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Rebirth Trade ‘Son of Superman’ Is Great For Hardcore Fans And Newbies Alike

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In the coming weeks, DC will be unleashing the first volumes of Rebirth trade paperbacks, and currently available is my favorite superhero’s book Superman: Son of Superman. Collecting the Superman Rebirth One Shot and issues Nos. 1-6, this book is well worth the price tag. It also presents an excellent jumping on point for new readers, or old readers that just couldn’t get into the New 52.

Starting with the Superman Rebirth One Shot, you get this great introduction of a Superman we’ve known forever. He’s old to us, but somewhat new to the current Prime Earth. He’s been hiding out, helping where he can in the shadows, while the younger Superman lives in the limelight. By showcasing his adventures with his family (wife Lois and son Jon) in the Superman: Lois and Clark book (we miss you Dean Cain), we get a personal glimpse into his life beyond the cape. However, the younger Superman is dead, and after meeting up with the New Earth’s Lana Lang, the older, more experienced Superman decides that to honor the fallen hero, he will don the red cape once more and become this world’s Superman.

Cover via DC Comics

He won’t be taking on this adventure alone though; Lois and Jon especially are huge parts of this book. Jon, being half Kryptonian and half human, is learning to control his powers with varying degrees of success. When a hawk attempts to scoop up Lois’s cat Goldie, Jon attempts to stop it by firing a blast of heat vision. He stops the hawk, but kills both it and Goldie in the process. Jon tries to hide this gaum from his parents, but Clark knew about Goldie’s fate. Following a scary visit from Batman and Wonder Woman, Clark and Jon take a trip up to the Arctic to rescue a Coast Guard submarine that’s been trapped in the ice. Moments after being freed, it is then attacked by a giant squid-like creature (this kind of stuff happens all the time in the Coast Guard—join up today!). Clark gives Jon the confidence to use his heat vision and assists him in defeating the creature.

But who was behind the creature’s attack? It was none other than an old 90’s Superman villain the Eradicator, making his Prime Earth debut! Superman and family run afoul of the Eradicator on a trip to the Fortress of Solitude. He senses Jon’s human DNA and wishes to eradicate it, in favor of his pure Kryptonian genome.

The Kents (alias: Smiths) are now on the run from the Eradicator. During a chase that leads them to the moon, they learn that Eradicator is powered by Kryptonian souls that he’s gobbled up over the years. Hiding out in Batman’s Lunar Batcave, The Eradicator catches up with them and swallows Superman. Lois dons the Hellbat armor and she and Jon fight Eradicator to a standstill. This gives Supes enough time to convince the souls trapped within Eradicator to hop inside his mouth for a change.

This depowers Eradicator and empower Supes. He escapes from the belly of the beast and pounds the bad guy into the lunar surface with a 10-megaton explosion. With Eradicator destroyed, Superman releases the Kryptonian souls out into the ether. Superman then properly introduces Jon to Batman and Wonder Woman. Batman is a little sour, due to the $10 billion repair bill on the Lunar Batcave. Still, Superman dubs Jon his Superboy and we get our happy ending.

With an excellent story by Peter J. Tomasi and Patrick Gleason, on top of the incredible artwork by Patrick Gleason and Doug Mahnke, this book makes for the perfect reintroduction of the Man of Steel. Action packed, but filled with great character moments that leave you with chill bumps, this is the Superman book we’ve been waiting for. Luckily, for fans, our wait is over.

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Happy Birthday Beer Can! Crack Open A Cold One

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In life, there are only a few sounds that just about everyone on the planet recognizes. They are as follows: the sound of a toilet flushing, the beeping sound of a big truck backing up and the opening of a fresh, cold can of beer.

You can picture it now, I bet. You can hear the crisp Pssshhhhhhhhhtttt! You can see the little bit of liquid splish-splash, dance mid-air and land on your fingers. At some point today (not at work, gosh!), take a can, look at it, admire it and OPEN IT to celebrate the 82nd birthday of the first canned beer going on sale this day in 1935.

In conjunction with the American Can Company, the Gottfried Krueger Brewing Company sent out 2,000 cans of beer to quaffers in Richmond, VA to a whopping 91% approval rating. Hey, that beer should have run for public office! Maybe there’s still time?

