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This Hockey Brawl Ended With 871 Penalty Minutes And Every Player Ejected

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In the sport of hockey, brawling can happen at any moment. Though stick play, skating, and scoring triple dekes constitutes the bread and butter of play, that one man can punch another in the face whenever instills black hurricane sparks of electricity into the proceedings.

We did not know this included the cordial sportsmanship aspect of the game: the handshake line.

A hockey match in Sweden proved us wrong. Following a U18 junior game between Åker/Strängnäs HC and Flemingsbergs IK, players broke out in fight during handshakes. The brawl resulted in 871 penalty minutes and 33 game misconducts. That is absolutely insane and incredible and our new favorite fact about Sweden.
No players skated away from the scuffle without receiving penalty minutes—that is except each team’s backup goaltenders.

Feast your eyes upon this bonkers scroll of a box score.

Not a normal day in hockey. There was 871 penalty minutes altogether in a Swedish junior league game

Trying to figure out what the hell happened requires some help. A post from Afton Bladet corroborates reports about the fight breaking out during a testy handshake line, resulting in the referee throwing out everyone in the game.

The following quote from Flemingsbergs coach Fredrik Strandfeldt, comes courtesy of SBNation, who translated the original Swedish post into English.

“Me and the supply guy jumped on the ice and started to tell the guys to stop it and get away from each other. It all started with a push at the handshake line and then it continued with more pushes. I don’t think it was that bad, it calmed down quite fast and no one got hurt. It stopped quite fast in the rink,” says Flemingsbergs coach Fredrik Strandfeldt.

Using Google Translate, we also have this quote from Akers coach Jimmy Albin, who says the score sheet makes it look worse than it was, though still not an ideal look for the league.

“It is disaster and not good. Certainly, no damage, but it does not look good and it was trash talk that started it all and we have some guys who are hot. So this should not behave in an Ice Hockey,” Albin said. “We will talk about this in the team.”

Unfortunately no footage exists of the event. However, if you’re wondering about the biggest fight in NHL history, that would be the 2004 match between the Ottawa Senators and Philadelphia Flyers. That brawl resulted in 419 penalty minutes between the teams. Compared to the junior players, that figure seems like child’s play.

 

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Why We Love Iggy Pop and His Pet Bird Biggy Pop’s Perfect IG

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Yesterday, a tweet brought my attention to the wonderful Instagram account biggypop, which consists solely of videos of legendary rocker Iggy Pop and his pet cockatoo, Biggy. The account launched earlier this year and so far has just 17 posts, all of which show Iggy and Biggy doing something adorable and strange together.

For example, here’s one of Iggy doing sit-ups with Biggy perched on his knee.

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Iggy singing to his pet bird Biggy through an Iggy puppet? Sure, why not.

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Biggy desperately trying to get Iggy’s attention while he’s on the phone.

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Iggy and Biggy chilling out and listening to Curtis Mayfield’s “Diamond in the Back”

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Here’s Iggy singing The Trashmen’s “Surfin Bird” to Iggy, who seems to be enjoying it.

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Iggy and Biggy, all dressed up for Halloween

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Biggy and Iggy jamming out to the Big Tymer’s “Still Fly.”

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While biggypop is only 37 weeks old, Biggy made his internet debut three years ago in a surreal and very good holiday greeting from Iggy Pop. Check it out below.

Iggy and his band, the Stooges, are the subjects of a new documentary directed by Jim Jarmusch called Gimme Danger. Check out the trailer below.

Dispensaries Can Open Immediately For Montana Marijuana Patients

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In a resounding victory for the Montana marijuana program, a judge ruled on Wednesday that dispensaries can open immediately.

District Judge James Reynolds of Helena ruled the error that a drafting error in a voter-approved initiative should not delay implementation of the law.

“The folks that are maybe the most in need are the least able to provide, to grow their own,” Reynolds ruled. “I think speed is more important than niceties.”

The initiative, approved by voters in November, reversed a law passed by the Montana Legislature that limited medical marijuana providers to three patients each. The onerous limit took effect Aug. 31 after a five-year court battle, forcing dispensaries across the state to shut down and leaving thousands of registered patients left out in the cold.

The Montana Cannabis Industry Association, authors of the initiative, intended for the three-patient limit to be ruled illegal immediately.

But, according to the Associated Press, “a last-minute flurry of activity between initiative sponsors and state officials resulted in two new sections being added to the measure, changing the numbering of the sections in the initiative.” The language  that laid out the effective dates of the various sections of the measure was not updated to reflect the final changes.

