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The Unicorn Frappuccino Has Nothing On This Barista’s Coffee Art

Working as a barista is a serious art. Achieving foamy deliciousness is difficult enough, but to produce visually stunning images is an entirely different story. This is why Starbucks baristas complained about the Unicorn Frappuccino—not only was it super popular, it was super hard to make.

But Korean artist Kangbin Lee puts virtually every barista artist to shame with his stunning artwork. These drinks carry a craftsmanship that you hear chefs discuss when they say we eat with our eyes. The visual treatment urges gastronomical enjoyment. If Lee’s drinks taste anywhere near as good as they look, every other barista should give up now.

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What will potentially blow your mind is that Lee started crafting lattes for fun. He told Uproxx he works as both teacher and barista in South Korea. The drinks started as a side project for Lee and has gained some earned notoriety since.

According to Uproxx, Lee calls his drinks “cremart” and loves seeing his customers’ smiling faces in reaction to his work. You might not think so by the look of them, but Lee’s drinks are fully edible. He draws the pictures in the foam using chocolate sauce, espresso, and food coloring.

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Check out some of our favorite creations by Lee, who says they taste as delicious as they look. We can only imagine.

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Bring An Open Mind To This California Marijuana Yoga Retreat

If yoga with goats and cats and bunnies isn’t your thing, perhaps this is: A marijuana-enhanced yoga retreat in Ojai, California. The Cannabliss experience is five days in June of food, yoga, and yes, legal weed, all meant to help you expand your mind and connect to your body. What could be better than a marijuana yoga retreat?

According to the Cannabliss website, tickets to the retreat—which range from $1,010 to $1,212 per person—include:

  • Gourmet cannabis infused meals by GrassFed
  • Cannabis influenced yoga and meditational experiences
  • Psychedelic black light yoga & dance party sponsored by KATY
  • Cacao and plant medicine evening ceremonies
  • Acupuncture, massage energy healing sessions
  • Mind and heart expanding “Plant your Seed” workshops
  • Sativa infused fitness experiences to elevate endorphins
  • Creative, inspired time to design your vision
  • In depth education on the use of cannabis and plant medicines
  • Gift bags with the best products on the market

Cannabliss Retreats founder Sari Gabbay told LA Weekly, “People have obviously been smoking and using cannabis for years. It’s not a new thing, but this is a new frontier. People aren’t aware of this kind of engagement with the plant.”

“We’re really trying to tune in with what the wellness community wants so we can curate strains,” Johnny Deim, founder of cultivation company Humboldt Brothers which will provide the greenery for the retreat, said. Lori Barron, acupuncturist and herbalist, added: “I’m going to be talking about cannabis and how it can be used very intentionally, not so much for getting stoned. If you microdose it, it’s incredible for your health: lowering your inflammation, stress and anxiety. It has so many more uses than people realize.”

Study: Grandma Wants To Smoke Your Marijuana Stash

Grandma wants to smoke your marijuana, and grandpa’s micro dosing: A new study shows that older Americans are choosing to use marijuana, and don’t see it as risky behavior.

“For years we’ve been worried about the potential effects of marijuana on the developing brains of teens, but now we may need a bit more focus on their grandparents, who are increasingly more likely to be current users,” Dr. Joseph J. Palamar of New York University, one of the lead authors of the study, told The Independent.

The Independent reports:

Researchers investigated cannabis use among over-50s by evaluating responses from 47,140 US adults who took part in the National Survey on Drug Use and Health. The study published in Addiction revealed a 71 per cent increase in marijuana use among adults between 2006 and 2013, particularly among those aged between 50 and 64. Men were also shown to be more likely to use the drug than women.

“Given the unprecedented aging of the US population, we are facing a never before seen cohort of older adults who use recreational drugs,” commented Dr. Benjamin Han, a geriatrician and health services researcher at NYU.

These findings are surprising, since older generations are generally stereotyped as risk-averse. Very few Baby Boomers consider marijuana use risky, the study found, perhaps because they grew up in a time when marijuana was celebrated in counterculture.

