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Coconut-Orange Cannabis Vegan ‘Egg’ Cream Will Satisfy All Cravings

In some alternate reality, our grandparents could have parked at one of those 1950s pharmacy/soda shoppes and ordered this very drink, with cannabis and all. Instead, we have to recreate this lost art and speculate on what could have been. Hand mixed sodas are for more than mixing with cocktails. They’re standalone treats that create sensory experiences and memories.

Egg Creams and Creamsicles are two hugely popular lunch counter drinks. One day I mixed the two ideas and haven’t looked back since. An Egg Cream is like a creamy soda, usually done with vanilla syrup, milk, and seltzer or club soda, a New York classic. This is just one ingredient away from a Creamsicle which is vanilla, orange, and milk.

The coconut version of a traditional dairy Egg Cream was born when trying to create a ‘from scratch’ coconut rum and cola, on duty at a tiki bar. It’s many iterations, including this creamy treat came about for patrons looking to skip alcohol for a round. When I made it for myself I snuck in a shot of weed tincture. It’s a foamy, bubbly, naturally sweet, with a velvety flavor that you will want to revisit.

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Coconut Egg Cream, Orange Creamsicle Variation

Danielle Guercio 2012

  • 8 oz Fresh Orange Juice
  • 1 can Coconut Milk
  • ½ cup Sugar
  • Vanilla Extract
  • 1 oz Cannabis Glycerin Tincture*
  • Seltzer
  • Ice

First, whip up some coconut cream by heating up one can of coconut cream with ½ cup sugar. Try not to overheat, simmer for 30 minutes until reduced. Remove from heat and stir in Vanilla and cannabis tincture. Put anything you don’t use in a squeeze bottle and refrigerate for coffee, cocktails, or on cereal, desserts, pancakes.

Photos by Danielle Guercio

To make Egg Cream:

Put 2 oz fresh orange juice and 1 oz coconut cream in a cocktail shaker, seal tins and dry shake. Crack open tins and add ice, shake again until outside of tin is frosty. Open tins and strain mixture over ice in a tall glass, top with soda, try to make as long of a pour as possible for extra foam. Garnish with an Orange Peel and straw.

Photos by Danielle Guercio

If you do want to add booze, I highly suggest something light like sake or soju. This way you won’t overpower the delicate flavor combo, and won’t interfere with the weed too much by downing a full serving of alcohol.

Something less spirituous like Nigori Sake you can use up to 3 oz, just shake with the juice/cream. White rum would be another good choice, but being stronger you’ll want to keep it at 1 oz max for optimal taste balance.

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*To make Glycerin Cannabis tincture:

In an oven safe container double sealed with foil, decarboxylate 3.5 grams finely ground cannabis at 225 degrees Fahrenheit. Put cannabis in a mason jar or vacuum sealed bag, pour over 2 oz vegetable Glycerin and seal tightly. Place in a water bath at just under boiling for 1 hour. Strain and keep contents in a sterilized container. Stores indefinitely in freezer.

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You will probably make at least two more of these, hence the batched coconut cream. Whether you keep it virgin or want to add a splash of strong, this will surprise you with it’s simple elegance. Orange needs a new reputation, so let’s make orange juice again.

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The Fresh Toast NW Launch In Seattle

Not many people can decline a party invitation to help kick off a lifestyle/entertainment site with a side of cannabis. And while some likely expected deep fried mozzarella sticks and a big screen showing of Super Troopers on a loop, this was a classy affair.

Upwards of 250 guests (check out our Flickr album) were treated to Dry Soda Toasties, Glass Vodka martinis and specialty cocktails as they snacked on grilled PB&J, deviled eggs and a variety of other comfort foods provided by the Coterie Worklounge.

Editor-in-Chief Kelly Barbieri flew in from the NYC office for the event, as did our “Texas Bureau” (a.k.a. writer Brendan Bures, who’s located in Austin, TX).

The line-up of guests was impressive: Seattle City Attorney Peter Holmes; Robby London,writer and producer of He-Man and the Masters of the Universe; Former Patriot and Seahawks player Lawyer Milloy; Amy and Dan Nordstrom; Sean Miller, Managing Partner of Origins; Jody Hall of  Cupcake Royale and Goodship; former President of US Bank, Ken Kirkpatrick and his wife Sasa; cocktail and lifestyle guru Kathy Casey; MJBA founder David Rheins; chef Jonathan Zimmer; Lissa Gruman of Gruman PR; and Butter London founder Sasha Muir.

At the launch, Founder-Publisher JJ McKay announced The Fresh Toast syndication with Sun Valley’s Weekly Sun, Pioneer News Media, Seattle Magazine, WhiskeyWash.com, and The New Tropic. He also announced a content partnership with IndieFlix, where TFT readers will get a complimentary weekly show from the online streaming service.

