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O-Cast: Long-Distance Oral Sex For Women Is Now A Thing

Maria Loreto
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O-Cast: Long-Distance Oral Sex For Women Is Now A Thing

Technology keeps surprising us and breaking boundaries, coming up with new ways to make us even more dependent on it.  This isn’t necessarily a bad thing. The latest endeavor from CamSoda, the adult entertainment website, is called O-Cast and it has the goal of becoming the “iTunes of oral sex for women.” If you don’t know what that means don’t worry, you’re not alone. O-Cast will function as a digital market of sorts, where users will be able to browse through different types of ‘oral sex sessions’ and download the one that attracts them the most to their Lush vibrators, which cost 100 dollars a piece. These devices have partnered up with O-Cast and will be able to download the file through Bluetooth. Kinda like a sexy iPod. 

These ‘oral sex sessions’ will be recorded and provided by different people who, through their smartphones, will be able to upload different virtual cunnilingus patterns to the web. The developers of the technology have assured people that the software will be able to capture all types of patterns, which can range from basic circular shapes to more complicated ones like the alphabet. The software is also prepared to capture patterns done with your tongue (ew) or your finger (boring).

Aside from improving long distance relationships and offering a curious distraction for the more adventurous users, the people behind O-Cast believe that this service could become a safe space for people who want to learn about cunnilingus, educating them about sex, and providing feedback on their efforts. Aww.

Charley Hart, a model from CamSoda, was among the first to try out the technology and she claimed that although it wasn’t like the real thing she still loved it. She plans on using the software as a way of attracting new fans through the introduction of this new interactive experience, using their oral patterns for a fee. 

O-Cast and other developments of these kind are exploring uncharted territories while raising questions about the future of virtual sex. No matter your opinion on the matter, whether you think this is stupid or the best idea ever, we’re sure you’re intrigued about the crazy shit that will surely come out of all of this. 

7 Cringeworthy Sex Accidents That Defy Imagination

Maria Loreto
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7 Cringeworthy Sex Accidents That Defy Imagination

‘Sex’ and ‘accident’ are two words that should never ever be together. There are few things more cringeworthy than thinking about all the things that can go wrong in the bedroom (read: a lot) and how embarrassing they can be, but when physical harm enters the equation, it’s like the beginning of a horror movie.

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Which is why we’ve made this list. Beware, you may never have sex again:

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Penis Breakage

There’s an episode in” Grey’s Anatomy” that details how a character breaks his penis mid-sex, and it was funny because we thought that stuff only happened in fiction, but NO, it’s real. Alan Parke broke his penis mid-intercourse and his detailed retelling of the event is absolutely horrifying.>

“I heard it snap and there was blood everywhere!”

I’m gonna stop you there dude, we get the picture. This story has a silver lining though; Parke’s penis had to be put on a sling.

Hickey Heart Attacks

A 44 year old woman in New Zealand was hooking up with her partner and she got a huge hickey out of it. All good? Okay, let’s proceed.

Two days later she’d lost all feeling on her left arm. Concerned, she paid a visit to her doctor where they were baffled by her symptoms; until they saw the hickey on her neck. The doctors explained that the love bite was located right on top of an important artery and that it had been so massive and brutal that it created a clot which led >to a minor stroke.

Kinky Electric Death Sex

That could be the name of a great heavy metal band, but no. Robert Taylor called the police in Pennsylvania in a panic, claiming that his wife had died electrocuted by her hair dryer. The police arrived at the crime scene and started realizing that Taylor’s story wasn’t making sense with the evidence, so they put some pressure on Taylor until he finally cracked, claiming that his wife was into some kinky shit.

The true cause of her death were a pair of nipple clamps, which electrocuted her. The company that made those clamps needs to be sued.

Condom Tragedy

Gary Ashbrook enjoyed inflating condoms with nitrous oxide and then putting them over his head. I guess he was looking for a laugh?

His roommates found him dead on his bed with his pants down and a condom clinging to his face. He’d had the genius idea of masturbating while wearing the condom where he’d deposited around 3 cans worth of nitrous oxide. You might have many questions, the most important one being: Why? 

