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DHS Secretary Kelly Comes Out Hard Against Marijuana

Homeland Security Secretary John Kelly may have spoken out of school earlier this week, when he told that portion of the American public sitting at home watching “Meet the Press” that marijuana was “not a factor” in the War on Drugs. It didn’t take long for his comments to show up in the headlines of every major news source on Monday morning. Kelly’s seemingly cavalier attitude toward marijuana may have rattled the head of the Justice Department, U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions, because by Tuesday morning, the former commander of U.S. Southern Command was singing a completely different tune with respect to his overall stance on cannabis.

“Let me be clear about marijuana. It is a potentially dangerous gateway drug that frequently leads to the use of harder drugs,” Kelly said in front of a crowd at George Washington University in Washington, D.C. “Its use and possession is against federal law and until the law is changed by the United States Congress, we in DHS, along with the rest of the federal government, are sworn to uphold all the laws that are on the books.”

How is it that Kelly’s position on pot was just so much more relaxed than anyone else in the Trump Administration? We imagine the moment that Kelly told “Meet the Press” host Chuck Todd that the solution to winning the drug war “is not arresting a lot of users,” Attorney General Sessions made his uneasy known.

What other explanation could there be for Kelly’s seemingly focused tirade on Tuesday, going well out of his way to ensure the people, the media and anyone else willing to listen, understands that his agency is, without a shadow of a doubt, opposed to all things marijuana.

Kelly even went as far as to threaten those people who try to sneak pot on planes, saying “When marijuana is found at aviation checkpoints and baggage screening, TSA personnel will take appropriate action.”

He then went on to suggest that any illegal immigrant who has ever so much as looked at marijuana for more than a few seconds will be run out of the country on a fiery rail.

“Finally, ICE will continue to use marijuana possession, distribution and convictions as essential elements as they build their deportation, removal apprehension packages for targeted operations against illegal aliens,” Kelly said.


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11 Coffee Hacks That Will Make Your Mornings So Much Better

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Coffee is great for mornings. In fact, it is probably the sole reason any of us get out of bed. But coffee has a place throughout the day in other forms besides a hot black liquid in your cup. The flavor is perfect for mixing with chocolate, homemade syrups and warming spices. Plus, it’s super easy to roast your own coffee beans, make your own cold brew and impress friends with latte art…from a French press. Here are 11 ways to jumpstart your day with coffee that don’t involve a pot.

1. Coffee Ice Cubes

This is a no-brainer, but adding frozen coffee cubes to your iced coffee drinks will keep them from becoming diluted with ice cubes made with plain old dumb water.

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2. Reuse Your Old Coffee Grounds

Once your done with your pot of coffee, don’t toss your grounds! Not only does it make for great compost, you can use them to scrub your pots and pans, and deodorize your fridge. You can even use them in your next chocolate recipe. See below.

3. Add Coffee Grounds To Your Baked Goods

Chocolate and coffee is a wonderful combo. Adding coffee in place of water to your boxed chocolate cake mixes  enhances the cocoa flavor. It even tastes good in yellow cake mixes.

4. Make Homemade Coffee Syrups

You can get as fancy as you want with flavored syrups. But a simple vanilla flavor only requires sugar, water, a vanilla bean and some vanilla extract. Perfect in iced lattes and cold brew.

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5. Drink With Grapefruit

The compounds in grapefruit keep caffeine, whether it comes from coffee or chocolate, active in your body longer. On the downside, grapefruit has the same effect with alcohol, which means mixing grapefruit juice, alcohol and coffee together could be a dangerous trifecta.

6. Roast Your Own Coffee In An Air Popper

While popping your way to roasted coffee beans won’t make the coffee taste any better, it will  make your home smell amazing!


 

7. Make Iced Coffee Popsicles

Seattle’s Caffe Ladro has an easy recipe that requires nothing but coffee, simple syrup, and cream. It’s as easy as brewing up a pot of coffee. Make sure you have popsicle molds and you’re good to go!