The Montana Cannabis Industry Association took their case to Reynolds, who had twice ruled to block the three-patient limit. Reynolds said the effective date issue was a clerical error.

The judge also noted that federal and state laws regarding marijuana remain in conflict. “We’re in a morass here,” he said. “Folks are speaking with their votes.”

Kate Cholewa, lobbyist for the Montana Cannabis Industry Association, was pleased with the ruling. “The people who work providing marijuana in Montana were, let’s face it, they were jerked around quite a bit,” she said. “They are somewhat used to it and very good at coming back.”

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Listen As Marshawn Lynch Narrates That Epic ‘Planet Earth II’ Iguana Run

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The greatest run ever witnessed on a grass field was performed by a beast. When he needed to dive deep within himself and harness the bestial fury within him, that’s exactly what Marshawn Lynch did.

If you’re even a casual fan of professional football, you recognize the run to which I’m referring. That would be former Seattle Seahawk Marshawn Lynch’s “Beast Quake” run in the 2011 NFC Wild Card Game against the New Orleans Saints. To quote the Indianapolis Colts linebacker, “That’s the greatest run I’ve ever seen.”

The clip above includes an interview from Lynch describing his memorable run. But that’s not the greatest run ever documented by a beast. That would instead be this clip from Planet Earth II, featuring an iguana escaping a valley of snakes. Because the internet is wonderful, a Reddit user synced the audio from Lynch’s interview with the Planet Earth II footage.

It’s stunning, it’s glorious, and most of all, it’s hilarious.

Watch as the iguana, running his favorite “Power” handoff, slips off tacklers from the would-be tacklers. Just when they think they’ve wrapped him, the iguana stays on his feet, churning those legs, until he pokes through. “Uh-oh, might be trouble,” the iguana’s thinking. But he stays up, as Tracy Porter—a real snake if you ask me—tries to bring him down. The iguana delivers a devastating stiff arm to Porter, causing him to collapse, ending his career (or something along those lines).

Without really knowing how he got there, the iguana found the end zone. Which in this case is not being eaten alive by snakes. Congratulations, iguana, on the best run and stiff arms the animal kingdom has ever seen.

 

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Did You Know That NBA Legend Phil Jackson Used Marijuana For Pain?

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New York Knicks President Phil Jackson made two admissions regarding marijuana Tuesday night: One about his personal use 47 years ago and the other, more importantly, about the league’s current culture.

Jackson, considered by many the greatest coach in league history, said that, like Golden State Warriors coach Steve Kerr, he used marijuana to treat back pain. Jackson, who missed the entire 1969-70 NBA season after having back surgery, admitted he used cannabis as a pain reliever at the time.

“I don’t know about its medicinal ability,” Jackson told CBS Sports. “I had back surgery, and the year I was off, I was smoking marijuana during that period of time. I think it was a distraction for me as much as a pain reliever. But I’ve never thought of it as ultimately a pain medication for that type of situation. I know ocular things, stomach, digestive issues and other things, I think it is regarded quite highly.

But it is his comments about the current status of the league that is most relevant.

“We’re in a situation that’s in flux,” Jackson continued. “We have states — Washington, D.C., Colorado — have legalized marijuana. Those are going to raise issues. We also have a testing regimen that we go through in the NBA, so we’re kind of in conflict with what is going to be the law. I see that as a matter of a decision that — I don’t know if we can equate it to gay marriage or whatever else, but it’s a decision that’s going to be made by our population at some point. They’re going to come out and make that decision for us, I think, instead of legislatures trying to make the decision. I think that we have tried to stop it in the NBA. I don’t think we have been able to stop it in the NBA. I think it still goes on and is still a part of the culture in the NBA. I think it is something that we either have to accommodate or figure out another way to deal with it.”

When one of the league’s most respected executives says that marijuana is “part of the culture of the NBA,” it speaks volumes.

Earlier this week, Kerr admitted to trying marijuana to help with back pain following surgery. He also said players should not be punished for using marijuana for medical use.

Former players are also speaking out in favor of cannabis instead of opiates. In a story for the Players’ Tribune earlier this year, former Chicago Bulls guard Jay Williams said he became addicted to painkillers following a motorcycle crash that ended his NBA career.

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Legal Marijuana Is Taking A Bite Out Of Beer Sales

Legal marijuana is taking a bite out of beer sales.