Murder by Mammaries

Donna Lange smothered her boyfriend to death with her boobs.  The couple was drinking and hanging out with a couple of friends on their home on a Saturday afternoon when Lange decided to jump on top of her boyfriend for funsies. There was a lot of shouting involved so the police showed up on the crime scene after they received several complaint calls.

Lung Condom

A woman in India went to the hospital after having a cough and a runny nose that had been plaguing her for over 6 months. The doctors were shocked to find a condom lodged in one of her lungs, which she’d presumably inhaled mid-oral sex.

Does she have a vacuum for a mouth?

Kama Sutra

A woman was gifted with the Kama Sutra book on her 50th birthday. Her and her partner decided to try out some new things and flip through the book, where “The Deck Chair” position caught their eye. Mid-sex, the couple began to have muscle spasms and to cramp up, leaving them unable to move from their positions for over two hours. Finally, when they could move a little, they called the ambulance where they were transported to a hospital. There, some doctors detangled them from each other. I bet they had an interesting day. 

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Your Essential Guide To The Best Danksgiving Ever

Sam Jones
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Your Essential Guide To The Best Danksgiving Ever

It’s that special time of year. Friends and family gather together for that time-honored tradition of sharing what they’re thankful for — and this year, there’s much to be thankful for in the realm of marijuana legalization. It’s a Danksgiving for sure, folks.

For a warm and cozy gathering of cannabis community lovers, take these tips from the Fresh Toast to heart.

Sharing Is Caring


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The whole point of Danksgiving is sharing your bounty with friends old and new. Bring your favorite strain or batch of edibles, for the weed potluck of the year. If you can come prepared to educate your friends on the differences between strains, even better! Learn more about what to use for energizing a dark and chilly night, or if it’s that kind of party, strains that set a sexy mood.

Bring High-Enhancing Foods

If you and your friends are experienced cannabis consumers looking to take your communal high to the next level, bring one of your favorite THC-enhancing foods and drinks along. Items like curry, coffee, and beer can complement the high, without including more cannabis in themselves — making them inclusive for the designated drivers or those not partaking for their own reasons.

Seriously, Bring a Bag of Mangoes


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It’s not just folk wisdom from your friend’s cool uncle: Mangos really do enhance the high you’re already feeling. Mangoes are full of myrcene, a terpene that interacts with THC,  strengthening and lengthening the euphoria. Pass around the diced mangoes or mango salsa 45 minutes before your pals light up, and enjoy the evening,

Take It Slow

When the conversation is flowing along with the wintery ales, it’s easy to lose track of how much you’ve puffed and how much you’ve passed. This is a marathon, not a sprint, and you don’t want to be guilty of the saddest party foul: Getting so high that you pass out in the middle of the party and miss the festivities. If you do go that far, however, don’t panic. Follow our guide for getting yourself right after reaching a little too far for the stars.

BYOB — Butter, That Is


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Cannabutter is the magically delicious ingredient that’s necessary for baking so many edible treats, from the ultimate weed brownie to a more festive pumpkin-themed treat. Never made cannabutter before? We’ve got you covered: Check out the Fresh Toast guide to making great cannabutter.

Don’t Forget Your Favorite Glassware, Or Paper Goods

As unique as your strain-preferences might be, your preferred method for THC-to-brain transport might be an even greater statement of personality. Take this chance to show off your favorite bowl, bong, or rolling papers.

Get Crafty


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If you were a college dorm toker, you probably already know how to make a bong out of almost anything. Apple from the cafeteria? Easy. Soda can? Duh. Put a festive twist on your Danksgiving by making pumpkin bongs! Buy a few big pumpkins, or a whole bunch of mini decorative pumpkins, and get your autumnal bong on. 

Be The Netflix Password Hero

Or Amazon Prime, Hulu, whatever floats your streaming TV boat — be ready to supply entertainment to veg out to. Use our handy guide for must-watch-while-high television shows to get you started.

