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Cannabis-Infused Whipped Cream: Done Two Ways

Why on earth would you buy a five dollar can of carrageenan and skim milk to substitute for the pure goodness of fresh whipped cream? I can see grabbing a healthier alternative as a valid reason, but convenience is nothing compared to the magic of real thing.

A few dirty dishes are nothing to fear in the pursuit of taste. Be like me and get a portable dishwasher or make the person you’re serving do the washing. The homemade version is almost always better, and with whipped cream, the worst thing that could happen is that you make accidental butter. Real bummer, am I right? Plus when you add cannabis tincture, you’re sweetening and spiking in one step.

If you like whipped cream (or using a more modernist tool for cooking), a reusable co2 canister is an excellent device investment. The cartridges are not crazy expensive, and you can literally pour your ingredients in and have fresh whipped cream for days. You can also use a whisk or hand mixer to do the same thing in seconds.

Danizig’s Weed Whipped Cream Two Ways

Danielle Guercio 2012

  • 1 pint Heavy Cream, boxed Whipping Cream is alright but usually has additives
  • 1 oz cannabis glycerin tincture*
  • 1 Tbs maple syrup (optional)
  • ¼ tsp vanilla extract
  • Co2 canister and cartridge or hand mixer
Photos by Danielle Guercio

Instructions for the canister:

Measure ingredients based on the capacity of your canister into a measuring cup. Stir until combined. Pour into device, charge with two co2 chargers.

Photos by Danielle Guercio

Dispense cream at will!

Photos by Danielle Guercio

Instructions for a hand mixer:

Photos by Danielle Guercio

In a large bowl (you want room to work) stir ingredients until mixed. Whip on medium with hand mixer until triple in size. Stop when it’s airy and silky and still has movement, any further and it will begin to harden and make butter. If that’s what you want, roll on!

Photos by Danielle Guercio

*Cannabis Glycerin Tincture

In an oven safe container double sealed with foil, decarboxylate 3.5 grams finely ground cannabis at 225 degrees Fahrenheit.

Put cannabis in a mason jar or vacuum sealed bag, pour over 2 oz vegetable glycerin and seal tightly. Place in a water bath at just under boiling for 1 hour. Strain and keep contents in a sterilized container. Stores indefinitely in freezer.

Photos by Danielle Guercio

No matter which way you make it, consume within a few days. The canister will keep it airy and fresh, with a tub you may lose some of the volume but it will still be tasty. Dish on desserts, hot cocoa, pancakes, fruit, anything! I use mine on coffee and to stack with fresh raspberries in a parfait.

THC per serving: 5 mg per 1/8th cup of whipped cream.

Photos: Danielle Guercio


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Thursday morning, Twitter user @TheReal_JDavis uploaded a video with the caption of a dozen or so turkeys repeatedly circling the apparently dead body of a cat in the middle of the street. The swaddle-necked birds appear to be in the middle of some sort of (satanic?) ritual as they slowly pace around the deceased feline.

https://twitter.com/TheReal_JDavis/status/837301561500057605

“This is the craziest things I’ve ever seen,” the person filming says. “Bro, this is wild.”

He’s not wrong. But why would these turkeys do such a thing? Gizmodo reached out to some bird scientists to find out.

“I can’t say I’ve heard of something like this before,” Debra Kriensky, a conservation biologist at NYC Audubon, told Gizmodo. “They’re omnivores but pretty much eat nuts and seeds and fruits, so certainly they wouldn’t be interested in eating [the cat].”

Mark Hatfield, wildlife biologist at the National Wild Turkey Federation, said the birds were “just making sure that it’s no longer a threat.”

“It’s more of a curiosity type of thing,” he added. “Turkeys are very basic.”

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Beer Sales Looking At $2 Billion Loss Because of Legal Marijuana

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If marijuana was legal across the United States, beer sales would lose more than $2 billion in retail, according to a study released this month by Cannabiz Consumer Group (C2G), a research firm that tracks cannabis consumer trends.

The report also finds that 27 percent of today’s beer drinkers have already have substituted cannabis for beer, or would substitute their beer retail purchases with cannabis in the future if legal.

According to the study, legal cannabis will take away more than 7 percent of beer revenues.