The warm welcome for the cold beer can inspired more production and now, according to Statistic Brain (and who wouldn’t trust them?!), 67 billion cans are consumed each year in the U.S. Or, to think of it another way, you could reach the moon 20 times over if you stacked all the beer cans consumed in America each year. Take that Neil Armstong!

So cheers to you, beer lover. And cheers to the beer can. You did it! No one ever thought you’d see 75 and now look at you, 82! Yay! Pssshhhhhhhhhtttt!

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What You Need To Know About This Cat With A Dinosaur Haircut

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In Maha Sarakham, Thailand, tons are cats are strolling around with haircuts that make them look like dinosaurs, if the owner of one pet grooming salon is to believed. A video posted to YouTube shows a cat with its sides shaved and ridges carved along its spine to make it appear like a stegosaurus.

“I’m the owner of a pet shop and groomers, this is one of the most fashionable cat hair styles,” the video’s poster wrote on YouTube.

While we can’t independently verify the owner’s claims, we like to imagine that it’s true and that there are thousands of dino-cats running around the streets of Maha Sarakham. We also hope the trend someday extends to dogs and other fury pets.

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Beyond Baller: Take A Look Inside A Luxe $250 Million House

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Ever wonder what a home that costs a quarter of a billion dollars look like? Well, now you can take a look inside of one thanks to Tri-Blend Media and Bloomberg.

The Bel Air mega-mansion is 38,000 square feet, and has 12 bedrooms, 21 baths, a 40-seat home theater, and a four-lane bowling alley. The property also includes millions of dollars worth of fancy cars, a deactivated helicopter used on a TV series in the 1980s, and 12 motorcycles.

“It just reeks of quality and looks absolutely spectacular,” developer Bruce Makowsky told Bloomberg. “It gives you the feeling you can only get if you go to heaven.”

The home’s art also reeks; the decorations include a chainsaw with its blade replaced with Rolls Royce hood ornaments, an onyx stone sculpture of an Hermès Birkin handbag, giant photos of Cher, jewel-encrusted guitars, a giant shiny replica of a Leica camera. There’s also something called a “champagne pinball machine,” a chrome-plated machine gun, and entire wall covered with candy dispensers.

“I just believe that if you build the very best, there will be a buyer,” Makowsky said.

“I understand how rich people want to live, because I’m very wealthy,” he added. “The right person is going to walk into this house and lose their mind.”

Watch a visual tour of the home below.

This Video Of A Frisbee Rolling Across An Ice Pond Is Mesmerizing

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Life is full of surprises. Every day, all sorts of things occur that defy our expectations, like Donald Trump becoming president or me watching a video of a frisbee miraculously rolling across an ice pond for 90 seconds without falling over.

“I filmed this while out skating on Great Pond in Cape Elizabeth, Maine,” Shea Gunther wrote on YouTube. “The disc moved entirely due to the wind.”

It’s hard to know exactly why the video is so mesmerizing. There’s something soothing about just watching a frisbee glide on its side across ice for a minute as Gunther and a friend skate behind and aside it. But there’s also the fact that it just keeps going, as if propelled by some ultimate-loving spirit. Once the video hit the 30 second mark you get the sense it might be CGI but nope, it’s just the wind. Amazing.

Say What? Farmers Have Been Feeding Their Livestock Skittles For Years

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Cows eating Skittles. It’s a thing.

The truth was uncovered recently after a truck carrying a load of red Skittles spilled all over the road in Dodge County, Wisconsin. The candy, it turns out, was intended for livestock.

WBAY reports that not just candy makers, but bakers often sell their rejects for cattle feed, because it’s a source of cheap carbs. And it’s been that way since 2012, when farmers couldn’t afford corn and needed a cheap way to feed their livestock.

For some cheap entertainment, read the comments under the Dodge County Sheriff’s Facebook post.

https://www.facebook.com/Dodge.Cty.Sheriff/posts/636612266527128

Some examples:
I’m not sure this would be good for cattle with all that awful artificial food coloring in it. Yuk.
Odd…so many worry about animals eating the same candy our kids eat.
I hope this is some kind of joke and you don’t really intend to feed that kind of crap they need to eat grass I’m [sic] not Skittles and you wonder what’s wrong with everybody why everyone sick all the time because the crap that you put in our bodies they put in our food common sense.

In other news, those hundreds of thousands of Skittles that were spilled were a lifesaver for drivers on the otherwise icy road.

Which East Coast States Want Legal Marijuana In 2017?