Shine Nog Is The Whiskey Equivalent Of Liquid Holiday Candy

Nino Marchetti
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Shine Nog Is The Whiskey Equivalent Of Liquid Holiday Candy

Being the holidays and all, eggnog and anything related to it is one of the drinks of choice right now, especially if you spike it with a little whiskey. The Ole Smoky Distillery out of Tennessee wants to eliminate the work for you by making a liquor-laced eggnog drink, and thus has reintroduced for another year its extremely popular Shine Nog.

Now I’m not normally one for covering a lot of whiskey liqueur here at The Whiskey Wash, but this thing looks just too damm interesting to pass up. What you’ve got here in a 750 ml mason style jar is a drink that, according to the distiller

is not egg based, but a cream and moonshine liqueur that makes for a smooth, easy to drink cocktail festive for the winter season.

Shine Nog is bottled at 35 proof and should be pricing for at least $20 depending upon where you can find a bottle. Ole Smoky CEO John Cochran says of it that “don’t let the bottle fool you, it’s white in color so it looks like milk.  And it tastes like cookies and cream.  Serve it ice cold, on the rocks or blended using one of our recipes.”

And, speaking of recipes, here are a few below for you to use courtesy of Ole Smoky. Here’s to some holiday cheer!

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Ole Smoky Shine Nog – 1.5oz
Ole Smoky Apple Pie – 1oz
Ole Smoky Cherries Moonshine – ½oz
Shake for 3 seconds & strain up or over fresh ice in a rocks glass & finish with an Ole Smoky cherry (Optional garnish:  apple slices & a pinch of cinnamon)

OLE SMOKY CHOCOLATE MILK

In a pint mixing glass with ice, measure:
Ole Smoky Shine Nog – 2oz
Hershey’s Chocolate Syrup – 1oz
Shake for 5 seconds & strain over fresh ice in a rocks glass

OLE SMOKY SHINE NOG CIDER

In a rocks glass or tumbler filled with ice, pour:
Ole Smoky Shine Nog – 2oz
Sparkling Apple Cider – 3oz
Finish with a cinnamon stick

This article originally appeared on The Whiskey Wash.

Easy Weekday Dinner Recipe: Crazy Good Chili Mac

Sherri Wetherell
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Easy Weekday Dinner Recipe: Crazy Good Chili Mac

This tasty cheesy chili mac is so good your belly will say oh thank you, thank you (so will your family!). This one pan meal is ready in under an hour and there’s almost no clean up (just what we like after the hectic holidays!). Serve this up with a simple green salad and some warm biscuits or cornbread for an easy dinner everyone will love.

Skillet Chili Mac

Submitted to Foodista by a lovin’ forkful

  • 1 1/2 t. canola oil
  • 1 lb. lean ground beef
  • 1 onion, chopped fine
  • 1 T. chili powder
  • 2 t. ground cumin
  • 1/8 – 1/4 t. cayenne pepper (to taste, I used 1/8 t.)
  • salt & pepper
  • 3 garlic cloves, minced
  • 1 T. brown sugar
  • 1 (15 oz. can of tomato sauce)
  • 2 c. water
  • 8 oz. whole grain macaroni
  • 2 c. shredded cheddar cheese

Heat the oil in a large (12 inch) nonstick skillet over medium-high heat. Add the ground beef, onion, chili powder, cumin, cayenne and 1/2 t. salt. Cook, breaking up meat into small pieces, until it looses all the pink color, about 5 minutes. Add garlic and cook until fragrant, about 30 seconds or so.

Add brown sugar, tomato sauce, water and macaroni. Bring to a boil. Cover and cook, stirring often and adjusting the heat so that it maintains a lively simmer (somewhere between medium/medium-high heat), until the macaroni is tender, about 10 minutes or so. Season with salt & pepper if needed.

Off heat, stir in half the cheese. Sprinkle the remaining cheese on top.

Sheri Wetherell is the co-founder and CEO of Foodista.com, community-based recipe, cooking, and food news website. Check them out on social media: Twitter, Facebook, Pinterest & Instagram.

