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A Celebration Of Stephen A. Smith Yelling About The Weed

On the off chances you don’t know him, allow me to introduce Stephen A. Smith. You may recognize him from such roles as Yelling “Blasphemous” And “LeBraaaaaawn James” with Stephen A. Smith and Why, In Fact, I Do Have A Contrarian Hot Take!!, both premiere programs on ESPN. He also hosts a SiriusXM radio program called Yep, I’m Still Yelling. Unlike most mediocre sports commentators, he doesn’t deliver opinions, but ecclesiastical sermons to his audience. Now we have a celebration of Stephen A. Smith yelling about the weed.

Don’t believe me? Just watch Smith when a listener questions if LeBron James handicaps the Los Angeles Lakers’ abilities to land marquee free agents. (A completely legitimate question, by the way.) He literally demands the man pray and repent. I wasn’t even involved in this interaction and I recited five Hail Marys after bearing witness to these sins.

Because our friend Stephen A. Smith was blessed with the ability to emit noises from his mouth 24/7/365 without water breaks or snacks—sources confirm he mumbles hot takes in his sleep—he sometimes records video Q&A’s for social media. Here is where Stephen A. Smith, or SAS for short, intersects with the world of cannabis.

One of SAS’s premiere catchphrases is telling athletes caught using cannabis to “STAY OFF THE WEEDUH!!!” Catchier than any Drake single and just as inspirational as any high school yearbook quote, I giggle every time he says it. Somehow he makes a single word like “weed” last longer than the entirety of War and Peace.

So when someone asked Smith’s thoughts on states legalizing cannabis, I couldn’t wait. So what if he’s argued against the NBA and NFL allowing its players to use the drug, even calling such an act “disgraceful”—he’s entertaining as hell!

Some parents tell their kids of watching the moon landing or attending that one crazy college football game. Not me. I’ll tell my kids how wonderful it is to watch Stephen A. Smith chastise athletes for smoking marijuana. Though he’ll grant that athletes can use it medicinally under doctor supervision, but should never, under any circumstances, consume it recreationally, I don’t care. Who is going to Stephen A. Smith for his nuance on the cannabis and sports debate? Who’s going to Stephen A. Smith for nuance at all?

I’m more concerned if he can say the word “weed” like a normal person, or if he can only pronounce it, “WEEDUH.” The record argues quite convincingly otherwise.

Trust me, I’m not the only Stephen A. Smith “weeduhead” out here. This is a thing. When J.R. Smith inexplicably cost the Cleveland Cavaliers Game 1 of the NBA Finals with the biggest boner in basketball history, we all waited to watch Smith on First Take. Surely a player like Smith, a man notorious for partying shirtless and downing Henny like it’s water, making a mistake like that was worthy of some old-fashioned SAS ire.

Taped in front of a live audience, fans were chanting the catchphrase, begging Stephen A. Smith to deliver the goods once more. He didn’t disappoint.

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I hope Stephen A. Smith never stops talking about “WEEDUH” so long as he lives. We’ll all be better off for it.

Forget Uber And Lyft, These Drivers Would Rather Deliver Marijuana

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For the past several years, driving for Uber and Lyft was a great way to pick up some extra cash. Whether you were doing it as a side hustle or stopgap in between jobs, driving folks around could help pay the bills.

But now folks have upgraded from delivering people to their destinations to transporting cannabis, as the San Francisco Chronicle recently highlighted. While some still drive for Uber and Lyft on the side, one Bay Area cannabis company has claimed to have hired more than 100 drivers away from the ride-sharing apps.

And they do mean hire. As anyone working for various ride-sharing apps understands, most delivery drivers work as independent contractors. That means companies aren’t liable to provide benefits, including health insurance or expenses accumulated while on the job.

Thanks to California laws passed last January, cannabis delivery drivers must be hired as full-time employees. That means those drivers receive compensation for miles driven and cell phone use on the job, and are eligible to such perks as health insurance, overtime pay, vacation time, and, in some cases, a 401(k) plan. Companies in the gig economy legally can’t offer their workers any of those benefits. In addition, independent contractors must pay all their own taxes at year’s end, and all their own expenses.

