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Epic FB Thread Proves Oregonians Are Terrified Of Pumping Their Own Gas

Some people in Oregon are not happy that they must now join 49 other states (get with it, New Jersey) in being allowed to pump their own gas. Not only that, they seem to be downright terrified over the prospect of getting out of their cars. They can’t seem to wrap their heads around the Wes Craven-like terrors that await them, like gas fumes, lurking transients and kidnappers. Oregon: so progressive in passing marijuana legislation, but not gas pumping.

KTVL news in Medford, Oregon, posted on their Facebook page a story letting residents of rural counties know they’d be allowed to pump their own gas starting January 1, and for some, it was the worst news they had ever heard. This string is an epic one, so clear everything you had planned today and dig in. It’s pure gold.

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Comments include:

“I don’t even know HOW to pump gas and I am 62, native Oregonian…..I say NO THANKS! I don’t want to smell like gasoline!”

“Not a good idea, there are lots of reason to have an attendant helping, one is they need a job too. Many people are not capable of knowing how to pump gas and the hazards of not doing it correctly. Besides I don’t want to go to work smelling of gas when I get it on my hands or clothes. I agree Very bad idea.”

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“Disabled, seniors, people with young children in the car need help. Not to mention getting out of your car with transients around and not feeling safe too. This is a very bad idea. Grrr”

“Attendant-pumped gas is one of those long-time Oregon things, like no sales tax, that has always made this state unique. Native Oregonians are proud to be different from the rest of the country – and to not stink like gasoline all day after a fill-up.”

“It is a tradition in our state. It is just what we do. If you don’t like, don’t move here, then you can keep pumping your own gas. We are not lazy or privileged…we are just traditionalist. ”

The world clapped back in a big way. Here are just a few highlights. Grab your popcorn, kids.

So, why can’t Oregonians pump their own gas? There’s a policy that lists 17 reasons, including fire hazard, lack of institutional control and airborne toxins. Many of the reasons are just downright head-shakers, like self-service contributing to unemployment, and station attendants not being able to see customers when the weather is bad.

Ironically, Oregon’s motto is Alis volat propriis, “She Flies With Her Own Wings”. Surely, she can also pump her own gas.

Inside California-Based MedMen’s Unique Ad Campaign

The largest retailer of legal cannabis in Southern California has spent $750,000 on an innovative ad campaign that is making a big splash in the region. The deep-pocketed retailer hopes to shine a light on the modern cannabis consumer with its campaign called “Faces.”

“This isn’t about stoner culture,” Medmen CMO B.J. Carretta told Adweek. “We want everyone to see that there are plenty of uses for cannabis and CBD, and that it’s super relatable no matter who you are or where you come from.”

The ‘Faces’ campaign features a diverse selection of actual customers with the simple message “It’s Legal.” According to Adweek, MedMen is wrapping the famous Whisky a Go Go nightclub on the Sunset Strip with a number of ads.

“The ads feature actual MedMen West Hollywood patients, and the message, of course, is to show the diversity of people who use marijuana and marijuana products,” MedMen Vice President of Corporate Communications Daniel Yi told mg Retailer.

“This is not some secret club,” Yi said. “These are mom and dads, grandparents, professionals, artists, nine-to-fivers … a cross-section of our society. As the largest legal marijuana retailer in California, we wanted to get that mainstream message out to the broadest audience possible.”

The unique ad campaign was created by a small team inside the MedMen company. According to AdWeek:

MedMen had been searching for outdoor space in various cities around the region in the run-up to Jan. 1. As cannabis marketers often learn, making media buys proved difficult even if the creative itself tries to bust stereotypes. There are legal restrictions on such advertising, along with a continuing stigma as the legal pot industry tries to establish its own brands and mirror traditional consumer packaged goods marketing.

“We had a really big potential space near the 405, and we were all the way down to negotiations,” Carretta said, “and somebody changed their mind.”

“The growth potential is great,” Carretta told AdWeek, “and the advertising side, no matter the hurdles, is an investment for us and we’re all in. But we’re writing this book as we go here.”

California rules limit cannabis advertising, so retailers are forced to find creative ways to reach potential consumers.

Puppy Pilates Is A New Workout Trend The World Desperately Needs

All the animals on the planet were already taken for yoga (see: bunny yoga, goat yoga, horse yoga, cat yoga), so a fitness studio in North Carolina, had the brilliant idea to use puppies in their Pilates class. Because who doesn’t love puppies?

