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Could Mexico Follow Canada In Legalizing Recreational Marijuana?

When Canada moved to end marijuana prohibition nationwide, there was a belief the move would inspire more nations to step up and possibly implement similar reforms. The cannabis advocacy community had hoped that the United States would be the first to use the modification in drug policy as an excuse to usher in higher times across the Land of the Free. However, Mexico is reportedly eyeballing the cannabis laws in Canada as a means for controlling the cartel violence that has, for the past several decades, turned the country into a gory scene that rivals any horror film.

Just last week, Mexico’s president-elect Andrés Manuel López Obrador’s administration met with the Canadian government to learn more about the legalization of marijuana. The country’s soon-to-be foreign minister, Marcelo Ebrard, now says that Mexico “absolutely” could borrow a chapter out of Canada’s approach to castrating organized crime by legalizing marijuana for recreational use.

Ebrand, who met with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Canadian Foreign Minister Chrystia Freeland, believes legal weed “is a very interesting option in the short term for Mexico.” The country is looking at both the “the Canadian model” and the “Uruguay model,” he said.

Mexico has already taken some baby steps in this direction. Last year, the country legalized a low-THC medical marijuana program nationwide. But the country’s drug cartels continue to supply the nation with most of its marijuana, and that continues to contribute to some of the most violent times the world has ever seen. Tens of thousands of people (21,857 between January and August) are tortured and killed every year as a result of cannabis and other drugs being controlled by criminal organizations in the country.

There are presently motions underway challenging Mexico’s marijuana prohibition laws. Three favorable rulings have already been logged by The Mexican Supreme Court. Justices need to make five uniform decisions on the matter to bring about any change. But running the issue through the courts is not enough, says attorney Aguinaco Gómez Mont.

“If the court continues acting alone, but Congress contributes nothing, nor does the Executive branch, if the media does not generate pressure, if activists don’t take to the street, there isn’t going to be any change,” Mont said.

That level of support could present itself the second president-elect Andrés Manuel López Obrador takes the reins on December 1.

Following his election over the summer, he vowed to eliminate the military approach to the drug war, pardon non-violent drug offenders and target “the root causes of crime and violence.” The administration came out of the gate considering the legalization of drugs to achieve this objective. We will do “whatever is necessary to restore peace to this country,” said incoming interior minister Olga Sánchez Cordero.

The legalization of marijuana would be an important step. A recent report from the International Drug Policy Consortium (IDPC), which calls the UN’s methods for fighting the illicit dope trade a “spectacular failure in drug policy,” finds marijuana is the leading illicit substance in the world, followed by opioids and amphetamines.

“It doesn’t make sense to have a law forbidding the possession or production of cannabis and we have 9,000 people in jail for that, we have a huge amount of violence in the country,” Ebrard said. “You spend a huge amount of money (on policing), you cause suffering for a lot of people and it doesn’t make sense.”

Ariana Grande Not Welcome Backstage At SNL; Ben Affleck Begging SNL Girlfriend To Take Him Back

Ariana Grande not welcome backstage at SNL

Pete Davidson has been told by his bosses at SNL that if he gets back with Ariana Grande, they would rather he come to work alone, rather than showing up every week with her!

“SNL seems like a fun show, but it is still a job. Pete is paid $15,000 per episode and bringing his girlfriend to work isn’t going to fly,” sources tell STRAIGHT SHUTER. “Ariana is welcome at the after-party, but she isn’t welcome backstage or in Pete’s dressing room while the show is going on. Can you imagine if every cast member brought a friend to work? Not only is she getting in the way, she is very distracting. It has been made very clear that Ariana can sit in the audience, but she cannot just wander around backstage while the live show is going on. Most people at the show assume they will get back together.”

Ben Affleck begging SNL girlfriend to take him back

Ben Affleck broke off his relationship with his 22-year-old Playboy model girlfriend not to focus on his sobriety, but to beg his lover from SNL to take him back.

“Lindsay Shookus doesn’t just work at SNL she is a three-time Emmy-winning producer. She is smart and sophisticated and doesn’t need all Ben’s drama. He has been calling her, but she isn’t interested. He might think he is a rich, handsome movie star, but she can do better than Ben,” sources tell STRAIGHT SHUTER. “Lindsay wishes Ben the best, but she isn’t interested in dating anyone. Lindsay hated seeing her name and picture in the press. She is a behind-the-scenes type of person and wants no part of the Ben Affleck circus that always follows him around.”