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8. Froth Your Milk With A French Press

Like, who knew a French press could be so multi-talented? Not only can it make a killer cup of Joe, but it can froth milk quickly. After your coffee is in your cup, fill the French press with about as much milk as their was coffee. Heat up in the microwave for a minute, just until the milk is hot-ish, being careful not to overheat and cook the milk. Then proceed to repeatedly “pump”  the milk with the plunger until you reach your desired consistency of foam.

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9. Make Cold Brew In A Blender

The only way this DIY cold brew recipe could be any easier is if someone else made it for you. A step-by-step guide is also available.

 

10. Add A Pinch Of Salt To Bitter Coffee

Add it to the grounds before brewing, or after it’s brewed “in a pinch.” It works!

11. Add Spices To Coffee Grounds Before Brewing

By adding warming spices like ground cinnamon and nutmeg to your coffee grounds before the brewing process, you’ll not only add some depth of flavor to your morning cup, but the lingering aroma will smell like you’re baking pies!


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Skip The Dip: 7 Things To Make With Leftover Avocados Besides Guacamole

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Sorbet

This amazing sorbet recipe from the brilliant David Leite is completely vegan, but don’t tell your meat eating friends. They might hate it just out of spite. It combines avocado, coconut milk and fresh lime to create a creamy sorbet that tilts more towards ice cream than other sorbets.

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Margarita

This quick and dirty avocado margarita recipe by Epicurious will make you wonder how you went this long without knowing how to blend up the liquid version of heaven. Fresh lime juice, tequila, orange liqueur, sugar and an avocado (with an optional jalapeno) is all it takes to make your spring seem a lot like summer.

 

Coffee Smoothie

Avocados can be added to any fruit smoothie (especially one with bananas) to make your morning drink especially creamy, but have you ever considered adding your morning cup of coffee to make your smoothie one-stop? The Avocado Coffee Smoothie recipe is super simple. Just add an avocado to some condensed milk, brewed coffee and nut milk of your choice to create a surprisingly refreshing pick-me-up.

Brownies

Yep. Adding ripe avocado to your brownie batter results in an incredibly moist treat, not to mention one with higher levels of potassium and healthy fats. Another recipe from Health.com includes avocado frosting!

Chocolate Pudding

Stop looking. Here is the only pudding recipe you need, courtesy of AllRecipes. Simply lend avocados, cocoa powder, brown sugar, coconut milk, vanilla extract, and cinnamon in a blender until smooth. Refrigerate pudding until chilled, about 30 minutes. Is there an easier pudding recipe? Nope. And if pudding isn’t your thing, you can make a smoothie bowl with some cocoa, avocado and frozen bananas.

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3 Ingredient Hair Treatment

With its moisturizing fat and nourishing Vitamin E,  avocados help to strengthen hair and promote hair growth. Here’s how to whip up a simple batch using avocado, honey and olive oil.

Hydrating Face Mask

Avocados are definitely skin food, nourishing your outer layer from the inside out. But it’s also literally “skin food” when applied directly to the skin. Similar to the hair treatment, this smoothie for your face — oatmeal, avocado, lemon and apple cider vinegar — is one of the best things you can do to soothe your skin. Mashed avocado and olive oil is especially soothing on sunburned skin.

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Instagram Is Officially Winning Its War Against Snapchat

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Instagram Stories may be an obvious Snapchat clone, but it appears that doesn’t matter in users’ eyes. That’s because Instagram Stories has overtaken Snapchat in daily users.

Facebook, Instagram’s parent company, announced 200 million people use Instagram Stories daily, which is up from the 150 million daily users Facebook reported back in January. To put that in comparison, Snapchat last reported 160 million non-daily users back in the fourth quarter of 2016.

Calling Instagram Stories a clone of Snapchat, perhaps doesn’t go far enough. They are outright copying Snapchat’s best features with zero repercussion. Instead, as seen by the numbers, users are embracing IG Stories more. This week Instagram Stories announced an update to include selfie stickers and AR stickers—in other words, stickers that move around in your video as you move. These features originated on Snapchat and aren’t even a year old, and now Instagram Stories has them, too.

