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Wasp Swarms And Poop: WTF Is Going On In This Little UK Town?

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Wasp Swarms And Poop: August 1 was a weird day for Wolverhampton, UK.

A woman called the West Midlands Police to report a shitty situation: Someone was leaving steamy presents in her yard.

“I don’t know whether I’m making a big fuss, I’ve been out outside to put rubbish in the containers and there’s been a lot of excreta in the garden and I’m wondering whether it’s dogs, or if it’s humans or what,” the woman says in the emergency dispatcher recording. “It is really making me feel sick. I don’t know whether I’m making a terrible fuss.”

Other disgruntled townspeople’s complaints from that day, according to the local newspaper Express & Star, included bad haircuts, broken clocks, too-loud ice cream truck music, and “two million wasps.”

Unfortunately, the police couldn’t make time to detain millions of wasps. “There are no criminal offenses we can arrest them for,” the dispatcher says in a tweet.

Other recent calls to the department include a standoff with a knife-wielding man on his roof and someone not Lovin’ It:

Apparently, this day wasn’t unique to the West Midlands Police. Dumb calls are a serious problem for the department’s crime-reporting phone line. “We take literally hundreds of spurious calls a month,” WM Police Head of Force Contact Chief Superintendent Jim Andronov told the Express & Star. Their message to people with nightmare bee swarms or poop-filled yards: Google it first.

Every Funny, Not-So-Serious Thing You Need To Know About Election 2016

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Most of Election 2016 has resembled a Groundhog Day scenario—but if the day we kept repeating became stranger and stranger. Thankfully this never-ending cycle will end tomorrow—yes, tomorrow—but that doesn’t make the journey here any less exhausting. To battle that fatigue, most turned to our common respite when staring into the void of absurdity. We turned to comedy.

No one possibly gave us more fodder for such laughs than Republican presidential Donald J. Trump. He reminded us of characters from both Futurama and The Big Lebowski. Trump influenced Stephen King to write a short story about him and Eminem to rap some freestyle bars.

His family also got in on the fun. Melania Trump was kind enough to grant us an interview. Trump’s son, Donald Trump Jr., dared us to stare into the face of death and wonder if Skittles really could kill you or not. Surprise on that one: They can’t! Then we all remembered how fun Skittles were again.

Not content to let the Trumps have all the fun, Hillary Clinton found ways both intentional and not to make us laugh. She allowed Zach Galifianakis ask her how it’d feel to be the first “girl” president. Let’s not forget her inspiring supporters to organize a “pantsuit power” flash mob. She also admitted to The Breakfast Club radio show that Death Row Records inspired her fashion for the debates.

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Oh the debates. Who could forget those debates (as much as we may want to). Unsurprisingly, Saturday Night Live loved the debates for the parody possibilities. Alec Baldwin debuted his Trump impression to rave reviews and continued to exploit his character through hot mic fiascos and battling sexual assault accusers. Tom Hanks also enjoyed getting in on the joke as “sweet, lil baby Trump” tried to rehabilitate his image.

The cast and writers at SNL weren’t the only one to enjoy poking fun during the debates. How else did you expect the rest of us to get through it? We gave you some tips to survive the debates, but leave it to the internet to construct more imaginative ways to cope.

While the first debate inspired everyone to plaster Snapchat filters on the candidates, the second debate featured Trump-Clinton karaoke jams and inspired classic film composer Danny Elfman to score a new film he made called “TRUMP STALKS HILLARY.” And who could forget our friend and comedian Weird Al Yankovic providing an auto-tune spoof?

Taking a break from the candidates, let’s not overlook the supporting acts of this election. Like that woman who drew peanut butter penises on 30 cars outside a Trump rally. Or the “nasty women.” Or #TacoTrucksOnEveryCorner (which Hillary thought “sounded absolutely delicious”). Or Ken Bone becoming an internet meme, exclusively sharing his diary with us, but then becoming not so fun when we learned he’s kind of a weird creep.

