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Gossip: Kylie Jenner On Fame: ‘I Can’t Do It Forever;’ Miley Cyrus Talks Rumors She Will Star As Madonna In Movie

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Gossip: Kylie Jenner On Fame: ‘I Can’t Do It Forever;’ Miley Cyrus Talks Rumors She Will Star As Madonna In Movie

In a new trailer for her upcoming reality show, “Life of Kylie,” the 19-year-old opens up about her struggles with fame. Having spent more than a decade in front of the camera, Jenner admits even she has a hard time keeping up the glamorous public persona as seen on her Instagram and Snapchat.

“Nobody has a perfect life. But I’m not totally innocent because I am keeping up this lifestyle. I can’t do it forever,” she confesses. “This isn’t Keeping Up With the Kardashians. This is like a therapy session.”

“When you grow up on camera, everybody feels like they know you, but they don’t. I feel like a lot of people have misconceptions of who I am,” the Kylie Cosmetics maven explains. “There’s two sides of me. There’s an image that I feel constantly pressured to keep up with, and who I really am around my friends.”

Though Jenner may still have problems, like, realizing stuff these days, her sisters certainly don’t think so.

“She’s already a pro at this,” Kim Kardashian told E! News at the 2017 NBCUniversal Upfront presentation on Monday (May 15, 2017). “This is something she really wanted to do to show a different side of her. She hasn’t been that open on our show. So you’re definitely going to see her friends, her dating, what she does on a daily basis, how hard she really works.”

“Like what the hell does Kylie do all day long? It’s funny because [Kim and I are] with each other all day long. So with Kylie, I’m going to be a viewer like everyone else,” Khloé Kardashian added.

Life of Kylie will premiere July 6 at 10 p.m. on E!.

Miley Cyrus Talks Rumors She Will Star As Madonna In Movie

In an exclusive interview with WKTU’s Cubby & Carolina Bermudez airing tomorrow, Miley Cyrus told all.

On rumors she’s been offered to play Madonna in an upcoming movie ….. ” “I think that’s a huge huge compliment. I don’t know if she asked me I couldn’t turn down Madonna but Paris Jackson looks too much like Madonna. I’m the wrong pick.”

On which judge on “The Voice” she would duet with …….. “Ain’t going be Blake [Shelton]! Just kidding. Probably Adam [Levine] we’re really close. Now Alicia [Keys] is gone and I don’t know Jennifer Hudson but I’m excited to team up with her. Basically three against Blake. He’s the nicest guy in the world but so fun to mess with.”

When asked what songs she did not like to perform anymore ……. “Wrecking Ball” she said… “I’ll do it, But I don’t love it. It’s when you’re so stoked about something and then you have to sing a song that bums you out. And I’ll never live down when I licked a sledge hammer”

On why she looks up to Katy Perry ….. “Miley: Katy Perry she’s been a friend of mine for a really long time. We were actually just realizing the other day that next year, we’ll have been friends for 10 years. I think that’s my friend that I’ve known the longest. Which is really really weird!”

“Miley: That’s like a really long time. When she came out with “Kissed a Girl,” I was doing the Hannah Montana movie, and I heard her on the radio, and I was on a four wheeler actually, my dad had this four wheeler…this is how hillbilly we are…we had a radio attached to the four wheeler, and I heard it and I screamed and started freaking out, and then uh she asked me to go to the VMA’s with her. That’s when I started doing my whole VMA controversy…I was like ‘I’ll go with Katy Perry!’ And she took me, but my mom like didn’t want me to go by myself…ya know like stranger danger. So my mom went with me in the limo with Katy Perry…um and my mom..she didn’t really get the joke…she just thought it was cool that I got to go with Katy Perry. Yeah and um so that’s how we met…and we just stayed friends.”

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10 Occasions When You’re Better Off Not Smoking Marijuana

Malcolm MacKinnon
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10 Occasions When You’re Better Off Not Smoking Marijuana

Many people in this world swear by cannabis, affirming that every aspect of their lives is improved by being high. We beg to differ. Here are ten situations in which you are better off not smoking marijuana.

Spat With A Significant Other

It happens in the best of relationships. Sometimes we don’t see eye to eye. Sometimes we argue. Sometimes we get angry. Getting high won’t help you. If you care about your partner, your brain will be churning. You’ll be upset, off-center and distressed. A buzz won’t improve things. It only adds unpleasant, unfocused dimensions to your unrest. Bear in mind that compromise is an art. If you really care about your partner, no doubt you crave reconciliation. Find the avenue to achieve that. Then smoke up – together!

