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12 Dreamy Marijuana Edibles We Really Wish Existed

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We’re not sure how many of these combinations with cannabis and guilty pleasures are even physically or gastrointestinally possible, but they’re dreams worth dreaming.

The Fresh Toast – Anyone up for trying to make these 12 dreamy marijuana edibles we really wish existed????

Lunchables

Good lord, can you imagine the possibilities in Lunchables as edibles? Cannabutter crackers, cheese infused with THC oil, those weird little pepperoni thingies somehow made better by the addition of cannabis. Customers could mix and match their own favorite snack.

Related: Super-Cheesy Cannabis Crackers Will Create Munchies Inception

Twinkies

Legend has it that they never go bad. If they contained cannabinoids, we’d stash a millennium’s worth of ‘em in our doomsday kits. Twinkie-flavored ice cream is a thing now, so it’s only a matter of time before someone hacks this 420-style.

Curly Fries

This would be so easy to do. Why is this not a thing already? Curly fries made in cannabis oil. Someone please get on it.

Fruits And Vegetables

Or most healthy foods in general, to be honest. Why can’t we have cannacarrots? Leafy greens that are, well, more green? At least we have a few healthful snack options for when the munchies strike.

Crunchwrap Supreme

You know what, screw the veggies. Anything from Taco Bell—those weird curly cinnamon things, the terrible fountain drinks, the stuff that comes from the KFC side of every Taco Bell/KFC drive-thru—all of it would be better with marijuana involved, or in the food itself. The Crunchwraps provide an excellent vehicle for this.

Related: With SteakCation, Taco Bell Is Transforming A Drive-Thru Into An Airbnb

Anything Produced At A Country Fair

Funnel cakes, hot dogs, CORN dogs, caramel corn, caramel apples, deep-fried Oreos… Fair food was basically made for stoners, and made to be turned into stoney-food.

Skittles

When they’re not headed for livestock feed, Skittles are one of those candies that brings back childhood memories or makes you want to eat the entire bag in one sitting as an adult. What if they were edible-ified? Time to taste the rainbow AND experience the rainbow.

Gas Station Slurpees

You’re heading to the 7-Eleven across the street at 11 p.m. anyway. If the Slurpee machines dispensed a magical mixture of ice, food coloring, sugar and cannabis oil? We’d never leave.

Bagel Bites

When pizza’s on a bagel, you can get high anytime.

Anything From In-N-Out

A west coast staple, In-N-Out is no doubt frequented by the soon-to-be stoned or designated drivers of the incredibly stoned. We already know their secret menu. If cannabutter-fried french fries is on the secret-secret menu, we’re so there.

Anything From Chipotle

A burrito the size of one’s head that also contains THC would be killing two birds with one stone.

Related: Woman Files $2.2 Billion Lawsuit Against Chipotle For Using Photo in Ad

Pizza Rolls

Just like Bagel Bites, these little suckers are a tomato, cheese, and weirdly fake-tasting meat treat that would be a thousand times improved if they could get us high. However, that’d make it a lot easier to eat an entire bag and go on the high of a lifetime, in a bad way.

Montel Williams To Debut His Own Brand Of Marijuana

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Famed talk show host Montel Wiliams has long been a public advocate for medical marijuana use. Now, he’s set debut his own strain of weed at an event thrown by Women Abuv Ground, a new group that helps women to get involved in the cannabis industry.

Williams was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis in 1999 and soon became addicted to opiate pain killers to help with his pain, leading to what he described as a “horrific battle” with the drug. But soon he tried a new method to combat the pain.

“I shifted over to cannabis and it made a difference in my life,” he said, according to ABC 7. Since then he’s lobbied in favor of medical marijuana on Capitol Hill and in individual states, and last year he founded Lenitiv Scientific, which works to deliver high-quality marijuana products who patients who rely on it.

As a result of his advocacy, Women Abuv Ground is honoring him with a lifetime achievement award. The event will double as the debut for Williams’ first strain from Lenitiv, which will be available at the CannaCool Lounge in downtown LA.

For more on Williams’ relationship with medical marijuana, watch his interview with ABC 7 below.


The 8 Prettiest #WeedNails on Instagram

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With marijuana becoming legal in more and more states and its use becoming more and more acceptable in mainstream society, there’s less and less reason not to publicly flaunt your love of the wonderful leaf. What better way to do so than by literally gluing weed to your nails in a decorative fashion?

Louisiana Pham, the owner of Orchid Nail Lounge in Santa Clara, California, told BuzzFeed she’s been creating weed-infused nails for years. Her first such design took place when a client requested something for a marijuana trade show called Hemp Con. The design was a hit at the convention that Pham began offering it to other clients as long as they have a card for legal marijuana. She notes however that it’s still very much a “niche” operation, though there the trend has clearly caught on elsewhere judging from all of the #weednails photos on Instagram. Below are some of our favorites

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You Can Order Weed Directly to Your Home in Oregon Now

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If you’re feeling lazy, or if you just want to order some recreational marijuana while you wait for your delivery pizza, and you live in Oregon, we have some great news: Now you can get weed brought directly to your home.

