Monday, May 6, 2024

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End Of The World: Why Is NASA Running Asteroid Tests Drills?

This month as NASA posted a job opening for Planetary Protection Officer. The job entails ensuring “organic-constituent and biological contamination.”

This Guy Was Caught Having Sex With A Donkey And Blamed Marijuana

Everett Lee Compton claimed that marijuana made him sneak into his neighbor's house to have sex with a donkey. Um, no.

Pumpkin Spice Is Here Signaling Summer Is Over

Pumpkin spice is here - signaling summer is over and time to celebrate fall, sweaters, and chilly weather.

Ann Coulter Uses the Word ‘Retarded’ To Describe Cannabis Patients

It seems Ann Coulter is willing to insult the vast majority of people by her use of the antiquated and offensive word 'retarded.'

Starbucks Is Now Selling Its Cold Brew With A Beef Jerky Twist

The Starbucks Reserve Roastery in Seattle had put something quite unexpected on its menu: a limited-edition Pepper Nitro with a Jerky Twist.

These People Convincing Justin Timberlake To Hold A Baby Is The Most Absurd Thing You’ll See Today

It appears that this dad took his baby to a golf tournament and decided to make the experience as annoying as possible for Justin Timberlake.

Mom Bakes “1” Cookies For Son, Horrifies Entire Party

Jen from New Jersey wanted to pass down a family tradition on her son's first birthday. Then things took a terrible turn. Blame the frosting.

District Attorney Calls Marijuana ‘A Gateway To Homicide’

“Marijuana is the gateway drug to homicide in our community and across our state, and people need to start recognizing that.”

A Shot Of Chili Vodka Landed This Guy In The Hospital

Hot chili peppers are fun. But when it comes in liquid, liquor form, hot pepper infused foods can be even more dangerous. Especially chili vodka.

This Edible Pizza Bikini Is The Hottest Item Of The Summer

Pizza is, without a question, one of the best things in the world. We can argue over the toppings and the types, but everyone loves pizza.

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