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Research: Dolphin Sex Is Twisty And Super Complicated, But Looks Like Fun

Have you ever wondered how marine mammals have sex while managing to stay afloat in the water? It’s not as simple as it sounds, and female dolphins play a very important role when it comes to the moment of copulation, even having the ability to block out the males’ sperm. These female mammals have to keep sea water out of their uteruses, so obviously, nature has got their backs. A group of researchers set out to discover how this happens and how their bodies work.

Dara Orbach, a postdoctoral from Dalhousie University, expressed that a lot of information is known about male mammals’ genitalia and their role in sex. This isn’t the case with female mammals, and only recently have scientists discovered that their genitals are more complex than they expected. New research has proven that these females have a big role when it comes to sex, and that depending on their species they can be more cooperative or challenging. It’s been discovered that marine mammals, like whales and dolphins, have twisty genitals that helps them have sex in their natural habitats, sealing their bodies and uteruses from water.

This is the part where things get weird: Firstly, scientists gather different kinds of dolphins and marine mammals that have died from natural causes and create molds made out of their vaginas with silicon, so they can understand their shapes better, and how they function. Afterwards, they freeze the vaginas so they can be used later for experiments. As for the mammal’s penises, they pump them with saline so they’re erect, and then they insert them into the frozen vaginas. All of this process allows scientists to understand how this type of sex works and how the different body parts react to each other. The researchers then perform a CT on the final result, that gives them an even better understanding of the inner workings of the whole thing. 

The final results of the research haven’t been released yet, but a lot of new information has been gathered on the matter. Also, if you want to have nightmares forever, you can Google dolphin penis. You’re welcome.


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Why Garlic Breath Lingers And 6 Other Food Facts You Need To Know

Is there a way to bypass the garlic breath that sticks around for hours after you ingest it? How big of a role does color play in our food preferences? And when will taste-o-vision be in everyone’s homes?

Thomas Hofmann, a professor of food chemistry and molecular sensory science at the Technical University of Munich in Germany did a Reddit “Ask Me Anything” (AMA) to put a dent in our understanding of flavor. Grab your science nerd hats (and maybe a medical dictionary), because here are the highlights.

On if he ascribes to the idea of the five basic tastes: sweetness, sourness, saltiness, bitterness, and umami-ness:

“Yes, there are five basic taste qualities identified today on the phenomological as well as genetic level. Next to the five basic tastes with one receptor for sweet, one for umami, one for sour, one for salty and 25 for bitter, we are equipped with about 400 olfactory receptors.”

On why garlic lingers on the breath longer than other foods:

“After ingestion, some of the garlic odorants are metabolized to give allyl methyl sulfide (AMS). This AMS is the only odor-active metabolite formed, is circulated in the blood stream and then exhaled via the lungs, thus giving rise to the bad garlic breath.”

On how color effects our food choices:

“Indeed, our chemical senses can be fooled by other sensory inputs. In particular false colors induce another expectation in our brain that is then not met by the type of aroma or taste we perceive. These cases of “sensory incongruency” challenges our decision on what we really perceive.”

On whether there will ever be taste-o-vision:

“This will be possible in the future. By means of flavor synthesizers, the odor codes of foods or any natural flavor may be re-engineered in real time to deliver authentic odor experiences. Examples are another dimension in cinema wher you can smell what the actors may smell. Another option may be odor messages send by your smart phone.”

On whether the 6th taste receptor for fat is scientifically known or just a myth:

“There is quite solid science out there demonstrating that we are able to sensorially detect fat. Interestingly, it could be shown that it is not the fatty acid receptor activation alone which gives us the fatty or creamy oral sensation. More precise, the fatty acid receptor activation needs to be accompanied by the trigeminal sensing of hydrocarbon moieties to induce an enhanced fat perception.”

On whether it’s possible to enhance the tasting experience by leading the brain through a specific sequence of flavors:

“Indeed, the sequential combination of certain flavors are horrible, like tooth paste and orange juice. In this case an undesirable bitter taste is perceived that is mediated by bitter taste receptors which respond to the compounds in one food and are co-activated and/or allosterically modulated by compounds present in the other foods. However, most of the phenomena are not clarified on a molecular level and needs future investigations.”

On how he understands the difference between “flavor molecules” and the experience of tasting:

“Usually, about 3-50 odor molecules have been shown to create the aroma of each and every food. The experience of tasting now comes by integration of the sensory input in our brain and this is also affected by other sensory inputs besides taste and smell, like vision, texture perception etc.”