KGW8 reports that 117 retailers across Oregon, including 13 in Portland, were granted permission by the Oregon Liquor Control Commission to deliver weed last year but the decision was delayed until January.

“It’s super exciting,” Spencer Krutzler, manager of La Cannaisseur in Portland, told the local news station. “I definitely expect to a smile on everyone’s face when we show up to that front door.”

Some restrictions apply to the new delivery. For example, the marijuana must be delivered in a locked metal box, which can contain no more than $3,000 worth of products at a time, and dispensaries can only serve customers located within the city in which they’re licensed. Customers must also be 21 to receive deliveries, which are allowed to take place between 8 am and 9 pm.

“This is like, you’re going to call the pizza guy, then you’re going to call us,” said Krutzler. “We’re going to have a good time.”

Watch Tracy Morgan Play One of Beyoncé’s Twins on ‘Saturday Night Live’

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As the whole world hopefully knows by now, Beyoncé is pregnant with twins. While the pop superstar was no doubt busy preparing for her rumored performance tonight on the Grammys, the crew at Saturday Night Live decided to imagine what exactly is going on inside her womb. In SNL’s telling, the two twins look an awful lot like Tracy Morgan and Keenan Thompson.

“It’s so spacious,” Morgan says of Bey’s womb. “There’s a recording studio in here. This place is special.”

The two also discuss who their mother is (“People always scream when they meet her, so she’s either a queen or a goblin,” Morgan says) and guess at what their names might be.

“You know, I’ve thought a lot about mine,” Thompson says. “Probably Jade Rain.”

“I think I’m going for something classy,” Morgan adds. “Like Lord Burberry.”

The two also managed to get a solid burn in against Bey’s former Destiny Child’s bandmates.

Watch the full clip, which co-stars Sasheer Zamata as Beyoncé and Alec Baldwin as the ultrasound technician, below.


Colorado Sold $1.3 Billion Worth of Marijuana Last Year

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Dispensaries throughout Colorado sold $1.3 billion worth of medical and recreational marijuana in 2016, Cannabist reports. That is up from $996.2 million in 2015 and $699.2 million in 2014.

Of that total, calculated from tax data released by the Colorado Department of Revenue Thursday, $875 million came from recreational marijuana, with the other $438 million from medical sales. The $1.3 billion total generated approximately $199 million in tax revenue for the state.

Experts warn the weed boom in Colorado could be plateauing soon though, with other states moving to legalize. “Colorado has had a really good run, being the first mover,” Miles Light, an economist with the Marijuana Policy Group, told Cannabist. “Now, as other states legalize, some of these external benefits that are occurring are going to be eroded.”

Even so, the numbers are expected to remain high in state for 2017 as other states work to catch up on regulations.

The huge sales numbers haven’t been great for everyone. “It was a difficult year,” Sally Vander Veer, the president of Medicine Man, an operator of one of Denver’s larger medical and retail dispensaries, told Cannabist. “We’re still seeing a steady increase in the number of customers and patients, but (sales) numbers are pretty flat.”

Marvel Shares Avengers Featurette

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Good news for fans, Marvel shares Avergers Feature early! Avengers: Infinity War isn’t out in theaters until May 4, 2018, but Marvel has just released a behind-the-scenes featurette showing the its stars, directors, and producers discussing the film on-set in Atlanta. There’s a lot of talk about how the Avengers series has worked to intertwine so many different storylines and characters leading to a major battle in Infinity War.

The real surprise, for us at least, was the revelation that Chris Pratt’s Star-Lord and the rest of the Guardians of the Galaxy crew is joining the franchise, as is Spider-Man. Watch Pratt, Robert Downey Jr., Tom Holland (who plays the new Spider-Man), and directors Anthony and Joe Russo talk about the flick below, then check out a Facebook Live from Downey Jr.

The Marvel Cinematic Universe (MCU) is an American media franchise and shared universe centered on a series of superhero films produced by Marvel Studios. The films are based on characters that appear in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. The franchise also includes television series, short films, digital series, and literature. The shared universe, much like the original Marvel Universe in comic books, was established by crossing over common plot elements, settings, cast, and characters.

WATCH: Pot Sasquatch Photo Bombs Local Newscast During Snowstorm

During Wednesday’s snowstorm along the East Coast, 22 News’s Jennifer Pagliei was filming an update from Springfield, Mass. when POT SASQUATCH!

At first, it appears to be some sort of green monster, maybe a big lizard or something similar. But when it gets closer you can see it for what it really is: a Sasquatch made of weed leaves.

“You can see that the visibility has been reduced,” Pagliei says as she turns to let the camera pan around the snow-filled streets. “I’ve seen countless spinoffs…,” she tries to add as she finally sees the cannabis-adorned creature stumbling her her way. To her credit she continues mostly unfazed, only letting a slight laugh slip. “…And uh, multiple people have gotten stuck here.”