This is not the first report suggesting marijuana legalization is a threat to the beer business. Last December, another research firm — Cowen & Company — analyzed beer sales in Colorado, Oregon and Washington — states where both recreational marijuana is legal and the craft beer is popular. In those three states, beer sales have “collectively underperformed” over the last two years.

“In adult-use cannabis markets, there are clear signs that cannabis is weighing on beer category trends,” according to Vivien Azer, managing director and senior research analyst for Cowen and Company. Azer also noted that  “mainstream beers are the biggest drag, while craft is also slowing. Imports look the most immune.”

The Cannabiz Consumer Group also finds that other segments of the alcohol industry — including wine and spirits and on-premise sales — are also being impacted by cannabis legalization.

Last year, there were 24.6 million legal cannabis consumers in the United States, according to the C2G report. The research suggests “that legal cannabis penetration will settle at a level comparable to that of beer and wine and that a fully mature market would create a new $50 billion industry.”

According to Rich Maturo, chief innovation officer at C2G”

“Consumers use cannabis to satisfy various social, medical and experiential need states. By understanding these needs, those at risk of losing sales to cannabis can try to offset some of the losses by understanding and speaking to a consumer’s needs. … Those companies that are gathering insights on cannabis and have the foresight to see it as presenting an opportunity in addition to a risk will fare much better than those who strictly take a defensive position.”


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Colorado To Clamp Down On Marijuana Home Grows

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In an attempt to put the leashes on black market cultivation rings, Colorado’s legislative forces are working to restrict the number of plants allowed for marijuana home grows.

On Monday, a House committee approved a measure in a vote of 11-to-2 aimed at limiting marijuana home grows to 12 plants.

As it stands, Colorado has one of the most liberal pot laws in the country with respect to home cultivation, allowing medical marijuana patients to have as many as 99 plants.

And while the recreational side is only permitted to grow six plants per household, the law allows people to get involved with co-ops – giving way to unknown amounts of marijuana being produced across the state.

In some parts of Colorado, local ordinances already dictate a 12-plant limit in residential areas, but some lawmakers believe it is necessary to take this concept to the state level in order to thwart organized crime.

Last year, Governor John Hickenlooper said the state’s gray marijuana market was allowing weed to be produced legally in Colorado and then shipped to other parts of the United States to be sold in the underground. He called the situation a “clear and present danger” that requires tighter regulations and tougher enforcement.

“If we don’t stamp it out right now, it becomes acceptable. And then all the sudden, people are going to start getting hurt,” Hickenlooper said. “If you let crime grow, it will breed on its opportunity.”

Yet, some marijuana advocates are concerned that a more restrictive home cultivation law will only hinder patients from producing the amount of medicine needed to combat their respective health condition. However, state officials argue that Colorado’s current home cultivation standard is unlike any other medical marijuana state in the nation – none of which allow participants to grow anywhere close to 20 plants, much less 99.

Governor Hickenlooper’s office says its is crucial for the state to set some boundaries on this issue, especially with the possibility of a federal crackdown on the horizon.

“In the midst of uncertainty at the federal level … we think it’s imperative” that Colorado show it can regulate pot,” Mark Bolton, the governor’s marijuana adviser, told the Associated Press.

There is a distinct possibility that President Trump’s Department of Justice, which is overseen by U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, could pull the plug on legal weed in Colorado if it suspects the state’s cultivation laws are assisting the drug cartels.

After all, the DOJ already believes legal weed is causing trouble in the United States, including an uprising in violent activity.

Last week, Sessions told reporters there were problems with interstate drug trafficking due to legalization in states like Colorado.

“Experts are telling me there’s more violence around marijuana than one would think and there’s big money involved,” he said, referencing a meeting he had with the attorney general of Nebraska.

But the real trouble, according to marijuana advocates, is the federal government’s refusal to establish a nationwide marijuana policy that allows the substance to be taxed and regulated in a manner similar to alcohol and tobacco.

“The part of the reason this gray market even exists is because the federal government refuses to acknowledge the medical efficacy of marijuana, as well as continues to follow archaic law pertaining to a drug war that has clearly failed,” Rachel Gillette with Colorado Norml told the Denver Post in 2016.