Sometimes though, Trump and Clinton found ways to agree. They both enjoy posing with dogs and love ice cream (which is apparently a huge presidential obsession!). Speaking of which, it might help to see which candidate’s foodie choices you align with. And, yes, we’re still not over them both firing shots at puppets.

However, it will all be over soon. This Groundhog Day nightmare will not perpetuate infinitely. Tomorrow, one way or another, it will end. Hopefully we’ll find some more ways to laugh about it then, too.

 

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What I Ate Today: Old Bus Tavern’s David Zboray

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David Zboray, the new chef at Old Bus Tavern in San Francsico, is already out the door before he eats breakfast. And even that is a rare occurrence. “If I do, it’s coffee and toast,” he says.

Skipping breakfast is very much a chef thing. It’s common for them to get very little sleep, and when they wake up, they wake up wired already. “For me personally,” says David, “I get as much sleep as I can so when I wake up, it’s time to go. You just don’t have time [to eat].”

Food is not always the first thing on you’re mind because you’re going to be tasting food all day anyway.

David, the former charcuterier of Empire State South in Atlanta, moved to San Francisco a little more than two years ago, and quickly found himself a pretty sweet job as the opening sous chef of Mourad, where he still fans the flames of a roast chicken love affair. David says he pays extra attention to his dinners; it’s a rare indulgence he doesn’t take for granted.

“Especially on my days off, dinner is always important. I always try to have fun with dinner. As far as the days that I’m working, obviously dinner is usually missed; I usually eat something late night.

Dinner to me is enjoying company I’m close to, not eating leftover spaghetti at midnight.

“Another great dinner option, especially for chefs, is Nopa. They serve [dinner] until 1 am. If you are going to get a decent meal after your shift, it’s going to be at Nopa. Lots of chefs congregate there.”

Check out the slide show above to see what (and where) a typical day of eating looks like for David.

 

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Friends With Edibles: Getting Way Too Buzzed On A Cannabis Mocha

PSA time: If you’re going to enjoy an edible, make sure you don’t try and keep pace with a friend who has three times your tolerance. If not more.

This week, my friend Jon Amato, a cannabis veteran millennial (guess that’s now a thing), joined me as I sampled a Legal coffee mocha. There’s actually no coffee in this thing; it’s mostly sugar and coffee flavoring. It was described to me by the guy I bought it from as cold brew, but it’s not at all cold brew. It’s cold and it’s coffee-ish flavored, but that’s where that comparisons end.

Long story short, when we shot this video, the beverage was no longer ready for its close-up. It had been out of the fridge for about an hour and was reduced to a warm and syrupy concoction by the time we drank it. Regrettably, it was not the sippable product it was meant to be. Turns out, the plastic cup it came with was an applicable vehicle after all!

Now, watch as these two dummies try to pretend they’re not high after drinking 2/3 of the bottle in two hours.

In all, we both consumed about 30-35mg of the stuff. About an hour after this video was shot, I made the mistake of getting into an Uber pool, which was fine for the first two minutes, until I completely lost my mind. The 15-minute ride felt like an hour, mainly because I could not carry a conversation with the poor guy who was sitting in the back seat with me. He was hyper-inquisitive about the food industry and what my job entailed and what my favorite restaurants were and, “Have you ever been to XYZ restaurant? What did your order? What did you think?” and OMG shut up! This guy asked me more questions than anyone I had ever met, and had I been sober, I probably would have loved to engage. But I could not understand a goddamn thing he was saying. At one point, I remember pondering the idea of jumping out of the Uber at a stop light. I got home (safely), turned on Netflix, and when Chelsea Handler was too much for me to comprehend (and my hands went numb), I just laid on my couch and slept off the high, which lasted about four hours. Somewhere during my paralysis, Jon sent me a text claiming “I feel great!”. Whatever Jon.

