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Happy 2017! Send Us Your New Year’s Eve Hot Messes

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We will, of course, keep your tale of woe or triumph anonymous (unless you want the world to know who you are!).
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Here Are The 10 Most Bizarre News Stories of 2016

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By all accounts 2016 has been a bizarre year. There was, of course, the endless and painful election, which brought out the worst in just about everybody.
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Diaper-Sporting Monkey Briefly Tastes Freedom In A Walmart Parking Lot

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A diaper-clad monkey who fled his owner’s trailer spent several glorious, freedom-filled minutes romping through a Walmart parking lot Sunday before being corralled and...
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Machete-Wielding Man Chases Clown Back Into North Carolina Woods: Report

Taylor Berman -
The great clown epidemic of 2016 continued Tuesday when a man with a machete reportedly chased a person wearing “a clown mask, red curly wig,...
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An Olympic Pole Vaulter Snags His Bulging Penis, Does Not Win At Pole Vaulting

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Japanese pole vaulter Hiroki Ogita’s attempt to clear a height of 5.3 meters (17.3 feet) in group A of Monday night’s competition was foiled...
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Sex Shop Workers Use Floppy Dildos To Fight Off Armed Robber

Taylor Berman -
The employees at Lotions & Lace threw floppy dildos and other sex toys at the man who was trying to rob the place, until he left empty handed.
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A New Kind Of Mannequin Challenge: Stealing Thousands In Merchandise

Sam Jones -
Thieves posing as store mannequins got away with around $12,666 worth of merchandise, Metro in the UK reports. These evil geniuses stood so, so still in a Beales department store until the staff left for the day and closed the store. The alarm only went off once they tried to leave through the fire escape. It’s still not known how they got into the store in the first place.
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Ultimate Hot Mess Holidaze Contest Winner Announced

Kelly Barbieri -
The Hot Mess Holidaze Contest entries are in! We found some wild stories, but narrowed it down to the amazingly messy entry below. Brava! This...
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