Friday, May 3, 2024

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What I Did Instead Of Watching Last Night’s Presidential Debate

Last night, I slept the sleep of someone unburdened by the current state of American politics. Beginning at 7 p.m., I instilled a total Presidential Debate Blackout. No one was allowed to text or call me about the Hillary...

US Weed Arrests at Lowest Level Since 1996, More Work Needed

Good news: Arrests for marijuana possession fell in 2015 to the lowest level since 1996, according to the FBI. Bad news: There were 574,641 arrests made for simple possession in 2015, which still means that someone is busted every minute in the...

Is This ‘Pen Pineapple Apple Pen’ Song the Next ‘Gangnam Style’?

Warning: This song will loop in your head for the rest of the day. It is called “Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen” and it’s the newest kooky viral video no one understands but everyone loves. This super catchy diddy was crafted by Piko-Taro, a...

The Fresh Toast: Who Are We?

Pull up and chair and let us tell you a story. Last summer a single southern guy realized the world needed some more laughter, more music and a fresh look at cannabis. Yes, cannabis, the much maligned, but quickly-becoming-legal-plant that over...

NASA’s 1977 Voyager Golden Record Receiving First Release for Human Ears

Call it the most exclusive alien mixtape. About 39 years ago NASA sent out the Voyager I and Voyager II, meant to travel through the far reaches of interstellar space. On board these spacecraft was a document that contained...

Watch Hillary Clinton Take On Zach Galifianakis On “Between Two Ferns”

Hillary Clinton's had to endure a lot to prove she's "likable," despite being incredibly qualified and this country's best chance at salvation from the burning ash pit that is the GOP. She's been on SNL. She's been on Broad...

How to Get Away with Murder

At The Fresh Toast, we believe that the War on Drugs is an epic failure. We believe that marijuana consumers do not belong behind bars. As a general rule, we take a lighter approach to the news, but sometimes...

I Took Way More Than A Handful Of Skittles—And Lived To Tell About It

I couldn’t think, I could barely breathe—grim terror coursed through my head, shoulders, knees, and toes. My knees and my freakin' toes. This wasn’t some fireside fright cast off once the sun returns. I had known fear before, but not...

Visualize The News: Brangelina, New Yorkers Rule, Skittles Edition

Within our hyper-accelerated news culture, it can be tough to keep up with everything. But maintaining an informed populace remains vital to our culture. So for those stories that don’t quite need your undivided attention, we’re helping you digest...

The Roots Welcome Hillary Clinton To ‘The Tonight Show’ With ‘Mighty Healthy’ Cover

Jimmy Fallon had Donald Trump on The Tonight Show last week, and instead of skewering the tiny-handed candidate, the host mussed the serially-bankrupt tycoon’s absurd hair, making him seem more like a harmless grandpa than the dangerous orange blob he...

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