In addition, Instagram has been slowly rolling out specialized geostickers in select cities. Just last month they featured them in New York City and Jakarta, Indonesia. They’ve also been adding custom geostickers generated by users in Chicago, Madrid, Tokyo, and London.

Now is it surprising that Instagram has overtaken Snapchat? Not really. Here’s what I wrote last year as Instagram Stories was just gaining popularity:

Users prefer their social media integrated and consolidated. Think how Facebook subsumed Periscope by adding Facebook Live. Media companies and celebrities using it was expected, but normal people, those whose only social media service is Facebook, were using it, too. A similar pattern could repeat with Instagram and its Stories, but on a smaller scale.

That could explain Instagram Stories’ large growth. It’s not another app they need to download, it’s just another feature for an app they already have. It is startling, however, the rate at which Instagram Stories has swallowed Snapchat’s popularity.

A statistic worth noting: Teens still prefer Snapchat. In the semiannual Piper Jaffray “Taking Stock With Teens” survey, 39 percent believe Snapchat is the most important social network. Meanwhile, 23 percent choose Instagram over other social media, like Twitter and Facebook, which is preferred by just 11 percent of teens.

Instagram is winning the war with its large-scale popularity and growth. But Snapchat remains more innovative and covets the younger generation. This thing isn’t over it.


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Why Warner Bros. Will Lose $900 Million If Ghosts Aren’t Real

Warner Bros. once again is facing lawsuits regarding their massive box office success The Conjuring series. The main contention revolves around who the rights to the Warrens’ story, which the story is based on. Author Gerald Brittle claims the Warrens signed away their rights back in 1978 to him and his novel The Demonologist, which is based on the Warrens’ story.

This isn’t the first time The Demonologist has gone after Warner Bros. He’s suing the company once again, in addition to parent company Time Warner, director James Wan, screenwriters Chad Hayes and Carey Hayes, New Line Productions, among others, claiming copyright infringement and more. You can read the 355-page filing here, where Brittle doesn’t claim a specific number, though he is trying to get his hands on the nearly $900 million dollars the franchise has made.

The major problem here involves two things. The first is that Brittle, and other skeptics, believe that the Warrens’ case files of supernatural activity are fake. But Warner Bros. and their team have used the defense the movies are based on “historical facts” and had nothing to do with Brittle. This means, possibly, that Warner Bros. might need to prove the Warrens’ ghosts are real.

In the filing, Brittle claims to have exclusive rights to “create derivative works based on the Warrens’ cases.”

“[W]hen Lorraine Warren granted the Defendants the right to use the Warren Case Files, which the Defendants themselves repeatedly state their movies are based on, she could not have done so because she had years earlier contractually granted that exclusive right to use those same Warren cases, Warren Case Files and related materials to the Plaintiff,” writes attorney Patrick C. Henry II. “Lorraine Warren had nothing to convey.”

Henry also added: “This is a pattern of deceit that is part of a scheme that the Warrens have perpetuated for years … There are no historical facts of a witch ever existing at the Perron farmhouse, a witch hanging herself, possession, Satanic worship or child sacrifice.”

So Warner Bros. either needs to prove those supernatural activities took place—i.e. that their historical facts—or they had no prior knowledge of Brittle’s The Demonologist.

Here’s the problem:

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Warners told Deadline they have not yet been served and have no comment on the matter.


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Melissa Etheridge Smokes Marijuana With Her Kids And Advocates Its Health Benefits

The two-time Grammy-winning singer-songwriter Melissa Etheridge has made her stance on cannabis well-known. Though a recreational user since 21, when Etheridge learned the medicinal impact marijuana could make, she became a fierce cannabis advocate.

So much so, it seems, that she’s sharing the experience with her kids. Thanks to the education Etheridge has given them, her children think of cannabis as “medicine.” This falls in line with recent news that hat 47 percent of parents are open with their children regarding marijuana use.

“My children have a very clear understanding of cannabis,” Etheridge told Yahoo during their Weed & the American Family report. “When I hold it without shame or confusion they can understand it as simple as if I was pointing to a bottle of Percocet and said, ‘That’s mama’s medicine.’ You take the naughtiness out of it and it’s not something kids then run to.”