Gossip: Michelle Pfeiffer Killed New ‘Sex And The City’ Movie; Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Are Taking A Break From One Another

There was ‘one last chapter to tell’ in the Sex and the City saga, Sarah Jessica Parker said. And this dream of die-hard fans desperate for a third film to redeem the widely panned sequel almost came true in 2014. Then one of the leading actresses dropped out of the production. But it wasn’t Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis or Cynthia Nixon.

Court documents obtained by the DailyMail.com reveal the production fell apart when Michelle Pfeiffer, who never appeared in the six seasons of the HBO show or the two films, decided to opt out of the movie. Sex and the City executive producer Cindy Chupack filed suit over a Greenwich Village townhouse in 2014. The house on East Ninth Street is only a few blocks away from the facade of Carrie Bradshaw’s iconic apartment on Perry Street in West Village.

Chupack, who has also produced episodes of Modern Family and Divorce, explained in the court documents she put down a $15,000 deposit to rent a home owned by Rebecca Flores. The producer attempted to cancel the booking the next day after ‘one of the lead actresses for the movie, Michelle Pfeiffer’ opted out of the film. Documents state there was no replacement lined up for the Scarface actress.

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Are Taking A Break From One Another

Next week will be Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s third wedding anniversary, and instead of posting luvey-wuvey couple shots all over social media like they would normally, the pair are set to spend the day 1,000 miles apart. In fact, heat magazine , out today, reports that the couple, who got married on 24 May 2014, could be preparing to split up.

“Right now, things are very tough for their marriage,” a source tells heat. Last week Kanye , 38, left LA for a remote mountain top in Wyoming, to get to work on his new album. He also deleted his beloved Twitter and Instagram accounts. Kim, meanwhile, is still in LA, posting on Instagram as usual – but she hasn’t posted a picture with Kanye in four weeks.

The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star even attended the Met Gala without him. An event they’ve been together at for the past four years. Heat’s source says the singer – who suffered a breakdown and was hospitalized in November – disappearing to the mountains is less about his music, and more about escaping their problems. They say: “We’re all concerned that this could be a sign their marriage is on the rocks and that they want time apart. Kanye is in a very odd place in his life right now, so he’s happy to take a break. Kim convinced him that this was the best solution for him, as it would allow him to take time out of the spotlight.

And Kim, 36, is apparently enjoying the space too.

“I think she’s enjoying the freedom to do what she wants, knowing Kanye’s out of the city and has a good crew around him.”

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What You Need To Know About New Mexico’s Medical Marijuana Program

Medical marijuana is gaining strength across the nation, but nowhere is it hotter than in New Mexico.

“We are probably the single fastest growing industry in New Mexico,” Duke Rodriguez, president and CEO of Ultra Health LLC, the state’s No. 1 cannabis distributor, told the Albuquerque Journal. “This is the one industry that has been a juggernaut of growth.”

According to New Mexico’s largest newspaper:

Customers, sales revenue and dispensaries have exploded the past year with a total of more than 40,000 people now signed up to purchase medical marijuana.

Since Jan. 1, some 8,000 New Mexicans obtained a state-issued license that allows them to legally buy pot, pushing patient enrollment to 40,432 in April. With the recent growth spurt, enrollment has increased by 84 percent since March 2016.

New Mexico now has 56 medical marijuana dispensaries, with 2o of those coming aboard in this year alone. According to data from the state’s Department of Health, first-quarter sales in 2017 hit $19 million, an increase of 91 percent compared to last year.

Not everyone is celebrating the news, however. State Rep. Bill Rehm believes the state’s system is being abused by those who are not truly patients.

“I think there are a bunch of people who are obtaining marijuana cards, not for a true medical reason, but for justification for them to smoke marijuana legally,” Rehm told the Journal.

New Mexico requires patients to provide documentation from a physician that supports the use of marijuana. The state recognizes 20 qualifying conditions for use, including chronic pain, PTSD and hospice care.

