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Prison To Become Marijuana Farm, Thanks To Damian Marley

Damian Marley, youngest son of Jamaican reggae legend Bob Marley, is getting into the marijuana business in an unusual way: By going to prison. The younger Marley, a reggae artist of his own right, who is also known as Jr....

Woman Fakes Clown Attack To Avoid Getting Fired

We’re in the midst of a clown attack epidemic. When 30 shaken kids come up to you and say “Did you see the clown in the woods?” shit has gotten truly real. It's such a prevalent problem, that people...

Visualize The News: Kim Kardashian Conspiracy Theories, Ben Affleck Names New Batman Movie

Within our hyper-accelerated news culture, it can be tough to keep up with everything. But maintaining an informed populace remains vital to our culture. So for those stories that don’t quite need your undivided attention, we’re helping you digest...

Clubstaurants Are Making A Comeback And We’re Not Sure Why

Clubstaurants all started with Tao in 2000. Remember that scene in Sex and the City when Carrie catches Mr. Big on a date while on a date with her new jazz musician boyfriend, Ray King? That was the original...

‘Kid-Friendly’ Strain Names Outlawed in Oregon

The time has come in Oregon to say goodbye to some popular strain names. So long, Girl Scout Cookies, Grape Ape and other names deemed "attractive to children" by the Oregon Liquor Control Commission, the agency responsible for state's...

What You Need To Know About The Veep Candidates’ Stand on Marijuana

On the heels of last week's presidential debate — which set records for TV ratings, general goofiness and internet memes — Tuesday night's vice-presidential  affair promises to be a veritable snoozefest in comparison. Let's face it: Democratic nominee Sen. Tim Kaine (D-VA) and...

Boating Accident Cost Lindsay Lohan Part of Her Finger

Look: After everything Lindsay Lohan has endured—self-inflicted wounds and our vicious piranha-like celebrity culture—it’s kind of incredible she’s still alive. Not even alive, but like out and about, having adventures, doing stuff with her life, ya know? She hasn’t...

Watch As Child Pops Bubble, Loses Innocence, Becomes Meme

It’s rare that we witness the precise moment a child discovers the world is a callous place that cares little for your happiness or well-being, but this kid’s bubble popped right before his eyes. I swear I’m not being melodramatic....

Meet The 31-Pound Cat Who Guards A New Hampshire Hotel

New Hampshire is known for a lot of things: granite, Bernie Sanders, living free or dying. Now the state has a new claim to fame: Logan, the 31-pound cat who keeps watch over the Best Western Silver Fox Inn...

Genius Barfight: Watch Angry French Man Destroy Apple Store

You would be forgiven for mistaking this French man as the villain in a B-class action thriller. Without warning, he ambles into the Apple Store in Dijon, France, carrying his choice of weapon: a small metal ball. In true villainous...

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