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An Olympic Pole Vaulter Snags His Bulging Penis, Does Not Win...

Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita’s attempt to clear a height of 5.3 meters (17.3 feet) in group A of Monday night’s competition was foiled...

Sex Shop Workers Use Floppy Dildos To Fight Off Armed Robber

The employees at Lotions & Lace threw floppy dildos and other sex toys at the man who was trying to rob the place, until he left empty handed.

A New Kind Of Mannequin Challenge: Stealing Thousands In Merchandise

Thieves posing as store mannequins got away with around $12,666 worth of merchandise, Metro in the UK reports. These evil geniuses stood so, so still in a Beales department store until the staff left for the day and closed the store. The alarm only went off once they tried to leave through the fire escape. It’s still not known how they got into the store in the first place.

Ultimate Hot Mess Holidaze Contest Winner Announced

The Hot Mess Holidaze Contest entries are in! We found some wild stories, but narrowed it down to the amazingly messy entry below. Brava! This...

The Week in Hot Messes: Gorilla Suits, Sheep Fat, And A...

Welcome back to The Week in Hot Messes, a round-up of the wildest and weirdest news stories of the past seven days. This week...

Man Sees Spider, Sets Fire To His Workplace On His First...

Sometimes you’re the spider, and sometimes you’re the guy holding the spider-smiting lighter who’s about to burn his whole place of work down.

Watch This Jerk YouTube ‘Star’ Get Taught A New York Lesson

New York City is a land where anything can happen. The congested, claustrophobic nature of the city elicits a community banding together to help...

Love-Struck Man Gets Stuck Between Two Buildings for Hours

He was trying to impress a girl with a sick building jump. He missed, fell three stories, and was wedged between a Qdoba and Bruegger’s Bagels.

These Three Guys Are Suing Chipotle For Feeling Way Too Full

No, you haven’t entered a dream state where burritos full of greasy pig don’t make you fat. These gentlemen are too full and they are angry.

Are You Ready? Best #ThanksgivingFails Of All Time

Ah, Thanksgiving. The prepping, the traveling, the family. It can all be just a little bit (read: very) stressful. Enter #ThanksgivingFails.In the short amount...