Hot Mess

Imagine that your friend parks your BMW, attends the show, and then can’t remember where he parked and the car….for six months.

One Wisconsin man took things a bit too far when he allegedly drank too much and jumped onto the windshield of a moving cop car, where he reportedly did the dance best known as “the worm.”

Residents of the Chinese city of Ningbo reportedly received a special treat Wednesday morning when a large screen outside of a popular mall began playing pornography for at least five minutes.

If you’re working as a cashier at Hot Topic, it’s safe to expect some weirdness to come your way. Angsty teenagers looking for a new dragon-themed tongue ring or red contact lenses? But sometimes it gets weird.

A company called Dicks By Mail is in hot water after it sent an apparently unwanted package of penis-shaped candies to a Dallas woman, who claims the phallic delicacies are part of a sustained harassment campaign against her.

We will, of course, keep your tale of woe or triumph anonymous (unless you want the world to know who you are!).

By all accounts 2016 has been a bizarre year. There was, of course, the endless and painful election, which brought out the worst in just about everybody.

Dozens of people in San Francisco have complained about a puzzling rotten egg smell drifting through the city over the past two days. The San Francisco Chronicle reports that 15 people called the Pacific Gas and Electric Co. to complain...

A key aspect of the holiday is something called the “Airing of Grievances,” during which participants, well, air their grievances with one another (FestivusWeb.com defines it as “an opportunity to tell others how they have disappointed you in the past year”).

O Cannabis Tree, O Cannabis Tree, thy leaves are so unchanging! Except when the cops bust up the yuletide party.