When Ben dated Jennifer Lopez most people thought it was JLo who courted the press; now folks are not so sure. It turns out it was Ben!

Kanye West filming Celebrity Apprentice

Kanye West has made it clear that he is a huge fan of President Trump, and now wants to follow in Donald’s footsteps filming his own version of The Celebrity Apprentice.

“Kanye wants Donald’s blessing to film a new version of The Celebrity Apprentice. Kanye thinks now is the right time for the competition show to return with him stepping into the big shoes left by The President,” sources tell STRAIGHT SHUTER. “Although Trump doesn’t own the rights to the show and does not technically have any say in who can and cannot replace him as the host, having the President on your side cannot hurt. Kanye has been soft-pitching the idea of a black version of Celebrity Apprentice to several networks and there is a lot of interest!”

Banding Together: The Cannabis Community Supports From Within

The movement to legalize cannabis rode in on a wave of compassion and love in the 1970’s. Good people were sick of good people going to jail for a plant or suffering in illness when a no-side-effects treatment was right in front of them. They also enjoyed their weed, of course, but it was about more than that, and still is.

California was the first state to go medical in 1996 and champions like Dennis Peron, Brownie Mary and Jack Herer. Not only coudl those trailblazer tell you the lurid history of pot prohibition as well as the actual miracles of the plant, they were helping every sick and disenfranchised person they could with the best medicine they could get their hands on.

In this highly digitalized age, now there are ways for the community to support each other without having to fly across country with medical marijuana stashed in their luggage. Because of the prevalence of cannabis and the fact that most of the U.S. has medical or adult use laws, money does the trick. And sometimes money, not cannabis, is what’s needed.

Recently Rick Cusick—doting father, former editor and associate publisher of High Times, NORML board member and cofounder of the cannabis company Whoopi & Maya—was diagnosed with advanced cirrhosis of the liver. He fell very ill and, unable to work through the pain, started a Go Fund Me page to ease the pressure. The cannabis community has showed an outpouring of compassion and support, though the campaign wages on.

Scott Negron is a former decorated firefighter from California  and Florida. A father, musician, businessman, and medical cannabis activist, he suffered from chronic pain and Crohn’s Disease for over 20 years. In 2010, Scott started  to treat his chronic pain and Crohn’s disease successfully with medical cannabis. The plant renewed Scott’s health and quality of life. Then in 2015, police raided Scott’s home. A Go Fund Me went up to free him from his 10-year jail sentence and went a long way in doing so.

Tony is a devoted husband, father, brother, grandfather, uncle and friend and was sadly diagnosed with pancreatic cancer on August 31st. The official diagnosis came at Dana Farber on 9/12/18. The cancer is incurable, only treatable. The goal of his Go Fund Me is to keep healthy, comfortable and maintain the ability to enjoy life. His family plans on using cannabis oil along with chemotherapy to treat him.

All of the above causes—plus many more cannabis-based causes—are waiting for much needed support. Just search Go Fund Me for “medical marijuana” to see the need. Join the cannabis army of wellness if you’re so inclined and help a fellow imbiber who’s down on their luck. It’s what the movement was founded on: getting help to those who require it most.

Flower Power: Try These Trippy THC Shortbread Cookies With Pressed Rose Petals

The food world is always changing, and on the internet, people are coming up with brilliant ways to decorate and flavor our beloved classic foods. Flower cookies are currently blowing up, thanks to chefs like California-based Loria Stern and her application of edible flowers in a myriad of stunning desserts that you can’t help but ogle over— they look as beautiful as they probably taste.

One of her greatest hits is the pressed flower sugar cookie, a trifle of unique beauty that could fit in at any fancy party. These are also a wonderful place for the intrepid DIY-er to stash some cannabutter, making the flower contribution just a little bit prettier, and hopefully your day, too.

You can add edible flowers to so many foods, but a sweet cookie is an excellent place for their fragrant, vegetal glory, and it complements those similar notes in cannabis flower. Using homegrown flowers as Stern does is a luxury that some climates allow, but if you’re in an urban area lacking organic bachelor’s button and calendula, rose petals and lavender will also do nicely. Try it out as fall tips into full swing for a unique but rich consumable.