“People might think that the employees smoke weed or are potheads, which—there’s nothing wrong with that,” one marijuana delivery driver told the Chronicle. “But a lot of employees just work there for the money, and because it’s a great place to work.”

Uber and Lyft don’t exactly need to worry about all their drivers dipping out to deliver marijuana. At least not yet. As of December of last year, Uber reports having 148,000 active drivers. Those drivers, including the company’s delivery drivers, were paid out $2.97 billion by Uber.

If you want more stability, though, plus some nice benefits, maybe delivering bud instead of people could be right for you.

Lindsay Lohan Kind Of Approves Of Ariana Grande’s ‘Mean Girls’ Tribute

Ariana Grande’s latest music video will be filled with iconic movie tributes from the early aughts, including Bring It On, Legally Blonde, and Mean Girls.

This campaign has been rolling since shortly after the release of her hit song “Thank U, Next.” Grande has been in touch with actresses Eliza Dushku and Jennifer Coolidge from Bring It On and Legally Blonde, respectively, keeping her fans entertained by trying to get them to figure out what it is that she’s working on.

A couple of days ago, the teaser for the video was finally released, and it’s a riff of one of Mean Girls‘ most iconic scenes: the montage where students talk about high school icon Regina George (Ariana Grande, in this instance).

 

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The teaser features cameos from Troye Sivan, the original Aaron Samuels, and that girl who immortalized the quote “army pants and flip flops” (her name is Bethany Byrd). Sadly, Mean Girls‘ protagonist Lindsay Lohan will not make an appearance, confirmed by a selfie she recently uploaded on Instagram. The caption reads: “ain’t nobody Lindsay Lohan like the real Lindsay Lohan.”

 

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Although her comment sounds a little salty and weird, she concludes the caption on a positive note, saying how flattered she is over the fact that Ariana Grande loves Mean Girls so much. Which is nice, because Lohan doesn’t need more drama in her life right now.

Starbucks Will Ban Porn In Their Stores By 2019

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We’ve all heard of people watching online porn in coffee shops. You see a lot of weird things in public spaces, especially in a crowded Starbucks.

Activist group Enough Is Enough (EIE) recently targeted Starbucks over their lack of action regarding safe wifi, claiming that the company lied when they said that they were interested in providing a safe environment for their costumers.

Via Enough.org:

Starbucks has had a tremendous opportunity to put its best foot forward in protecting its customers from images deemed obscene and illegal under the law, but they haven’t budged, despite their promise two years ago and despite the fact that they voluntarily filter this same content in the UK.”

According to the statement from the organization, Starbucks said in 2016 that they were working on a filter to block out pornographic content in their locations. Donna Rice Hughes, CEO of EIE, continued to say that Starbucks was more interested in providing paper straws to their costumers over protecting the innocence of children, keeping their doors open for pedophiles and sexual predators.

Starbucks explained to The Verge that watching porn has never been allowed in their stores and that they’ve tested out several methods that will improve their wifi security in the future, saying, “While it rarely occurs, the use of Starbucks public Wi-Fi to view illegal or egregious content is not, nor has it ever been permitted…We have identified a solution to prevent this content from being viewed within our stores and we will begin introducing it to our US locations in 2019.”

New Jersey Is Linking Criminal Justice Reform With Marijuana Legalization

It is not good enough that New Jersey is in the process of becoming one of the next states to legalize marijuana for recreational use, the issue is now focused on the hundreds of thousands of people who have been convicted of pot-related crimes. A secondary proposal has made its way to the legislative table seeking to expunge the criminal records of those who got caught up in the gears of prohibition over the past several decades. It seems that erasing the checkered pasts of pot offenders is has become the latest cannabis advocacy trends. Some say it should have been this way all along.