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It looks like the great American populous needs more legal marijuana in their lives as the East Coast is seeing more states are looking for recreational. Fortunately for those folks, there are now eight states that have legalized the leaf for recreational purposes, giving adults the freedom to get high without a serious health condition, with more jurisdictions all over the nation working to get into the game at some point this year.

Without a doubt, the new year always begins with a slew of lawmakers pushing for some level of cannabis reform in their neck of the woods. However, the majority of those proposals are preordained to be plopped into the dumpster before the end of the legislative session. Nevertheless, it is important for states to get a turtle into the race – even if that little rascal only has three legs.

Here is a brief synopsis of what is currently happening in grand scheme of legal marijuana in the United States, according to the International Business Times.

Connecticut:

Democratic Senate President Pro Tempore Martin Looney has introduced a bill intended to legalize a statewide recreational marijuana market. However, there is some resistance toward this reform coming from the Republicans and Governor Dannel Malloy.

Rhode Island:

State Senator Joshua Miller and State Representative Scott Slater have introduced a proposal called the “Cannabis Regulation, Control, and Taxation Act,” which aims to end marijuana prohibition statewide. Governor Gina Raimondo has said she would support a proposal of this magnitude “If I could get myself comfortable that we, the state, could legalize in a way that keeps people safe.”

New Hampshire:

State lawmakers are pushing to legalize marijuana in a manner similar to beer. There is also a proposal in the House that would create a marijuana research committee to study the impact of legalization in neighboring states.

New York:

Governor Andrew Cuomo does not believe pot offenders should be in jail. He recently made it part of his mission in 2017 to fix the state’s decriminalization law. “The illegal sale of marijuana cannot and will not be tolerated in New York State, but data consistently show that recreational users of marijuana pose little to no threat to public safety,” Cuomo said during his recent State of the State address.

Virginia:

Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe, who gained national notoriety last year after a photo emerged of him sitting next to Willie Nelson and a jar of the singer’s own cannabis line “Willie’s Reserve,” says he would like to legalize medical marijuana in 2017. There is also a push in the State Legislature to eliminate the criminal penalties associated with small time pot possession.

South Carolina:

Lawmakers are working to legalize medical marijuana for patients suffering from health conditions ranging from cancer to PTSD. The state currently has a measly cannabis oil law that does not allow cultivation or distribution – forcing patients to break federal law by smuggling in the medicine from a legal state.

Missouri:

There is some action in Missouri to legalize the leaf for recreational and medicinal purposes. Bills have been filed in the state legislature aimed at expanding the state’s very restrictive medical marijuana program, while at least one voter initiative has already been approved for 2018.

Wisconsin:

Since the state has one of the most restrictive medical marijuana laws in the country, permitting patients the use of only cannabis extracts, state lawmakers are hoping to expand the program to make all forms of marijuana available.

Tennessee:

State Representative Jeremy Faison and Senator Steve Dickerson recently introduce a proposal aimed at giving patients with a variety of health conditions access to medical marijuana. The proposal, entitled Medical Cannabis Act of 2017, would give patients with around 12 serious health conditions access to the herb. But the state’s Republican domination feels the bill is a gateway to full legalization.

Texas:

Texas pot laws are some of the most ridiculous in the country. It is for this reason that lawmakers are pushing a decriminalization bill in the 2017 session. House Bill House Bill 81, which was introduced by State Representative Joe Moody, would make the offense a civil infraction, punishable with a $250 fine.

12 Things We Learned About Padma Lakshmi While She Destroyed A Hot Wing Challenge

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Top Chef co-host and professional sexy person Padma Lakshmi took a turn in the Hot Ones hot seat, testing her strength against 10 hot wings topped with hot sauce in ascending order of heat. As expected, she did it while looking amazing. Her eyes didn’t water once and she never blew her nose. Proof once and for all that she’s obviously a fembot.

While gracefully eating her wings and licking her fingers without irony, she offered up some interesting tidbits about herself, including:

1. She’s the only judge who eats every single thing on Top Chef.

2. She introduced the concept of the “bed picnic” — basically spending all day in bed eating and binging on TV. Of course, in Padma’s version, she’s not wearing mysteriously stained sweats.