The Beach

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Wallace J. Nichols, a marine biologist, says that a day at the beach puts us in “a mildly meditative state characterized by calm, peacefulness, unity and a sense of general happiness and satisfaction with life in the moment.” So the question is, why would you need cannabis? The beach provides all kinds of stimuli that overpower a buzz. Crashing surf, warm sun, ocean air and frolicking in the waves will pretty much deplete the intensity of your high.

Assembling Furniture

So your new coffee table was just delivered. Well, it’s not actually a coffee table; it’s called a “plortz.” There are 16 different pieces to deal with and a variety of screws, plus the assembly guide requires that you think in three dimensions. It’s the perfect formula for frustration. Unless you have a straitjacket to subdue your aggravation, don’t light up! We repeat: Don’t light up! IKEA and cannabis don’t mix.

Meeting With Your Accountant

Unless you’re sure that your accountant has only good news to discuss, getting high is unwise. If you discover that the IRS is demanding your life savings or bankruptcy has barged into your life, expect a lethal buzzkill. Stress like this will squelch any cannabis-induced euphoria you’ve achieved.

Watching Disasters On TV

A friend of ours tells us that his biggest waste of cannabis occurred on 9/11. Over the course of that day, he smoked a half-ounce watching wall-to-wall news coverage. “I never got high,” he says. Tragedies and disasters aren’t less tragic or disastrous simply because you’re high. Instead, their magnitude is amplified.

Fixing Your Computer

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When our online connections go haywire or our screens go blank, life comes to a standstill. You’ve got to take immediate action. That doesn’t mean toking up! Keep your wits about you. Troubleshooting computer problems requires a methodical approach. You need concentration to eliminate possible glitches and explore uncharted territory that may be causing malfunctions. Sometimes it’s a walk in the park; sometimes it’s a mugging in the park. Save your buzz for the restoration of your online identity. 

Buying A Mattress

Nothing about buying a new bed requires that your brain be untouched by cannabis. It’s just not gonna help. Try lying down on a bunch of different mattresses when you’re high. Then decide which level of firmness matches your preference. It’s not possible! They all feel great! We guarantee that you’ll be hopping from bed to bed saying: “This one. No, this one. Well, maybe this one. Was it this one? I can’t remember.” And so on.

A Traffic Jam

Is there anything more irritating than sitting in an interminable line of unmoving cars? Yes, there is! Sitting in that same traffic tie-up at night when you can’t see anything but darkness and brake lights. If you’re thinking of toking up, don’t! First off, it’s illegal. Secondly, it will only make your mental state worse. The futility of staring at a windshield and wondering whether you’ll ever arrive at your destination will not be enhanced by a buzz.

Walking In The Rain

In the movies, rain provides a backdrop for romance. How often have we seen two lovers admit their undying affection for each other with rain streaming down their faces? Additionally, poets are apt to imbue nasty weather with ethereal, cosmic meaning. But don’t believe them. As you might expect, it’s mighty tough lighting up when you’re getting drenched. You’ll only succeed in becoming wet and miserable. If you’re like most people, you hurry to get out of the rain – so you can get high indoors!

Drinking Alcohol

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The most egregious waste of cannabis possible. Yes, we know: many of you are fans of a beer and a joint. But five beers will negate the effects of that joint. Why? Because you’ll be drunk. Smoking a few more won’t enhance your high or make you less drunk. Booze kills. And booze kills your high.

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Why Tom Brady Is Cocky, Ignorant And Will Be Cursed Forever More

Brendan Bures
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Why Tom Brady Is Cocky, Ignorant And Will Be Cursed Forever More

Tom Brady has reason to be cocky. The only quarterback to win five Super Bowls, he won the last in highly dramatic fashion, as Brady rallied his team from a 28-3 deficit to steal championship victory. That win secured Brady, in the minds of many in the sports world, as the all-time GOAT (greatest of all time) NFL quarterback.

It is an opinion almost insurmountable to argue otherwise. As radio personality Charlamagne Tha God has repeated, Tom Brady is the only person to beat the internet. Early memes and jokes of the Patriots’ all-but determined demise proliferated when the team was losing 28-3. If there is one lesson learned from all of our years of social media, it’s that you don’t beat memes. You can’t; ask Michael Jordan. You accept them as part of your life and move on.

