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Gossip: Calvin Klein Begs Kim Kardashian To Put On Some Underwear; Ryan Murphy Signs With Netflix In Record-Breaking $300 Million Deal

After signing a massive new endorsement deal with the Kardashian family, Calvin Klein is begging Kim to put on some clothes.

“Kim and her family were paid a fortune to be spokesmodels for Calvin Klein underwear. She and her family are plastered on posters and advertisements everywhere in their Calvin Klein panties. So you can imagine how upset the company was now that Kim has been posting so many nude images of herself. They are begging her to put on some Calvin Klein underwear,” sources tell Straight Shuter. “Why would anyone spend money on knickers when their spokesperson would rather go naked?”

Ryan Murphy Signs With Netflix In Record-Breaking $300 Million Deal

Producer/Director Ryan Murphy has signed a deal with Netflix for what is said to be a record-breaking $300 million. The deal starts July 1.

Said Ted Sarandos, Chief Content Officer at Netflix, in a statement: “Ryan Murphy’s series have influenced the global cultural zeitgeist, reinvented genres and changed the course of television history. His unfaltering dedication to excellence and to give voice to the underrepresented, to showcase a unique perspective or just to shock the hell out of us, permeates his genre-shattering work. From “Nip/Tuck” – our first licensed series – to “American Crime Story: The People v. O.J. Simpson” and “American Horror Story,” we’ve seen how his brand of storytelling captivates consumers and critics across the globe. His celebrated body of work and his contributions to our industry speak for themselves, and we look forward to supporting Ryan in bringing his broad and diverse stories to the world.”

Chelsea Handler Is Getting Into The Marijuana Business

Chelsea Handler has done it all in the entertainment business: comedian, actress, writer, television host, producer. Now, the multi-talented Californian is entering the cannabis industry.

Handler announced earlier this week that she will be creating her own line of marijuana. “I want everyone to know that I’m going to a weed farm today. Yep. I’m gonna go pick a grow,” Handler told her 3.3 million Instagram followers. “It’s called a grow for those of you who are not in the know.”

It appears Handler will be launching a brand designed to capture the “cannabis curious” segment of the marijuana market, which most industry experts say will be the fastest-growing sector.

The left-leaning feminist entertainer said cannabis is the “only fucking thing that’s kept me sane since Trump was elected.”

“I’m going to come out with my own line of weed, I decided. I want people to understand that you don’t have to get blottoed, you can just get a little, nice buzz to take the edge off.”

Of course, Handler is not the first celebrity to find a way into the marijuana business. Just last year, former heavyweight boxing champion Mike Tyson announced his intention to start a marijuana farm in California. Scores of celebrities from Melissa Etheridge to Whoopi Goldberg to Willie Nelson have also invested in the nascent industry.

Handler is famous for being an open book and revealing her personal life. She has told fans she smoked her first joint when she was 16. Handler has even shared the herb with Nelson. Handler has been a vocal supporter of marijuana law reform.

Here is Handler’s Instagram announcement:

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Here is a video of Handler enjoying a multi-course meal prepared with cannabis:

Here is Handler sharing the herb with Snoop Dogg:

Maine Businesses Can’t Discriminate Against Employees For Using Marijuana

Cannabis users in Maine no longer have to worry about their consumption habits during their off hours. Employees can no longer be discriminated against by employers for cannabis usage, including other marijuana-infused products, according to new state laws that recently went into effect.

In addition, the Maine Department of Labor has removed marijuana from the list of drugs employers can test for in its “model” applicant drug-testing policy, according to employment law firm Littler Mendleson PC.

The law only applies to those 21 years of age or older, and denies employers the right to hire someone based on their marijuana usage or even disciplining them for using. However, it should be noted that this right does not extend to those under the influence at work. Those who show up to work high can still receive discipline, though a positive test won’t be enough proof that someone is or was under the influence, a spokesperson told The Independent.