Marijuana legalization is popular in New Mexico. A poll conducted last year revealed that 61 percent of likely voters in the state supported legalization of marijuana. But the legislature and Gov. Susana Martinez, a Republican, have fought measures to regulate the herb.


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Here’s Why We Can’t Go Back To The Way Things Were With Federal Marijuana Enforcement

In the last two decades, state laws and public opinion on marijuana have undergone a startling transformation and the change can be seen in regards to federal marijuana enforcement. When President George W. Bush was sworn into office in 2000, only eight states in the nation had legalized marijuana for medical use and not a single one had legalized its recreational use. Today there are 29 states where medical marijuana is legal, eight of which also allow adults to use it recreationally, and another 17 who allow limited use of marijuana extracts to treat certain medical conditions.

All in all, 46 states and the District of Columbia have legalized the use of some form of marijuana. And public opinion has shifted at least as quickly, becoming significantly more supportive of legalization across regions, political parties, and demographic groups.

Currently 88 percent of Americans support legalizing the use of marijuana for medical purposes and 61 percent support legalizing adult recreational use. But despite this rapid evolution, federal law has not changed one bit. Marijuana remains a prohibited Schedule I drug under the 1970 federal Controlled Substances Act, and anyone who sells, uses, or possesses it anywhere in the country is subject to prosecution by federal law enforcement agents.

While federal raids on marijuana growers and dispensaries may seem like distant memories, under both of the last Presidential Administrations, the federal government regularly prosecuted those in the marijuana industry—even in states where it was legal and where businesses were in full compliance with state laws. It would be a mistake to believe that it couldn’t happen again under the current President, given the histories of the two before him—and the personnel he has chosen to head up his law enforcement arm.

A Culture Of Fear

President George W. Bush used every lever at his disposal to enforce the federal ban on marijuana. In fact, during his time in office, his Justice Department argued and won two Supreme Court cases strengthening federal authority to prohibit marijuana use.

In 2001, the Supreme Court upheld the broad application of the Controlled Substances Act in U.S. v. Oakland Cannabis Buyers’ Coop­, ruling that medical need does not create an exception to federal marijuana prohibition. And in 2005’s Gonzalez v. Raich a few years later, the Court affirmed the federal government’s power to enforce that prohibition, even in states that had legalized medical marijuana. Together, these cases mean that in the eyes of federal law, medical marijuana is no different—nor less illegal—than marijuana used for any other purpose, and there is nothing that states can do to protect their patients if federal agents come knocking.

While the states that have legalized medical marijuana can bar state and local officials from arresting or charging a person with a marijuana-related offense, the federal government still has free reign to crack down on those violating the federal ban on marijuana use at any time. And during the Bush Administration, they regularly did.

Through the Department of Justice, the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA), and the vehemently anti-marijuana Drug Czar John Walters, the Bush Administration aggressively enforced the federal prohibition on marijuana—and created a culture of fear in the states and on the ground. Despite 13 states legalizing medical marijuana by the time Bush left office, their laws could not provide a safe harbor from federal raids or prosecution. No one was safe, and everyone knew it.

From 2001–2003, the federal government raided over 100 state-legal medical marijuana growers and dispensaries. In 2006 alone, DEA agents arrested 594 people on marijuana charges in California, which had voted to legalize medical marijuana a decade earlier. Business owners in full compliance with state laws saw their assets seized, and even if they were acquitted of all charges, any marijuana-related property confiscated by law enforcement was not returned.

During this time period, medical marijuana businesses were often subject to heavily-armed raids and their proprietors charged with serious federal crimes ranging from distribution and cultivation to money laundering. With federal mandatory minimum sentences for distribution or cultivation ranging from five to 10 years, there were serious risks associated with operating a state-legal medical marijuana business during the Bush Administration. One estimate indicates that throughout the Bush era, 163 federal criminal cases were brought against individuals either using medical marijuana or involved in medical marijuana businesses in states where doing so was legal.