Brady didn’t have to do that. He won. He has reached the mountaintop and claims he can play into his 40s. I did not doubt that this was a possibility that existed.

Until I saw this video.

The Madden Curse is a long-gestating stipulation that appearing on the cover of this video game franchise will place a hex on your football career, either through injury or decline in ability. Previous victims of this Madden Curse include Donovan McNabb, Shaun Alexander, Rob Gronkowski, Dante Culpepper, and more.

Some have defeated the curse, like Calvin Johnson, Richard Sherman, and Drew Brees. While a lucrative invitation to grace this cover, accepting this volatile randomness of a possible curse into your life seems too risky a proposition for someone like Brady to take so late in his career.

Then he made it worse. In the above video he smashed a mirror, walked underneath a ladder, pretending that curses aren’t real. I half-expected Brady to spill salt, make love to nine black cats, and open 47 umbrellas indoors.

Does Tom Brady not remember he plays for a Boston sports team? They may be cocky, thanks to recent sports success, but the Curse of the Bambino hangs over that city’s head whether they want it or not. I fully expect the sports gods to deliver an injury so miniscule that will ruin Brady’s career for this stunt. In other words, start looking up cures for irritable bowel syndrome, Tommy boy.

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Watch Neil deGrasse Tyson Eat Nuclear Hot Wings And Explain The Secrets Of The Universe

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Watch Neil deGrasse Tyson Eat Nuclear Hot Wings And Explain The Secrets Of The Universe

Neil deGrasse Tyson is a popular figure on this website for a multitude of reasons. A primary reason revolves around him saying quite ridiculous things that is rooted, ultimately, in scientific evidence. Another is that he can be quite poetic describing the cosmos and humanity’s place within this existential infinity.

His recent appearance on Complex’s “Hot Ones” show didn’t disappoint in these regards. Even while munching on the spiciest wings possible, Tyson remained relatively eloquent when speaking about space and science.

It also featured him delivering a very funny SMH to a Kanye West lyric and calling out rapper Immortal Technique for being fake deep. Tyson revealed he wants to dive in to Instagram, like all the cool teens are doing these days, but wants to deliver his own artistic spin on the platform.

This video finds us in the same week that Neil deGrasse Tyson sent a perplexing tweet regarding falling over when quickly taking off his pants. He later apologized for posting the comment, stating that he’d meant to send it in a personal message.

So come for the Kanye burns and stay for the famed astrophysicist describing spicy wings in that Tysonian way of his, commending one hot sauce for its fiery ubiquity that coated the entirety of his taste buds.

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Ridley Scott On What Aliens Would Actually Do To Us If They Visited Earth

Maria Loreto
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Ridley Scott On What Aliens Would Actually Do To Us If They Visited Earth

During his Alien: Covenant press tour, Ridley Scott was asked thousands of questions that ranged from his feelings about being director once again of an Alien film, to the fate of humanity. He expressed his belief that there are hundreds of superior beings out there and that if they ever have the necessary technology to make it to Earth, we should all just run and hide.

He added that if a group of aliens were smart enough to develop an aircraft that could make it to our planet they must be way more advanced than us, intelligent and hostile. Unlike most science fiction stories and films, Scott thinks that human beings wouldn’t stand a chance against aliens, and that we’d be unable to fight them off, or even put up a semi-decent fight.

“If you’re stupid enough to challenge them you will be taken out in three seconds,”

Ok, Ridley.

According to Scott, there are about 100 or 200 entities out there that we’re all unaware of. Seth Shostack, senior astronomer from the SETI Institute, rebuffed most of his statements claiming that there is no way of knowing how many entities are out there, and that there are probably more than just a couple of hundreds. He also said that there was no way of knowing if they were actually hostile or not. If aliens were to ever make it to our doorstep they’d probably be incredibly intelligent, having developed the necessary technology to travel through great distances of space.

If they were able to accomplish all of this, aliens would probably show up to our doorstep with more noble intentions than to simply eliminate us all from the map and steal our very basic resources (to their eyes, anyways). Shostack did say that if aliens showed up on Earth he’d still run, so there’s that.