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Trump Looking To Slash Drug Czar’s Office By 95 Percent

As the United States grapples with one of the its largest drug crises in history, the Trump administration on Friday revealed plans to eviscerate the budget of the Office of National Drug Control Policy.

The White House has proposed gutting the budget of the so-called drug czar’s office nearly 95 percent, from the current $388 million to $24 million. According to a memo from the White House Office of Management and Budget, up to 33 employees will be axed — nearly half the staff.

As a presidential candidate, Donald Trump talked tough on eliminating America’s drug problem and also vowed to invest in programs to battle opioid addiction. Friday’s proposals appear to be a complete reversal.

Since 1999, the rate of overdoses from opiates has quadrupled, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention.

Rich Baum, Trump’s acting drug czar, was disappointed with the plan in an email sent to his staff:

“These drastic proposed cuts are frankly heartbreaking and, if carried out, would cause us to lose many good people who contribute greatly to O.N.D.C.P.’s mission and core activities. I don’t want to see this happen.”

The surprising news comes just one day after Congressman Tom Marino (R-PA) withdrew his name from consideration as Baum’s replacement.

Among the programs being slashed are the High Intensity Drug Trafficking Areas (HIDTA) program and the Drug-Free Communities Support Program, which the Trump administration considers to be redundant with other programs.

Only Congress has the power to eliminate the agency, but the president has the ability to propose cutting its budget down to the core. The proposal has advocates on all sides of the drug policy fight baffled.

Grant Smith, deputy director of national affairs with the Drug Policy Alliance, took aim at Trump’s motivation.  “The reality is that ONDCP is an agency in dire need of reform. Under Michael Botticelli, during Obama’s second term, the agency made progress in terms of seeing drugs as a public health issue, not a criminal justice issue,” Smith said.

“But we know that Trump and [Attorney General Jeff] Sessions are keen on escalating the war on drugs, so there is a real fear that ONDCP will be used as another tool to prosecute this failed drug war – as it was under Bill Clinton and both Bush presidencies. If that was the plan for ONDCP, then we would rather see it eliminated. The HIDTA and Drug Free Communities grant programs, run by ONDCP, are a phenomenal waste of money that contribute to the incarceration and stigmatization of drug users, so their elimination is a welcome move.”

Kevin Sabet, head of Smart Approaches to Marijuana, a leading anti-legalization organization, also expressed concern. “It felt like a sucker punch in the face,” he Sabet told the New York Times.

Earlier this year, Trump appointed his son-in-law, Jared Kushner to run a White House Office of American Innovation, which will examine drug policy issued among many other initiatives. Also, Trump tapped New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie to head a commission on the opioid crisis.

Gossip: Beyoncé Is The Boss From Hell; Billy Bush Begging For Bill O’Reilly’s Old Job

Beyoncé is a known perfectionist and no one knows that better than the people who work for Queen Bey.

“No detail is too small,” one insider tells Straight Shuter. “After every show she watches her own personal private recording and emails notes. She notices everything, from the shadows the lights make to her hair being out of place. Each staff receives a detailed email of what she likes and doesn’t like no matter what time of day. She has even been known to fire off ‘notes’ at 2am in the morning.”

Beyoncé is also a big believer in silence before every show. “Her dressing room is silent. She is getting in the zone and everything is communicated by her eyes not her voice. She demands a peaceful environment where she can get mentally ready to be Beyoncé.”

Billy Bush Begging For Bill O’Reilly’s Old Job

Billy Bush recently took to social media to talk about about returning to TV, and it wasn’t a coincidence that is was the same time that Fox News Bill O’Reilly was leaving.

“Billy has been begging to return to TV and would love to replace Bill O’Reilly at Fox News or get a show on the network,” sources tell Straight Shuter. “He has been friends with Bill’s official replacement, Tucker Carlson, for years. And would be very grateful for any help that he could give.”

Although Billy is known for his red carpet celebrity interviews, he has grown up around politics as a member of the Bush family political dynasty. “He is just as comfortable talking about immigration as he is talking about The Kardashians,” adds a pal.

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11 Ridiculous Products To Help You Smuggle Booze Into…Anywhere

There’s not many events in life that couldn’t be made better with a little booze. Unfortunately, many events don’t allow alcohol. Here are 9 ways that problem has been solved with products that will ensure you can smuggle your booze while trying not to look like someone who is probably sneaking in alcohol.