Hope But Only A Little Change

President Barack Obama’s election in 2008 brought with it an optimism that a new federal policy would drastically reduce marijuana enforcement. And when President Obama stated shortly after being elected that the federal government would not target actors in the marijuana industry who were abiding by state laws, the industry took it as a sign that they were free to expand. But as the industry grew rapidly, the Administration changed course and began to target large-scale growers and dispensaries in states with lax laws that they believed insufficiently regulated the legal market. Thus, at least in the early years of his presidency, enforcement actually increased under Obama compared to his predecessor.

During his first term, 153 federal criminal cases were brought against people involved with the medical marijuana industry—nearly as many as were brought during the entire Bush Presidency.

But by 2012, the national context had shifted significantly. That year, Colorado and Washington became the very first states in the country to legalize the recreational use of marijuana by popular vote. And another seven states had legalized medical marijuana since President Obama’s inauguration.

Given this new landscape, the Obama Administration shifted priorities. Citing federal prosecutorial discretion, the Administration announced in 2013 that it would no longer enforce the federal prohibition on marijuana in states where it was legal — so long as market actors were in compliance with state laws and those laws took into account important federal interests, like keeping marijuana away from kids, preventing its diversion across state lines, and keeping the profits out of the hands of gangs and criminals. Under this policy, bad actors—those failing to adhere to their states’ laws or abusing the system—rightly remain subject to federal (and joint federal-state) enforcement.

Shortly thereafter, Congress attached what’s known as the “Rohrabacher-Farr Amendment” to a government spending bill, prohibiting the Department of Justice from spending money to enforce the federal marijuana ban in states where medical marijuana is legal. But this détente — based in both Administration policy and legislation — is not permanent.

A New Sheriff Is In Town

Donald Trump and his Administration have now inherited the vast enforcement powers that allowed the federal government to prosecute, incarcerate, or leave with nothing hundreds of business owners complying with their state laws. The prosecutorial discretion that has protected state-legal actors for the last four years could be overturned overnight by President Trump, and the clock is ticking down on the Rohrabacher-Farr limitation.

While President Trump expressed support on the campaign trail for allowing medical marijuana to remain a state issue, members of his Administration have already signaled intentions to flex their muscles and ramp up federal enforcement of the marijuana ban. In February, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said, “there is still a federal law that we need to abide by when it comes to recreational marijuana and drugs of that nature” and suggested “you will see greater enforcement of it.” Attorney General Jeff Sessions—one of the most hardline anti-marijuana members of Congress when he served in the Senate—has said that “good people don’t smoke marijuana” and that marijuana “is only slightly less awful than heroin.” He has created a task force that is reviewing current Department of Justice policies on marijuana, including the use of prosecutorial discretion that protects states where marijuana use is legal.

While the Rohrabacher-Farr Amendment currently limits the federal government’s ability to crack down on medical marijuana, it only applies through September. And in a potentially ominous move never made by Obama, earlier this month President Trump added a signing statement to that amendment. In it, he reserves his right to “take care that the laws be faithfully executed,” indicating that the Administration may disagree with Congress on this issue and be willing to ignore attempts to tie its hands on enforcement. Furthermore, nothing in current law holds the Trump Administration back from raiding recreational marijuana businesses right now in the eight states that have legalized recreational use.

The Final Analysis

Despite the fact that more than nine-tenths of the states have legalized marijuana in some form, it remains illegal under federal law for any purpose. Every state-legal marijuana business is at risk of being raided and every business owner, consumer, and patient is at risk of prosecution. Widespread support for legalization in public opinion polls is not an admissible defense in federal court.

If the last 15-plus years are any indication, federal enforcement is no small threat to businesses fully complying with state laws. Those who have become complacent in recent years may be facing a rude awakening. A new Administration bent on “law and order” is in office now, and there is nothing the states can do to protect themselves or their marijuana markets. Only Congress can serve as an effective bulwark against federal enforcement, either by amending budget bills with stopgap amendments to rein in the Administration, or by passing legislation to address the conflicts between state and federal marijuana laws once and for all.

