Saturday, April 20, 2024

Hot Mess

Domino’s Pays Aussie $910 For A Missing Pizza Delivery

It's two truths and a lie time: Domino’s isn't as cool as Pizza Hut. Domino's is known for its special recipe of cocaine-laced herb dip. Domino's owes one hungry dude $910 for one botched delivery. An Australian man sued Domino's...

Shirtless Guy Faces Hurricane Head On

The sunshine state is known for #Floridaman.  Now we have a shirtless guy faces hurricane head on. With the country split in two ahead of next month’s election, it’s important that we remember there are some things we can...

The Week in Hot Messes: Drake, Clowns, and Poop

While it’s easy to focus on only the Hot Mess that is the presidential campaign, it would be a mistake to ignore the wild tales of woe from your everyday people. You know, the would-be clown victims with jobs...

Special Delivery: Someone Keeps Mailing Poop To Philosophy Professors

At least four prominent philosophy professors were mailed packages filled with literal shit this summer, prompting concerns that an inner-disciplinary feud that all four were involved in two years ago has spilled into the real world, or at least...

Two Hot Rods Try To DIY Pimp Their Rides

Some people are just made for each other. This week, the stars aligned to bring us two beautiful souls on separate but equally glorious journeys toward automotive greatness. Or something like that. On one side of the world, we have this...

Russian Meteorologists Predict What Post-Nuclear-Attack Weather In Nebraska Would Be Like

With relations between the United States and Russia deteriorating over the civil war in Syria, it’s, uh, fun and not worrying at all to see a state-owned television station in Moscow predicting the weather in Nebraska following a nuclear...

Watch: Big-Ass Brawl At Miami Chuck E. Cheese’s Captured On Video

A multi-family fight broke out Saturday night at a Miami-area Chuck E. Cheese’s, according to the Miami Herald. https://twitter.com/krvstel/status/782420716398444544 A bystander took the above 28-second video of the brawl and posted it to Twitter, where it’s since been retweeted over 2,000...

Clown Costume Sales Spike 300 Percent In Wake Of Nationwide Clown Epidemic: Report

Since late August, there have been reports of terrifying clown sightings in at least 32 states. Many—if not most—of those have been exposed as hoaxes, but the rash of clown headlines has still reportedly spurred a huge spike in...

Woman Fakes Clown Attack To Avoid Getting Fired

We’re in the midst of a clown attack epidemic. When 30 shaken kids come up to you and say “Did you see the clown in the woods?” shit has gotten truly real. It's such a prevalent problem, that people...

Boating Accident Cost Lindsay Lohan Part of Her Finger

Look: After everything Lindsay Lohan has endured—self-inflicted wounds and our vicious piranha-like celebrity culture—it’s kind of incredible she’s still alive. Not even alive, but like out and about, having adventures, doing stuff with her life, ya know? She hasn’t...

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