Triple Flower Shortbread

Inspired by Loria Stern

Estimated 5mg THC per 1/8th wedge

2 cups all purpose flour

1 stick unsalted butter, softened

1 stick cannabutter*, softened

1 tsp salt

½ cup powdered sugar

1 tsp vanilla extract

1 tbsp coarse sugar for dusting

1 tbsp each organic rose and lavender flowers

Sift sugar and salt into a large bowl. Add the butter and whip with an electric mixer until creamy and fluffy. Add vanilla and mix again momentarily. Fold in sifted flour with a spatula until the dough comes together.

Chill the dough for at least 1 hour before baking. Preheat oven to 325 degrees when you’re 15 minutes away from baking, depending on you r

Grease a large cast iron skillet and press the dough into the pan at a 1” thickness all around. Sprinkle with flowers and sugar, then cover with parchment or plastic wrap and press the flowers and sugar gently into the dough to make them secure for baking and handling.

Bake at 325 for 15-20 minutes until the cookie is golden, but not brown. Be sure to rotate throughout the bake time to avoid uneven cooking. Allow to cool completely before removing from the pan with a long flat spatula.

Cut into wedges or break into rustic slices like a hobbit would, and serve with a matching floral tea, the experience of smelling this combo alone is worth the baking effort.

Photo by Maria Penaloza

*Cannabutter

Decarboxylate 2 grams of finely ground cannabis or .25 gram of concentrate. Put material in lidded mason jar or vacuum sealed bag with cannabis and one stick of butter. Heat in water bath just under boiling for at least 1 hour. Strain and cool to use in recipes.

Complete any high tea with these beautiful cookies, and when you have access to all of the amazing wildflowers that some west coast chefs do, take advantage!

How To Keep Yourself From Stalking Your Ex’s Social Media Profiles

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Social media is very addictive and it’s easy for it to become an unhealthy habit, especially when you’re going through something sad and emotional like a break-up.

Break-ups heighten our emotions and make us feel like we’ve never felt more heartbroken or in love. It’s common to feel the need or compulsion to look through your ex’s social media sites several times a day, wanting to know where they are, who they’re hanging out with, and what they’re doing now that you’re not together.

While time is the best way to get over someone, there are ways that can make this process easier. Here are 5 tips to keep yourself from turning into a full-on stalker.

Apps that help

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If you have a serious stalking problem there are apps out there that can make it harder for you to stalk your ex. AppDetox is one of these, setting boundaries for your social media usage depending on your app settings. This app can stop you from going on social media apps during late nights or when you’re bored during your commute.

While the app won’t isolate you from your ex, it works as a buffer. The only way of completely getting rid of their presence is to block or unfriend them, which may cause drama but it’ll give you some peace of mind.

Friends

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Make time to hang out with friends and close ones so they can cheer you up and also keep track of your behaviors. Close friends can let you know when you’ve been talking too much about your ex and will also prevent you from spending too much time on your phone stalking your ex.

Break patterns

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Most of us want to cry, stalk, and sleep after a break up, which is okay. After a while though, you need to start doing other things and look for distractions and activities that can make you feel better, fulfilled and won’t leave you with as much free time.

Get some space

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It’s common to stay in touch with someone after a break up, but if you’re trying to avoid stalking them and are looking to get over them, it’s best to get some space from their entire world. It’s okay if you need to stop following your ex and their friends and family. Your mental health should always come first.

Set personal goals

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If you have a dependence on your ex’s social media updates try to build up some boundaries and realistic goals, such as limiting the stalking to once a day or spending an entire day without looking through their social media profiles. While this may seem silly, it’s more realistic to ease out of a habit slowly than to cut yourself off completely and expect perfect results.

After a few weeks, you’ll start to forget about your goals and boundaries and you’ll realize that it’s been days since you last thought of your ex.

E-Cigarettes And A New Threat: How To Dispose Of Them

The two largest global brands of capsule coffee, Nespresso and Keurig, are regarded by many as environmental nightmares. Billions of the throwaway non-recyclable plastic products currently clutter waste dumps, waterways and city streets. Both inventor of the “K-cups” John Sylvan and former Nespresso CEO Jean-Paul Gaillard have publicly bemoaned the environmental consequences of the products they once championed. Sylvan has stated that the disposable (but not biodegradable) coffee capsule is “like a cigarette for coffee, a single-serve delivery mechanism for an addictive substance.”

