Sunday, May 5, 2024

Daily Delight

Sugar Tit, Balltown, and Butts: Here Are America’s Dirtiest Town Names

Thanks to the people at Estately, we now know the lewdest-sounding town names in each state. The rudest states, in no particular order, are Wisconsin (Dick), Iowa (Balltown), South Carolina (Sugar Tit), California (Rough & Ready), and Ohio (Pee...

Pudú: Take A Moment To Learn About The Cutest Darn Deer

Please take a moment out of your day to appreciate the happiest little deer that has ever deer'd on this planet or any other: The pudú. Lettuce leaf for scale. So let's talk pudú. Just really, really LOOK at this happy...

The Big Lebowski’s Jesus Spotted On NYC Subway

Last month, news broke that John Turturro is directing and starring in a spin-off of The Big Lebowski based on his cult character, the pederast Jesus “The Jesus” Quintana. The movie began filming last month, but we’ve had scant...

Jennifer Lawrence And Chris Pratt Make Space Super Sexy

Two of Hollywood's A-ist of the A-listers, leave Earth and fall in love—out there. What could go wrong?

We Don’t Feel Bad About Forcing You To Watch This Cat Video

There is probably a world in which the Daily Delight section of The Fresh Toast is just wall to furry wall cat videos.  But that's not the world we want to live in. Just kidding—that's exactly the world we...

Tiny Dog Can’t Get Enough Of Huge Slide

We don’t know much about this video other than this: It stars a good dog named Gypsy, a giant slide and takes place at the Beausejour Fair near Manitoba, Canada. But really, what else do we need to know? Look at...

This Spellbinding Rap About Harry Potter Includes Almost Every Spell Ever

Don’t tell J.K. Rowling, but someone just wrote a rap about Harry Potter. I’m not kidding: Don’t tell, J.K. Rowling. It might inspire her to write some other adjacent Harry Potter universe book, like Harry Potter and the Mythical Muggles...

Dronesurfing Is Your New Favorite Sport You Didn’t Know Existed

So maybe the future isn’t all bad, huh? Though we’ve been a little tough on drones in the past (as in today), they do present some exciting possibilities. Thanks to the folks over at Freefly for introducing us to...

The Moon Is On The Loose in China…Watch What Happens

A moon is on the loose in Fuzhou, China. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DanEWsQ-zxc Shaghaiist reports that the runaway moon was a decoration for the upcoming Mid-Autumn Festival before it was dislodged by Super Typhoon Meranti's winds. Now it’s a wandering, half-deflated menace. Watch out for the...

Beck’s New Video For “Wow” Is Trippy And Impossible Not To Watch

He's been a loser. He's gone through sea changes. He's gotten his haircut by the devil. Beck (nee Beck Hansen, nee Bek David Campbell), like Madonna, Cher, and other great one-name artists, has crafted a career as a master...

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