Dad Accidentally Eats 4 Weed Brownies From Son’s Stash, Disses Cat

A dad minding his own business accidentally eats four weed brownies and ends up crawling on the ground in a panic, where he encounters the family cat and calls her a bitch.

“Sex Cruise” For Nudists And Swingers Sets Sail In September

If you love cruises but have always hated that there’s not enough open sex stuff on board, we have some great news: A sex cruise that is not messing around.

Georgia Man Uses $3 Million Lotto Winnings to Invest in Meth Ring

Why leave it in a savings account or under your mattress when you could invest it in a mutual fund, stocks, or, as one Georgia man recently did, a local meth ring?

That Feeling When You Discover A Dead Body In Your New House

A person bought a home in Simi Valley, California. A few weeks later, the buyer explored the house and discovered the body of Salvatore Orefice.

Man Spends $1,000 To Pay $3,000 DMV Fee With 300,000 Pennies

Nick Stafford really, really wanted to make a point about the bureaucracy at the DMV in Lebanon, Virginia.

Latest International Health Scare: The Killer Hickey

A seemingly innocent "love bite," or hickey, on the neck turned into a kiss of death for a Mexico teen--a cautionary tale, to be sure.

The Week in Hot Messes: Burrito Lawsuits, Bionic Penises, And The Wedding From Hell

As we get deeper and deeper into winter, we’re still getting plenty of free heat...

Watch An Insane Man Crush A Yellow Jacket Nest With His Bare Hands

Below is a video of a man climbing a ladder and squashing an entire yellow...

It’s A Party! Woman Arrested For Stealing 31 Boxes of Trojan Condoms

Buying in bulk is a financially sound strategy if you can afford it. Stealing in bulk, however, is not such a great idea.

Man With Bionic Penis Wants To Date A Sex Robot

A man who recently had an eight-inch bionic penis surgically added says he’d like to...