San Francisco Won’t Be Ready For Legal Marijuana On Jan. 1

Terry Hacienda
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San Francisco Won’t Be Ready For Legal Marijuana On Jan. 1

On New Year’s Day 2018, when Californa’s recreational cannabis program launches, San Franciscans without a medical marijuana card will be forced to buy their legal weed on the black market. After a contentious debate on Tuesday, the San Francisco Board of Supervisors said more time was needed to complete a regulatory framework for cannabis retail.

It wasn’t supposed to be this way — especially in one of the most liberal, weed-tolerant cities in the United States. San Francisco is home to Haight-Ashbury. The Summer of Love. Brownie Mary. Dennis Peron. Hippie Hill. Grateful Dead. And Prop 215 in 1996, which set off the chain reaction of medical marijuana laws across America.

According to the Associated Press:

Supervisors have had a hard time fashioning local rules for pot shops as older members of the Chinese immigrant community have come out against placing retail stores too close to schools, daycare centers and anywhere else that children might gather.

Tuesday’s board meeting in San Francisco was emotional, with some supervisors arguing to get temporary rules on the books for the first day of legal sales while others urged the board to take more time to make the regulations right.

San Francisco Supervisor Jeff Sheehy pushed the board to pass something immediately. He proposed a measure that would allow current medical cannabis dispensaries to apply for a permit allowing them to also sell marijuana for adult recreational use. But his efforts were rebuffed for by the majority of the board.

Still, Sheehy said marijuana users should chill a little. “You can get cannabis today. You’ll be able to get cannabis on January 1,” he said. “The adult use piece will continue to be black market, which is what we have today.”

Supervisor Malia Cohen urged her colleagues to go slowly and come up with stronger regulations to help people of color enter the industry. As the San Francisco Chronicle reported:

The point of contention was a proposal by Supervisors Aaron Peskin and Jeff Sheehy to grant temporary permits to existing medical cannabis dispensaries, cultivators and manufacturers, so that they could enter the recreational market in January

Supervisor Malia Cohen balked at the idea, saying it would provide a boost to people who already own cannabis businesses, leaving behind the low-income residents, people of color and victims of the country’s war on drugs that the supervisors say they want to help.

“It would be responsible for us to continue this and ensure that the final legislation that is passed is thoughtful, culturally sensitive, and allows us to be up and running by the first week of January,” Cohen said, suggesting that her colleagues could push the recreational start date to Jan. 5.

The board will meet in two weeks. If the supervisors hammer out a compromise, it is still possible for sales to begin on Jan. 1. But most insiders are not holding their breath.

Sorry, You Can’t Have J-Lo’s Bedazzled Starbucks Cup And Here’s Why

Amy Hansen
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Sorry, You Can’t Have J-Lo’s Bedazzled Starbucks Cup And Here’s Why

Jennifer Lopez has been trotting around with an eye-catching accessory for awhile now, and no, it’s not Alex Rodriguez. It’s a custom-made Swarovski-covered Starbucks tumbler worth upwards of $500.

TMZ talked to the woman who made the custom cup for J-Lo, Teneka Moore, who says it was J-Lo‘s manicurist who asked for the bedazzled cup as a birthday gift for her famous client.

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Moore says the manicurist contacted her through Instagram, and at first, she thought it was a joke. “I’m like, are you sure it’s the real J-Lo and not an impersonator?” says Moore, who assumed the blinged-out cup would just end up in a pile of gifts J-Lo received.

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But the exact opposite happened: J-Lo has been carrying that thing around with her everywhere, acting as a walking billboard for Moore’s business, Taylor Made Bling.

She doesn’t carry a purse at all. She carries my cup and her cellphone. It’s crazy.

TMZ says other celebs have been reaching out to Moore to get their own bedazzled cup. And while the A-List might be a long one, with a long wait, Instyle has some more accessible Starbucks cups that are just as cool looking, but cost way less.