The argument for the expungement deal hinges on the idea that marijuana prohibition is rooted in racism and that minorities have been a hard target when it comes to getting into trouble with the law. According to the ACLU, black Americans are three times as likely to be arrested for marijuana crimes than whites. This is in spite of data showing that all races are using marijuana at around the same rate. So, New Jersey is looking to make good on all of the times it kicked the crap out of citizens, put them in jail and maybe even imprisoned them over pot. Call it reparations, call it the right thing to do, but many community members are calling it necessary before moving forward.

“If expungement wasn’t a part of this, legalization wouldn’t happen. They wouldn’t have the votes for it,” Assemblyman Jamel C. Holley, the chairman of the New Jersey Legislative Black Caucus Foundation, told the New York Times.

“We represent minority communities and communities who have been impacted the most. This is very important to us. There would be no way that I would support legalization of marijuana without expungement,” he added.

But not every pot offender would be looked after under the companion measure. The bill would set it up to where people convicted of small-time marijuana offenses could get their records expunged. The bill would automatically wipe the slate clean for some, but it wouldn’t have any bearing on those people brought down by the system for dealing or engaging in any kind of drug trafficking schemes.

But there is some discussion about stepping up the reach of the proposal. Some lawmakers are pushing for a plan to would absolve even serious drug convictions. The idea is that by forgiving and forgetting that these people have been flogged by the criminal justice system for selling drugs (even hard stuff like cocaine and heroin), that they might have an opportunity to get off the streets and make a life for themselves. This olive branch would be made available only to those who stayed out of trouble for at least 10 years after their conviction. It would be the second chance that many need and deserve.

Several legal marijuana states have eventually come back around to address the concept of expunging the records of pot offenders. However, New Jersey could be the first to include this reform with its marijuana legalization bill. This is the way it should go from here on out, says Dianna Houenou, the policy counsel at the American Civil Liberties Union of New Jersey. “Trying to make sure that expungement is done statewide really ensures that they are at the forefront of this effort,” she said. “Doing this at the outset of legalization, instead of as an afterthought, makes New Jersey a leader.”

Still, it remains to be seen whether the State Legislature can get any of it done. Although Governor Phil Murphy is behind it all the way, there is still enough resistance in the Senate to prevent the bill from going the distance.

Medical Marijuana Legalized In South Korea

In a move that’s taken some people by surprise — mainly cannabis advocates who’ve been waiting for action to be taken in the East Asian country — South Korea has officially legalized medical marijuana for a handful of conditions, including epilepsy. Though a seemingly liberal move for the extremely strict on cannabis country, recreational use is yet a long way off and harsh penalties remain in place for those caught with the herb without a prescription.

The Act on the Management of Narcotic Drugs was changed recently to allow for “non-hallucinogenic” doses of cannabis to be allowed for very sick patients. After obtaining a doctor’s recommendation and then applying to the Korea Orphan Drug Centre for the license itself, medical hopefuls will be given their permission to consume — or not — by South Korea’s Ministry of Food and Drug Safety.

The amendment to the Act was brought up back in 2015, but did not prevail. It was in March of this year at a conference that a member of the MFDS alluded to a change in mood overall in the country. Clearly, lawmakers did have a change of heart. The Cannabis Control Act of 1976 still has a grip on adult use outside the boundaries of the law and a prison sentence of up to five years holds for illegal possession.

In recent years, cannabis became a fairly popular substance among K-Pop stars. Quite a few of the more well known celebrities spent from 1 to 10 months in jail for its use, but have so far dodged the longer sentences that many civilians have faced.

Cannabis is considered a rare and specialized medicine in South Korea, hence its association with the KODC. According to the translated version of the bill’s explanation, though “hemp” has been considered to be a hallucinogenic in the past, the use of CBD oil has been proven to treat certain medical conditions.

“Non-hallucinogenic” doses and the basic use of the words hemp and CBD lead one to believe that only very low amounts of THC are likely allowed. However, as long as there is at least a small percentage of cannabis’ most famous psychoactive component, an entourage effect is reached and CBD predominant oil can certainly treat many conditions and will provide relief to South Koreans who need it most.