3. She thinks restaurateur and guest judge Sam Nazarian had the worst table manners on set.

4. Her favorite Top Chef host city is Charleston, SC

5. The celebrity host she’s dying to have on the show: Alice Waters

6. Tom Colicchio’s most annoying habit: wearing his emotions on his face.

7. Her favorite part about filming Glitter was standing next to Mariah Carey while she sang a cappella.

8. She and Aziz Ansari are close friends. They come from the same ethnicity in India.

9. She’s also been friends with Chris Rock for 20 years.

10. She was in an episode of Star Trek: Enterprise.

11. She created a drink called Cranberry Draino to ease her digestive tract. It’s a combination of pure cranberry juice, fiber powder , green tea brewed hot then iced, and a Vitamin C packet.

12. Of all the testicles she’s eaten, she believes duck testicles have the best shot at becoming a mainstream menu item.

Check her out.


‘La La Land’ Vs. ‘Moonlight’ Is A Boring And Useless Oscars Narrative

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Outsiders might dissent (the internet is full of trolls after all), but when it comes to critics and the Oscars, only two movies mattered in 2016: La La Land and Moonlight. Watching one or both of these films perhaps qualified as a transcendent experience; or maybe you thought them too self-indulgent or cloying. The truth is what you think isn’t all that important. Because the decision is in and from a national perspective these two movies were best, or in Oscars’ translation, “the ones we all agreed upon the most.”

La La Land and Moonlight are one-two in this imaginary horse race—or 1A-1B, or top two, or whatever semantic musing you choose because the point is no one will concede the tiniest of details when it comes to either movie.

Since internet debates tend to firebomb any middle ground, you’re either for/against one of the two. If you love La La Land, you hate Moonlight, and vice versa. (If you don’t care, or dislike both, you’re a nihilist, a zombie without feelings, and your opinions aren’t accepted here; i.e. playing Switzerland is sus.) Just like your children, you have a favorite. La La Land fans,  your position has been reduced to this:

La La Land is for sappy nostalgists, who clearly don’t know musicals—otherwise they’d have noticed the derivative numbers and mediocre song-and-dance from Stone and Gosling. The film reeks of white privilege, white messiah complex, and pure, plain white-ness. It disavows any “real” Los Angeles, culturally speaking, but also true Los Angelenos, who burst with racial and sexual diversity—unlike this mansplaining movie. John Legend’s the bad guy for expanding the genre of jazz toward pop inclinations while this white boy shouts his secular neo-bebop love but plays elevator music ditties? Please. This movie is a joke unaware of its own punchlines.

For Moonlight, meanwhile:

Moonlight is a social justice warrior anthem choked through another regurgitation of Hollywood’s favorite story: the victim narrative. Sad boy is sad, we get it. Clinical and conservative in its approach to displaying queer love—poor Chiron receives one sandy handjob and that’s it? No wonder white guilty liberals adore it so. They can shout its praises from a distance and never confront the actual act. Dreadfully sentimental, it serves as pandering, self-righteous panacea to every other diverse narrative Hollywood has denied, to #OscarsSoWhite, to every racial injustice everywhere. You feel good for loving Moonlight so much? Congratulations, you’re supposed to.

Now. Both these wide-brush criticisms cycling across feeds and media verticals are disputable and puffy. They limit each movie to What It Says and Whose It For, two rather confining avenues to judge any film. Particularly by a certain crowd, this narrative pitting the two movies against one another binds each into symbols used to discuss a swath of other Important Conversations swirling around the culture. Whichever one wins will secretly serve as validation of publicly-held beliefs about race and class, as well as settling the ongoing The Way Things Were vs. How Things Are Now debate.

And how boring and useless is that? Whatever political goals either film has have mostly been accomplished. With La La Land receiving 14 nominations and Moonlight eight, it guarantees these will be and will remain films casual moviegoers believe they must see. As pious and/or as petty you might be regarding the Oscars, undeniable is their ability to shine spotlights on movies otherwise brushed over. Sometimes that leads to Oscars shining spotlights on Spotlight and we all lose. (In retrospect, that now seems par for the course in 2016.)

For all the sleazy appeal of awards season, a two-horse race can settle into similar tactics drunken sports fans practice: talking trash about your opponent. My team (i.e. my movie) is better because yours sucks for reasons x, y, and z. But maybe this type of message pierces most clearly through all the other ongoing noise. It is, after all, the chosen method of Donald Trump, the newly inaugurated President of our country.

