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Burrito Saunas Are The Next Sweaty Celebrity Fad

In our endless quest for what might make us feel better about eating garbage and chasing it with syrupy booze, there’s another bizarre health fad on the map.

Burrito saunas are the next sweaty celebrity fad, yes, we said burrito saunas.  What a way to spend money.

Photos courtesy of Shape House

At Shape House in Los Angeles, clients get cocooned in weighted, infrared sauna blankets try to undo the damage they inflicted in last night’s West Hollywood debauchery. The process “vibrates your water molecules” and “pulls toxins from fat cells,” Shape House cofounder Lauren Berlingeri told the New York Post.

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The Huffington Post gave it a try, and described it as being in a super sweaty hot sleeping bag with no breathing room. But the next day, their writer reported feeling refreshed, so maybe there is something to this. Selena Gomez and Orange is the New Black stars have been spotted going to get their burrito on.

Photos courtesy of Shape House

“We’re Americans,” Mayo Clinic’s Dr. Brent Bauer told the New York Post, by way of trying to explain why such a thing exists. And, yeah. Well put, Dr. Bauer!

Saunas began sometime around 2000 B.C. in northern Europe in places like Finland, Estonia, Latvia and Russia. The oldest known saunas were “man-made caves that were draped closed with animal skins and had a fire burning inside them during the day beneath a pile of stones. After the fire was extinguished and the smoke wafted out, the stones would continue to warm the cave long into the night…steam rose from the stones when water was poured on them.”

Today, they are popular world-wide. Havarti (they make electric sauna heaters) estimates there are currently approximately 17 million saunas in the world. But even Havarti probably didn’t expect burrito saunas are the next sweaty celebrity fad

Speed Up Your Game and Defy Death With This Golf Cart Jetpack

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Golf is a sport of leisure. At its most intense, the game requires only the stamina to swing a light metal club and walk a distance of a few hundred yards. Now, with the invention of the Golf Cart Jetpack, the sport is significantly less physically demanding and substantially more dangerous.

The jetpack was designed by the Martin Aircraft Company, with help from Oakley and two-time Masters champion Bubba Watson. Besides the obvious benefit of transporting your clubs across the course without having to rely on a rickety golf cart or a bored caddy, the jetpack can reportedly fly 3,000 feet in the air at a top speed of 50 MPH, allowing players to see the course from new vantage points.

“The biggest advantage I see is the bird-eye view,” Watson said in the promotional video “It’s going to give you a perspective that you’ve been missing. You’re looking at the course, how to play the course, how to shoot lower scores. It’s almost an unfair advantage.”

Unfair advantage or not, Watson appears to have no interest in actually using the 200-horsepower contraption, for now at least. In the video, he’s shown strapping himself into the machine while it’s still safely on the ground, wisely leaving the real flying to professional pilots.

This isn’t the first time Watson has pushed new golf transportation technology; in 2013, he debuted a $40,000 golf cart hovercraft.

Up With Smoke: Your Guide To A Fresh Crop Of Cannabis-Happy TV Shows

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We’ve come a long way from Nancy Botwin’s suburban kitchen–and we’re miles from Cheech and Chong’s hijinks in TJ. In television’s “golden age,” networks are delivering the most compelling production and plotlines since that time your date showed up three hours late with a story about chasing their dog through a child’s birthday party. (Wait, that didn’t happen to you, too?)

Television networks are taking notice, with a green rush on cannabis culture shows currently in the works. Here are five new or newly-renewed fall TV shows to watch out for:

Disjointed
Sitcom-making machine Chuck Lorre (Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory, Roseanne) and Kathy Bates (having starred in American Horror Story, The Office, Six Feet Under and a roughly one hundred other shows) are teaming up for this 30-minute Netflix original. Disjointed will follow Bates’ character, an LA dispensary owner, as she tries to wrangle her stoner employees and son. If Lorre’s resume is any indication, bad laugh tracks will likely ensue. Netflix has ordered 20 episodes.

Hollyweed
Written, directed, and produced by Kevin Smith, Hollyweed takes place in, you guessed it, an LA dispensary, the real-life shop L.A. Confidential. Smith and Donnell Rawlings (Chapelle’s Show) are potheads at war with their neighborhood cookie baroness, played by True Blood’s Kristin Bauer van Straten. A loveable porn star somehow gets caught in the middle, and helps the duo run their business. Smith says the 30-minute show is “Clerks in a pot store,” except he’ll have more than one line this time.

