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Remembering SpongeBob’s Creator Through The Show’s Best Memes

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The animation community and 90s kids alike faced a devastating blow when news broke this week that SpongeBob SquarePants creator Stephen Hillenburg had passed away. Hillenburg, following a long battle with ALS, died at age 57.

If you’ve ever scrolled through social media, you know the substantial influence SpongeBob had on the internet. Thanks to both the internet and SpongeBob establishing themselves as pop culture juggernauts in the early 2000s, the two naturally dovetailed for kids growing up at the time.

But only in the past several years has meme culture absorbed SpongeBob into its grasp. Every month it seems like a new meme is born featuring the show’s iconic characters like SpongeBob, Patrick, or Squidward. The show seems to absorb whatever expression internet users want to apply it with; after all, the show’s main character is literally a sponge.

Though it’s doubtful Hillenburg intended for all this, everyone is susceptible to the power of a good SpongeBob meme. Remember that when Kanye West fired back at Jimmy Kimmel during their 2013 feud, he used a SpongeBob meme.

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In memory of Hillenburg and the wonderful show he created, we rounded up our favorite SpongeBob memes. Thanks for making us laugh, Stephen Hillenburg.

Mr. Krabs Blur

MoCkInG SpOnGeBoB

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Evil Patrick

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Tired SpongeBob

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Krusty Krab vs. Chum Bucket

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Squidward FOMO

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Prince Harry Is Excited To Be Moving Out Of Kensington Palace

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News outlets claim that Prince Harry feels “imprisoned” in Kensington Palace, and is happy to be moving into Windsor palace. This bit of news follows a week filled with media speculation where publications alluded that Meghan Markle can’t wait to move out of Kensington Palace because of her poor relationship with Kate Middleton.

“Markle has hastened the brothers’ decision to go their separate ways in terms of living arrangements,” The Daily Mail reports. The article also credits her “opinionated personality” and Harry’s desire to give his wife what she wants as a reason behind the move.

According to a palace insider, Harry is “rather dictatorial,” and even though he loves nephews, niece, and brother, he can’t wait to move out in order to escape the “goldfish bowl of royal life for the sake of his marriage and his unborn child.”

Frogmore Cottage is located in the Windsor estate and is much more secluded than Kensington Palace, which is open all year round for the public and is located in the middle of London. Prince William is expected to live there since he’s in line for the throne and must remain close to the capital but Harry is free to make other choices and step out of the spotlight.

“Frogmore, which is inside the Windsor security zone [where the main house is only open to the public for a couple of days a year] is secluded, peaceful, tranquil and, most importantly, private. No one will see them coming or going.”

That sounds like a good enough reason to move in, and that’s without taking into account the added stress of living with your in-laws.

Marijuana Legalization Forcing Sniffer Dogs To Retire Early

Now that more states across the nation have legalized marijuana for recreational use, law enforcement agencies are being forced to retire drug-sniffing dogs – one of the primary tools they use in discovering illegal contraband during roadside shakedowns. Unlike human officers, these animals cannot be retrained to understand that pot is now acceptable in certain parts of the country, so they are becoming increasingly more useless in drug enforcement operations. The situation begs the question, should canine trainers continue to teach future generations of dope sniffers that marijuana is an illegal substance or amend the system in preparation for an entirely legal nation?

Although this is not yet a problem in most states, it is for police in places like Colorado, where marijuana has been legal for the past six years. “A dog can’t tell you, ‘Hey, I smell marijuana’ or ‘I smell meth,’” Tommy Klein, the chief with the Rifle Police Department, told the New York Times. “They have the same behavior for any drug that they’ve been trained on. If Tulo [the department’s drug dog] were to alert on a car, we no longer have probable cause for a search based on his alert alone.”

In some legal marijuana states, like California, Maine, Vermont and Oregon,  drug dogs are no longer being trained to detect marijuana. Even though situations could still arise where it is necessary for K-9 units to pick up the scent of weed (interstate drug traffickers) the issues with probable cause have rendered them obsolete. Law enforcement in Canada, where the herb went fully legal back in October, are dealing with this, as well.

Interestingly, even states where marijuana is still considered an outlaw substance, police are now requesting that their drug dogs not be trained to detect marijuana. Ron Cloward, who trains dogs for police departments all over the country, told the Times that a Texas police department recently requested that their new drug dog not come with the power to sniff out weed. It’s a way of hedging their bet. While marijuana is illegal in Texas, some police organizations understand that it won’t stay that way for long.

“They had the feeling there could be some changes coming there, and they wanted to plan ahead,” Cloward said.