This article was created by Nathan Kasai and Sarah Trumble for Third Way


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Cole Sprouse Just Upstaged Kendall Jenner In The Best Way Possible

Being of the Kardashian-Jenner clan, it would be inaccurate to say Kendall Jenner has been hiding since appearing in Pepsi’s laughably tone-deaf advert. Kendall continues making appearances in high-profile places, like that celebrity cool kids table mirror pic from the Met Gala. But Kendall resumed her modeling career in the latest issue of Sunday Times Style magazine. She appears in the wildlands of California, mixing chic sundresses with rocker studded boots. The photography, thanks to Kendall’s usual prowess, is quite stunning.

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What might be more surprising, however, is who was behind the camera.

That would be this guy.


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Yes, Cole Sprouse shot Kendall for her latest magazine spread. The shoot came about in a very chill way, as the two were acquaintances who had met “at a couple of parties.” Sprouse’s approach was both casual and the definition of shoot your shot, considering it’s Kendall Jenner and all.

“She knew my work, and we had met at a couple of parties. I just thought, let’s aim for the top,” he told the paper. “Seeing her work, it’s no wonder she’s become such a huge figure within the fashion industry. Without the right model, these photos don’t live. Kendall isn’t afraid to look awkward in a way that’s vulnerable and inherently interesting.”

Sprouse has been in the spotlight thanks to starring in the cult hit Riverdale, where he plays Jughead Jones. Being the photographer perhaps downplayed any attention on Jenner and allowed her to ease back into her typical work output without necessarily addressing the lingering controversy surrounding her.

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Sprouse mentioned that he could imagine a time when he’d give up acting for photography in that interview with the Times. He says he’s “more comfortable” behind the camera. Jenner too has recently experimented with photography, shooting a massive spread with multiple covers for Love Magazine earlier this year. Maybe Sprouse and Jenner can switch roles in an upcoming shoot?

Either way, the work is impressive. Who seriously imagined one of the kids from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody would become pensive fashion photographer? And upstage Kendall Jenner—in a warm and probably wanted way? What a time to be alive.


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Gossip: Kylie Jenner On Fame: ‘I Can’t Do It Forever;’ Miley Cyrus Talks Rumors She Will Star As Madonna In Movie

In a new trailer for her upcoming reality show, “Life of Kylie,” the 19-year-old opens up about her struggles with fame. Having spent more than a decade in front of the camera, Jenner admits even she has a hard time keeping up the glamorous public persona as seen on her Instagram and Snapchat.

“Nobody has a perfect life. But I’m not totally innocent because I am keeping up this lifestyle. I can’t do it forever,” she confesses. “This isn’t Keeping Up With the Kardashians. This is like a therapy session.”

“When you grow up on camera, everybody feels like they know you, but they don’t. I feel like a lot of people have misconceptions of who I am,” the Kylie Cosmetics maven explains. “There’s two sides of me. There’s an image that I feel constantly pressured to keep up with, and who I really am around my friends.”

Though Jenner may still have problems, like, realizing stuff these days, her sisters certainly don’t think so.

“She’s already a pro at this,” Kim Kardashian told E! News at the 2017 NBCUniversal Upfront presentation on Monday (May 15, 2017). “This is something she really wanted to do to show a different side of her. She hasn’t been that open on our show. So you’re definitely going to see her friends, her dating, what she does on a daily basis, how hard she really works.”

“Like what the hell does Kylie do all day long? It’s funny because [Kim and I are] with each other all day long. So with Kylie, I’m going to be a viewer like everyone else,” Khloé Kardashian added.

Life of Kylie will premiere July 6 at 10 p.m. on E!.

Miley Cyrus Talks Rumors She Will Star As Madonna In Movie

In an exclusive interview with WKTU’s Cubby & Carolina Bermudez airing tomorrow, Miley Cyrus told all.