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Why NASCAR Forced One Driver To Remove Marijuana Sponsorship

Brendan Bures
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Why NASCAR Forced One Driver To Remove Marijuana Sponsorship

NASCAR driver Carl Long knows how to make an appearance it seems. Long participated in his first NASCAR race since 2009 this past weekend, and showed up with a logo for Veedverks, the Colorado-based marijuana vaping company.

The sponsorship caused some mild controversy when officials forced the logo’s removal as it apparently violated the racing association’s rules regarding sponsorships and paint schemes. Confusion abounded as the association claimed they had not vetted and approved the Veedverks sponsorship, though Long says he submitted the logo for approval.

There was one major problem, however. His camp had spelled the company’s name wrong.

“I am the guy who failed NASCAR. You will find many misspelled or mistype words in my posts,” Long wrote in a Facebook post. “We submitted a mispelled to Nascar. It would never been allowed. Just leave it to me to create a big stink.”

Long had previously been fined $200,000 by NASCAR for an engine inspection infraction. It was reportedly the largest monetary fine in the NASCAR history up until that point, according to Yahoo Sports. Because Long couldn’t pay the fine, he was banned from the association until recently satisfying the requirements in NASCAR’s eyes. He still needed money to afford racing in this past weekend’s Go Bowling 400 at Kansas Speedway, and asked on Facebook for $25,000 special one-race sponsorship (the going rate, according to Yahoo, can be up to 10 times of that figure).

Long did arrive to the Speedway with the Veedverks logo intact as you can in the above tweet, but after removing it, you wouldn’t be surprised if the company pulled their sponsorship. It turns out Veedverks kept their words, according to a recent Facebook post.

In the comments, a Veedverk representative wrote “NASCAR just stole our entire marketing budget and two months’ operating cash” and that they “need customers big time now.” That being said, because of the controversy and subsequent media coverage, this could be a major coup for the company. There is more press and mention of Veedverks this week than if Long had somehow won the race. Whether it transforms into new business is a different story, though.

U.S. Virgin Islands Is Trying To Legalize Medical Marijuana…Again

Mike Adams
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U.S. Virgin Islands Is Trying To Legalize Medical Marijuana…Again

Efforts to legalize medical marijuana in the U.S. Virgin Islands may have failed in the past, but that is not stopping one of the areas most tenacious lawmakers from reintroducing legislation in 2017 in hopes of wearing down the system and putting this reform on the books, once and for all.

According to a report from the Virgin Islands Consortium, Senator Positive Nelson, the politician behind the territory’s 2014 marijuana decriminalization law, plans to initiate a discussion in the Senate, once again, regarding the legalization of cannabis for medicinal purposes.

The lawmaker says his goal, this time around, is to emphasize the research that has surfaced pertaining to the therapeutic benefits of the herb since his last dance with legislative forces.

“With the passage of time and the release of more information, more proven research, it will make sense that this Legislature will be more prepared to pass it,” Nelson said.

If his labors prove successful — winning a stamp of approval from the Legislature — there is a distinct possibility that the medical marijuana measure would be signed into law.

Governor Kenneth Mapp said recently that he would give Nelson’s bill the same consideration as any other proposal that lands on his desk.

Nelson says the governor is not, at all, closed minded when it comes to marijuana legalization.

“He’s actually not limited his consideration to medicinal,” Nelson said, adding that the governor would not be opposed to ending prohibition altogether.

While the entire scope of the cannabis community cannot seem to stop talking about how U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions is on the verge of unleashing a vicious crackdown on legal marijuana, Nelson says that is not going to happen, because the Justice Department is now at the mercy of American capitalism.

“America is not going to go backwards on their policy,” he said. “The Jeff Sessions talk is just that, talk. What they’ve already seen is the billions of dollars that marijuana has made. America is a capitalistic nation, as we know. Republicans are about the money. The only thing Trump is really venting about is anything that was done under the Obama Administration. But the truth of the matter is America is not going to let this president or any future president roll back on [marijuana].”

If the Virgin Islands does legalize medical marijuana this year, it would become part of several other Caribbean communities, including Jamaica and the Cayman Islands, that have passed similar laws.

Gossip: ‘Bachelor’ Turns Its Back On Troubled Chris Soules; Justin Bieber Fans In India Demand Refund

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Gossip: ‘Bachelor’ Turns Its Back On Troubled Chris Soules; Justin Bieber Fans In India Demand Refund

The former ‘Bachelor’ star, Chris Soules, has been charged with a felony after a fatal crash, and is getting little support from the show he once thought of as family.