It’s a rather genius idea. The puppies don’t actually belong to the Cisco Pilates studio and the class is certainly not BYOP — all the little scamps are up for adoption through the local animal shelter.

Proceeds from the $10 class go directly to the Asheville chapter of the Humane Society. And not only that, but adoption fees are also waived for any puppy adopted during Pilates.

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Initially, there were only two fundraising classes, but the demand was so high, it appears the studio is offering Pilates With Puppies as an on-going class.

On her website, owner Alexis Miller writes:

We had our second class in December 2017, and it sold out so quickly that we added another class on the same date. We will continue this awesome fundraiser class about once a month, or when we can secure puppies and the space at AHS.

One Instagram user commented, “I literally can’t yoga for my life. But I’ll just lay there and wear a blanket of puppies.” Nailed it.

This NBA Coach Is A Proponent Of California’s Legalized Marijuana

With the new year brings new changes, including California becoming the sixth state with legalized recreational marijuana sales. As California boasts the largest population among the states, the new policy’s impact will have widespread ripples.

Many within California have voiced opinions from expected and unexpected sources. Among those were Golden State Warriors head coach Steve Kerr, who voiced his positive approval.

“I’m a proponent of it,” Kerr told media after practice Tuesday. “I do feel strongly that [marijuana] is a much better option than some of the prescription drugs, and I know that it’s helping a lot of people, which is great.”

Kerr previously revealed that he had tried using medical marijuana to relieve pain in his back, caused by complications following surgeries. At the time, he said marijuana ultimately didn’t work for him. He also spoke out against prescription drugs like Vicodin and OxyContin, saying those produced “worse” results.

“If you’re an NFL player, in particular, and you got lot of pain, I don’t think there’s any question that pot is better for your body than Vicodin,” Kerr said then. “And yet, athletes everywhere are prescribed Vicodin like it’s Vitamin C, like it’s no big deal. And there’s like this perception in our country that over-the-counter drugs are fine but pot is bad. Now, I think that’s changing.”

California joins Colorado, Washington, Oregon, Alaska, and Nevada in permitting the sale of recreational marijuana. Maine and Massachusetts voted to legalize recreational usage but have yet to roll out sales.

Meghan Markle Has Chosen A Maid Of Honor For Her Wedding

Several sources including US Weekly claim that Meghan Markle wants to break British tradition and have a maid of honor in her wedding party.

While this may seem like no big deal, royal weddings are very British, adhering to their traditions and culture, since an entire country is zealously overlooking and analyzing everything they do. These weddings typically have a chief bridesmaid. 

Via Elle Magazine:

“While it is very much a British wedding, expect a few American touches too. She’s not picked a chief bridesmaid, she’s chosen a maid of honour.”

While the maid of honor’s name hasn’t been released yet, Elle Magazine has a shortlist of the possible women who’ll take this spot, including Markle’s stylist Jessica Mulroney, and actresses such as Priyanka Chopra and Suits co-star Sarah Rafferty. Most people believe that Prince Harry’s best man will be Prince William.

Reuters estimates that the royal wedding will produce around 680 million dollars for the British, from tourism, traveling and hotels, providing a significant boost to their economy. Sigh.

Vermont Voted For Legal Marijuana Last Night, Despite Jeff Sessions

Vermont made history last night by becoming the first state in the US to legalize recreational cannabis use and cultivation for adults 21 and over by legislature rather than the traditional ballot method. The vote came in at 81 to 63 and legal weed will go into effect in July.

The vote took place mere hours after Attorney General Jeff Sessions rescinded the Cole Memo—an Obama-era policy that kept the Feds out of state-compliant grows and pot shops.

Happily, it’s onward and upward for Vermont. Even with Republicans trying to delay the vote to the 15th to further discuss youth usage and drugged driving, VT lawmakers carried on, according to The Burlington Free Press.

Vermont will soon be the ninth state to have legalized recreational marijuana for adult use, once the State Senate approves the measure. Last night Vermont listened to their constituents rather than a madman out for his pound of flesh and they are to be praised, as pointed out by Marijuana Policy Project:

“We applaud lawmakers for heeding the calls of their constituents and taking this important step toward treating marijuana more like alcohol,” said Matt Simon, New England policy director for MPP.

