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Buying in bulk is a financially sound strategy if you can afford it. Stealing in bulk, however, is not such a great idea.

A man who recently had an eight-inch bionic penis surgically added says he’d like to date a “sex robot.” RELATED STORY: Grandmother Accidentally Prays to Lord of the Rings Doll Instead of Saint Mohammed Abad, whose penis was injured in...

The older woman has been praying to a small Lord of the Rings figurine, mistakenly believing it to be a statue of Saint Anthony, the patron saint of the poor.

Being a maid of honor at a wedding can be stressful, but that's no excuse to down a bottle of cinnamon-flavored liquor before stealing the best man’s car.

A woman who claims Chipotle used a 2006 photo of her in an advertisement without her permission is suing the restaurant chain for just over $2.2 billion, which represents all of the company’s profits since the photo was taken. The...

In a landmark study, Japanese scientists have discovered that two different animals—a male Japanese macaque and a female sika deer in Japan—apparently have consensual sex with each other on occasion. While different species are known to mate, this is...

A Florida woman was arrested earlier this week after she allegedly downed five beers in the beer aisle of a local Walmart and then grabbed a paramedic’s testicles.

The teens took their two horses and rode into town to get some McDonald’s. Collins added that the two were “just bored.” We think the goat wanted a salad.

“It’s like they dumped all the poop out of the airplane and it landed in my drive way,” she says in the video, scanning her camera over the human waste.

Chuck E. Cheese’s is a fun and exciting place to host a child’s birthday party. There’s greasy food, arcade games, and weird animatronic robots everywhere. But, as we’ve noted, it’s also a magnet for all sorts of terrible behavior...