1. These Pocket Undies

Is that a bottle of booze in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Guys, these briefs are the ideal way to “enhance” your look while smuggling liquor. One Amazon user says: “I bought these for a rave. I was able to sneak in a flask, oil pens, pills, credit cards, I.D’s and lighters. Literally the best way to sneak things into a venue.” A flask AND pills! Sold.

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2. This Tie And Scarf

As the names suggest, the Flasktie and Flaskscarf are accessories that claim to hide your habit “At the office. Out on the town. Weddings. Stalking.” Bonus: they also work as bibs.

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3. These Binoculars

Where did your booze go? Can you see it? Look closer. There it is! Hiding in your binoculars. The Secret Binocular Flask holds 16-ounces in two separated 8-ounce barrels, so “there’s plenty of room to store your manly whiskey and her favorite vodka too.” Who knew binoculars could be misogynistic?

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4. This Baseball Glove

Professionally known as the Glask, this “not intended for competitive use” baseball glove uses disposable flasks, which fit into the Glask like a glove. Also, the flask is tightly secured for when you need to take a few nips while playing catch with your kiddo. Don’t want to see daddy drinking out of glass!

5. This Bra

The best part about The Wine Rack is its name. The snug sports bra holds 25 ounces of alcohol. But according to Amazon users, it’s not too practical for the ladies. The potentially wonky athletic wear (drinking is a sport) drew comments such as “the flask sprung a leak on me during a concert” and “the seam split open and all of her liquor spilt out, and ruined her skirt she was wearing.” Well, that’s not good.

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6. These Tampons

The good news is that no security guard will touch these. The bad news is that you have to risk people thinking you’re either sucking on a tampon or putting one in your drink. Tough call. And according to several Amazon users, like most tampons, these flasks don’t hold a ton of liquid, so make sure you store them in a plastic baggie to prevent leakage.

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7. This Hair Brush

The Bev Brush only holds 6 ounces of liquid, so it’s not ideal for a long outing. Apparently, it actually works as a great brush, too!

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8. This Purse

From the makers of The Bev Brush comes The Bev Bag. And holy shit, this thing carries 28 ounces of liquid, which sits at the bottom of the bag so you can actually set it on the ground. User reviews tote this bag as super cheap, but chances are, so is the booze your storing in it.

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A less discreet, but way better made bag is the Portovino Wine Purse. It’s $80, so don’t spill on it.

9. This Sunscreen

This flask holds 8 ounces of booze and is great for summertime by the pool or at the ballpark. For cooler months, opt for the regular lotion. Unless you’re super pale, SPF 50 in your purse during the winter might draw unwanted attention to those trying to ruin your fun.

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10. This Beer Gut

The same company that made The Wine Rack offers a product for guys. Ladies who want to look bloated and/or pregnant can also wear it. If your thirst outweighs your pride, just drape this 80-ounce wine bladder over your torso and you’re good to go. Hope the booze you put inside of it is worth it.

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11. This Lipstick

Nordstrom is getting in on the hidden flask trend with their own lipstick. The thing is huge, holding 4 ounces of liquid. And it comes with a tiny funnel. Other retailers, like Walmart and Urban Outfitters also (used to?) sell a lipstick flask, but they’re currently sold out. A simple Google search will help you find a replacement.

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5 Ways To Get Rid Of The Marijuana Smell After Smoking

If you’re reading this, you probably agree with us that weed is great. Legal issues aside, though, there is one area in which its decidedly not great: it’s pungent odor. Even if you work, as we do, for a cannabis-friendly organization, no one wants their clothes or bags or apartment to reek of the sticky icky when you have something professional to do or a serious social obligation. But what are the best ways to remove the scent without abstaining altogether? Read on and find out.

Air Fresheners

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WikiHow suggests investing in air fresheners. Plugging or spraying one immediately before or after smoking can disguise the smell. A downside, however, is your apartment or home then smells like air fresheners, which all smell gross (in our opinion).

Sploof

This one is more preventative than anything but it’s effective. A throwback to our teen years, a sploof is a toilet paper or paper towel roll covered with a paper towel and dryer sheet attached on the outside of one end (held down with a rubber band). When you exhale the smoke, do it into the roll and through the scented filter, creating a pleasant, just-out-of-the-dryer smell.