Maine is one of nine states to legalize recreational marijuana usage. However, Maine governor Paul LePage vetoed a bill to regulate and tax marijuana, leading to a legislative compromise that delays any retail market coming to fruition within the state.

LePage explained that, “Until I clearly understand how the federal government intends to treat states that seek to legalize marijuana, I cannot in good conscience support any scheme in state law to implement expansion of legal marijuana in Maine.”

Who’ll Be Invited To Prince Harry And Meghan Markle’s Wedding?

One of the most debated subjects right now is who’ll make the guest list to Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s wedding, with half-siblings and all sorts of people popping up from every corner claiming that they expect an invitation.

Luckily, or unluckily, the couple’s wedding venue can only hold 800 people, a much smaller amount than Prince Charles’ wedding, which housed over 3,500 guests, and Prince William’s ceremony that accommodated 1,900.

With a guest list of 800 people, only the closest family members, friends, and the most important world representatives with significant ties to the royal family are expected to be invited.

While some speculate that Prince Harry will have to invite the Obamas or President Trump, they may not make the cut due to the large amount of British military members and charity workers that’ll surely be invited to the wedding. When it comes to Meghan Markle, sources claim that her guests may surprise the audience. There are rumors that she’ll invite Serena Williams, Suits co-star Patrick J. Adams, and personal stylist Jessica Mulroney.

According to CBC, guests of the wedding may be announced when the event is underway. So we’ll just have to keep on guessing.

Apple Is Finally Changing How They Make Their Software

It only took a decade and a couple of scandals for Apple to switch things up and do something they haven’t done before.

While Apple has received tons of criticism lately, experts believe this isn’t due to poor devices and software that’s filled with bugs. Experts claim that this vocal outrage is due to the amount of Apple users because one bug in the software is experienced by millions of people. So if you’ve been considering leaving Apple, you should think things through.

According to Business Insider, the next version of the iOS will be a departure from what Apple usually does with their software updates. Instead of redesigning the home screen, a feat the company does pretty often and that serves no particular purpose, Apple will focus on making their software more stable, reliable, and faster.

Previously, Apple launched a new software with a new device, including fancy additions used to market the phone and to lure new customers in. By switching things up, Apple is tending to the majority of their users. Yes, having the ability to put a hat on your Animoji may be amazing, but the majority of users would rather have a reliable phone that doesn’t crash, and whose battery lasts for longer periods of time.

As Bloomberg reports, this change demonstrates that Apple finally understands its product. The iPhone is no longer new, it’s been around for a decade, and it doesn’t need to change every year. It just needs to work efficiently and perform better than other phones on the market.

Classic Cocktail: 6 Best Colas For Your Jack And Coke

I’m going to take a guess: Your first whiskey cocktail was a Jack & Coke.

It’s true for me at least. I have clear memories of sidling up to a bar in Europe in 2001, still far too young to shop for alcohol at home, and ordering a Jack & Coke solely because it was the only cocktail I knew how to order. For a teenager facing down the perplexing world of the bar, it felt safe. The ingredients were right there in the name, and one of them—Coca-Cola—was already a familiar substance. The same could not be said for Campari, pisco, or Fernet, the other options on display.

There’s a reason the Jack & Coke is so popular. It’s sweet, mild, and never asks too much of you. It’s available everywhere: every hotel bar, every neighborhood dive, every airplane drink trolley. And it’s reliable. With only two ingredients, even the most amateur bartender can’t screw it up. Plus, it was Lemmy from Motorhead’s favorite drink, and it’s so closely linked to him that there’s been a posthumous movement to rename the Jack & Coke “The Lemmy.” Who couldn’t benefit from feeling like Lemmy every once in a while?

Yet bartending always seems to reward finesse, so I wondered: Does the Jack & Coke have room for improvement? Is classic Coca-Cola truly the best cola for the job, or might other colas be better? There was only one way to find out—a taste test.