“I have smoked with my older two,” Etheridge continued, the mother-of-four referencing her 20-year-old daughter Bailey and 18-year-old son Beckett. “It was funny at first and then they realized it’s a very natural end-of-the-day and it brings you closer, so I’d much rather have a smoke with my grown kids than a drink.”

After being diagnosed with breast cancer, Etheridge underwent lumpectomy and received several treatments of chemotherapy and radiation. Doctors offered her painkillers and other prescription drugs, but singer and closer friend Dave Crosby suggested medical marijuana, which she eventually turned to.

“It was a wake-up call for me,” she said. “When I used it as medicine, it became so clear to me that it has been maligned and misunderstood, and I really wanted to help people who are suffering. Going through chemotherapy is suffering…and cannabis helps so many parts of just that. That’s just the beginning of what it does medicinally.”

Etheridge is also an active member in the business side of cannabis as well. Her cannabis-infused wine No Label is currently available to California residents with a valid ID.


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Gossip: Adele Opens Up About Being A Mother; Super Bowl-Winning Patriots Players Explain Why They’ll Boycott White House

Adele opens up about being a mother in her first interview in years, saying, “It’s f—ing hard. I thought it would be easy. ‘Everyone f—ing does it, how hard can it be?’ Ohhhhh… I had no idea. It is hard but it’s phenomenal. It’s the greatest thing I ever did.”

“He makes me be a d***head, and he makes me feel young and there’s nothing more grounding than a kid kicking off and refusing to do what you’re asking of them. It used to be that my own world revolved around me, but now it has to revolve around him.”

Super Bowl-Winning Patriots Players Explain Why They’ll Boycott White House Visit With Trump

Fox Sports reports that several members of the 2016-2017 NFL Champion New England Patriots will boycott their team’s customary trip to the White House later this year. DT Alan Branch, DE Chris Long, RB LeGarrette Blount, TE Martellus Bennett and LB Dont’a Hightower all decided to skip the opportunity to meet with President Trump.

Long, the son of sportscaster and former Oakland Raider Howie Long, said he wanted to be able to tell his children he made the right decision to take a stand against the visit. McCourty said he didn’t believe in Trump’s exclusionary rhetoric. The two athletes along with several Patriots fans were featured in a video supporting those who decided to boycott the Washington trip.

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Life’s A Journey, Man: Seattle Company Creates Perfect Pack For 4/20

Three years ago, Tim Moxey — an English-born, Dartmouth-educated entrepreneur — launched botanicaSEATTLE, a cannabis company focused primarily on the emerging edible market. The upstart brand quickly became a West Coast favorite, generating about $3 million a year in revenue and operating out of a state-of-the-art 16,000 square feet facility.

The eponymous Moxey’s Mints — a low-dose, cannabis-infused, Altoids-like breath mint — has become the best-selling edible product in the state of Washington.

In an effort to “bring cannabis back to its roots, as a fun, good-time product, that doesn’t take itself too seriously,” botanicaSEATTLE earlier this year expanded its popular Journeyman line with six new products; three new edibles and  three new pre-roll joints. It is the first time the company has produced a smokeable product, expanding outside of the edible market.

The new offerings includes the following products that will, according to its press release, “remind consumers, that Life is a Journey Man.”

Journeyman Munchie Pack

  • A mixed bag of ten Journeyman 10mg THC cookies (Snickerdoodle, Triple Chocolate and Peanut Butter)
  • Journeyman Couch Potatoes
  • Ten pack of milk chocolate chunks with crushed potato chips, each with 10mg THC
  • Journeyman Weed Tarts
  • Mouth puckering 10mg THC treat in a mixed ten pack of three flavors; lemon, cherry and green apple

Journeyman Base Camp

  • 1g full-flower Indica pre-roll joint, for chilling out or calming down
  • Journeyman Day Trip
  • 1g full-flower Hybrid pre-roll joint, for a mellow, balanced feeling
  • Journeyman High Road
  • 1g full-flower Sativa pre-roll joint, for “high energy” on-the-go

For now, botanicaSEATTLE products are available only in the state of Washington. The company has plans to be in Oregon soon and has designs on other recreational markets throughout the United States and Canada.