Research firm Cowen & Company analyzed beer sales in Colorado, Oregon and Washington — states where both recreational weed is legal and the craft beer movement prevalent. In those states, beer sales have “collectively underperformed” over the last two years.

“In adult-use cannabis markets, there are clear signs that cannabis is weighing on beer category trends,” according to Vivien Azer, managing director and senior research analyst for Cowen and Company. Azer also noted that  “mainstream beers are the biggest drag, while craft is also slowing. Imports look the most immune.”

Is there a direct correlation to marijuana?

“While (marijuana) retail sales opened up in these markets at different points of time, with all three of these states now having fully implemented a retail infrastructure, the underperformance of beer in these markets has worsened over the course of 2016,” Azer wrote.

“This is perhaps not surprising, given that U.S. government data for the states of CO, WA and OR all show consistent growth in cannabis incidence among 18-25 year olds,” Azer added, “coupled with declines in alcohol incidence (in terms of past month use).”

Although the sales of craft beer have slowed, the “biggest drag” is on mainstream brands, with economy beer volumes down 2.4 percent and premium domestic volumes (including Bud Light and Coors Light) down 4.4 percent.

The beer-to-bud shift is most noticeable in the Denver metropolitan area, where beer volumes dipped by 6.4 percent. Government data demonstrates that 18 to 25 year-olds have increased cannabis use while decreasing its alcohol use.

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This Is What Happens When You Do A Mannequin Challenge With Guns

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As we’ve noted, the Mannequin Challenge is a very good meme that we’ve enjoyed seeing everyone from Paul McCartney to Michelle Obama to a bunch of cute 4-year-old kids try. Also caught up in the craze were a group of gun-owning Alabamans, who shared a Facebook video of themselves doing the challenge while holding a variety of handguns in a frozen drive-by shooting pose.

The good news for the crew is that their video was a minor hit, racking up a reported 80,000 views on Facebook and most likely tens of thousands more on other social media networks. The bad news is the clip lead to an investigation by the Madison County Sheriff’s Office, which ended in the arrests of two men and the seizure of weapons and marijuana.

AL.com reports that Kenneth Fennell White, 49, and Terry Brown, 23, were arrested early Tuesday morning. White has been charged with is charged with first-degree possession of marijuana and possession of a firearm by a violent felon, and Brown has been charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and loitering (once he was in jail, officers found marijuana in his clothing, so they tacked on a charge of promoting prison contraband).

“At 5:02 this morning,” Capt. Mike Salomonsky said at a press conference. “The Madison County Sheriff’s Office SWAT team, the City of Huntsville Police Department SWAT team, and also ATF were present when we executed the search warrant at that residence.”

Salomonsky also confirmed that his office began investigating after seeing the video. “You have a lot of people with firearms at one address,” he said. “And you have to ask yourself the question, ‘Why?’ and the second question you have to ask yourself: is it a public safety issue?”

It should be noted that the group’s video did not include Rae Sremmurd’s “Black Beatles,” which in addition to being one of the best songs of the year is also the unofficial soundtrack to the Mannequin Challenge. Perhaps that was the source of their bad luck.

Visualize The News: Bob Dylan Curves Nobel Prize Again, Kylie Jenner Starts War On Christmas

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Within our hyper-accelerated news culture, it can be tough to keep up with everything. But maintaining an informed populace remains vital to our culture. So for those stories that don’t quite need your undivided attention, we’re helping you digest stuff with GIFS, pics, and whatever qualifies as a quick fix. Remember: Knowing is half the battle. The other half: Laughing at funny memes. 

Bob Dylan Friend Zones Nobel Prize

Watching the Nobel Prize committee’s continued courting of Bob Dylan, you wish they’d realized they were in the friend zone. But they have not and Dylan keeps teasing the prestigious award committee, leaving little breadcrumbs that maybe, alternately, possibly he’ll bestow them with his presence, and give them the honor they deserve.

The latest: Dylan still will not attend the ceremony, but has now submitted a speech to be read as his acceptance.

Sigh. You’re better than this, Nobel Prize committee. In addition, Patti Smith will now perform a special arrangement of Dylan’s 1963 record “A Hard Rain’s a-Gonna Fall.” The arrangement will fill also feature Royal Philharmonic Orchestra with Swedish conductor Hans Ek.

However, we at The Fresh Toast would like to share an exclusive excerpt of Dylan’s acceptance speech. A high-placed source sent this to us by underwater walrus mail. Here is a small sampling of what Dylan prepared for the Nobel Prize committee.