The Colas

  • Classic Coca-Cola
  • Cane sugar sweetened Coca-Cola (often called “Mexican Coke”)
  • Blue Sky Cane Sugar Cola
  • Boylans Cola
  • Q Spectacular Kola
  • Fentiman’s Curiosity Cola

The Whiskey

Methodology

We used a ratio of two ounces of Jack Daniels to three ounces of cola as recommended by Gary Regan in The Joy of Mixology. This produces a slightly stronger drink than you might be accustomed to if you drink your Jack & Cokes in a pint glass. Each drink was built in a 12 ounce highball glass filled with ice, beginning with whiskey and topping with cola. We skipped a wedge of lemon or lime to focus on the cola-whiskey interaction, but citrus is often a nice way to brighten up an otherwise very sweet concoction.

We also tasted each cola on its own, without ice or whiskey.

The Results

Classic Coke

On its own, classic American Coca-Cola is sweet and caramel-forward, with a hint of clove and nutmeg and that familiar phosphoric acid tingle. In the cocktail, it’s like being instantly transported to your local dive. It’s a corn-on-corn dance, each amplifying the other without introducing any truly new flavors—plus, with whiskey, Coca-Cola’s acidic notes are a real asset.

Mexican Coke

Made with cane sugar instead of corn syrup, Mexican Coke has a purer, almost glassier flavor than traditional Coca-Cola, with a rounder, more gentle mouth feel. In the cocktail, the acidity is less pronounced, making the drink taste a little bit sweeter and avoiding that funny feeling on your teeth. It’s good, perhaps an improvement on the classic, but would be better with a wedge of lemon or lime.

Blue Sky Cola

Choosing cane sugar rather than corn syrup seems to be the only thing making Blue Sky “healthier” than regular Coca-Cola. It tastes pretty much like plain, carbonated sugar water. The resulting cocktail is far too sweet, with virtually no spice or acidity. Our least favorite in the tasting, but helped to reveal the magic of regular Jack & Coke.

Boylan’s Cola

Fine bubbles, low acidity, and a vanilla-forward flavor characterize Boylan’s Cola. In the cocktail it’s nice, an unobtrusive backdrop for the whiskey, but its lack of acidity keeps it from achieving Jack & Cola greatness.

Q Kola

While perhaps better known for its upmarket Q-Tonic, Q Mixers produces a whole line of beverages including a Kola. Marketed specifically as a mixer, Q Kola is spicier and less sweet than the mainstream colas. It uses agave syrup as a sweetener and has a warm, gingery flavor. While it touts a diverse list of botanicals including clove, cinnamon, nutmeg, and vanilla, it comes across closer to Schweppes Ginger Ale than classic Coke. It’s also the lightest in color of the bunch by far.

I had high hopes for Q, but paired with the whiskey, it under-delivers. The resulting drink is lighter, drier, and definitely more cocktail-like, but—and perhaps this is my sugar-blasted palate speaking—I don’t think it’s sweet enough. It tastes already watered down, like something you’d drink on a plane.

Fentiman’s Curosity Cola

This English brand is known for a deft hand with herbs and botanicals, and the cola shows that skill in spades. This is a completely different animal than Coca-Cola. It pours an inky black, and has a hugely complex flavor with lots of clove, pomander, mint, horehound, and ginger. It’s not very fizzy, nor is it acidic, but mixed with Jack Daniels it tastes like an honest to god, real-deal cocktail, perhaps with an amaro or two in the mix. It’s totally different than the classic, and Lemmy would probably reject it, but to me, it’s a home run—and now I’m excited to try Fentiman’s in an upscale Cuba Libre.

The Takeaway

Coca-Cola’s phosphoric acid might raise some eyebrows among the world’s health nuts, but those people aren’t drinking Jack & Cokes anyway. It’s an essential part of the success of the classic, and I missed it when it was gone. Mexican Coke and Jack Daniels with a twist of lime was an upgrade I could get behind that wouldn’t upset the traditionalists, but many of the other fancier colas failed to impress.