Some state courts are overturning drug convictions because K-9 units that alert on marijuana, as well as other drugs, are considered a peril to investigations. It is for this reason that dogs are having to be replaced with younger versions.

Still, not every state is taking such a proactive approach to this problem. In Kansas, which borders legal Colorado, drug dogs continue to be trained for marijuana. “The issue is on our radar, and we watch and research what states are doing as legalization crawls across the United States, but as of today all of our dogs are still imprinted on marijuana odor,” said Chad McCluskey, the master trainer for the Kansas Police Dog Association. “We are not considering a change to that approach.”

While many prohibition states might be resistant to purchasing drug dogs that cannot do the full job, these police departments could find themselves in a pinch soon enough. There is evidence that Congress will begin discussing the legalization of marijuana at the national level in 2019. The second federal reform is pushed through, all the drug-sniffers who detect weed will be out of a job – and the cops shops will be out around $6,000 for every hound they have to retire.

Despite What’s On Facebook, Astronauts Don’t Smoke Weed In Space

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Over the weekend, a highly tantalizing and highly suspicious picture circulated Facebook, depicting astronaut Chris Hadfield holding a hefty bag of cannabis flower aboard the International Space Station (ISS). The photograph, originally posted from the “Pictures In History” account, carried a provocative quotation: “Astronaut Chris Hadfield testing marijuana in space, 2012.”


But according to Snopes, a website that debunks rumors and images coursing through the internet, the Hadfield photo is certainly fake. “Although followers might expect to see genuine historical images being posted by a social media page named ‘Pictures in History,’ that account frequently shares manipulated or miscaptioned images,” writes the site.

The picture of Hadfield holding the bag of weed was photoshopped from an image Hadfield posted on Twitter several years back of him holding a bag filled with Easter eggs as a surprise for the crew.

Sorry to report that NASA isn’t testing marijuana’s effects in space just yet. This is an organization, after all, that launched an investigation probe into SpaceX and Boeing, following SpaceX and Tesla CEO Elon Musk was recorded smoking a joint for a Joe Rogan podcast episode. NASA, as it likes to remind everyone, has been a drug-free workplace since 1980.

Plus, as famed astrophysicist Neil DeGrasse Tyson said when responding to the Elon Musk drama months ago, smoking cannabis aboard the ISS isn’t advisable.

“Well, the problem is, in space now, many things will kill you,” he said. “So if you do anything to alter your understanding of what is reality, that’s not in the interest of your health. So if you want to get high in space, like lock yourself in your cabin and don’t come out because you could break stuff inadvertently. OK? That’s how that goes.”

Though that edible may have made you feel like you’d just blasted off the planet, we’re not in an era where astronauts get blasted while off the planet. For now, maybe that’s a good thing.

Marijuana Problems Only New Yorkers Will Understand

Most people who visit New York don’t realize that up to 27 grams of cannabis—nearly an ounce— was decriminalized in the1970s, particularly because the NYPD and DA prosecuted people anyway. Despite mayoral directives in 2018 to stop arresting people for cannabis possession, the NYPD is still at it, and you can do a night in central booking and potentially cop a charge for a vape pen under their floundering attempt to continue the racist “Broken Windows” policy right under our noses.

Even though recently re-elected Governor Andrew Cuomo has been pressured by both constituents, leftist candidates, and even been lobbied by some of cannabis’ biggest names, he still hasn’t legalized recreational cannabis in the state. This is why reports of legislation breaking as soon as 2019 hold some salt, but until then, NYC’s weed culture is still underground, on the sneak, and thriving, like alcohol speakeasies in the last Prohibition era.

Because New Yorkers consume more cannabis than most other cities in the world but have to do it in the alley or in their own home if they’re lucky or privileged enough to avoid police scrutiny, using cannabis in NYC is its own reality that West Coasters will never understand.

When it’s cold outside

The weather may be a small talk topic but when its booming snowflakes in your face and 21 degrees, the weather is no small occurrence. Though most other legal states also limit public consumption, not having the heat lamp protected waves of tobacco smoking areas makes sharing a joint in the wintertime a legitimately painful experience.

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When you have to drop the joint

As noted, New Yorkers must always be on the lookout for the police when smoking cannabis, but this goes double for black and latinx New Yorkers. Being ready to drop your joint and walk away no matter how good it was is an important skill to maintain.

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The lack of affordable quality cannabis

This seems hilarious but when you’re still paying 50 dollars per eighth of fancy but dry cannabis you feel like you’re smoking your cash itself. Despite the booming market, cannabis people are bound by whatever the dealer brings to the table if they want anything at all.

