Sunday, January 12, 2025

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Canadian Man Punches Cougar In The Face To Rescue Dog Near Tim Horton’s

Eventually, Gibb got Sasha into his truck and drove her to a vet. Both he and Sasha escaped with only minor injuries. No word on what happened to his Tim Horton’s order.

Burglar Ends Up With Black Eyes After Homeowner Beats Him With Firewood

To protect your home, you don’t need a gun or knife or even anything usually considered a weapon: Instead you need only a big chunk of firewood, which a North Carolina resident recently used to beat away a would-be thief.

Often-Shot Rapper Shot At Waffle House: “God Made Me Bulletproof”

In a YouTube video from June, Mazi explains why he’s been shot so many times. “I might walk around with a quarter-million-dollars-worth of jewelry on,” he said.

Pole Vaulter Snags His Bulge Causing Loss

In a focus on sports, a pole vaulter snags his bulge causing loss! Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita’s attempt to clear a height of 5.3 meters (17.3 feet) in group A of Monday night’s competition was foiled by an...

Florida Woman Allowed To Keep Gator Named Rambo

Mary Thorn, had been issued a personal pet license, allowing her legally to keep the nearly six-foot-long reptile at her Lakeland, Florida home.

WTF? Insane Scoutmaster Eats 23 Ghost Peppers, Immediately Regrets It

Poor dumb Johnny was still in bed with really bad stomach pains. And not long after eating the peppers, he was "sick at both ends and there was quite a bit of blood."

What Did This Santa Lookalike Do To Get Kicked Out Of Six Flags?

Please be advised: Do not attempt to go to Six Flags if you happen to be the doppelganger of a very famous old man in a red hat.

Guard Busted For Playing Pocket Pool While Watching NFL Cheerleaders

A man who works for Elite Security, the company tasked with providing additional security at San Diego Chargers games, was caught on camera during Sunday’s Chargers-Raiders doing something that looks a whole lot like masturbating.

Sex Shop Workers Use Floppy Dildos To Fight Off Armed Robber

The employees at Lotions & Lace threw floppy dildos and other sex toys at the man who was trying to rob the place, until he left empty handed.

Cops Realize “Frozen” Woman Is Actually A Creepy Mannequin After Smashing Into Parked Car

If you’re one of the many people in this country who enjoy driving around with a hyper-realistic mannequin dressed as an elderly woman buckled into your passenger seat, we suggest steering clear of Hudson, New York if you can...

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