Hot Mess

Look: After everything Lindsay Lohan has endured—self-inflicted wounds and our vicious piranha-like celebrity culture—it’s kind of incredible she’s still alive. Not even alive, but like out and about, having adventures, doing stuff with her life, ya know? She hasn’t...

Two weeks after posting photos on Facebook of a man sunbathing in only “a homemade, clear plastic wrap bikini” in the hopes of identifying him, a New Jersey police department finally has their man. The Asbury Park Press reports Beach...

Usually, the United States of America is a hot bed of  Hot Messes, with a disproportionate amount of those taking place in the Sunshine State. But not this week, when half of our stories took us around the world, with...

You would be forgiven for mistaking this French man as the villain in a B-class action thriller. Without warning, he ambles into the Apple Store in Dijon, France, carrying his choice of weapon: a small metal ball. In true villainous...

Earlier this month, a 63-year-old man punched a five-day-old baby in a Tesco supermarket in Manchester, England. David Hardy, who was arrested and charged with common assault, admitted in court yesterday to hitting the infant but claims it was...

On debate night, some girded themselves with yoga, feel-good podcasts and couch-lock strains. Others fired up Snapchat and let laughter distract them from the inanity. Then there were those of us who decided to tune out altogether. In the latter...

You could call it bad luck if a venomous spider bites your penis while you’re sitting on a portable toilet. But if a similar venomous spider bites your penis in the same exact spot five months later while you’re...

Sometimes in life, you're flying high above all of your troubles. The sun's out, the sky's blue, and you can see for miles in every direction. And then your plane spontaneously falls the fuck apart and you're in the awkward position of...

If you think your group chat stories contain juicy tales, then perhaps you should check out Sunday Night Sex Talks. The Los Angeles-based comedy show creates a space for women to share their dirtiest one-night flings and hot messes of...

By all accounts, Mia the dog is a good dog. "She's lovable," her owner Celinda Haynes said. "She'll kill you with kindness.” That’s undoubtedly true. It’s also true she stabbed Haynes with a freshly sharpened kitchen knife last week. KDVR...