On rumors she’s been offered to play Madonna in an upcoming movie ….. ” “I think that’s a huge huge compliment. I don’t know if she asked me I couldn’t turn down Madonna but Paris Jackson looks too much like Madonna. I’m the wrong pick.”

On which judge on “The Voice” she would duet with …….. “Ain’t going be Blake [Shelton]! Just kidding. Probably Adam [Levine] we’re really close. Now Alicia [Keys] is gone and I don’t know Jennifer Hudson but I’m excited to team up with her. Basically three against Blake. He’s the nicest guy in the world but so fun to mess with.”

When asked what songs she did not like to perform anymore ……. “Wrecking Ball” she said… “I’ll do it, But I don’t love it. It’s when you’re so stoked about something and then you have to sing a song that bums you out. And I’ll never live down when I licked a sledge hammer”

On why she looks up to Katy Perry ….. “Miley: Katy Perry she’s been a friend of mine for a really long time. We were actually just realizing the other day that next year, we’ll have been friends for 10 years. I think that’s my friend that I’ve known the longest. Which is really really weird!”

“Miley: That’s like a really long time. When she came out with “Kissed a Girl,” I was doing the Hannah Montana movie, and I heard her on the radio, and I was on a four wheeler actually, my dad had this four wheeler…this is how hillbilly we are…we had a radio attached to the four wheeler, and I heard it and I screamed and started freaking out, and then uh she asked me to go to the VMA’s with her. That’s when I started doing my whole VMA controversy…I was like ‘I’ll go with Katy Perry!’ And she took me, but my mom like didn’t want me to go by myself…ya know like stranger danger. So my mom went with me in the limo with Katy Perry…um and my mom..she didn’t really get the joke…she just thought it was cool that I got to go with Katy Perry. Yeah and um so that’s how we met…and we just stayed friends.”

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10 Occasions When You’re Better Off Not Smoking Marijuana

Many people in this world swear by cannabis, affirming that every aspect of their lives is improved by being high. We beg to differ. Here are ten situations in which you are better off not smoking marijuana.

Spat With A Significant Other

It happens in the best of relationships. Sometimes we don’t see eye to eye. Sometimes we argue. Sometimes we get angry. Getting high won’t help you. If you care about your partner, your brain will be churning. You’ll be upset, off-center and distressed. A buzz won’t improve things. It only adds unpleasant, unfocused dimensions to your unrest. Bear in mind that compromise is an art. If you really care about your partner, no doubt you crave reconciliation. Find the avenue to achieve that. Then smoke up – together!

The Beach

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Wallace J. Nichols, a marine biologist, says that a day at the beach puts us in “a mildly meditative state characterized by calm, peacefulness, unity and a sense of general happiness and satisfaction with life in the moment.” So the question is, why would you need cannabis? The beach provides all kinds of stimuli that overpower a buzz. Crashing surf, warm sun, ocean air and frolicking in the waves will pretty much deplete the intensity of your high.

Assembling Furniture

So your new coffee table was just delivered. Well, it’s not actually a coffee table; it’s called a “plortz.” There are 16 different pieces to deal with and a variety of screws, plus the assembly guide requires that you think in three dimensions. It’s the perfect formula for frustration. Unless you have a straitjacket to subdue your aggravation, don’t light up! We repeat: Don’t light up! IKEA and cannabis don’t mix.

Meeting With Your Accountant

Unless you’re sure that your accountant has only good news to discuss, getting high is unwise. If you discover that the IRS is demanding your life savings or bankruptcy has barged into your life, expect a lethal buzzkill. Stress like this will squelch any cannabis-induced euphoria you’ve achieved.

Watching Disasters On TV

A friend of ours tells us that his biggest waste of cannabis occurred on 9/11. Over the course of that day, he smoked a half-ounce watching wall-to-wall news coverage. “I never got high,” he says. Tragedies and disasters aren’t less tragic or disastrous simply because you’re high. Instead, their magnitude is amplified.