Colorado’s new home grow proposal must now go before the full House for a vote.

Watch The Very Cute Kids Of Dallas Cowboys’ Tony Romo Try To Play Football


Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo recently shared his first ever Instagram. Who cares, right? Usually, we’d agree. But this video is of his two very cute sons, Hawk and Rivers, trying to play football.

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Hawk is the quarterback, and the younger Rivers is the wide receiver. After a little snafu—Hawk forgets what to say, and Rivers didn’t know the receiver could go out without the ball—the brother QB-WR play goes perfectly…until the pass goes through River’s hands into his chest.

“He hit my bell,” the youngest Romo says, crying as he walks up to dad.

“I think you’ll enjoy some videos I have stored from my crazy kids,” Romo wrote in the video’s caption. “This might be my favorite.”

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Leave it to Vegas to turn their Taco Bell into a 24-hour wedding chapel.

On Valentine’s Day, the company announced that it would be offering a $600 wedding package that includes Cinnabon Delights cake, a wedding bouquet made out of hot sauce packets, a Taco Bell garter, “Just Married” his and hers tees and a dozen tacos (the first meal as husband and wife is integral).

To promote this new menu item, Taco Bell is holding a contest ,”Love and Tacos,” where they’re giving away a free wedding, including a trip to Sin City, to the bride who wants it most. And, well, we may have a winner. Finalist Diane Nguyen made a gown entirely out of burrito wrappers.

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Nguyen told the Huffington Post that the entire dress costs about $10. “A very nice manager donated 400 wrappers to us in exchange for a combo meal purchase,” she said.

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The man in question is named Lee Howard Koenig, 45, and was arrested under two felony charges.

Adair was contacted by Nickelback’s business representative of the substantial purchase. It was then that authorities determined that the email used to purchase the equipment was not Adair and came from a Port St. Lucie IP address.

As the affidavit, which PEOPLE attained, hilariously states, “It was also noted that Daniel Adair does not live in Florida.”

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Police executed a search warrant at Koenig’s residence Tuesday. After initially speaking to authorities at the scene, Koenig requested a lawyer when questioned about any additional musicians or groups he may have impersonated in the past.

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Four hundred and seventy adults took part in the IDEA study, which took place at the University of Pittsburgh between 2010 and 2012. Everyone who participated were placed on a low-calorie diet and given access to counseling that encouraged an increase in physical activity. Six months into the study, half of the group were given wearable fitness technology to track their movement while the other half was not.

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Nevada Wants To Have Recreational Marijuana Stores Open By July

Fifty-five percent of voters in November approved Question 2, which legalized the adult use and possession of personal use quantities of marijuana on January 1, 2017.

State officials are holding firm on an expedited plan to begin adult use marijuana sales in July, despite comments from the Trump administration indicating a forthcoming crackdown in states that regulate its commercial production and sale.

Nevada Department of Taxation spokeswoman Stephanie Klapstein told the Associated Press that the agency is “moving forward” with plans to permit retail cannabis sales by this summer.

Fifty-five percent of voters in November approved Question 2, which legalized the adult use and possession of personal use quantities of marijuana on January 1, 2017. Separate provisions in the voter-initiated law call on regulators to regulate the licensed production and retail sale of cannabis to adults by next year.

However, state regulators announced in early February their intention to fast-track retail sales by permitting licensed dispensaries to sell cannabis to non-patients starting July 1.

The move by Nevada officials stands in sharp contrast to those of lawmakers in other states, such as Maine and Massachusetts, where politicians in recent weeks have enacted legislation delaying the implementation of retail cannabis sales. In California, where voters in November passed a similar initiative, lawmakers have also hinted at potentially delaying retail marijuana sales until after the law’s intended January 1, 2018 deadline.

Last week, White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer said that the Trump administration is likely to engage in “greater” efforts to enforce federal anti-marijuana laws in jurisdictions that have legalized its adult use. Since then, US Attorney General Jeff Sessions has falsely alleged that statewide marijuana regulatory schemes are associated with increases in incidences of violent crime, and told a gathering of state Attorney Generals, “[W]e don’t need to be legalizing marijuana.”

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