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Related: A Deep-Dive Into New York’s Marijuana History

The punctuality of purveyors

The trope of the super late drug dealer is a New York City special. With our crumbling infrastructure making everything take hours, it’s no wonder they’re known for a piff pit stop before submitting to potentially getting trapped underground or in traffic to bring you buds. Sure it may take double the prescribed 90 minutes to get your pot, but you should still tip, they’re still risking prosecution to get you stoned.

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Sad, funny, and uncomfortable, the reality of cannabis in New York City is one that desperately needs to evolve. Right now it’s either hilarious or tragic, but the best next chess move is for the privileged among us to not only pressure the state for legalization, but for a complete vacating of cannabis possession convictions, which have plagued our neighbors of color for decades. If things never change, you won’t be laughing when they come for you down the road, but don’t let that be your only motivation

Medical Marijuana Can Kill Viability In Melanoma Cancer Cells

Cannabinoids are extremely useful for treating various cancers and melanoma is among them.

Melanoma, the most serious type of skin cancer, is often caused by overexposure to UV rays from the sun or from tanning beds. It usually takes the form of a mole, but can also develop from preexisting moles. While avoiding the sun altogether isn’t really an ideal option to avoiding the disease, a new study shows that cannabis can kill melanoma cancer cells.

The study published in the Journal of Investigative Dermatology from 2015, found that tetrahydrocannabinol (THC) and cannabidiol (CBD) helped decreased the viability of melanoma cancer cells by the way of autophagy dependent apoptosis. In real words, THC helps the body clear out the unhealthy cells.

Here’s what happens.

THC leads to the birth of a fat called sphingolipid ceramide. This fat puts stress on the membrane of the cell and prevents the signaling pathways Akt/mTORC1. This pathway normally prevents cell suicide by preventing autophagy (the clearing out of unhealthy cells), which then leads to more protein production that keeps these bad cells alive.

With the stress from the fat created by THC, these pathways are prevented, which means cell survival is decreased and the death of melanoma cells is increased.

Researchers also noted that when smaller doses of THC are combined with CBD, these anticancer effects are intensified. It is important to note that these tests were preformed outside of the body in a lab, but the results are still very promising. The study also showed that THC treatment destroyed the cancerous melanocytes (skin cells) but did not destroy the normal healthy cells.

These results further prove that cannabinoids are extremely useful for treating various cancers and melanoma is among them.

Kate Middleton And Meghan Markle Fought Over Princess Charlotte’s Bridesmaid Dress

Media has a tendency to pit women against each other. It’s a kind of hobby that a lot of people enjoy and that we can find in all aspects of our culture. Once a woman gets to a space that she shares with another, tensions begin to brew, be them fiction or reality, and suddenly that’s what everyone is talking about. This seems to be the case with Meghan Markle and Kate Middleton.

Trusted reporter Camilla Tominey, the one who first broke the news that Prince Harry was dating Markle, recently wrote a story for the Daily Telegraph, where she claims that the problem between the Duchesses began a while ago.

A few days before Harry and Meghan’s wedding in May, two different sources reported that Middleton was in tears after a fitting for Princess Charlotte’s bridesmaid dress. “Kate had only just given birth to Prince Louis and was feeling quite emotional,” says the insider.

This disagreement is said to have occurred right around the time Markle was rumored to have upset the Queen over wanting to wear an emerald tiara instead of the one that she was initially offered.

Kensington Palace has been working hard to quell these rumors of tension between the sister-in-laws, claiming that Harry and Meghan are moving out of the palace because they’re looking for a home that’s more spacious and private.

This Photoshopped Picture Of Michael B. Jordan Goes Hilariously Viral

Despite its many shortcomings, social media is a place that facilitates reunions. These can come in all forms, welcome or unwelcome. You can be invited to a dreaded high school reunion or you could also find long lost friends and lovers.

The latter is the case for Twitter user Bolu Babalola, who claims to have made a connection with a special and very good looking guy over the summer. Their time together was cut short due to a change of phone number, so she came to Twitter with a request.

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The tweet quickly went viral, racking up over 18 thousand retweets to this day, with Twitter users making comments and picking up on the joke. Many Black Panther references were made:

Babalola seems to be the only one not in on the joke, as she can’t seem to understand why anyone would think her photo was photoshopped.

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Many questions arise, with the first being: will Michael B. Jordan ever see this? If he does, will he follow through on Bolu Babalola’s offer? Mashable spoke with her via email, where she explained that if the actor were to acknowledge her tweet she’d say, “Thanks for the great time this summer, shall we pick up where we left off?”

