Saturday, April 20, 2024

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The Stupid Fireworks Award For 2017 Goes To This Guy

A man in Michigan wins the Stupid Fireworks award because he decided it was the best way to solve his bee problem—a nest was growing in his garage.

These People Are Snorting Lines Of Chocolate

Described as super trendy in Europe, snorting lines of chocolate is now making its way into the states. You read that correctly.

Why Celebrities Like Ed Sheeran Are Quitting Twitter

Ed Sheeran announced this week he is quitting Twitter, another in an increasing trend of celebrities removing themselves from social media narratives.

You Won’t Believe What Servers Overhear On The Job

Good servers blend into a meal like a good bottle of wine. He or she keeps the good times flowing, and provides support.

Someone Made A Rosé Deodorant And We Don’t Know Why

The company is calling the collection “the brunch scents” and feature sangria and mimosa, in addition to the rosé deodorant.

7 Epic Fireworks Fails To Learn From This Independence Day

There’s nothing like Independence Day: The smell of hot dogs on the grill and the burning eyebrows of your buddy who got too close to the fireworks display.

What Exactly Is Going On With John Mayer And Marijuana?

As we noted last week, John Mayer told the New York Times that he’s swapping booze for weed these days. “I’m actually very thoughtfully entering the cannabis life,” he said.

This Guy Getting Hit By A Bus And Going Straight To The Bar Is All Of Us

There are good days, bad days, and days you just want to head to the nearest pub after getting hit by a bus, like this guy.

The Wacko Gadget That Fills Bananas With Goo And WHY?

Nobody asked for this. No one wanted this. But here it is anyway: the Banana Surprise Yumstation.

What’s All This Business With Poop In Iced Coffee?

Are you sipping a delicious iced coffee right now? Don’t freak out, but if it’s from a big chain cafe, there’s probably feces in it.

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