My Jack ‘n Coke at the local dive bar days are maybe 75 percent of the way behind me, but the Fentiman’s and Jack Daniels is a real drink, one I’ll look forward to having again, which makes it the winner of my comparative testing.

This article originally appeared on The Whiskey Wash.

Nostalgia Alert: Kenan, Kel, ‘All That’ Crew Finally Reunites

If you’ve ever fantasized about Nickelodeon’s gooey, green slime dropping on you from above, then you’re probably a ’90s baby. It’s scientifically proven ’90s babies can’t resist a good trip down memory lane. It’s actually Einstein’s only forgotten accomplishment: His Theory of Nostalgic Relativity—and Nick Cannon, of all people, provided a good one.

For his hip-hop sketch comedy show Wild N’ Out, Cannon invited members of Nick’s beloved variety show All That. Kenan Thompson, Kel Mitchell, Lori-Beth Denberg, and Josh Server were reunited Feb. 11 in New York City to tape an episode of Wild N’ Out. Cannon himself was a former co-star on All That, so it was a reunion for him as well.

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Don’t worry, though. The cast members posted plenty on social media to commemorate the reunion. One photo showed Kenan, Kel, Lori-Beth, and Josh together hanging out backstage while Kenan and Kel posed with Cannon and DJ D-Wrek on the production stage.

However, this isn’t the first time Kenan and Kel have reunited. Back in 2015, the pair staged an iconic reunion on The Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon, reprising their beloved Good Burger characters.

“We’ve been wanting to get back together,” Kel told E! at the time. “It was just about the right project…it felt like home.”

Cannabis In Trouble: Trump’s New Budget Doubles Down On Drug War

Earlier this week, President Trump released his Administration’s FY19 budget, alarming drug policy reform advocates by increasing funding for programs most associated with the war on drugs. Just two years ago, President Obama’s budget focused more money on treatment and prevention than enforcement and interdiction. Trump’s budget appears to be a reversal of that approach.

“Trump’s budget proposes new funds for addressing the opioid overdose crisis but far more money is being sought by the president to escalate the war on drugs,” said Grant Smith, Interim Director of Drug Policy Alliance’s Office of National Affairs. “We know from decades of locking people up for drugs that it doesn’t work to curb drug use but Trump’s budget proposes wasting billions of dollars to do exactly that. That money would be much better spent on harm reduction and treatment interventions that actually prevent overdoses and save lives.”

The Most Concerning Aspects Of The Budget:

  • An increase of $400m from the FY17 level enacted by Congress for the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) – a scandal-ridden agency.
  • $18 billion over two years in funding to build a wall at the border with Mexico with the twin goals of stopping the flow of drugs and immigrants, when evidence shows it will do neither and is an astonishing waste of money designed only to stoke racial tensions and xenophobia.
  • An increase of $5m for Interagency Crime and Drug Enforcement – an entity that coordinates federal agencies to arrest and prosecute drug sellers
  • $50m in funding for an anti-drug media campaign, which Congress eliminated in 2012 after studies showed that the hysterical nature of such campaigns may have led to an increase in drug use.
  • $43m for drug courts, despite mounting evidence that drug courts reject evidence-based approaches to treating drug use, often banning methadone and buprenorphine, and treat drug use as a criminal issue, not a public health issue.
  • A cut of $20m for the Second Chance Act, a program that helps incarcerated individuals to re-enter society upon release

Reagan-Era Program Moved To DEA

It is also deeply concerning to see that the High Intensity Drug Trafficking Area (HIDTA) program is to be moved to the Drug Enforcement Administration. This Reagan-era program incentivizes state and local law enforcement to make drug arrests and then send the bill to the federal government, increasing incarceration and allowing states to shirk fiscal responsibility for their actions. HIDTA should be eliminated, not moved, or at a minimum reformed to ensure the program focuses on high-level traffickers.