(Interesting note: during the party, IndieFlix was actually filming an episode of their new mockumentary called Grow Op. Look for The Fresh Toast to be featured in an upcoming episode!)

A special thank you to our event sponsors: The Goodship, American Baked Co., Pop! Gourmet, Talking Rain, Glass Vodka and Dry Soda Company, Origins, Diego Pellicer, Vela, Magic Kitchen, The Everygrey, The Coterie Worklounge, MJBA. Silver Scout, Radford Creative.

Rebirth Trade ‘Son of Superman’ Is Great For Hardcore Fans And Newbies Alike

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In the coming weeks, DC will be unleashing the first volumes of Rebirth trade paperbacks, and currently available is my favorite superhero’s book Superman: Son of Superman. Collecting the Superman Rebirth One Shot and issues Nos. 1-6, this book is well worth the price tag. It also presents an excellent jumping on point for new readers, or old readers that just couldn’t get into the New 52.

Starting with the Superman Rebirth One Shot, you get this great introduction of a Superman we’ve known forever. He’s old to us, but somewhat new to the current Prime Earth. He’s been hiding out, helping where he can in the shadows, while the younger Superman lives in the limelight. By showcasing his adventures with his family (wife Lois and son Jon) in the Superman: Lois and Clark book (we miss you Dean Cain), we get a personal glimpse into his life beyond the cape. However, the younger Superman is dead, and after meeting up with the New Earth’s Lana Lang, the older, more experienced Superman decides that to honor the fallen hero, he will don the red cape once more and become this world’s Superman.

Cover via DC Comics

He won’t be taking on this adventure alone though; Lois and Jon especially are huge parts of this book. Jon, being half Kryptonian and half human, is learning to control his powers with varying degrees of success. When a hawk attempts to scoop up Lois’s cat Goldie, Jon attempts to stop it by firing a blast of heat vision. He stops the hawk, but kills both it and Goldie in the process. Jon tries to hide this gaum from his parents, but Clark knew about Goldie’s fate. Following a scary visit from Batman and Wonder Woman, Clark and Jon take a trip up to the Arctic to rescue a Coast Guard submarine that’s been trapped in the ice. Moments after being freed, it is then attacked by a giant squid-like creature (this kind of stuff happens all the time in the Coast Guard—join up today!). Clark gives Jon the confidence to use his heat vision and assists him in defeating the creature.

But who was behind the creature’s attack? It was none other than an old 90’s Superman villain the Eradicator, making his Prime Earth debut! Superman and family run afoul of the Eradicator on a trip to the Fortress of Solitude. He senses Jon’s human DNA and wishes to eradicate it, in favor of his pure Kryptonian genome.

The Kents (alias: Smiths) are now on the run from the Eradicator. During a chase that leads them to the moon, they learn that Eradicator is powered by Kryptonian souls that he’s gobbled up over the years. Hiding out in Batman’s Lunar Batcave, The Eradicator catches up with them and swallows Superman. Lois dons the Hellbat armor and she and Jon fight Eradicator to a standstill. This gives Supes enough time to convince the souls trapped within Eradicator to hop inside his mouth for a change.

This depowers Eradicator and empower Supes. He escapes from the belly of the beast and pounds the bad guy into the lunar surface with a 10-megaton explosion. With Eradicator destroyed, Superman releases the Kryptonian souls out into the ether. Superman then properly introduces Jon to Batman and Wonder Woman. Batman is a little sour, due to the $10 billion repair bill on the Lunar Batcave. Still, Superman dubs Jon his Superboy and we get our happy ending.

With an excellent story by Peter J. Tomasi and Patrick Gleason, on top of the incredible artwork by Patrick Gleason and Doug Mahnke, this book makes for the perfect reintroduction of the Man of Steel. Action packed, but filled with great character moments that leave you with chill bumps, this is the Superman book we’ve been waiting for. Luckily, for fans, our wait is over.

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Happy Birthday Beer Can! Crack Open A Cold One

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In life, there are only a few sounds that just about everyone on the planet recognizes. They are as follows: the sound of a toilet flushing, the beeping sound of a big truck backing up and the opening of a fresh, cold can of beer.

You can picture it now, I bet. You can hear the crisp Pssshhhhhhhhhtttt! You can see the little bit of liquid splish-splash, dance mid-air and land on your fingers. At some point today (not at work, gosh!), take a can, look at it, admire it and OPEN IT to celebrate the 82nd birthday of the first canned beer going on sale this day in 1935.

In conjunction with the American Can Company, the Gottfried Krueger Brewing Company sent out 2,000 cans of beer to quaffers in Richmond, VA to a whopping 91% approval rating. Hey, that beer should have run for public office! Maybe there’s still time?