The comparison between cigarette butts and capsule coffee is surprisingly fitting. Both butts and capsules are intentionally designed to be convenient, single-use products. Both are also non-biodegradable and un-recyclable. As pervasive and polluting as cigarette butts are, however, the e-waste from e-cigarettes presents an even more apt comparison.

As a postdoctoral researcher at the Center for Tobacco Control Research and Education at the University of California, San Francisco with a background in environmental philosophy and public health, I became curious how the waste stream of e-cigarettes has passed completely outside the regulatory radar.

A smoking gun?

San Francisco’s Pax Labs, maker of the market-leading electronic cigarette (e-cigarette) Juul, thinks of its product as a “Nespresso machine, if Nespresso still made great coffee.” It also describes its e-cigarette as a “gun.”

The product has soared in popularity, particularly among teenagers, leading Dr. Scott Gottlieb, commissioner of the Food and Drug Administration, in September 2018 to call Juul smoking among teens an epidemic.

While the health outcomes for e-cigarette vapor versus an inveterate capsule coffee drinker vary greatly, both “disruptive” products present lingering harms to the environment greater than the products they replace.

Volunteers pick up cigarette butts at Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey, on Oct. 12, 2012. Michael Parry/AP Photo

The legacy of cigarette butts imparts a dark story. An estimated two-thirds of cigarette butts are littered, clogging sewer drains, blighting city parks and contributing to estimated cleanup costs of US$11 billion yearly for U.S. litter alone. Cigarettes are environmentally irresponsible by design, and yet e-cigarettes pose an environmental threat of considerable proportions. Instead of merely being thrown away, these complex devices present simultaneously a biohazard risk with potential high quantities of leftover or residual nicotine and an environmental health threat as littered electronic waste.

Their endocrine-disrupting plastics, lithium ion batteries and electronic circuit boards require disassembly, sorting and proper further recycling and disposal. Their instructions do not say anything about disposal. Electronic waste (e-waste) already presents a daunting environmental quandary and is notoriously difficult to recycle. When littered, broken devices can leach metals, battery acid and nicotine into the local environment and urban landscape.

A preventable environmental health disaster

E-cigarettes remain controversial because of the inability to know whether they are a gateway to cigarette smoking. One thing is clear: They are an environmental threat. RedPixel.pl/Shutterstock.com

A main question public health regulators must face is: How are these new devices being disposed of? Are e-cigarettes being thrown away carelessly, like cigarette butts? Or disposed of in special electronic waste facilities, like smartphones? Preliminary results from litter pickups give mixed results. Juul pods are found routinely littered, especially where young people congregate. But because of the double-bind of e-cigarette waste being both electronic waste due to the components and hazardous waste due to the nicotine liquid residue, currently there is no legal way to recycle them in the U.S. The Office on Smoking and Health and the EPA need to coordinate their regulations to allow for the safe recycling and waste minimization of these products.

More than 58 million e-cigarette products were sold in the U.S. (not including those sold in vape shops or online) in 2015, 19.2 million of which were disposable e-cigarettes. A 2014 study found that none of the surveyed e-cigarette packages contained disposal instructions.

The major transnational tobacco companies so far primarily sell throwaway, one-use “closed” system products. Vuse and MarkTen, owned by Reynolds American and Altria, respectively, are two leading U.S. e-cigarettes, and both are closed systems. While these products may prevent nicotine poisoning in small children, their environmental health harms may be significantly larger due to their expendable design.

Most independent vaporizer manufacturers sell open, or reusable, systems, which are more popular with longer-term users and possibly more effective to quit than traditional cigarettes. In other markets, however, like the U.K. and Japan, transnational tobacco companies British American Tobacco (BAT) and Japan Tobacco International have begun to heavily market open systems.

BAT’s website on the disposal of their Vype e-cigarette warns “electrical waste and electronic equipment can contain hazardous substances which, if not treated properly, could lead to damage to the environment and human health.” So neither open nor closed systems are environmentally sustainable.

The World Health Organization, in its report Tobacco and Its Environmental Impact: An Overview, recently noted the “quieter but shockingly widespread impacts of tobacco from an environmental perspective.” Article 18 of the WHO Framework Convention on Tobacco Control states that all signatory parties “agree to have due regard to the protection of the environment and the health of persons in relation to the environment in respect of tobacco cultivation and manufacture within their respective territories.” It is time to close the loop and pay increased attention to tobacco product disposal as well.