New Jersey is poised to be the next state to legalize recreational cannabis via legislature with Phil Murphy  ready to take the governor’s office. After years of Chris Christie doing everything he could to complicate the state’s medical program, it will be beyond a breath of fresh air for the Garden State.

And though the implications of Sessions’ actions against cannabis are reprehensible, it’s important to stay steady as she goes, as demonstrated so beautifully by the state of Vermont.

High Praise: Cannabis Churches Proliferate As States Ease Access

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Services at the Coachella Valley Church begin and end with the Lord’s Prayer.

In between, there is the sacrament.

“Breathe deep and blow harder,” intoned Pastor Grant Atwell after distributing small marijuana joints to 20 worshipers on a recent Sunday afternoon. “Nail the insight down, whether you get it from marijuana or prayer. Consider what in your own life you are thankful for.”

A middle-aged man wearing a “Jesus Loves You” baseball cap piped up. “Thank you, God, for the weed,” he called out. “I’m thankful for the spirit of cannabis,” a woman echoed from the back. “I am grateful to be alive,” said another young woman, adding that she had recently overdosed — on what, she did not say — for the third time.

The small room, painted black and gold and decorated with crosses and Rastafarian symbols, filled with pungent smoke after an hour-long service of Christian prayers, self-help slogans and inspirational quotes led by Atwell, a Campbell, Calif. massage therapist and photographer.

Despite its mainstream Christian trappings, the Coachella Valley Church describes itself as a Rastafarian church, something that’s tough to define. Rastafari is a political and religious movement that originated in Jamaica. Combining elements of Christianity, pan-Africanism and mysticism, the movement has no central authority. Adherents use marijuana in their rituals.

The church’s leaders say they believe that religious freedom laws give them the right to offer marijuana to visitors without a doctor’s recommendation — and without having to abide by any other regulations. Some courts and local authorities beg to differ.

The Proliferation Of Cannabis Churches

As more states ease access to marijuana, churches that offer pot as a sacrament are proliferating, competing with medical marijuana dispensaries and even pot shops in the few states that have legalized recreational weed. While some of them claim Rastafari affiliation, others link themselves to Native American religious traditions.

The churches are vexing local officials, who say that they’re simply dispensaries in disguise, skirting the rules that govern other marijuana providers, such as requirements to pay taxes.

In California, which legalized medical marijuana in 1996 and, as of New Year’s Day, now allows sales of recreational marijuana, churches tied to marijuana use have recently popped up in Oakland, Roseville, Modesto, San Diego County, Orange County, Los Angeles County and the Southern California desert city of Coachella (no connection to the San Jose church). A few have been shut down by law enforcement.

“I’m not going to say they’re not churches, but to the extent that they’re distributing marijuana, they’re an illegal dispensary, in my view,” said San Jose City Attorney Rick Doyle. Doyle has requested a permanent legal injunction to stop the Coachella Valley Church from providing marijuana, and a court hearing is scheduled for Jan. 22. He recently got a court order to shut down operations of a similar church, the Oklevueha Native American Church of South Bay, he said.

Nationally, such churches have opened in Indiana, where marijuana remains illegal, and Michigan, where medical marijuana is allowed. Even in Colorado, which legalized pot in 2012, the “International Church of Cannabis” is testing the limits of state and city rules on consuming marijuana in public.

Marijuana churches typically require people to purchase a membership, then give or sell them marijuana and related products. They may ask for ID such as a driver’s license, but don’t require a doctor’s recommendation or medical marijuana identification card.

Court Ruling Opened The Door

They’re relying on court rulings that made it possible for some groups, including Native Americans, to use federally banned drugs like peyote in their religious ceremonies. (A coalition of Native American churches has disavowed Oklevueha churches that claim marijuana as their sacrament.)

Despite these rulings, courts have thus far rejected religious groups’ right to use marijuana, which is still illegal at the federal level, according to Douglas Laycock, a University of Virginia Law School professor specializing in religious liberty issues.

“Marijuana churches have brought religious liberty claims for years, and they have always lost,” said Laycock. “Marijuana is a huge recreational drug, and a religious exception … would make enforcement nearly impossible. So the courts have always found a compelling government interest in marijuana enforcement.”

Yet, Laycock said, as more states legalize marijuana, courts may regard marijuana churches’ rights more favorably.

“Legalization changes everything,” he said. “Religious use may not violate state law in some of these states. And if it does, legalizing recreational use but not religious use clearly discriminates against religion.”