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Kyle Jenner Declares War on Christmas

Now this is an example of our prestigious literal journalism here at Visualize The News. We bring you the story other outlets who have much better things to do won’t. Like how much Kylie Jenner hates Christmas.

We know, we know. It’s a slight on humanity what she did there. Don’t worry, the internet rose up and did what it always does: aggressively target microscopic causes against celebrities who don’t care about them.

A normal investigative enterprise team would stop there, but Visualize The News doesn’t stop there. Move over, Spotlight. Your time in the—(don’t let him say spotlight, don’t let him say spotlight)—limelight is over.

Because what we discovered here at VTN was that Kylie Jenner’s war on Christmas started long ago on an underground program called Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Don’t believe us? Look at these clips.


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You can’t see him, but off-screen is Billy Bob Thornton. But Kylie can only see him as his Bad Santa character. Which means Kylie only sees a drunk, shitty Santa Claus that she wants to punch in the throat.

Case in point: Kylie Jenner hates Santa Claus.


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In the above clip, she’s looking at Christmas trees, fantasizing about burning all the evergreens in the planet.


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As everyone knows Pinkberry is the catnip for elves. The callous carelessness with which she treats such an elvish delicacy—to steal the words from her mouth—is literally repulsive. If only she knew the damage she was doing to the elves with such a sentiment. Stop attacking Christmas, Kylie. Hasn’t your family done enough?

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Donald Trump and the No Good, Very Bad, Windy Day

Unless it isn’t clear, Donald Trump has taped—as in like Scotch tape—his tie together. Maybe that explains his hair.

 

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Let’s Talk About Florida’s $1 Billion Medical Marijuana Market

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Florida is destined to become one of leading medical marijuana markets in the United States, generating more than $1 billion in sales within the next three years, according to the latest report from New Frontier Data and Arcview Market Research.

The latest portrait of the U.S. cannabis industry shows the Sunshine State will easily grow to the second largest medical marijuana state by 2020. This means of all the cannabis being sold in the 28 states that have legalized it for therapeutic use, Florida alone will hold a whopping 14 percent of the market share.

Interestingly, the rapid pulse of the marketplace, estimated to swell by 140 percent once medical marijuana is finally available, is largely due to Florida being home to the largest percentage of senior citizens (65 and older) in the nation, a prime demographic with respect to individuals living with health conditions for which marijuana can provide relief.

When voters approved United for Care’s Amendment 2 in the November election, legalizing a full-scale medical marijuana program, it created enormous opportunity for the cannabis industry. The language of the law allows the participation of patients with a wide variety of health issues, ranging from cancer to just about any other condition, as long as a licensed physician believes the herb could do some good.

One of the latest snippets of research from the New York University School of Medicine indicates the older generation, specifically Baby Boomers, could be one of the largest customer bases for the medical marijuana industry. The study, which was published earlier this week in the journal Addiction, finds that people 50 and older are increasingly more apt to embrace the use of marijuana for its medicinal properties.

Although Florida’s Amendment 2 is set to become law at the beginning of 2017, it is expected to be at least another year before the state is prepared to launch the program.

Let’s face it – state officials do not exactly have a reputation for being expeditious in these types of situations. It took them well over a year to get the regulatory affairs in order just to roll out a simple low-THC program for patients with cancer and epilepsy.

Nevertheless, once the program does finally get up and running, it will undoubtedly bring about the creation of thousands of new jobs and vastly contribute to the state’s over economic foundation – a benefit that many other states with legal marijuana are set to experience, as well.

The report predicts the entire scope of the national marijuana market will be worth more than $21 billion by 2020, as long as President-elect Donald Trump’s selection for U.S. Attorney General doesn’t stop the cultivation and sale of cannabis dead in its tracks.

So, Chris Pratt Possibly Ate Off Your Plate When He Was A Server

Andy Dwyer didn’t happen overnight. In fact, Chris Pratt was so broke and hungry when he moved to Hollywood that, like most struggling actors, he waited tables for extra cash. And along with waiting tables ultimately came eating scraps off of other people’s plates.

On a recent episode of  “The Graham Norton Show,” Mr. Anna Farris described the day a woman came in for lunch and how he sweet talked her into ordering a big Porterhouse, because he knew she wouldn’t be able to eat the entire thing. He was right, but he couldn’t have predicted the stunning turn of events that led him to an early Christmas.

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