Febreze

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After a serious smoke session—or after keeping weed in you favorite bag for a prolonged period—just douse everything in Febreze. True it’ll be suspicious that your smell so strongly of Febreze but that’s better than the alternative.

Open A Window

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Don’t sleep on the simplest solution of all: Just open a damn window and give it some time. Of course, this technique doesn’t work if the weather is miserable or if you have limited time. But it’s something to consider.

Scented Candles

 

 

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Class up your operation with a nice scented candle to mask any other odors in your place. Make it a strong one, like something that smells like this apparently very powerful Volcano scent.


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Gossip: Guess How Much Beyoncé’s Maternity Clothes Cost; Kourtney Kardashian Hits Town with 23-Year-Old New Boo

No mom jeans for Beyoncé!

The “Hold Up” singer gave fans a closer look at the outfit she wore to her courtside date night with Jay Z at the The Los Angeles Clippers’ final game. Sharing a video montage set to The Commodores’ “Brick House,” the expectant mom flaunted her maternity style — which comprised of a $5,450 Marseille jacket, $1,790 Gucci backpack, $850 Givenchy mules, and $320 Gentle Monster sunglasses.

The cost of her bumpin’ look? At least $8,410!

Kourtney Kardashian Hits Town with 23-Year-Old New Boo Younes Bendjima

Kourtney Kardashian is making sure Scott Disick knows EXACTLY what time it is.

According to TMZ, she’s been taking a page out of Scott’s own handbook by hooking up with someone super hot and much younger.

His name is Younes Bendjima and they’ve been casually dating for months. They’ve rarely been photographed together in public — but that changed Tuesday when they were spotted doing lunch in West Hollywood and shopping in Bev Hills.

Our sources say they met in October. In fact, Younes was with Kourtney in the Paris club the night of Kim’s robbery. He splits his time between Paris and L.A., and we’re told they see each other regularly when they’re both in town.

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California Indian Tribe Uses Medical Marijuana to Dig Out of Gaming Nightmare

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Native American tribes all over the country are now looking to the marijuana industry as a way to pull themselves out of the economic hardships. In California, the situation is no different, with the lipay Nation of Santa Ysabel located in San Diego County trading its aspirations of generating revenue through the gaming industry to make room for marijuana growers.

A recent report from the Los Angeles Times shows the tribe, which was forced to close the doors on a large casino several years ago due to $50 million of debt, has resurrected the shell of its vacant 35,000-square-foot gaming facility and turned it into medical marijuana grow operation that now leases to growers supplying the state’s legal cannabis trade.

The tribe first began to get serious about joining the business of marijuana after the Justice Department issued the Wilkinson Memo in 2014, giving tribal communities the freedom to engage in marijuana-related activities. This permission, which suggested tribes were now prosecution proof, was granted around the same time that the DOJ gave legal states some breathing room to experiment with legal wed under the infamous Cole Memo.

However, some tribes were not so quick to jump into bed with a substance that is still considered illegal under federal law. But the 700-member Santa Ysabel tribe was willing to take advantage of any opportunity to dig themselves out of the gaping hole left behind by its failed casino. The tribal leaders soon formulated a plan to utilize the remnants of its busted gaming venture to bring to life a new revenue source – medical marijuana.

Although the facility is still a work in progress, it has been semi-functional for the past 18 months, the Times reports. “The greenhouses are at various stages of construction,” said Dave Vialpando, who oversees the Santa Ysabel Cannabis Regulatory Agency and Cannabis Commission. “It won’t be all cultivation. There will be processing rooms and trimming rooms and storage rooms. There’s a lot of infrastructure that goes with the enterprise of medical cannabis.”

There does seem to be some question regarding whether the tribe’s business activities are actually legal under California law. The district attorney’s office says it has “advised the tribe that if state laws are broken in a location where [they] have jurisdiction, [their] office will review any resulting investigation for potential criminal charges.”

Yet Vialpando says the tribe is doing everything by the books, keeping all of its operations in line with the federal memo. And while California is preparing to

launch a full legal pot market, he says the tribe has no plans to participate in the recreational sector.


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5 Winning Taco Hacks That Will Up Your Dinner Game

The taco is life’s perfect food, mainly because you can put anything you want into one and eat them with your hands. They’re wonderful traveling companions, taste great with hot sauce and can be as crunchy, chewy, spicy or fatty as you want them to be. Also true: a dysfunctional shell and/or topping can screw up the whole thing. Here are 5 simple taco hacks to ensure your dinner is a tac-OH! and not a tac-OH, NO!