Highland
Margaret Cho stars as “a version of herself who, after a court-ordered rehab, gets a chance to start over but has to move in with her dysfunctional family who now run a pot dispensary,” according to THR. This hour-long dramedy from Amazon Studios will be written by Liz Sarnoff, formerly of Lost and Alcatraz. Now we can’t help but wonder if, when Cho stopped at LA’s Highland Cafe with Jerry Seinfeld for Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, that was a title-nod to her new show.

Buds
Written by Parks and Rec scribbler Joe Mande, Buds takes place in a Denver dispensary. Little more is known yet about this show, other than the news that Adam and Naomi Scott’s production company, Gettin’ Rad Productions, sold it to NBC. It’s TBD whether “Cones of Dunshire” will make an appearance.

High Maintenance
This dry and witty comedy about a dealer known only as The Guy has called Vimeo home since 2013, and just got bankrolled by HBO for six episodes this fall. Created by the couple Katja Blichfeld and Ben Sinclair, High Maintenance won’t leave the uninitiated out of binge-watching options: All 19 previous episodes will be made available on HBO, HBO NOW and HBO GO. So catching up on this genius show is — that’s right — pretty low maintenance.

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Photog Who Once Took 3,419 Amy Winehouse Pics Releases Never-Before-Seen Collection

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A former paparazzi photographer recently quietly posted a small but stunning collection of Amy Winehouse portraits. Looking into the middle distance like a Renaissance-era saint, Winehouse is captured here in 2008, just before her life took a turn toward the irrecoverable dark.

Then working for Big Pictures when he made these photos, Eddie van der Walt has since left his shutter-bugging days behind, and is now a Bloomberg financial journalist.

Van der Walt recalls surprisingly tender moments between Winehouse and the pap. She herself worked as an entertainment journalist at World Entertainment News Network for a time, and he claims that once she was famous, she invited photographers into her flat for tea and asked them for help on occasion. But her relationship with the paparazzi was often fraught and occasionally violent — some blame their constant presence and pressure on aggravating her substance abuse and eating disorders.

Van der Walt wrote in a Reddit comment:

“I took 3,419 pictures during that time with Amy. Many were of happy moments. I still have pictures of the night she made us tea. And the night someone weirdly tried to steal her garbage and and and. But this portfolio was specifically selected to tell a story.

The period I worked with her was right after Back to Black hit the charts. It must have been around the time she made cover of Rolling Stone. Then, a few months later, when she was working on the theme for a new Bond film, it really became apparent how bad the situation was. She couldn’t carry the notes anymore. The project was killed off, I think Adele replaced her. (So that must have been Skyfall. And yes, this was about 2008. After that, I quit, I refused to work there anymore. (I’m now a journalist, I don’t take pictures for a living anymore.)

Anyway, various things were done to try and save her. Her workload was reduced, she was in and out of rehab. They did the vacation documentary with her dad. Then, for a couple of years, she completely withdrew from the lime light. Everyone thought she was getting better as I recall.

And then the news.

The day the music died, those words took on a new meaning for me.

But let me tell you for sure. Every pap that worked that door, we loved her, we protected her. We wanted the best for that girl. But there was nothing we could do for her.”

 

What I Eat: Hollis Wong-Wear

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Hollis Wong-Wear, the silky-voiced singer on the 2012 Macklemore & Ryan Lewis hit, “White Walls,” and front person for the band, The Flavr Blue, says when it comes to food: “I eat everything.”

Catching up with the performer in Boston on the ongoing U.S. tour with Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Wong-Wear bites into a bit of Thai food. “We picked up to-go before sound check,” she says.

While on tour with the world-famous hip-hop duo, Wong-Wear says she is “deeply motivated by free food” and, therefore, can be found often by the catered meal tables in the greenroom. “Food always tastes more delicious when it’s free,” she notes.

But before performing, she keeps to a pretty strict regimen or else risks a befuddled stomach when rocking the mic.

“The timeline for this tour has been that we sound check and then I have a sacred hour and a half before we go on stage,” she says. “If I eat anything within an hour before going on stage I’m gonna be burping it out.”

Photos by Eleanor Stills Photography

But when it’s the appropriate time, what does she eat?