Trouble Or Coachella Valley Church?

In California, however, the Coachella Valley Church may not be able to offer its potent sacrament for much longer.

The church operates in a 1925 San Jose mansion that formerly housed the Amsterdam’s Garden medical marijuana dispensary, which was shut down last year by San Jose city officials in a citywide crackdown on dispensaries.

City officials have determined that some of the people who ran Amsterdam’s Garden now operate the Coachella Valley Church, Doyle said.

‘Really Strong And Powerful’ Message

Church leaders at first agreed to be interviewed but then did not respond to subsequent emails from California Healthline. A man who was videotaping the recent Sunday service said the church opened in May. The man, who gave his name as Dryden Brite, also goes by Xak Puckett, and has been described in media reports as a former director of Amsterdam’s Garden.

“The message is really strong and powerful,” Puckett said of the church. “People are craving something new.”

He described the back room where marijuana products were sold to members as the church’s “gift shop,” then declined to answer further questions.

About half of the churchgoers left the black-and-gold worship room immediately after receiving their sacrament, with some heading straight to the gift shop to stock up.

Others remained to finish their joints and chitchat. The man sporting the “Jesus Loves You” cap lingered. He had brought along his dog, Spartan, and a shofar, a ram’s horn used in some Jewish ceremonies, which he blew loudly at the end of the service.

“Anytime the word of God is being preached, it’s a good thing,” said 57-year-old Mark, who declined to give his last name.

Marco, a 29-year-old veterinary technician from San Jose who also declined to give his last name, attended with his husband. He has a medical marijuana card and said marijuana helps him with bipolar disorder, depression and anxiety. He grew up Catholic and felt that the Roman Catholic Church disapproved of his sexual orientation and marijuana use.

“Honestly, this has been the most life-affirming church I’ve ever been to,” Marco said. “Here there are true believers in cannabis — if not the faith.”

Goodbye Cole Memo, Hello Uncertainty For Cannabis

It’s finally happening — Attorney General Jeff Sessions has rescinded the 2013 Cole Memo regarding federal enforcement in states that legalized cannabis. The Cole Memo, which came on the heels of marijuana legalization in Colorado and Washington back in 2012, set forth the Obama administration’s enforcement policies regarding state-legal marijuana.

It set out eight main enforcement directives that essentially allowed states to move forward with legalization so long as they had “robust” regulations to control undesirable side effects. In turn, cannabis operators who consistently complied with hardcore state marijuana regulations basically saw themselves as off-limits to the Feds because of the Cole Memo. Nonetheless, the Cole Memo did not legalize or decriminalize marijuana and marijuana remains federally illegal today.

With this imminent shift in enforcement policies from the Department of Justice (DOJ), the question now becomes what will future DOJ enforcement look like?

Where the Cole Memo basically relinquished marijuana enforcement to the states under certain conditions, rescission of the Cole Memo likely will mean that federal prosecutors in cannabis legal states will now be free to decide how aggressively they wish to enforce federal marijuana laws. This means that a U.S. attorney’s views on cannabis in a state where cannabis is legal will be critically important. It, therefore, behooves you — now more than ever — to familiarize yourself with the stances your particular U.S. attorney has regarding cannabis.

Though we do not foresee a return to high-level and consistent federal enforcement against cannabis — the DOJ lacks money and manpower to prosecute everyone — individual prosecutors may soon have sufficient means to target certain operators that get on their radar. Most U.S. attorneys though (especially in the leading cannabis legal states) will see going after cannabis as political suicide and view themselves as having bigger fish to fry.

There will, however, likely be a ripple effect from this news. Namely, current access to banking, any tax reform progress, and investment are going to feel the chill of uncertainty and the threat of federal enforcement. Banks are only banking the cannabis industry because of a set of FinCEN guidelines from 2014 (and another DOJ memo on marijuana banking) that hinged on the Cole Memo. Banks are incredibly conservative and taking down the Cole Memo will almost certainly lead some banks to stop providing banking services to cannabis businesses. Institutional investors do not like this kind of uncertainty and we fear this will lead to a slowdown in cannabis investments, at least until we see how U.S. prosecutors handle the new enforcement protocol.