1. Test The Ripeness Of Your Avocados

Remove the tip of the avocado. If it’s green underneath, it’ ripe. If it’s dark, it’s overripe.

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2. Make Your Own Hard Taco Shells 


Spray tortillas with cooking spray (optional) and then drape over (or stick between) the racks in your oven and bake at 375-degrees for about 8 minutes, or until they’re stiff.

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3. Make taco Shells Out Of Cheese

No tortillas lying around? Use some cheese instead (or as a regular taco shell lining!)

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4. Shred Chicken In A Mixer 

Use the paddle attachment. It can shred large chunks of boneless meat. A hand mixer works, too.

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5. Use Flip Side Of A Muffin Tin To Hold Shells In Place 

Makes filling them way easier.

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The NFL And Roger Goodell Aren’t Being Honest About Marijuana

The NFL stands as an American institution and if you reserve any doubt regarding this statement, look no further than NFL commissioner Roger Goodell’s recent comments on marijuana. Goodell appeared on ESPN’s “Mike and Mike” radio show to promote the NFL Draft and address some issues facing the league. Prior to the draft, two players returned diluted samples in their drug tests, earning conclusions they were trying to mask a positive test of illegal substances, like marijuana, or were superfans of iLoveMakonnen’s Drink More Water mixtape series.

This led the interview into a larger conversation about the NFL’s response to the growing voices of current NFL players—an ESPN survey indicated 71% of current NFL players want marijuana legal—and former players—advocates include Eugene Monroe, Jake Plummer, Eben Britton, and Ricky Williams—urging the league to allow cannabis usage as medical treatment and pain management. Considering the widespread opioid crisis throughout the country and NFL, players want alternative options instead of falling into the dark grips of painkiller addiction.

Roger Goodell relayed the NFL’s stance as such:

We look at it from a medical standpoint. So if people feel that it has a medical benefit, the medical advisers have to tell you that. We have joint advisers, we also have independent advisers, both the NFLPA and the NFL, and we’ll sit down and talk about that. But we’ve been studying that through our advisers. To date, they haven’t said this is a change we think you should make that’s in the best interests of the health and safety of our players. […] Medical marijuana is something that is evolving and that is something that at some point the medical advisers may come to us and say ‘this is something you should consider.’

Throughout his tenure as commissioner, the joke on Goodell revolves around him secretly being a robot. On the surface you chuckle because it makes sense: he speaks in this drone monotone, he seems capable of only two expressions—ON or OFF—and repeats phrases often, like “Tom Brady deflated those footballs” and “I’ll be back.”

Though I laugh, I’ve never fully bought the joke. Because robots should include tight systems of logic and “IF-THEN” functions and the like. Yet very little of Goodell’s actions and speech reflect logic in any way, shape, or form. He panders and promotes “the shield” of the NFL, protecting it at all costs. You wished his comments followed any rigid patterns or reasoning, but they do not.

More from Goodell:

I think you still have to look at a lot of aspects of marijuana use. Is it something that can be negative to the health of our players? Listen, you’re ingesting smoke, so that’s not usually a very positive thing that people would say. It does have an addictive nature. There are a lot of compounds in marijuana that may not be healthy for the players long-term. All of those things have to be considered. And it’s not as simple as someone just wants to feel better after a game. We really want to help our players in that circumstance but I want to make sure that the negative consequences aren’t something that is something that we’ll be held accountable for some years down the road.

Compare his comments at the NFL draft this year to what he said last year. A big narrative of the 2016 NFL Draft regarded Ole Miss’ Laremy Tunsil, a premiere offensive tackle and obvious top-5 pick, if not higher. Tunsil dropped to the No. 13 overall pick, in part because a video leaked of Tunsil smoking marijuana from a gas mask. When asked of the incident, Goodell commented, “I think it’s all part of what makes the draft so exciting.”

Some necessary fact checks and analysis on Goodell’s present-day speech, however.

1) “Listen, you’re ingesting smoke, so that’s not usually a very positive thing that people would say.”

You don’t need to smoke marijuana to consume marijuana. Players could digest edibles—instead of Vicodin or OxyContin—or use vaporizers. For joint pain like linemen with torn-up hands or a quarterback’s throwing shoulder, players could rub a topical CBD-infused cream on their skin. In fact, former NFL lineman Eben Britton has already developed that product through his BeTru Organics company. The NFL likes to pretend its former employees don’t exist, so I thought to offer the tip.