However, as Moonlight director Barry Jenkins told Esquire:

I think there’s a very superficial read of La La Land that does injustice to what [director] Damien [Chazelle]’s doing in the film, and it’s convenient because these are tough times to make a superficial read of that film. But it’s like, no, this is America. This is what this shit is. You gain something; you sacrifice something else in the gaining of that thing. I mean, that’s dark stuff.

Neither film is without flaw. La La Land does leave audiences with a bittersweet taste: Intractable dreamers may accomplish those goals, but lose someone more precious in the process. However, are we really not supposed to believe Ryan Gosling’s Sebastian is kind of a hipster douche? To focus on just one moment, there’s the gaudy “Start A Fire” performance, where thousands cheer on John Legend’s synth pop, and Seb appears dissatisfied while Stone’s Mia is mortified. Isn’t it all hollow, asks our main characters. Well, no, it looks damn fun. You could argue that’s the point and ties into the movie’s thesis—an unwillingness to adapt and update classical sensibilities will leave one cold and forever confrontational with the world—but it’s a large ask for Chazelle to make.

On the other hand, Moonlight does reveal how civil structures and black pathologies can steal a child’s sense of intimacy and the impact nature has on nurture and how nurture affects one’s nature. It’s soaring and tender within a grounded, callous world. But when Chiron as the drug dealer “Black” reveals to previous lover Kevin he hasn’t touched another man, let alone another person, since their midnight tryst on the beach, it’s a hard moment to buy. (Strike that—I guess that point is distinctively not hard, if we’re being honest.) The Chiron we’ve witnessed is curious of people, always chasing others’ affection. A male swelling with desire, perhaps still sexually confused, would never stumble into a strip club living in Atlanta? Are we just supposed to ignore the city’s cultural impetus there? When Moonlight focuses so acutely on being a product of one’s environment? Was Chiron so ravaged by loss of love that he wouldn’t be inquisitive during that large swath of time, and explore some Midtown bars? Nothing at all?

While the admission is meant to underscore Chiron’s deep scars, it seems antithetical to everything we know about the character. For Jenkins, it’s a rare misstep.

Both movies are great. I enjoyed each immensely. But by reducing either into cultural treatises, and demanding one way chosen over the other, we deny the empathetic power each film graciously strives toward. Each is deserving of its praise. One winning does not qualify the other as loser. You can be lost in the moonlight and waltzing through la la land. Neither is such a bad place to be.

Impress Your Valentine With Wine In 6 Easy Steps

Not to brag, but I’ve got a lot of experience trying to impress people with wine. Now, it doesn’t always work, but that’s rarely the wine’s fault. Since Valentine’s Day mostly exists so that we’ll buy shit we otherwise wouldn’t, here are a few wine tips for V-Day that should let you impress without the stress.

Dining Out

1. Think about your date: Depending on how long you’ve been dating, you may or may not know their wine preferences, but hey, it’s a good conversation piece. V-Day is a great day to show some consideration, so maybe ask them what they like and go in that direction. Or try something new for the both of you: new experiences tend to create better memories.

2. Have a budget beforehand: Look, dining out on Valentine’s Day can get pricey, whether it’s a special tasting menu, extra courses, or maybe a slightly more generous tip (because you don’t want to look stingy, now do you?). Spending two minutes earlier in the day thinking it over will save you some struggle later.

3. Relax: There’s no perfect wine. You can spend ten awkward minutes staring at the menu, or you can put the wine app away and enjoy your evening. Ask for a recommendation, and definitely remember my four questions to ask your somm (or server).

Photo by www.kpmalinowski.pl via freestocks.org

Dining In

4. Plan ahead: Ever spend all day cooking an epic meal and then realize that you totally forgot to chill that bottle of Champagne? I have! It’s easy to forget the simple stuff when you’re running around like a chicken with its head cut off, so take five minutes to think about the wine you’ll be having.

Chill the whites and bubbles and then pull them from the fridge shortly before serving, and consider opening (and decanting, if possible) many reds several hours before you plan to enjoy them. Maybe give a quick taste test just to make sure everything’s good, because serving corked wine is never fun.

5. The time factor: Eating dinner at home doesn’t typically take as much time as it does at a restaurant, even if you have multiple courses. Thus, it’s good to think about a wine that might be good on its own, instead of something that demands food. This is where Champagne and other sparkling wine is your friend, because it’s always welcome.

6. The last bit of advice is, of course, moderation: Wine can lead to good times, but too much wine is bad times. Be smart and safe out there.

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