Colorado Based Lucky’s Market Is Selling CBD Products

Maria Loreto
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Colorado Based Lucky’s Market Is Selling CBD Products

Lucky’s Market, a Colorado based chain of natural foods, has begun selling CBD products in their 25 stores which are located not only in Colorado, where cannabis is legal, but all over the country. Oops. The company acknowledges the risks and claims that they’ve had the necessary legal advice for this move. 

According to the company’s director Sindy Wise, their CBD products’ labels and standards meet the demands of the U.S. Food and Drug Administration. Usnews.com reports that moves like this one haven’t been successful in the past, highlighting the time where Target was forced to stop selling some CBD products the minute they started to gather attention online. Target never spoke openly regarding this event.

Bo Sharon, owner of Lucky’s Market, believes that selling these products is the right move, claiming that they’re ahead of the curve and that they’re adapting to customer demands. The company also believes that cannabis products are the future of natural medicine.

It’s uncertain whether this move will play out positively for the Colorado based company or if the police will intervene. The main difference between this case and Target’s is the fact that Lucky’s is less popular and considerably smaller than the other business. 

Kim Kardashian Just Wants To Go Grocery Shopping, You Guys

Jillian Peterson
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Kim Kardashian Just Wants To Go Grocery Shopping, You Guys

When you’re Kim Kardashian, what on earth could you possible want on your birthday that you don’t already have? A normal life.

For her 37th birthday in October, Kim K told Ellen Degeneres that she asked to go to the grocery store, just like a normal. Her hope was that someone would rent out an entire store and let her go nuts.

Instead, what she got was a small family gather over Armenian food.

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“This might be really bratty and unrelatable,” Kim told Ellen. “But I said, can someone just rent out Ralph’s for me for one hour? I just want to go to Ralph’s with my kid in the cart and go through every aisle.” She told Ellen she hasn’t been to a grocery store in years, perhaps referring to the time in 2015 when she was filmed inside a grocery store for an episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

And before that, she was spotted grocery shopping with nephew Mason and sister Kourtney in Florida — in stilettos, no less— for an episode of Kourtney & Kim Take Miami.

And before that, Kim was snapped coming out of Ralph’s with a bomb shelter sized supply of Gatorade in 2010:

She says going to the grocery store is the biggest “miss” she has as a celebrity. She says she really enjoys shopping and filling up her house with groceries. “It sounds so stupid and unrelatable,” she tells Ellen. “Maybe I’ll put on a disguise and try to go!”

Here’s Kim longing for the days when she was unrecognizable.

Which One Has Less Chance Of Killing You: Booze Or Weed

Amy Hansen
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Which One Has Less Chance Of Killing You: Booze Or Weed

Which is more likely to harm your health: drinking too much or smoking too much weed?  Business Insider did a little science and math-based research and concluded that alcohol is quite a bit more dangerous than weed, and here’s why.

In 2014, nearly 31,000 people in the US died from alcohol-induced causes compared to zero deaths from marijuana overdoses, according to the DEA. Business Insider points to a 16-year study of more than 65,000 Americans and found that marijuana use had no bearing on their mortality rate compared to those who didn’t imbibe at all.

Marijuana is also less addictive than alcohol. A survey of 8,000 people between the ages of 15 and 64 found that only about 9 percent became addicted. That’s compared to a 15% alcohol addiction rate.

Another negative: unlike marijuana, alcohol (listed as a carcinogen by the US Department of Health) is strongly linked with several types of cancer. The National Cancer Institute found that your risk for developing cancer increases the more regularly you drink. According to Business Insider:

For marijuana, some research initially suggested a link between smoking and lung cancer, but that has been debunked. The January report found that cannabis was not connected to any increased risk of the lung cancers or head and neck cancers tied to smoking cigarettes.

Also noted: both weed and alcohol affect your memory, just differently; both drugs are linked to a higher rate of mental disorders; and both can negatively affect driving (mixing the two is a disaster waiting to happen).

The results of this in-depth look at the effects of both marijuana and alcohol aren’t that surprising, however, because marijuana is still mostly illegal, its long-term health effects need to be studied further.

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