And what about the Rohrabacher-Blumenauer amendment? It’s still in play as valid federal law until January 19th, when it comes up for renewal. Be mindful though that the amendment applies only to states with medical cannabis; it does not provide any protection to adult use marijuana operators. Plus, that amendment has only served to protect medical cannabis operators in the 9th circuit based only on the McIntosh case.

Sessions’ move will increase confusion for both U.S. attorneys and states, but I have been representing cannabis businesses in California and Washington for eight years now and I am confident that western States like California, Colorado, Oregon, and Washington are not going to back down in the face of Jeff Sessions’ overzealous pursuit of his personal war on marijuana. Indeed, these (and other) states’ positions may ultimately speed up bonafide legal challenges that finally call into question in a real way the constitutionality of marijuana’s current scheduling and states’ rights to legalize and be left alone.

Stay tuned.

Hilary Bricken is an attorney at Harris Bricken, a law firm with lawyers in Seattle, Portland, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Barcelona, and Beijing. This story was originally published on the Canna Law Blog

How Marijuana Can Interfere With And Disrupt Leukemia Cells

Leukemia, is the blanket term for the four different types of cancer found in bone marrow and blood cells. There are roughly 200,000 U.S. cases per year and typically found in adults over the age of 55, but also found in children under the age of 15.

While chemotherapy and other treatments are available, a recent study not only proves that that cannabinoids are anticancer agents, but that there are six different cannabinoids (the chemical compounds found in cannabis plant) that have anticancer effects on leukemia cells specifically.

Dr. Wai Lui an oncologist and his team of researchers at the Department of Oncology at St. George’s, University London discovered that these cannabinoids were able to interfere and disrupt the development of cancerous cells. They also noted that in certain cases, when using specific dosage patterns, these six cannabinoids have the ability to destroy cancer cells on their own.

So What Does This Mean?

Let’s break this down. Dr. Liu and his team tested these six pure cannabinoids–cannabidiol (CBD), cannabidiolic acid (CBDA), cannabigerol (CBG), cannabigerolic acid (CBGA), cannabigevarin (CBGV), and cannabigevaric acid (CBGVA)–on lab-grown leukemia cells. They were tested individually as well as collectively in select groups.

They found that each of the six cannabinoid examined presented anti-cancer properties as effective as those seen in THC. Most importantly, they noted that these effects were even more powerful when the cannabinoids were grouped together.

Dr. Lui’s research also revealed that these six cannabinoids had the ability to “target and switch off pathways” that allow cancers to grow.

This entire report is good news for patients, because it shows that cannabinoid in its purest form has the ability to fight leukemia cells. Plus, the cannabidiol is the non-psychoactive compound found in marijuana, so there’s no high.


5 Ways To Keep Sex Interesting In A Long-Term Relationship

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When relationships begin, bad sex is the least of the couple’s concerns. Things get more complicated once the pair’s been together for a while and routine sets in.

People involved in long-term relationships have to manage their time well, splitting time between sex, work, and life’s other responsibilities. While one half of the couple may be interested in having more sex, the other could be more focused on work and other day-to-day activities. Psychology Today believes that sex grows complicated when long-term couples engage in power struggles, something that’s bound to happen at some point. If the couple is too close, then the sex won’t be inventive and fresh. If the couple is too distant then the sex will lack intimacy.

While this all sounds like bad news, there are ways of battling these complications.

Check out 5 ways that’ll help you keep sex hot when engaged in a long-term relationship: 

Try To Discover Your Partner Every Time 

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There’s always room to discover new things and traits about your partner, even if you’ve been having sex with each other for a long time. Don’t be afraid to try new things and explore with sex; you may discover something that you enjoy.

Respect Each Other’s Individuality

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Try not to control every aspect of your partner and respect the differences that you have. By doing this, you won’t waste your energy on pointless things and will start to see your partner as an individual apart from you and your relationship.

There’s Always Time

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While life tends to get in the way of things, don’t buy into that excuse where there’s not enough time for sex, because there always is. If you don’t want to have sex, think about the reason why and have a conversation with your partner.

Don’t Be Afraid Of Requesting Things

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Avoid complaining. If there’s something that you don’t like about your sex life then discuss it openly. If you want to try something new, then ask for it. This will build up trust between you and your partner and will make for much more entertaining and fresh sex.

Commit To Your Partner

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You should feel safe when requesting things and so should your partner. Make it clear to them that you can always talk, and that you’re down to do whatever they want to do as long as you feel comfortable with it.

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