Moral of the story: if you’ve just overdosed on an edible, take an Uber X.

A special thank you to our videographer Colin Bishop for bringing the pizza. 

On Eve Of Election, Traditional Media Still Can’t Get It Right

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Nine states will decide on Tuesday whether to legalize cannabis for medical or recreational use, joining 25 other states and Washington, DC that already have laws on the books.

One would think that at this point the national mainstream media would understand the political and social weight of the issue and refrain from silly weed jokes. But no.

On Monday morning, the eve of Election Day, “Today Show” hosts Matt Lauer and Al Roker couldn’t resist. After a report from field reporter Gadi Schwartz, Lauer chortled that the report was “right out of a Cheech and Chong movie.” And Roker chimed in, joking “I see a shortage of Cheetos.”

International research has shown cannabis can alleviate symptoms of serious and painful disease and can be a much safer alternative to opioids. Millions could benefit and patients’ quality of life can be vastly improved, so cannabis is clearly no laughing matter. Dr. Sanjay Gupta, neurosurgeon and CNN’s chief medical correspondent, is one of the advocates for coming to patients assistance with marijuana.

And “Today” is not the only national news source airing alarming reports so close to the election. Over the weekend, CBS News aired a report warning about “Big Marijuana,” comparing the industry to “Big Tobacco.”

“It’s disappointing for such an influential media outlet to air ‘Reefer Madness’ scare tactics and Cheech and Chong jokes about such an important issue,” said Tom Angell of Marijuana Majority, a pro-legalization group. “The fact is, legalization is working very well in Colorado and other places that have ended prohibition. That’s why so many states are poised to join in on Election Day.

“No matter how many munchies jokes Al Roker wants to make, there’s absolutely nothing funny about the fact that there’s still more than one marijuana arrest every minute in this country. I’m confident that voters will consider this issue a lot more seriously at the ballot box tomorrow than the ‘TODAY Show’ hosts did on air this morning,” Angell added.

Marijuana legalization, indeed, is a complex issue requiring voters to study the individual initiatives on the ballot. One thing is for certain: It’s not funny.

In Schwartz’s report, he referenced some concerns surrounding legalization: increased crime, traffic fatalities and ER visits among them.

Jeffrey Miron, director of economic studies at the Cato Institute and the director of undergraduate studies in the Department of Economics at Harvard University, says the fears are unsubstantiated.

“Opponents nevertheless make strong claims about adverse consequences from existing and proposed legalization,” Miron said “We argue, based on the evidence, that such claims are exaggerated, misleading, or outright false.”

Let’s examine the big issues in Schwartz’s election-eve report on the “Today Show”:

Fact: Legalization does not increase in crime rates

According to a Cato Institute report, states with recreational marijuana laws have experienced “large declines in arrest rates for drug offenses and no changes in violent and property crime rates.” The Drug War, according to Cato, consumes significant resources and diverts police and judicial attention away from more serious crimes, so liberalizing marijuana may help to reduce other crime.

Fact: Marijuana-related traffic fatalities do not rise

The four states with full legalization — Colorado, Washington, Alaska, and Oregon — “have seen no significant change in fatal traffic crash rates or traffic fatalities post-legalization,” Miron reports.

Research by the Washington Post‘s Radley Balko, an author on drug policy, claims that “highway fatalities in Colorado are at near-historic lows” in the wake of legalization. Some data suggests an uptick in highway deaths, but as Miron points out:

“Colorado has seen a rise in marijuana-related traffic fatalities, but this likely reflects increased testing for, or labeling of, the presence of marijuana in crash victims – rather than increased accidents caused by marijuana use – because declines in other drug-related traffic fatalities have offset those related to marijuana, resulting in no net change in drug-related traffic fatalities.”