As regulatory agencies continue deciding how to regulate e-cigarettes, not only should the immediate health effects and secondhand effects of the products be taken into account, but I believe the environmental effects of these products should be too.

The mounting environmental impact of the single-use non-recyclable coffee fad has left coffee capsule Keurig inventor John Sylvan regretting his invention. Will apocryphal e-cigarette inventor Hon Lik ever have a similar reckoning regarding the mountains of e-cigarette e-waste? Let’s hope it never gets to that point.The Conversation

Yogi H. Hendlin, Postdoctoral Research Fellow in Public Health Policy, University of California, San Francisco

This article is republished from The Conversation under a Creative Commons license. Read the original article.

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This Utah Senator Filmed Himself Trying Marijuana The First Time

Don’t knock it until you try it. Utah state senator Jim Dabakis challenged his fellow politicians with that attitude as the state prepares to vote on legalizing medicinal marijuana in the coming weeks. To put his money where his mouth is, Dabakis traveled to Nevada, where marijuana is recreationally legal, to film himself trying marijuana.

According to local news station KUTV, Dabakis is known for his political publicity stunts. The senator supports Prop 2, which would legalize medicinal marijuana in Utah, and wants his fellow legislators to know it’s “not a big deal.”

In a Facebook Live video posted over the weekend, Dabakis pops a gummy edible, noting his “sacrifice for you, the taxpayers.”

“I wouldn’t recommend it as a sheer candy because it’s a little bit bitter,” he says while chewing. Dabakis also assures viewers his stunt is a responsible one—he already has a driver secured and plans to lay by the pool while the edible kicks in.

“It dawned on me Wednesday on the floor of the Senate that the Legislature is going to have the final say on this medical marijuana,” Dabakis told KUTV, explaining why he went through with the stunt. “I thought, ‘Maybe nobody on this floor has ever tried marijuana.’”

“I think if the legislature would actually try it they would find it and realize this is no big deal, and at least let those who are suffering have the help that they need,” he added.

Regardless of the vote next month medical marijuana appears assured in Utah, thanks to a deal struck between leaders of the Mormon Church, marijuana advocates, and Gov. Gary Herbert. Dabakis is correct, though, about legislators having the final say. Whether the medical marijuana program is more restrictive or accessible will be determined by state legislators after the fact.

And in a followup Facebook video, Dabakis told his colleagues to “mellow out” on cannabis.

“I think the reefer madness crowd—you guys, you need to try it. It’s not that big a deal.”

Canadians Unhappy With Excessive Plastic Marijuana Packaging

In an astounding find by Canada’s first retail customers, for every gram of cannabis sold there is in excess of as much as 70 grams of packaging. That’s a lot of lasting waste, and without a solid recycling program put in place, it’s already turning some consumers off.

Moncton resident Remi Robichaud said,”It’s really shameful. Being a coastal province, they should do something about the amount of plastic that goes into our ocean.” Which is a very real concern. A friend of Robichaud weighed the packaging that came with one gram of cannabis on a food scale and it came out to 70 grams between the plastic, foil and other packaging.

RELATED: Are Tin Cans The Next Wave In Marijuana Packaging?

And it’s not a Moncton phenomenon. In Nova Scotia, Greg Mac, who has a YouTube Channel “Greg Mac Reviews Whatever,” put up a picture of all the packaging that came with his cannabis, with the caption, “This is how much packaging / Waste for just 4 grams of weed from the Nova Scotia Liquor Commision.”

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Previously Mac had been getting his cannabis at medical dispensaries and said that the product simply came in a plastic zippered bag, which was just fine for him. But is there any sort of method to this packaging madness?

Health Canada’s website states that cannabis ought to, “be packaged in an immediate container that is tamper-evident, child-resistant, prevents contamination and keeps cannabis dry.” It goes on to say, “Regulations would require that the immediate container be opaque or translucent. Products could have both an inner and outer package, but every package would need to be labelled in accordance with the proposed requirements.”

RELATED: 3 Ways To Be A Conscious Cannabis Consumer

Robichaud and Mac both agree that glass jars, which are reusable and useful, should be considered as an option, especially with the world seemingly banding together to make the planet healthier for wild and sealife, not to mention us humans and our descendants. Bans on plastic items are already taking effect, including an impending ban on plastic straws.

