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Happy 2017! Send Us Your New Year’s Eve Hot Messes

We will, of course, keep your tale of woe or triumph anonymous (unless you want the world to know who you are!).

Here Are The 10 Most Bizarre News Stories of 2016

By all accounts 2016 has been a bizarre year. There was, of course, the endless and painful election, which brought out the worst in just about everybody.

Pole Vaulter Snags His Bulge Causing Loss

In a focus on sports, a pole vaulter snags his bulge causing loss! Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita’s attempt to clear a height of...

Sex Shop Workers Use Floppy Dildos To Fight Off Armed Robber

The employees at Lotions & Lace threw floppy dildos and other sex toys at the man who was trying to rob the place, until he left empty handed.

Mannequin Steals Thousands In Merchandise

Thieves posing as store mannequins got away with around $12,666 worth of merchandise, Metro in the UK reports. These evil geniuses stood so, so still in a Beales department store until the staff left for the day and closed the store. The alarm only went off once they tried to leave through the fire escape. It’s still not known how they got into the store in the first place.

Ultimate Hot Mess Holidaze Contest Winner Announced

The Hot Mess Holidaze Contest entries are in! We found some wild stories, but narrowed it down to the amazingly messy entry below. Brava! This...

The Week in Hot Messes: Gorilla Suits, Sheep Fat, And A Literal Jail Bird

Welcome back to The Week in Hot Messes, a round-up of the wildest and weirdest news stories of the past seven days. This week...

Man Sees Spider, Sets Fire To His Workplace On His First Day

Sometimes you’re the spider, and sometimes you’re the guy holding the spider-smiting lighter who’s about to burn his whole place of work down.
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