Fact: Calls to poison control are up, but not by much

Yes, since Colorado legalized marijuana, visits to the ER have increased. But the number of incidents remain comparatively low. According to available data, 16 children age nine and younger went to the ER for marijuana in 2015. Marijuana-related poison-control calls for children nine and younger make up about two out of every 1,000 calls, according to one study.

“Pharmaceuticals and household products still account for most toddler exposures because they are much more common and available in the household,” the study revealed.

Fact: California ads will not be geared toward children

Proposition 64 clearly limits ads in broadcast, cable, radio, print and digital mediums to placements where at least 71.6 percent of the audience is reasonably expected to be at least 21 based on reliable, up-to-date audience data.

The California initiative specifically prohibits advertising or marketing marijuana in a “manner intended to encourage people under 21 to consume marijuana.” It also bans symbols, language, music, gestures, cartoon characters or other content known to appeal primarily to people under 21.

Further, the law prohibits any advertising sign within 1,000 feet of a day care center, K-12 school, playground or youth center.

Misleading the electorate

In the NBC report, there is a mention of a letter from Denver District Attorney Mitchell R. Morrissey insinuating that his city has seen crime skyrocket because of legalization.

The analysis done by the Cato Institute found little evidence that legalization can be blamed for increasing (or decreasing) crime rates.

John Hudak, a senior fellow at the nonpartisan Brookings Institute, said much of the information being disseminated is misleading. “If you have to rely on false data or lies, you’re probably not winning the argument,”  said Hudak, who is neutral on legalization.

“The district attorney’s letter shows a pretty strategic use of data that ends up being insulting to the public,” Hudak charged.

The will of the people

Polling shows that voters in the five states deciding on recreational marijuana are leaning toward legalization. If all the measures passed, marijuana would be legal for 25 percent of the country’s population, up from where it is currently, at five percent.

According to a recent Gallup poll, support for legal cannabis is at 60 percent — the highest level recorded by the polling group in nearly 50 years.

It is about time for mainstream media to come to terms with the facts.

What We Learned From #MannequinChallenge And How It Began (Maybe)

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UPDATE 11/8: The #MannequinChallenge has officially gone mainstream. On Election Day, Hillary Clinton and her staff decided to pose for a video, featuring Bon Jovi of all people. It’s really not that bad, though they earn some negative points for not playing “Black Beatles” in the video.

As described, the #MannequinChallenge doesn’t sound that interesting. A bunch of high school kids or rappers or sports athletes stand in place, frozen, and a camera rotates around the room. A rap song plays in the background—usually Rae Sremmurd’s infectious hit “Black Beatles.” It’s the latest viral sensation spreading and you might be soon asked to participate in one. So is it any fun?

Well, watch a video and the results, done well, are mesmerizing. (More on those misses later.) Maybe it’s something voyeuristic about the videos or the intricate poses people hold, but let’s not get analytical: it’s plain fun.

Below is the original video from some kids in a Jacksonville area high school believed to have started the trend.

https://twitter.com/pvrity___/status/791421277567352832

From that small kernel the videos have only grown more daring and creative. High school kids are even getting teachers and administrators and baseball coaches to participate.

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Rae Sremmurd delivered a huge visibility boost for the trend when they paused a concert to stunt a #MannequinChallenge. Their video seems like inspiration for later videos where after holding the poses, the participants lose it and wild out.

The duo aren’t the only ones from the rap world to film a #MannequinChallenge. Young Thug had one recorded outside a private jet that included a snippet of an unreleased record featuring 21 Savage.

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Some folks on the internet have really taken these videos to the next level with kids hanging out in water or freeze-framing a ping-pong game or even convincing a cat to sit still.

It also didn’t take long for the sports world to take part in the challenge, posing in locker rooms and on the football field. The UWF video is probably one of the most impressive you’ll see.

https://twitter.com/Bucks/status/795128499988152320

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But alas, not all are meant to pose still as mannequins. Following the Dallas Cowboys’ win against the Cleveland Browns Sunday, team executives tried their hand at the trend. Unfortunately for them, it was a fail.

