genitals Clearly Exposed”

Two weeks after posting photos on Facebook of a man sunbathing in only “a homemade,...

Penis-Biting Spiders, Woman-Stabbing Dogs, & iPhone-Busting Frenchmen: The Week in Hot Messes

Usually, the United States of America is a hot bed of  Hot Messes, with a...

Genius Barfight: Watch Angry French Man Destroy Apple Store

You would be forgiven for mistaking this French man as the villain in a B-class action...