2) “It does have an addictive nature. There are a lot of compounds in marijuana that may not be healthy for the players long-term. All of those things have to be considered.”

Addiction comes in many forms. The DSM-5 and thereby the scientific community labels marijuana addiction as “cannabis use disorder.” It qualifies this disorder from mild, moderate, and severe cases under 11 indicators like craving using marijuana and cannabis usage impairing relationships, work life, and more. Developing two or more indicators within 12 months could mean you have mild cannabis use disorder, though researchers say this test requires more “good science” so we may better understand how we may help those in serious need.

We must also consider Leslie L. Iverson’s The Science of Marijuana. Iverson, a pharmacology professor at the University of Cambridge in England, concluded after sifting through decades of international research that 9% of marijuana users developed a serious addiction. Comparatively, 15% of alcohol users, 18% of cocaine users, and 23% of heroin users would become addicted to their drug.

Then there are the opioids, especially in the NFL. From a recent CNN.com article regarding the 2015 lawsuit by more than 1,800 players against the NFL’s reckless use of painkillers: “In calendar year 2012, on average, according to the complaint, each team was prescribed 5,777 doses of anti-inflammatories and 2,270 doses of narcotics. Considering that each team has 53 players, that could amount to about 150 doses of drugs per player each year.”

Meanwhile, a 2012 CBSNews article described oxycodone—popular brand: OxyContin—and hydrocodone—popular brand: Vicodin—are the No. 1 and 2 most abused medicines in the U.S., according to the DEA. Tolerance can quickly develop with these drugs and lead to individuals seeking stronger highs. This is why four out of five new heroin users report previously misusing prescription painkillers.

These opioids and anti-inflammatories are dangerous. If used incorrectly, the effects can be detrimental. The NFL has demonstrated the negative effects of heedless opioid usage. Again, this is why more than 1,800 former players are suing the league. All researchers and experts and former players ask first and foremost for more research to better understand marijuana and its effects. While the NFL primarily exists as a sports entertainment empire, you can also view the league as a giant opportunity to test various cases of pain management under a controlled and regulated environment. Or, as Britton told me, “the NFL is the vehicle for the most extreme case study of the medical efficacy of cannabis and CBD.”

3) “I want to make sure that the negative consequences aren’t something that is something that we’ll be held accountable for some years down the road.”

That says it all, right? A league battling the aforementioned painkiller lawsuit and a concussion epidemic causing more lawsuits doesn’t want more. Particularly when its employees include an alarming number of domestic abuse and murder cases. The statement reveals how the NFL’s primary objective is to protect itself, not its players.

4) “We have joint advisers, we also have independent advisers, both the NFLPA and the NFL, and we’ll sit down and talk about that.”

Back in early April, the NFL held an owners-only meeting in Arizona. It was the largest collective of Lacoste polos and hair plugs recorded in human existence. (Just kidding.)

At the meeting, Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones urged the NFL to reconsider its stance on cannabis. As we noted, Jones went so far to suggest dropping the league’s cannabis prohibition. The key sentence from NBC’s Mike Florio, however, is this: “Jones was reminded that the issue falls under the umbrella of collective bargaining, which would require the players to make one or more concessions in exchange for significant changes to the marijuana prohibition.”

This falls in line with what Britton told me, “I think they’re going to use it as a bargaining chip in the next collective bargaining agreement negotiations.”

When Goodell says, “We’ll sit down and talk about that,” this is what he means. The NFL knows its employees want access to marijuana as pain treatment. It does not matter whether they need it or not, though former and current players would argue otherwise. Its owners don’t even wish to test for marijuana anymore, but they will maintain their stance to better their position at a bargaining table, to exchange something the owners want for something the players insist they need.

If you ever doubted the NFL isn’t a ruthless cutthroat enterprise hell bent on its capitalistic ambitions, here it is. These comments by NFL commissioner Roger Goodell are a smokescreen and drip with insidious intentions. His peddling this reefer madness rhetoric is dangerous and harm far more than it benefits, which singularly is NFL owners. Roger Goodell and the NFL are not stupid or ignorant about cannabis; they are very, very smart and playing these narratives to their advantage and to obscure other pressing issues. I would say it’s a move straight from the playbook of the man we call President.


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