It’s not all bad for Dallas. Cowboy players filmed a more impressive and authentic #MannequinChallenge to celebrate their 7-1 start to the season on their team plane.

 

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The One Thing Hillary, Trump, And Every Other Politician Agree On

Ice cream’s White House lure can be traced all the way back to Thomas Jefferson, who is credited with the first known recorded ice cream recipe in America.

During this time of divisive political views, there is one thing that unites both sides of the aisle: their love of ice cream. So much so that eating the stuff in front of cameras appears to be a critical chapter in the Campaign Trailing 101 handbook. And while Joe Biden is getting an abnormal, yet highly entertaining amount of attention for his near manic levels of dairy lust…

…ice cream’s White House lure can be traced all the way back to Thomas Jefferson, who is credited with the first known recorded ice cream recipe in America. The recipe, while nearly untranslatable now (put the cream on a fire in a casserole, what now?) seems to have sparked a presidential obsession, most of which has been captured on film. The ugly ice cream face struggle is a real one, people. Here’s proof.

John F. Kennedy
One of his favorite foods, along with New England Clam Chowder, was ice cream with hot fudge.

Photo by Cecil Stoughton, White House courtesy of the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum, Boston
Photo by Cecil Stoughton, White House courtesy of the John F. Kennedy Presidential Library and Museum, Boston

Barack Obama
He’s the only U.S. president to have his own Ben & Jerry’s flavor (“Yes Pecan!”)

Photo courtesy of Official White House Photo by Pete Souza
Photo courtesy of Official White House Photo by Pete Souza

Hillary Clinton
Back in April, while campaigning in New York, the democratic presidential nominee made a stop at Mikey Likes It Ice Cream in the East Village, where a reporter had the nerve to ask her how many calories were in the opulent namesake sundae she was eating. Come on, guys. Nobody wants to know the answer to that question.

Photo by Scott Olson / Staff via Getty Images
Photo by Scott Olson / Staff via Getty Images

Donald Trump
It’s been reported the hubristic republican presidential candidate once mauled an entire pint of Häagen-Dazs during a media interview. His nuanced habit of never touching food might explain his preference for ice cream bars and pints.

Photo by Jeff Gross / Staff via Getty Images
Photo by Jeff Gross / Staff via Getty Images

George W. Bush
George Bush seemed to have a preference for vanilla frozen custard during his tenure.

Photo White House Photo by Paul Morse via Wikimedia Commons
Photo White House Photo by Paul Morse via Wikimedia Commons

Ronald Reagan
We all have Reagan to thank for proclaiming July as National Ice Cream month. He also declared the third Sunday in July as National Ice Cream Day. 1984 was a good year for the dairy industry.

Photo courtesy of Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and Museum
Photo courtesy of Ronald Reagan Presidential Library and Museum

Rand Paul
The Kentucky Senator was asked by a reporter, “If Haagen Dazs were to make a Rand Paul flavor of ice cream, what would be in it?” Paul answered, “It would be whatever you want to put in it, because there wouldn’t be any rules. You could absolutely have whatever you wanted in your ice cream. And you could use as much of it as you want.” I believe that flavor is called Pandering.

Photo by Flickr user Gage Skidmore
Photo by Flickr user Gage Skidmore

 

Donald Glover’s ‘Atlanta’ Obscures The Line Between The Real and Surreal

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With no respect to Robin Thicke, who can identify a blurred line anymore? In our world full of intractable political correctness and caps-lock debates over, well, everything, you’re tempted to say blurred lines kind of don’t exist. How could they?

For example, when names of artists or activists or writers we like appear on a trending list, we hold our breath, hoping something *ignorant* doesn’t fall out of their mouths. Either that or we worry they died. Usually it’s the former, and it’s generally because that person toed that nowadays very firm line of “You’re not supposed to say/do that.” Everyone implicitly seems to understand this new boundary of acceptable behavior online, particularly if you wish to appear woke and embraced by a certain crowd. If you’re young—sigh, yes, meaning a *millennial*you probably do. If you’re of an older generation, you’re just on Facebook. And those three rounds of Trump vs. Hillary got nothing on Facebook debates.