“Chris has found out that he will be getting little support from the show following the accident. He is in this by himself,” sources tell Straight Shuter. “As far as the show is concerned this is a private matter and has nothing to do with them. The Bachelor is more concerned with protecting their franchise than protecting Chris. They are focused on the new upcoming season of The Bachelorette and the last thing they need is to be involved with a past cast member who could be going to jail.”

However, this is not unusual. After each season participants have very little continued professional interaction with producers. “Once the show is over we are dumped by the show like a bad date,” one former contestant reveals.

Justin Bieber Fans In India Demand Refund

Fans that attended Justin Bieber’s shows in India this week are apparently demanding refunds because they unanimously believe that the singer lip synced.

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‘SNL’ Has A Political Satire Problem—Our Reality Isn’t Very Funny

Brendan Bures
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‘SNL’ Has A Political Satire Problem—Our Reality Isn’t Very Funny

Prior to this year, barely anyone had anything nice to say about Saturday Night Live. Common sentiments I heard was how the show “had run its course” and “used to be funny.” Often, when you asked such a critic when the last time they sat down on a Saturday night to watch the show, or even view a week’s episode on-demand, they couldn’t find an answer.

Emblematic of the internet hivemind at its tedious, annoying worst, the opinion stuck regardless, despite the show delivering funny (and viral) sketches like “(Do It On My) Twin Bed” or the Ryan Gosling-annihilating  “Close Encounter” (showcasing Kate McKinnon at her delirious best) or the beloved (and accurate) “The Beygency” pre-recorded bit. Weekend Update returned to form as Colin Jost and Michael Che settled into roles, while Pete Davidson and Leslie Jones became must-watch recurring guests—also, Jay Pharaoh’s Black Comedians Convention legitimized his entire run on the show.

While not at its peak, Saturday Night Live was never bad or boring. However, the show had a problem and it was foundational. SNL intentionally functions as a weekly referendum and refraction of popular culture: political satire, music, news, cultural trends, a winking parody to whatever movie or TV show everyone’s watching. But popular culture doesn’t operate in that same vacuum anymore. Everything exists in niche, segmented formatting. No one watches the same shows; no one listens to the same music; no one agrees upon what’s funny.

Not anymore, anyways. If that ever truly was the case or more a result of technological limitations—when we grew up, we only had four channels and bought CDs and were all programmed with the same preambles to chastise millennials—is a discussion for a different day.

So it’s been strange to watch SNL resume its mantle as a popular culture juggernaut. The answer doesn’t require much thought: Trump, Trump, Trump. Whatever your opinion on the man they call President, he uniquely has achieved a status no actor, writer, rock star, or creative could claim over the past few years. Donald Trump is the absolute center of popular culture. He garners a strong gut reaction from virtually every American and not a week passes where you don’t hear or watch his latest single. You can be a social media-addled millennial, a baby boomer Fox News junkie, or anything in between, but you know whatever Trump just did within 24 hours of it happening. He is unavoidable unless you live underneath a rock—and even then, just barely.

As a recent Hollywood Reporter cover story illuminated, the show and its cast hasn’t been this popular in decades (23 years, to be exact). The feature served as a mini-oral history of SNL’s biggest moments over the past couple years, all of which you already know. You can read more here, but this quote from Colin Jost tapped into what I consider the flawed logic SNL has following the rise of Trump.

Via Hollywood Reporter:

[P]olitics right now is probably the closest we’ve come to a full-blown national phenomenon as anything in a long time, and anytime people are paying more attention to politics, it’s good for our show. But you almost feel like a war profiteer at times because we’ve benefited from a situation that’s so tough.

“People paying more attention to politics” sounds antithetical to effective comedy, especially a show like Saturday Night Live. (Also No. 1 rule of war profiteering: If you suspect you’re war profiteering, you’re war profiteering.) The Trump bits stopped being funny somewhere around the “p***y-grabbing” incident. Baldwin and Trump are indistinguishable now, as is Melissa McCarthy’s Sean Spicer, which first surprised as a funny, punching gag, but derivative all the rest. These faithful impressions have always been more gimmick than comedy. Tina Fey’s Sarah Palin and Chevy Chase’s Gerald Ford and Will Ferrell’s Dubya made us laugh because they struck deep into these characters’ personas, mining some outlandish or self-serious trait of theirs, and showcasing it in absurd situations you knew were too out there to be reality.