The warm welcome for the cold beer can inspired more production and now, according to Statistic Brain (and who wouldn’t trust them?!), 67 billion cans are consumed each year in the U.S. Or, to think of it another way, you could reach the moon 20 times over if you stacked all the beer cans consumed in America each year. Take that Neil Armstong!

So cheers to you, beer lover. And cheers to the beer can. You did it! No one ever thought you’d see 75 and now look at you, 82! Yay! Pssshhhhhhhhhtttt!

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What You Need To Know About This Cat With A Dinosaur Haircut

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In Maha Sarakham, Thailand, tons are cats are strolling around with haircuts that make them look like dinosaurs, if the owner of one pet grooming salon is to believed. A video posted to YouTube shows a cat with its sides shaved and ridges carved along its spine to make it appear like a stegosaurus.

“I’m the owner of a pet shop and groomers, this is one of the most fashionable cat hair styles,” the video’s poster wrote on YouTube.

While we can’t independently verify the owner’s claims, we like to imagine that it’s true and that there are thousands of dino-cats running around the streets of Maha Sarakham. We also hope the trend someday extends to dogs and other fury pets.

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Beyond Baller: Take A Look Inside A Luxe $250 Million House

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Ever wonder what a home that costs a quarter of a billion dollars look like? Well, now you can take a look inside of one thanks to Tri-Blend Media and Bloomberg.

The Bel Air mega-mansion is 38,000 square feet, and has 12 bedrooms, 21 baths, a 40-seat home theater, and a four-lane bowling alley. The property also includes millions of dollars worth of fancy cars, a deactivated helicopter used on a TV series in the 1980s, and 12 motorcycles.

“It just reeks of quality and looks absolutely spectacular,” developer Bruce Makowsky told Bloomberg. “It gives you the feeling you can only get if you go to heaven.”

The home’s art also reeks; the decorations include a chainsaw with its blade replaced with Rolls Royce hood ornaments, an onyx stone sculpture of an Hermès Birkin handbag, giant photos of Cher, jewel-encrusted guitars, a giant shiny replica of a Leica camera. There’s also something called a “champagne pinball machine,” a chrome-plated machine gun, and entire wall covered with candy dispensers.

“I just believe that if you build the very best, there will be a buyer,” Makowsky said.

“I understand how rich people want to live, because I’m very wealthy,” he added. “The right person is going to walk into this house and lose their mind.”

Watch a visual tour of the home below.

This Video Of A Frisbee Rolling Across An Ice Pond Is Mesmerizing

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Life is full of surprises. Every day, all sorts of things occur that defy our expectations, like Donald Trump becoming president or me watching a video of a frisbee miraculously rolling across an ice pond for 90 seconds without falling over.

“I filmed this while out skating on Great Pond in Cape Elizabeth, Maine,” Shea Gunther wrote on YouTube. “The disc moved entirely due to the wind.”

It’s hard to know exactly why the video is so mesmerizing. There’s something soothing about just watching a frisbee glide on its side across ice for a minute as Gunther and a friend skate behind and aside it. But there’s also the fact that it just keeps going, as if propelled by some ultimate-loving spirit. Once the video hit the 30 second mark you get the sense it might be CGI but nope, it’s just the wind. Amazing.

Say What? Farmers Have Been Feeding Their Livestock Skittles For Years

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Cows eating Skittles. It’s a thing.

The truth was uncovered recently after a truck carrying a load of red Skittles spilled all over the road in Dodge County, Wisconsin. The candy, it turns out, was intended for livestock.

WBAY reports that not just candy makers, but bakers often sell their rejects for cattle feed, because it’s a source of cheap carbs. And it’s been that way since 2012, when farmers couldn’t afford corn and needed a cheap way to feed their livestock.

For some cheap entertainment, read the comments under the Dodge County Sheriff’s Facebook post.

https://www.facebook.com/Dodge.Cty.Sheriff/posts/636612266527128

Some examples:
I’m not sure this would be good for cattle with all that awful artificial food coloring in it. Yuk.
Odd…so many worry about animals eating the same candy our kids eat.
I hope this is some kind of joke and you don’t really intend to feed that kind of crap they need to eat grass I’m [sic] not Skittles and you wonder what’s wrong with everybody why everyone sick all the time because the crap that you put in our bodies they put in our food common sense.

In other news, those hundreds of thousands of Skittles that were spilled were a lifesaver for drivers on the otherwise icy road.

Which East Coast States Want Legal Marijuana In 2017?

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It looks like the great American populous needs more legal marijuana in their lives as the East Coast is seeing more states are looking for recreational. Fortunately for those folks, there are now eight states that have legalized the leaf for recreational purposes, giving adults the freedom to get high without a serious health condition, with more jurisdictions all over the nation working to get into the game at some point this year.