But these staunch attitudes also feel like a bigger and bigger lie: That we all know exactly who we are and what we believe and how we’re supposed to act. Instead, it’s like these hard edges we inscribe for ourselves—and others—feels like a harsh reaction to just how messy and distorted and confusing our lives have really become. Being alive in 2016 is really damn baffling. And everyone’s aggressively trying to pretend it’s not.


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Well not everyone, I suppose. Donald Glover isn’t. Neither is his show “Atlanta,” a progressive fantasy about cousins trying to find pockets of success and solace within a broken world. It stars Glover himself, who also writes and directs, and often times depicts a sort of hyper-reality; episodes usually follow a “day in the life” of characters as more routine sitcom plot developments fade to the background. It’s also surreal: sometimes a pudgy kid wearing a Batman mask will knock on your door to see who lives there. A white aristocrat obsessed with African culture might perform spoken word poetry, filmed like it’s straight out of a Spike Lee joint. The show’s power lies in that unapologetic ethos: Like in life, anything can happen. And in Atlanta, anything truly means anything.

One of Glover’s strengths revolves around his understanding of media. When he released his Because the Internet project under his rapper name Childish Gambino, the rollout was a masterclass of building internet hype. A cryptic short film, Easter eggs hidden beneath coding in his website, some refreshingly honest Instagram posts, a screenplay deepening the story behind his record. He didn’t release an album; he unleashed a world.

He cut across with TV critics in a similar way, when he described his show as “Twin Peaks with rappers” ahead of its premiere. It’s a tag still attached to the show following its full-season run. The other line, which he’s repeated in some variation, is more complex: “I’m trying to make people feel black.” Great quotes, and his show delivers on those promises: Nothing is as it appears. You don’t understand what’s underneath the surface. Does anyone?

Photo courtesy of FX Networks
Photo courtesy of FX Networks

When we first encounter Glover’s Earnest “Earn” Marks, he’s absolutely shook. A Princeton dropout, homeless, and pretty much penniless, he’s just trying to survive. When you’re as broke and rudderless as Earn, you realize choice and joy and standing up for yourself are luxuries, not rights. His parents won’t let him into their house, and he just has to accept that. Fighting might ruin his final remaining lifelines.

Another of Glover’s talents is his physical intelligence. His character’s progress throughout this season resembles a humanity evolutionary chart: slump and slouched to start, but standing upright by the finale. That he has regained his confidence is no easy feat—often he’s within the crosshairs of the surrealist moments of the show. In the “Nobody Beats the Biebs” episode, Jane Adams’ Janice character mistakes Earn for someone else. An old colleague named Alonzo. At first Earn fights the identity, but plays along once it grants him access into the room with other agents.

As typical sitcom plots go, you keep waiting for Earn to be found out. He never is. Instead Janice accuses him, as Alonzo, as sabotaging her career and vows to destroy his. Atlanta never gives you what you expect. It subverts your anticipation nearly any chance it can without collapsing on itself.

Its funniest and most brilliant episode “B.A.N,” where Paperboi appears on the talk show Montague, pushes this to its breaking point with hilarious parody commercials of Dodge Chargers (“the official car of making a statement without saying anything at all”) and Swisher Sweets cigarillos (now sold pre-dumped!). Written and directed by Glover, it also features a segment on Antoine, who woke up one day and realized he was a white man named Harrison. He started wearing a “thick, brown leather belt and Patagonia” and practiced ordering IPAs in preparation of undergoing a “full racial transition” surgery.