We salute Pagliei for her professionalism, and we salute the cannabis-covered Sasquatch for braving the cold to bring us all so much joy. Watch the full video below.

5 Stories Of Love And Heartbreak With A Side Of Marijuana

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Love is in the air—or not—this time of year. It’s a time to celebrate your relationships, cut old ties, or just treat yourself right—and for many of us, that involves marijuana.

Reddit’s /r/trees community knows best that sharing a story of your love or loss can bring people together. Check out a few of the greatest dating hits. No matter your relationship status, there’s something here for everyone.

For An Example Of How Not To Date:

This guy hid his habit for six years before breaking up with his anti-weed girlfriend. This story begins bleak, but ends with a silver lining:

“It was the only lie I ever told her. She had no idea I smoked or consumed THC in any way. She hated it. So misled, so judgemental[sic] of it. It really sucked honestly. I had to be so careful to hid my use. Because of this, I was never able to buy my own vape, which is my fave way of getting high. Today I finally ordered my own vape, and I will finally be able to get high when I want, in my own god damn home like a fucking adult. Can’t wait for it to come in to help me with the whole moving on with my life process.”

For Hope That It Gets Better:

Without much backstory, we go on a trip with this redditor who writes, “Haven’t smoked for two years but finally broke up with my anti-weed girlfriend and moved to Spain. €20 pick up from some gypsy stoner I met.”

Paging Seth Rogan and James Franco, your next buddy comedy is right here.

For Supportive Advice:

“This sesh goes out to all my fellow heartbroken ents,” this star-crossed lover writes. Commenters crowd in for advice and consolation, from “sesh on man” to recommendations for hitting the gym.

For The Happy Dog Parents:

This father-to-be was writing a love letter to his wife while stoned, when his dogs decided to get in on the sappy action:

“So, then my dogs pile up on the couch with me, well except for poor Roscoe, he’s too big, but he still puts his paws on the seat to stand at my eye level. So in this weird sappy mood I’m in, I put my hands on his ears and held his big head. His cold wet nose bumped mine and looked into my eyes with so much love I could feel it deeply. Normally I take this as ‘I love you’ and reply, I love you too buddy. But I really felt the intensity of his emotion being transferred inside of me, like taking a sip of a fragrant red wine and that warm feeling as the tail end of it runs down your throat. ‘I know your love.’ I said. I don’t recall ever hearing those words stitched together so beautifully. I turned to my other two dogs laying beside me and as they looked into my eyes I said ‘I know your love’ to each of them as my eyes began to water. ‘I know her love’ and a tear rolled down my cheek. And in two months I will be a father… I can’t wait to know her love.”

For Relationship Goals:

The girlfriend of the year award goes to this redditor who introduced her boyfriend to weed for the first time in a wake and bake session. Read the whole story: It involves naming his penis several times, eating way too many Nutella covered hot dog buns, and questionable shaving. Love is real.

 

Why This Year’s Hottest Fitness Accessory Is A Friend

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There are two types of people in this world. Those who workout alone, and those who need a buddy to make it to the gym. While you may think a solo gym session is more productive than the latter, there is evidence to the contrary. It’s like that quote, “If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.” You might have a quicker workout when you’re going it alone, but you also could accomplish more when you take on a gym buddy.


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That’s right folks. The new fitness accessory of the year is in fact a friend. Not only can exercise with a partner give you a more dynamic workout, it also has social and mental health benefits to back it up. Let’s start with the notion of simply getting yourself to the gym. It’s easy to bail on a workout when the only person you have to answer to is yourself. In an article on SHAPE, exercise partner expert Thomas Plante, PhD, professor of psychology at Santa Clara University in Santa Clara, California says, “If you know a friend is waiting for you at the gym or won’t pound the pavement without you, it’s tough to bail.”

Besides getting you to actually show up, a buddy might make the actual workout more enjoyable. A study of 117 adults by the University of Southern California found that those who worked out with a specific partner said they enjoyed the exercise more than those who chose to go solo. Not only can it make you feel like you’re not even working out, but the exercises you can accomplish are more versatile.


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With a bud by your side, you can get into training for two and attempt some classic partner moves like crunches with a medicine ball, partner pushups and leg tosses. Having a trusted friend at the gym can also mean having a spotter for tougher moves. With a partner by your side, adding that extra weight at the bench press becomes that much more attainable.

If you still think you can do it better solo, perhaps the idea of competition could entice you to take someone along. Finding a partner who you think might be a little fitter, faster or stronger than you are can give you that extra push that you needed. There is nothing like a little friendly competition to challenge yourself in ways that you simply can’t on your own.

If there’s no one in your circle that’s quite up to your speed, try the Bvddy app.This platform for sports aficionados connects you to people in your area who have similar athletic inclinations. If all else fails, try it out with the trainer at your local gym!


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