Cannabis is supposed to be the green option all the way around. Its roots breed better soil, its properties lend medicine without the burden of side effects, organic cannabis is practically the norm now and it’s already high time that the way it’s delivered gets with the fledgling post-excessive-waste era.

Jamie Lee Curtis Defends Halloween Marijuana Scene

She is known as an icon in the horror genre and the Scream Queen. Now, Jamie Lee Curtis defends Halloween marijuana scene. There are a litany of rules for surviving horror movies. Blog posts around the internet dedicate themselves to deciphering what not to do if you have any chance of surviving a masked killer or extraterrestrial being. Intuitively you know what these are. Whenever you watch a character announce, “I’ll be right back,” or roll around in the sheets, you assume their time is ending shortly.

In John Carpenter’s iconic slasher Halloween, babysitter Laurie Strode breaks one of those cardinal rules—don’t do drugs or drink alcohol. Played by Scream Queen Jamie Lee Curtis, Laurie shares a few puffs from a joint riding around town with her friend Nancy. Though Nancy pays the price for her horror movie misdeeds, Laurie does not.

Curtis reprises her role as Laurie in the Halloween reboot, which is in theaters now. While promoting the movie, the actress discussed the origins of her character and she “was the archetype that had to be the center of that story, which is an innocent girl, without boyfriends, without experience.”

Related: The 5 Scariest TV Show Episodes To Watch This Halloween

According to Curtis, the original Halloween movie is about the innocence of babysitting—where parents entrust their children’s lives to someone who’s basically their peers—perverted by this unadulterated evil in the form of Michael Myers.

“She’s the good girl, even though she did smoke pot, which is such an anomaly for a good girl,” Curtis said. “But the way she smokes it, you can see she’s not experienced. She coughs and she sort of blows it.”

That lack of inexperience, that innocence is ultimately what redeems Laurie to survive against Michael Myers. So if you ever find yourself in a horror movie, remember—don’t inhale. It might save your life.

David Schwimmer Swears He’s Not The Same Dude Wanted By British Police

It started out as a serious question on Facebook. Police in the English seaside town of Blackpool wanted the public’s help in tracking down a thief who stole a jacket, wallet and phone from a local restaurant.

But things took a turn when the public got a visual of the suspect in question — security footage of the guy buying beer from a nearby convenience store. This dude look familiar to you?

https://www.facebook.com/BlackpoolPolice/photos/a.382639948432987/2132566913440273/

If you’re thinking to yourself, “That guy looks just like Ross from Friends!” you are not alone. If you have a few minutes to spare,  just wade through the comments, which include:

im suprised youve not found him…..its like your always stuck in second gear…

I don’t think it’s been this guy’s day, his week, his month or even his year…..?

Was he on a break?

I was going to read the report for this but it was 18 pages… FRONT AND BACK! It rambled on for so long that I fell aslEEP

Shoplifting…It’s NOT that common. It DOESN’T happen to every guy, and it IS A BIG DEAL !!!

That’s clearly not Ross. They’re as different as night and… later that night.

Approach this man with care, especially if someone has just taken his leftover turkey sandwich with a moist maker

Hope he didn’t forget his ‘salmon skin roll’

Only way this can end is with a Scooby Do ending, where they pull off the Ross Mask and its Gunther

Others acknowledged it was a serious crime, you guys:

Guys this is serious…it was a robbery based on giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the stolen items that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have… and receive.

Scotland officers even joined in on the fun. Wrote the Dumfries Police:

If you see him keep away. He is known to have studied Karate and we believe he has mastered the art of Unagi, the state of total awareness.

Of course, it was only a matter of time before the real  Ross Geller (aka David Schwimmer) heard about his doppelganger and posted a response proving his innocence:

https://twitter.com/DavidSchwimmer/status/1055123896909864966

Blackpool Police unanimously agree that Ross from Friends is not the culprit:

Thank you to everyone for your speedy responses. We have investigated this matter thoroughly and have confirmed that David Schwimmer was in America on this date. We’re so sorry it has to be this way.

Evil Ross is still on the loose. If you have any genuine info, Blackpool Police are there for you. Like they’ve been there before.

(If you’re not a Friends fan, apologies for an entire story which must make absolutely no sense.)

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