Antoine/Harrison is played by Niles Stewart, the Vine/YouTube sensation Nileseyy Niles. It’s yet another blurring of these identity lines: the internet vs. reality, white vs. black, who you are vs. who you pretend to be. But is it so strange? The storyline was clearly inspired by Rachel Dolezal, who claimed herself to be “transracial.” So is Atlanta a twisted funhouse-mirror reflection of our world or an accurate portrait? That of course depends on you. How does this world look and feel to you?


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Characters aren’t always how they seem on the surface. Most of what stoner goofball Darius says seems like absurd nonsense—only he seems the calmest person on the show. He never acts like someone he isn’t. He’s always Darius, regardless of the situation. Meanwhile, Earn’s baby momma Van isn’t just the nagging woman forcing Earn to face reality. She, too, must battle perceptions of her “worth” from friends and play roles unbecoming so she can make it in this world.

It’s nearly impossible not to love Atlanta rapper Paperboi a.k.a Alfred. Played by Brian Tyree Henry, he’s blunt, usually blunt-ed, but also something like a turtle—hard shell, soft underbelly. Whereas other characters embrace or (try to) dismiss the strange that keeps finding them, Alfred confronts it, all while his face carries a tone of “you’ve gotta be shitting me.” Outsiders (particularly if they’re white) see him as a rich, hood rapper—a thug. “I scare people at ATMs, boy,” Alfred says. “I have to rap. That’s what rap is: making the best out of a bad situation.”

Better his situations he has. I won’t front. That “Paperboi” record is kind of fire. I’d throw it on a playlist. But two alternate realities diverge for the character. Paperboi is blowing up. We hear his song bumping in passing cars and speakers; his growing celebrity warrants invites to charity basketball games, TV talk shows, and club appearances. Paperboi seems like a success.

Alfred, however, doesn’t always reap the fruits of his labor. Glover’s Earnest “Earn” Marks, who manages Paperboi, must scheme to get Paperboi’s song on the radio. He struggles to get the money from their club appearance. As a result, Alfred shakes down the club owner, getting what he’s been promised, but receives that old label of “thug” and “criminal” the media wants him to play. Even during the celebrity game, none of the reporters there take him seriously; he practically begs one for an interview, revealing the “real Paperboi,” and is denied. Following a beef Paperboi starts with “black Justin Bieber” (in Atlanta, anything truly means anything…), that same reporter offers a harsh perspective.

Photo courtesy of FX Networks
Photo courtesy of FX Networks

“Play your part,” she says. “People don’t want Justin to be the asshole. They want you to be the asshole. You’re a rapper. That’s your job.”

We know Justin is an asshole, though. Someone in the crowd yells, “I love you, Justin,” and he responds, “I know, bitch.” He’s not a good person underneath. It just doesn’t matter. People see you how they want to see you. Especially when you’re a black male living in this country.

The reveal comes during a press conference for Justin Bieber. He apologizes for the incident, claiming he’s turned into something he’s not. To prove it, he turns his previously backwards hat forward and reporters gasp at the change. “Wait. It’s cool. It’s cool,” he says. “This is me. This is the real Justin.”

Everyone believes the act. They so desperately want to. Their fixed reality stays the same. Atlanta shows you this time and time again. As much as things change for its characters, the world stays the same. This is by design. But one of Atlanta’s revolutionary acts is saying those blurred lines still exist. It’s up to you to see them.

Cannabis Vacation Guide: Get Baked In The Wilds Of Alaska

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Two years after residents in Alaska voted in favor of legalizing recreational cannabis use for adults age 21 years and over (with certain limitations), the state’s first retail marijuana outlet stores have begun rolling out the green carpet.

Herbal Outfitters in Valdez—about 300 miles from Anchorage—was the first to open up its doors on Oct. 29 and was met by more than 250 excited patrons lined up outside, according to the Associated Press. On Halloween 365 miles away in Fairbanks, Alaska, Frozen Budz “made more than 300 sales that first day, nearly running out of all its packaged product,” Laurel Andrews reported for the Alaska Dispatch News. Pakalolo Supply Co., also located in Fairbanks, saw a great opening day as well on Nov. 2 with 867 separate transactions according to Andrews.