We wish them all the best.

Shawn Mendes Says ‘I Love Weed,’ Fans Lose Their Damn Minds

Shawn Mendes recently came out of the closet—as a cannabis smoker. Rolling Stone published a revealing profile of the accurately described “neurotic teen idol,” where the singer-songwriter dished about rumors involving his sexuality and a past romance with Hailey Baldwin, a.k.a. Justin Bieber’s wife.

Though Mendes also addressed battling anxiety and touring with Taylor Swift, it was his newfound love of cannabis that has his fans flabbergasted.

“I love weed,” Mendes told the magazine. “I wouldn’t tweet that—not yet, at least—but it’s really good for me. When I’m home, I’ll smoke and then play guitar for seven hours.”

The article’s best quotes come when Mendes reveals how much he wanted to try shrooms in Amsterdam.  “I want to so badly,” he said. “I think it would help me a lot.” Whether Mendes opted not to try mushrooms because it could hurt “his squeaky-clean image,” however, was not divulged.

But maybe that isn’t far from the truth because some fans lost their minds upon hearing this news.

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Others, however, were quick to defend Mendes.

Maybe try weed and playing guitar for seven hours? You might feel better.

New Jersey Gets Closer To Legalizing Adult Use Cannabis

On Monday, the New Jersey Legislature advanced a proposal to legalize and regulate marijuana for adults 21 and older. The Senate Budget and Appropriations Committee approved S2703, sponsored by Senator Nicholas Scutari, (7-2-4), and the Assembly Appropriations Committee approved A4497, sponsored by Assemblywoman Annette Quijano, (6-1-2).

The next step is to send the legislation to the full chambers for a vote. The state’s Governor Phil Murphy has been a big supporter of legalizing and regulating adult use cannabis. Readers can follow the latest in legislative moves on the Green Market Reports Legislation section.

A recent study, conducted by New Jersey Policy Perspective and the ACLU of New Jersey concluded that a fully implemented regulated marijuana marketplace for adults in New Jersey could generate at least over $300 million in additional tax revenue for the state. New Jerseyans currently spend up to an estimated $869 million on marijuana in the illegal marketplace every year.

“New Jersey is one step closer to replacing marijuana prohibition with sensible regulation. Arresting adult cannabis consumers is a massive waste of law enforcement officials’ time and resources, and it does nothing to improve public health or safety,” said Kate M. Bell, general counsel for the Marijuana Policy Project. “Prohibition forces marijuana sales into the underground market, where it is impossible to control them. Under the proposed regulated system, businesses will be governed by strict rules, and authorities will be empowered to make sure those rules are being followed.”

MPP stated that if the bill passes this year, New Jersey will be the first state to legalize, tax, and regulate cannabis via the legislature. Such laws have been adopted by voters via ballot initiatives in nine states: Alaska, California, Colorado, Maine, Massachusetts, Michigan, Nevada, Oregon, and Washington. Lawmakers in Vermont and voters in Washington, D.C. have adopted laws making marijuana possession and cultivation legal for adults, but they do not authorize commercial production or sales for adult use.

“We could not be more enthusiastic for our neighbors in New Jersey,” said Ryan Smith of LeafLink. “The vote today for an extended medical and adult use program continues the momentum we are seeing on the East Coast for greater cannabis legalization.  We saw Massachusetts open their adult use program and Pennsylvania and New York are not far behind. The past year we’ve seen California’s adult use market aggressively expand since going live in January, and just last month we saw Michigan become the first Midwest state to adopt an adult use program.”

MPP noted that the amended version of the legislation included the following:

    • allows adults 21 and older to possess limited amounts of marijuana (one ounce), marijuana-infused products (16 ounces in solid form, 72 ounces in liquid form), and marijuana extracts (seven grams), although, unlike most other states to have adopted legalization, the cultivation of any amount of cannabis by adults in their own homes would remain a crime;
    • sets a tax rate of 12 percent of the retail price (including the sales tax), plus an optional local tax of up to 2 percent;
    • provides for five types of regulated marijuana businesses: growers, product manufacturers, wholesalers, testing facilities, and retailers, who can deliver marijuana and some of which may include consumption areas;
    • allows local jurisdictions extensive control over the number and types of businesses in their borders, including the ability to impose local licensing requirements; and
    • establishes a five-member appointed Cannabis Regulatory Commission, which would serve as the regulatory agency overseeing both the new adult-use and the existing medical cannabis programs.

This article originally appeared on Green Market Report.

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