Kate Middleton Gushes Over Meghan’s Pregnancy As Feud Rumors Wage On; Beyoncé Leaves Her First Instagram Comment — Then Deletes It

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Kate Middleton Gushes Over Meghan Markle’s Pregnancy as Feud Rumors Wage On

On Wednesday, Kate Middleton and Prince William spent time in the British city of Leicester to honor and mourn those who died in a helicopter crash, including the owner of the Leicester City football team, Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha. The Duchess of Cambridge had an opportunity to speak with people and shake hands outside of the city’s university and answered questions about her immediate and extended family, including Meghan Markle

One Instagram user, @2cool_4school_2lame_4fame, shared a video of her interaction with the Duchess outside of the University of Leicester. She asked, “Are you excited for Meghan and her new baby?”

The Duchess replied, “Yeah, absolutely. It’s such a special time to have little kiddies and a cousin for George and Charlotte and Louis! It’s really special.”

Kate also revealed her kiddos Prince George, Princess Charlotte and Prince Louis are “getting so excited for Christmas time.” She added, “They’ve started all their Christmas songs and Christmas trees are going up and all that. And Louis is getting bigger. It’s been 7 months now—I can’t believe it.”

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Selena Gomez says she gets ‘really insecure sometimes’

In a new interview with Elle.com that was posted on Wednesday, the 26-year-old singer discusses how her style influences the way she feels.

“I get really insecure sometimes, I go through weird ups and downs, but in general I just want people to wear what they feel comfortable in,” Gomez says. “My assistant, she’ll wear workout clothes every day. But she doesn’t work out. It’s just become a lifestyle, and she loves it. She loves how she feels and she loves how she wears it, and I mean, that’s what I want everybody to feel. She’s inspired me a lot too.”

“If your mind feels strong and your body feels strong, and you feel like you can tackle things, that’s the best feeling,” she adds.

Beyonce made her first Instagram comment ever! And then deleted it

Queen Bey a.k.a. Beyoncé will be making her star Disney debut in one of the most dangerously-anticipated live-action remakes slated for 2019, The Lion King.

The teaser for the film, which dropped on Thanksgiving (November 23), glued the eyes of ‘80s and ‘90s nostalgia enthusiasts to their screens as the one-minute-thirty-two-second trailer ran for the first time ever. Not long after, the Twitterverse exploded with even more suspense as memes and memories of the original 1994 classic burst into the top spot of Thanksgiving’s trending topics.

According to a virally-ciculated screenshot, the Queen Bey then finished off the internet detonation with her alleged first-ever comment on Instagram: a lion and crown emoji on a post from an Instagram account dedicated to the 2019-slated blockbuster.

But according to the subsequent comments on the post after Bey’s now-deleted one, it appears more than one screen-grabber caught a glance of it before she allegedly swiped it as well.

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Here’s How Many Men And Women Actually Orgasm During Sex

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Anyone who has regular sex knows that the odds are in favor of men having an orgasm almost every single time. If women orgasm at all, it usually takes much longer to reach the Big O. Just that phrase alone can cause performance anxiety in anyone who feels they are required to climax in order for sex to count.

Some researchers at Indiana University and Chapman University got their own kind of payoff when they decided to find out the differences in orgasm frequency among gay, lesbian, bisexual and heterosexual men and women. This scientific study examined how over 30 different traits or behaviors were associated with frequency of orgasm when the test subjects were sexually intimate during a month-long period.

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More than 52,000 men and women of all sexual orientations between the ages of 18-65 were studied. And the results were not totally unexpected.

Heterosexual men were most likely to say they usually-always orgasmed when sexually intimate (95%), followed by gay men (89%), bisexual men (88%), lesbian women (86%), bisexual women (66%), and heterosexual women (65%).

For those women who reported more frequent orgasms, they basically took a page out of the “How to Get Yourself Some Pleasure” handbook and took charge of their own sexuality. We could all learn something from them.

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According to the study, this is what they did to ensure themselves the Big O time after time:

…receive more oral sex, have longer duration of last sex, be more satisfied with their relationship, ask for what they want in bed, praise their partner for something they did in bed, call/email to tease about doing something sexual, wear sexy lingerie, try new sexual positions, anal stimulation, act out fantasies, incorporate sexy talk, and express love during sex.