In honor of the nation’s newest state to launch a recreational cannabis infrastructure, here is your guide to visiting and toking up in the great state of Alaska!

THE DISPENSARIES

Herbal Outfitters

https://www.instagram.com/p/BMInO8oAiIX/?taken-by=crudemag

165 Fairbanks Drive. Valdez, AK 99686
The first of the dispensaries to open, Herbal Outfitters is initially only carrying “dried cannabis flowers” until the permitting process is sorted out for concentrates and edibles, according to the Associated Press.

Frozen Budz

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJE0m-WBzqc/?taken-by=frozen_budz

3915 Peger Road. Fairbanks, AK 99709
Frozen Budz boasts it will carry “top-shelf Alaskan grown cannabis, high-quality concentrates, delicious edibles, and a variety of accessories.” The first week, the shop was selling product from local grower Subsistence Products.

Pakalolo Supply Co.
1851 Fox Avenue. Fairbanks, AK 99701
Pakalolo is not only a dispensary, but also a licensed grower. The current menu lists strains like Northern Lights (indica), Cinderella (hybrid), and Agent Orange (hybrid).

THE EXPERIENCES

See the Northern Lights (While Smoking Some Northern Lights)

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By the time you’re reading this there are at least two dispensaries open in Fairbanks. If you’re lucky enough to be visiting in Aurora season (August to April), grab some Northern Lights, toke up, and behold one of the most magnificent sights nature has to offer.

Become One with Nature

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If it’s the outdoors you seek, Alaska could be your paradise. Travel to any number of the state’s glaciers (or opt to see one crash into the ocean), grab a flight over Mt. McKinley, hike the Alaskan tundra, and experience the unique glow of the “midnight sun.” Whatever it is you decide, there’s no doubt there will be enough to keep you coming back for more.

Interact with a Magical Creature

Run, run reindeer! When strength & power meets beauty & grace. ❤️ #soultraveler

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This one needs little explanation. Simply read the first line of Running Reindeer Ranch’s description: “Come for a magical walk with our reindeer.”

Ride the Alaska Highway

Built during WWII, the Alaska Highway runs from British Columbia to the Delta Junction in Alaska by way of the Yukon Territory. Go for a day or go for the week, either way you’ll see beauty at its finest.

THE MUNCHIES

Reindeer Dogs

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Where else in the U.S. are you going to find reindeer dogs on the menu? Instead of All-American beef, give this Alaskan delicacy a try … but not after visiting the Running Reindeer Ranch.

Alaskan Crab

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No trip to Alaska is complete without trying the array of fresh seafood the state has to offer. First off, the mouthwatering crab!

Plank Grilled Alaskan Salmon

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While salmon is a common item on most menus across the country, there is something special about the Alaskan grilled salmon. Try it prepared on a plank for a delicious, savory meal.

Chocolate Bread

Bring out yer bread! #fullyloaded

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A favorite among tourists and locals alike, Two Sisters Bakery resides in Homer, Alaska and churns out a product no one can turn down: chocolate bread.

Eskimo Ice Cream

Also known as akutaq, Eskimo ice cream is traditionally made from whipped fat mixed with berries, animal oils, and other ingredients like milk and sugar depending on the recipe. You surely won’t find it anywhere else.

Live On The Fresh Toast Stage: Jay $ilver

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The Young Auditory Pablo Picasso, aka The Lyrical Miracle, Jay $ilver (Jay Joseph) was born April 28, 1993 in Queens, NY, to mother Marilyne and father Samuel. From the beginning of his life he was exposed to so much in terms of culture, people, and life in general hence why his music is so diverse in itself as it reflects his upbringing and his growing musical tastes which extends into just about everything.

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