“I’m all about noodles and ramen. And if there’s ever steak in catering that’s pinkish, I’m eatin’ it. I don’t feel guilty about any of my pleasures!” But, she admits that she does try to “eat as much salad as possible – on the Macklemore tour there are a lot of different veggie options.”

Somewhere, always, in the greenroom, the performers keep a bottle of Bullet bourbon, which “we all sip right before we go on stage and drink lavishly from post-show,” Wong-Wear says. And on this year’s tour rider, the band has peanut butter pretzels, snap peas and chocolate to snack on.

Growing up, she thought dairy was the “worst thing” for her voice “so I never ate cheese or drank milk before a show,” she explains. “Then a voice coach said I could drink chocolate milk because it gives you phlegm that’s good voice your voice. So I drink that now!”

And, above all else, she sticks to not eating fish pre-show.

“One time I had a fish dish that DID NOT agree with my digestive process,” she says. “It was not cute. I had to be in the bathroom moments before I went on stage. I willed myself to perform that night.”

But the most important meal comes after a big show.

“We usually go out for a meal,” she says. “The adrenaline comes down about two hours after the show. Then you’re desperately hungry.”

Jake Uitti is a Seattle-based writer whose work has appeared in the Seattle Times, Seattle Weekly, Washington Post and Alaska Airlines Magazine. 

The Only Cocktail You Need This Summer: Buscando Guava

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Say adiós to those stuffy, precious drinks of yesteryear. This year is all about fun cocktails that are as laid back as your summer should be. And nothing breathes fresh air into summertime like tiki. It’s a word that’s as simple and lovely to pronounce as “rum.” That’s just one more reason why everyone should be drinking tiki cocktails this year, according to Pete Vasconcellos, head bartender at The Penrose in NYC.

“Tiki takes itself a little less seriously than the super serious cocktail culture that has dominated the bar scene over the last few years, while still building on all the great work the super serious bartenders had to put in to get us here,” says Vasconcellos, a self-described rum obsessive. Here, take a listen:

“You can get so many different flavors by combining different rums into the same drink. If you made me an Old Fashioned with two different types of American whiskey, it might have really really super subtle flavor differences and they might be interesting, and to a well-trained palate, that might be something awesome, but it’s minutiae. Whereas with rum, if you made a daiquiri and you used two different rums in it — a really funky Jamaican rum like Smith & Cross, balanced with a really smooth white rum like Owney’s or Banks — and then you put that side by side with a daiquiri that you used the same specs but just changed to an El Dorado rum or a combination of cachaca and Venezuelan rum, you’d have two totally different drinks. And that’s just a daiquiri. When you start getting into building tiki drinks, you can get really wacky with it.”

Vasconcellos says different rums also operate along a sweetness spectrum. Whereas blackstrap rum can have a molasses sugar favor, Demerara rum is going to have more of a maple sweetness to it.

“You could have a rum from one of the French speaking countries, like a Martinique rum—those are using the cane syrup as a starter, directly from the sugar plant, not using molasses. In that, you’re going to get terroir. You’ll not only get the sweetness of the cane syrup, but you’ll also start to get vegetal qualities because it’s more close to the ground.

Certain rums have some real earthiness and funk, sort of mushroom and meat qualities to them. The Jamaican rums specifically are known for having a lot of what they call “hogo” – real earth and funky flavor. Those are delicious and fun to work with, and fun to drink on their own.

Depending on what type of wood the rum is aged in—you can have rum aged in port barrels or madeira casks or ex-bourbon barrels or brand new oak, or not aged at all—they’ll have a super wide variance in how they finish.”

At The Penrose, they serve a Planter’s Punch called Buscando Guava that Vasconcellos describes as “complex, but also refreshing. It’s approachable even though it sounds crazy with all that stuff in it. Everything comes together really nicely. It’s not off-putting. Even a first time mezcal drinker could get into it.”

Photo courtesy of The Penrose

Buscando Guava

(by barman Luis Serrano)

1.5 oz diplomatico anejo rum

.5 oz Mezcal

.5 oz Madeira (rich flavored; we use Henriques and Henriques)

.5 NYDC Rock n rye

.5 oz lime

.5 oz green tea syrup

.75 oz guava purée (we use perfect purée brand)

Give everything a short shake and strain into a tiki mug filled with crushed ice. Garnish with ground nutmeg, an umbrella, a cherry, a palm tree and a crazy straw.

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