Women were also more likely to orgasm with a simple trifecta of deep kissing, manual genital stimulation, and/or oral sex in addition to vaginal intercourse. Of course, it all depends on what your personal erogenous zones are and how many you have.

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So if you’re looking to up your orgasm frequency, it might be time to try a few new tricks.

[h/t Women’s Health]

Netflix And Apple Are Making Deals With Major Film Studios

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Hollywood purists and Netflix haters get ready because the company that’s seemingly trying to take over the world is now one step closer to their goal. Paramount Pictures CEO Jim Gianopulos recently announced that the company made a multi-picture deal with Netflix, producing films exclusively for the streaming service.

Paramount Pictures is one of the oldest and most historic film studios in the world, having a legacy of over 100 years and producing Oscar winners like The Godfather franchise and all the multi-million dollar Transformers. This is huge.

The Hollywood Reporter claims that Paramount is choosing to take a gamble on Netflix, teaming up with them unlike competitors Disney and Warner Bros who are trying their hardest to take their content from the website and build streaming services of their own.

A24, a young but incredibly beloved and successful production company, is also doing something similar to Paramount, striking a multi-picture deal with Apple. Much less is known about this partnership since both companies are notoriously secretive.

These new films that’ll be especially designed for Netflix and Apple will likely be ones with low to mid-budgets, those that would normally not make a lot of money at the box office and that could benefit from a streaming service release. One of the films in discussion within the Paramount-Netflix partnership is the sequel to To All The Boys I’ve Loved Before, the very successful movie that took over the internet when it was released in April 2018.

The deal between Paramount and Netflix is not surprising since both companies share some history, with Netflix bailing out Paramount and buying the rights to Martin Scorsese’s The Irishman when the film went over-budget. Netflix also became the home of The Cloverfield Paradox, which was initially set for theatrical release, and for Annihilation, a film that didn’t get an international theatrical release because Paramount deemed it to risky for overseas audiences.

These new business deals and partnerships could mean a lot of different things. They could lead to more movies and more opportunities for creativity and inclusiveness or they could result in two media giants consuming two respectable film studios. It’s all up for grabs now.

Bernie Sanders Denounces War On Drugs In New Memoir

In a new book published this week, Sen. Bernie Sanders didn’t hold back on a range of topics, including criticisms of both the Democrat and Republican parties. But it’s Sanders’ words on the failed War on Drugs that should reverberate across party lines, as cannabis reform could be a bigger issue come the 2020 election.

Sanders blasted cannabis prohibition in Where We Go from Here: Two Years in the Resistance, his political memoir published Tuesday, Marijuana Moment first highlighted. This should be no surprise for longtime fans of Sanders, as he was the first presidential candidate in history to publicly support removing cannabis from the government’s list of controlled substances.

“How many young people’s lives got off to a bad start because of a police record related to marijuana?” Sanders writes in the book, adding how difficult essential tasks like applying for a job or college can become with a possession record.

“The good news is that many states and cities across the country are taking action to undo the damage caused by the war on drugs,” Sanders also writes. “More and more states are moving to decriminalize or legalize the possession of marijuana, and some have passed legislation to expunge prior misdemeanor convictions.”

Again, Sanders’ position isn’t exactly new. Earlier this year, he couldn’t help ribbing then-Attorney General Jeff Sessions for rescinding legislation that protected states with legalized cannabis.

“Marijuana is not the same as heroin. No one who has seriously studied the issue believes that marijuana should be classified as a Schedule 1 drug beside killer drugs like heroin,” Sanders said at the time.

Speaking at George Washington University Tuesday to promote the book, Sanders hedged his bets about another possible campaign in 2020. He’d only consider it if it became clear he was the strongest candidate to defeat Donald Trump. However, he emphasized that voters should focus on policy issues, instead of the “personality politics” that governs our current moment.

“What we learned is that the American people, including many conservatives, understand that we need fundamental reform of a broken criminal justice system, which includes by the way, ending this disastrous so-called war on drugs, which has destroyed many lives,” Sanders said.

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