Friday, May 3, 2024

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You Can Finally Get Married In A Taco Bell

All of your high school Taco Bell drive-through dreams are coming true. Popup wedding specialists Flora Pop, who will officiate the weddings.

Wake And Bake: The Breakfast Bowl Marijuana Pipe

cereal, oatmeal, maybe some ice cream if you’re feeling adventurous in the morning. But a breakfast bowl marijuana pipe? A wake and bake, for the ages.

New Summer Tradition: The Turkey Testicle Festival

This summer, you can take your pick of one of the testicle festivals happening around the country—if you have the balls, that is.

A Foolproof Guide (Kinda) To Surviving A Shark Attack

A surprising statistic makes us a threat to sharks: For every human killed in a shark attack we kill around two million of their kind.

The Internet Is Really, Really Happy The Knicks Fired Phil Jackson

As an employee of any sports franchise, the job you're doing is constantly under scrutiny. For example, if you’re Phil Jackson.

Facebook Update: Mark Zuckerberg Just Learned What A Truck Stop Is

Mark Zuckerberg is traveling through all 50 states as an effort to learn and listen to various folks about their lives and worries over the future.

This Kentucky Town Voted A Dog As Mayor For The Fourth Year

Only in small towns would you find a story like this. The Kentucky town of Rabbit Hash is so small, they’re of little use for a full-time mayor. Still they elect one, just in case. Their latest mayor is...

Watch Horny Florida Man Having Sex With A Tree

The second time a naked Florida man has been caught trying to have sex with a tree it was filmed and put on LiveLeak. You cannot unsee this.

Pain After Orgasm Is A Thing For These People

some people have reactions to sex that are not pleasurable. In fact, the pain after orgasm can be so intense it makes them want to avoid sex altogether.

This Horrifying Shark Attack Will Give You Nightmares

There are approximately 70 shark attacks a year and it’s hard not to to be scared when one comes at you. Punch them in the nose? More like poop your pants.

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