Without a doubt, the new year always begins with a slew of lawmakers pushing for some level of cannabis reform in their neck of the woods. However, the majority of those proposals are preordained to be plopped into the dumpster before the end of the legislative session. Nevertheless, it is important for states to get a turtle into the race – even if that little rascal only has three legs.

Here is a brief synopsis of what is currently happening in grand scheme of legal marijuana in the United States, according to the International Business Times.

Connecticut:

Democratic Senate President Pro Tempore Martin Looney has introduced a bill intended to legalize a statewide recreational marijuana market. However, there is some resistance toward this reform coming from the Republicans and Governor Dannel Malloy.

Rhode Island:

State Senator Joshua Miller and State Representative Scott Slater have introduced a proposal called the “Cannabis Regulation, Control, and Taxation Act,” which aims to end marijuana prohibition statewide. Governor Gina Raimondo has said she would support a proposal of this magnitude “If I could get myself comfortable that we, the state, could legalize in a way that keeps people safe.”

New Hampshire:

State lawmakers are pushing to legalize marijuana in a manner similar to beer. There is also a proposal in the House that would create a marijuana research committee to study the impact of legalization in neighboring states.

New York:

Governor Andrew Cuomo does not believe pot offenders should be in jail. He recently made it part of his mission in 2017 to fix the state’s decriminalization law. “The illegal sale of marijuana cannot and will not be tolerated in New York State, but data consistently show that recreational users of marijuana pose little to no threat to public safety,” Cuomo said during his recent State of the State address.

Virginia:

Virginia Governor Terry McAuliffe, who gained national notoriety last year after a photo emerged of him sitting next to Willie Nelson and a jar of the singer’s own cannabis line “Willie’s Reserve,” says he would like to legalize medical marijuana in 2017. There is also a push in the State Legislature to eliminate the criminal penalties associated with small time pot possession.

South Carolina:

Lawmakers are working to legalize medical marijuana for patients suffering from health conditions ranging from cancer to PTSD. The state currently has a measly cannabis oil law that does not allow cultivation or distribution – forcing patients to break federal law by smuggling in the medicine from a legal state.

Missouri:

There is some action in Missouri to legalize the leaf for recreational and medicinal purposes. Bills have been filed in the state legislature aimed at expanding the state’s very restrictive medical marijuana program, while at least one voter initiative has already been approved for 2018.

Wisconsin:

Since the state has one of the most restrictive medical marijuana laws in the country, permitting patients the use of only cannabis extracts, state lawmakers are hoping to expand the program to make all forms of marijuana available.

Tennessee:

State Representative Jeremy Faison and Senator Steve Dickerson recently introduce a proposal aimed at giving patients with a variety of health conditions access to medical marijuana. The proposal, entitled Medical Cannabis Act of 2017, would give patients with around 12 serious health conditions access to the herb. But the state’s Republican domination feels the bill is a gateway to full legalization.

Texas:

Texas pot laws are some of the most ridiculous in the country. It is for this reason that lawmakers are pushing a decriminalization bill in the 2017 session. House Bill House Bill 81, which was introduced by State Representative Joe Moody, would make the offense a civil infraction, punishable with a $250 fine.

12 Things We Learned About Padma Lakshmi While She Destroyed A Hot Wing Challenge

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Top Chef co-host and professional sexy person Padma Lakshmi took a turn in the Hot Ones hot seat, testing her strength against 10 hot wings topped with hot sauce in ascending order of heat. As expected, she did it while looking amazing. Her eyes didn’t water once and she never blew her nose. Proof once and for all that she’s obviously a fembot.

While gracefully eating her wings and licking her fingers without irony, she offered up some interesting tidbits about herself, including:

1. She’s the only judge who eats every single thing on Top Chef.

2. She introduced the concept of the “bed picnic” — basically spending all day in bed eating and binging on TV. Of course, in Padma’s version, she’s not wearing mysteriously stained sweats.

3. She thinks restaurateur and guest judge Sam Nazarian had the worst table manners on set.

4. Her favorite Top Chef host city is Charleston, SC

5. The celebrity host she’s dying to have on the show: Alice Waters

6. Tom Colicchio’s most annoying habit: wearing his emotions on his face.

7. Her favorite part about filming Glitter was standing next to Mariah Carey while she sang a cappella.

8. She and Aziz Ansari are close friends. They come from the same ethnicity in India.

9. She’s also been friends with Chris Rock for 20 years.

10. She was in an episode of Star Trek: Enterprise.

11. She created a drink called Cranberry Draino to ease her digestive tract. It’s a combination of pure cranberry juice, fiber powder , green tea brewed hot then iced, and a Vitamin C packet.

12. Of all the testicles she’s eaten, she believes duck testicles have the best shot at becoming a mainstream menu item.

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