While there are net increases in funding to tackle the opioid epidemic, too much of the funding goes towards law enforcement agencies. The section of the budget on federal drug control funding shows that while there is around $900m in increased funding for the Department of Health and Human Services, there is a parallel increase of $775m for the Department of Justice and Department of Homeland Security to carry out drug enforcement activities. The Administration’s claim that it is requesting $13 billion to “combat the opioid epidemic” is overshadowed by the request of $18 billion to build a wall.

Ultimately, the fate of the budget proposal is in the hands of Congress. In recent years, there has been a bipartisan attempt to move us away from the war on drugs. Republicans and Democrats continue to work together on marijuana legalization, sentencing reform and treating the opioid overdose crisis as a public health issue – not a law enforcement one.

This story was first published by the Drug Policy Alliance

Cardi B There As Migos’ Offset Lights Up Blunt At New York Fashion Week

When your brand’s being an avant-garde iconoclast, you don’t change that brand for no one. Regardless of setting, situation, and stars involved, be yourself. Which, I think, explains why Offset of the Migos decided to light up a blunt in the front row of New York Fashion Week.

This wasn’t no IDGAF mood, but careful brand management. (We’re onto you, Offset.) An atmosphere that can be as cloying and rigid as NYFW (a compliment, by the way) forces most celebrities to assume the posture, but Offset, thankfully, did not bow to such meaningless respectability politics.

Here is how The Cut describes the scene:

In the middle of the Prabal Gurung show — which was inspired by two female-dominated societies: the matriarchal Mosuo tribe of China, and India’s activist Gulabi Gang — Offset decided to blow off some steam. He proceeded to light something up front row and take a couple puffs. Although we were too far away to confirm the substance, we can take a wild guess what it was.

Offset’s fiancée and fellow rap superstar, Cardi B, simply laughed it off, with the same eye-rolling gesture your partner delivers when you decide to bust a move at their friend’s wedding. Offset pulled off this gesture seated next to Laverne Cox and Huma Abedin, no less. He also performed at designer Philipp Plein’s show.

Cardi B deserves a special mention as well. One of Alexander Wang’s photographers documented Cardi sitting next to Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour, who was smiling.*

*Historians can not recall the last known event of such a seismic occurrence.

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People In This Small English Town Are Worried About ‘Graveyard Sex’

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Residents of a small town in England are worried that a proposed new wine bar would lead to unspeakable behavior, including more graveyard sex (you read that correctly, more graveyard sex).

This is all going down in the town of Ware, Hertfordshire, where locals gathered at a public forum to voice their concerns over plans for a wedding shop to transform into a wine bar.

The fear here is that once people get all sauced up on wine, they’re going to go crazy, specifically in the (g)raveyard. And also, drunks rolling around in their own urine like pigs in mud. And according to the Hertfordshire Mercury, council members also shared their fears, including the fact that the wine bar would ‘attract people from Enfield,’ a borough 15 miles away in north London.

One resident who lives nearby told the Hertfordshire Mercury:

In the graveyard I’ve seen people having sex, we’ve had people weeing in our doorway, we’ve seen ladies in the alleyway opposite squat weeing, falling over and rolling in their wee — and that’s just with the current bars that are there. If more are introduced, especially an establishment so big that could cater for so many more customers, we are really concerned that that will adversely impact what is happening outside.

Another resident said that problems in the graveyard have been ongoing for years and that having a wine bar that could potentially add to that hooligan behavior ”is just not even worth thinking about.”

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District councilman Mark Pope agreed the building is not suitable, by way of it’s sheer mass: “I’d be concerned as to what is happening elsewhere in the premises because it’s one hell of a wine bar, more than 3,000, 4,000 square feet.”

Other council members said police didn’t have the manpower to deal with more ruffians. And that the building where the wine bar would be located is ‘not considered suitable,’ and that it would make for better office space.

A change of use application to convert Rankin House, the former home of the Clifford Burr bridal shop, has been submitted to the council, whether they like it or not.

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