I know this isn’t an original take, but it’s worth repeating: Trump’s administration has manifested a stranger-than-fiction environment in which we all currently exist. Anything I hear Trump said—either from the New York Times or Twitter or a Tinder message—I automatically assume is fact. Trump couldn’t say anything that would surprise me at this point. And if you’re still shocked by the stuff that comes from his mouth, that’s your fault.

This is why so much of SNL’s political satire falls face-flat. It’s just not that funny. South Park—the No. 1 irreverent, biting comedy we have—struggled with this very problem. On a recent episode of The Bill Simmons Podcast, creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker admitted they were defeated following the Trump-centric 20th season. They didn’t like what the show become.

Here’s Parker capturing the frustration of parodying Trump:

If you have like a little monkey and it’s running himself into the wall over and over and you’re like, ‘That’s funny, but how am I gonna make fun of the monkey running himself into the wall?’ I can discuss the monkey running himself into the wall, I can copy the monkey running into the wall, but nothing’s funnier than the monkey just running himself into the wall.

This is SNL’s problem. Its political satire has devolved into them copying the monkey running into the wall, and asking, “Isn’t it funny?” No, it’s not. It’s really, really tragic. The popularity, I suppose, instead stems from the catharsis so many feel they need; they want something to make them laugh instead of their numbed emotions—because who has more tears left?—at the latest news briefing or full-blown crisis alert.

SNL isn’t a political comedy show. Saturday Night Live is the Coneheads, Eddie Murphy’s Mister Robinson Neighborhood, Digital Shorts’ Dick In A Box, Kristen Wiig’s Target Lady, Chris Farley “living in a van down by the river!”, Belushi’s Samurai, Celebrity Jeopardy, and Baldwin’s Schweddy Balls. At its very best, SNL is expressions of the weirdest, goofiest people this world has to offer, and all of us laughing along to the absurdity of being alive.

The show’s DNA still allows it to thrive by exposing that sentiment in these Trump-centric days. Instead of focusing on headlines and the outlandish characters themselves, the most effective comedy taps into everyday folks reacting and surviving to all that. The Tom Hanks-starring “Black Jeopardy” is both incisive and hilarious (written by Michael Che) while “Thank You, Scott” with Louis C.K. is Saturday Night Live’s only truly challenging political satire in the past six months or so (it’s also really funny!). Like most American institutions, SNL has placated to celebrities, knowing it will draw enthusiasm, even if it’s to the very show’s ultimate detriment.

The revolutionary (and funnier) move isn’t spotlighting the monkey running into the wall, but poking fun at all these people watching a monkey run into the wall over and over again. If SNL really wanted to resume its subversive roots—this Trump stuff is one thing only: pandering—it would pretend the monkey doesn’t exist. It would never acknowledge this monkey. Why would a monkey keep running into walls if no one was watching? But we are, we all are. Maybe that’s why the monkey is so obsessed with building a bigger wall.

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This Sex Robot Is Smart Enough To Ask Questions And Hold A Conversation

Maria Loreto
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This Sex Robot Is Smart Enough To Ask Questions And Hold A Conversation

Having a sex robot is great, but being inanimate objects and all, the relationship can only go so far. All that’s about to change however. Sex toy company RealDoll has decided to take things further and to create a product that’s more than just a lifeless prop. Harmony 2.0 is their latest endeavor, a life-like robot that has the ability to communicate and to answer basic questions. 

 

Harmony answers your questions! Follow @realbotixxx on twitter.

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Yeah, we’re not up to Blade Runner standards just yet, but we’re getting there.

The doll will be sold with an app that’ll allow you to shape her personality and behavior. The robot’s personality app includes different options like shy, intellectual, outgoing, jealous, thrill-seeking, kind, sexual, and annoying. Why would someone pick annoying, you ask? We don’t know.

These personality traits can also be adjusted to the owner’s preference. Harmony will also have the ability to remember some personal facts on the user, like their favorite foods. 

“The idea of the robot is to help someone find a level of companionship that they may not be able to achieve otherwise”

Matt McMullen, chief of RealDoll, expressed that the sex robot was developed with the idea of being a companion instead of a sex toy. For now, instead of creating a functioning friendly robot, RealDoll should just focus on developing a Harmony without the strange accent and jittering jaw.  

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