Hot Mess

If you  were the person who hid a bag of drugs in a trashcan at a gas station in Western Australia, we have some bad news: A freakin' crow pulled it out of the garbage and left it on...

It's two truths and a lie time: Domino’s isn't as cool as Pizza Hut. Domino's is known for its special recipe of cocaine-laced herb dip. Domino's owes one hungry dude $910 for one botched delivery. An Australian man sued Domino's...

The sunshine state is known for #Floridaman.  Now we have a shirtless guy faces hurricane head on. With the country split in two ahead of next month’s election, it’s important that we remember there are some things we can...

While it’s easy to focus on only the Hot Mess that is the presidential campaign, it would be a mistake to ignore the wild tales of woe from your everyday people. You know, the would-be clown victims with jobs...

At least four prominent philosophy professors were mailed packages filled with literal shit this summer, prompting concerns that an inner-disciplinary feud that all four were involved in two years ago has spilled into the real world, or at least...

Some people are just made for each other. This week, the stars aligned to bring us two beautiful souls on separate but equally glorious journeys toward automotive greatness. Or something like that. On one side of the world, we have this...

With relations between the United States and Russia deteriorating over the civil war in Syria, it’s, uh, fun and not worrying at all to see a state-owned television station in Moscow predicting the weather in Nebraska following a nuclear...

A multi-family fight broke out Saturday night at a Miami-area Chuck E. Cheese’s, according to the Miami Herald. https://twitter.com/krvstel/status/782420716398444544 A bystander took the above 28-second video of the brawl and posted it to Twitter, where it’s since been retweeted over 2,000...

Since late August, there have been reports of terrifying clown sightings in at least 32 states. Many—if not most—of those have been exposed as hoaxes, but the rash of clown headlines has still reportedly spurred a huge spike in...

We’re in the midst of a clown attack epidemic. When 30 shaken kids come up to you and say “Did you see the clown in the woods?” shit has gotten truly real. It's such a prevalent problem, that people...