Fixing Your Computer

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When our online connections go haywire or our screens go blank, life comes to a standstill. You’ve got to take immediate action. That doesn’t mean toking up! Keep your wits about you. Troubleshooting computer problems requires a methodical approach. You need concentration to eliminate possible glitches and explore uncharted territory that may be causing malfunctions. Sometimes it’s a walk in the park; sometimes it’s a mugging in the park. Save your buzz for the restoration of your online identity. 

Buying A Mattress

Nothing about buying a new bed requires that your brain be untouched by cannabis. It’s just not gonna help. Try lying down on a bunch of different mattresses when you’re high. Then decide which level of firmness matches your preference. It’s not possible! They all feel great! We guarantee that you’ll be hopping from bed to bed saying: “This one. No, this one. Well, maybe this one. Was it this one? I can’t remember.” And so on.

A Traffic Jam

Is there anything more irritating than sitting in an interminable line of unmoving cars? Yes, there is! Sitting in that same traffic tie-up at night when you can’t see anything but darkness and brake lights. If you’re thinking of toking up, don’t! First off, it’s illegal. Secondly, it will only make your mental state worse. The futility of staring at a windshield and wondering whether you’ll ever arrive at your destination will not be enhanced by a buzz.

Walking In The Rain

In the movies, rain provides a backdrop for romance. How often have we seen two lovers admit their undying affection for each other with rain streaming down their faces? Additionally, poets are apt to imbue nasty weather with ethereal, cosmic meaning. But don’t believe them. As you might expect, it’s mighty tough lighting up when you’re getting drenched. You’ll only succeed in becoming wet and miserable. If you’re like most people, you hurry to get out of the rain – so you can get high indoors!

Drinking Alcohol

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The most egregious waste of cannabis possible. Yes, we know: many of you are fans of a beer and a joint. But five beers will negate the effects of that joint. Why? Because you’ll be drunk. Smoking a few more won’t enhance your high or make you less drunk. Booze kills. And booze kills your high.


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Why Tom Brady Is Cocky, Ignorant And Will Be Cursed Forever More

Tom Brady has reason to be cocky. The only quarterback to win five Super Bowls, he won the last in highly dramatic fashion, as Brady rallied his team from a 28-3 deficit to steal championship victory. That win secured Brady, in the minds of many in the sports world, as the all-time GOAT (greatest of all time) NFL quarterback.

It is an opinion almost insurmountable to argue otherwise. As radio personality Charlamagne Tha God has repeated, Tom Brady is the only person to beat the internet. Early memes and jokes of the Patriots’ all-but determined demise proliferated when the team was losing 28-3. If there is one lesson learned from all of our years of social media, it’s that you don’t beat memes. You can’t; ask Michael Jordan. You accept them as part of your life and move on.

Brady didn’t have to do that. He won. He has reached the mountaintop and claims he can play into his 40s. I did not doubt that this was a possibility that existed.

Until I saw this video.

The Madden Curse is a long-gestating stipulation that appearing on the cover of this video game franchise will place a hex on your football career, either through injury or decline in ability. Previous victims of this Madden Curse include Donovan McNabb, Shaun Alexander, Rob Gronkowski, Dante Culpepper, and more.

Some have defeated the curse, like Calvin Johnson, Richard Sherman, and Drew Brees. While a lucrative invitation to grace this cover, accepting this volatile randomness of a possible curse into your life seems too risky a proposition for someone like Brady to take so late in his career.

Then he made it worse. In the above video he smashed a mirror, walked underneath a ladder, pretending that curses aren’t real. I half-expected Brady to spill salt, make love to nine black cats, and open 47 umbrellas indoors.

Does Tom Brady not remember he plays for a Boston sports team? They may be cocky, thanks to recent sports success, but the Curse of the Bambino hangs over that city’s head whether they want it or not. I fully expect the sports gods to deliver an injury so miniscule that will ruin Brady’s career for this stunt. In other words, start looking up cures for irritable bowel syndrome, Tommy boy.


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