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Jesse Ventura To Talk Marijuana At New York Expo In June

For the first time, Jesse Ventura will deliver a keynote address at a cannabis trade show and conference.  Speaking on June 15th at the 4th Annual Cannabis World Congress & Business Exposition (CWCBExpo) at the Javits Center in New York, Ventura will share his candid philosophy on cannabis, why he’s always been in favor of legalization, and what the United States will gain if cannabis were completely legalized.

The CWCBExpo New York, taking place June 14-16, is the leading business event for medical and recreational marijuana, CBD, and industrial hemp.  Attendees are cannabis business owners, entrepreneurs looking to enter the market, medical professionals, dispensary owners, retailers, investors, media, and providers of professional services.

“I am looking forward to speaking at CWCBExpo NY. I want to see cannabis legalized in all 50 states within my lifetime, and I will do all I can to help destigmatize it,” said Ventura. “Aside from being an invaluable medical resource for many Americans, cannabis is about job creation. Never before has marijuana had the potential to become a legitimate, multibillion-dollar industry in the U.S.—one that can rejuvenate our economy and make us healthier simultaneously.”

Ventura was the 38th governor of Minnesota and a former US Navy frogman. After being honorably discharged from the navy, he became a professional wrestler and was inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame in 2004.  He is a movie actor and visiting fellow at Harvard.  In addition to being the author of Jesse Ventura’s Marijuana Manifesto, Ventura is the New York Times bestselling author of seven other books, including American Conspiracies, 63 Documents the Government Doesn’t Want You to Read, and Don’t Start the Revolution Without Me.  He was the host and executive producer of truTV’s Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura and the host of the political talk show Off The Grid, which aired on RT America and online at Ora.tv. He is currently the host of the political talk show The World According To Jesse, airing on RT America this summer.

“We are honored to have Jesse Ventura be one of our star keynotes.  As a strong advocate of the benefits of the cannabis plant and its safe and legal access nationwide, his message will be inspiring and thought-provoking,” said Scott Giannotti, Managing Director, CWCBExpo events.  “Ventura’s Keynote at CWCBExpo NY should not be missed!”

After his keynote address, the former Governor will be signing autographs of his book Jesse Ventura’s Marijuana Manifesto along with co-author Jen Hobbs in their exhibit booth, hosted by independent bookstore retailers Bookends of Ridgewood, NJ.

The CWCBExpo NY, taking place under one roof at the Javits Center June 14-16 in the financial and media capital of the world, will also host an expanded exhibit floor (June 15-16) with suppliers in the industry showcasing cutting-edge products and services.  The educational programming includes Add-on Workshops (June 14 and June 17) presenting information on becoming medical marijuana provider, opening a business, investing in cannabis, making hemp great again, and the art of the cannabis sommelier.

The CWCBExpo conference program will include more than 70 sessions and over 100 expert speakers covering everything from seed to sale including cultivation, processing/extraction, sales, ancillary business, advocacy legislation and more. To register for CWCBExpo NY at advance rates, go to www.cwcbexpo.com.

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Why The ‘Girls’ Finale Ended With The Closure It Never Needed

“Girls” is purposefully not a show created for everyone. Throughout its run, the Lena Dunham vehicle confronted you with uncomfortable truths often ignored on TV and in real life. These varied from how women’s bodies actually look, the systematic forces conspiring for you to fail (and specifically, women to fail), the kooky idiosyncrasies that expresses genuine love, and hypocritical hipster coffee shops.

Primarily, this show existed in that murky existential ground of your mid-20s, in between the gap of your wildest fantasies and what really lurks behind the curtain. It was about characters seeing the ugliness, discovering what little regard the world has for your dreams, and continue trying regardless. The characters on “Girls” were megalomaniac monsters in this way: They still believed they were special when everything in their life instructed them they were not.

The show could be highly relatable and highly problematic for this reason. Narcissists tend to produce easy fodder for tsk-tsking bloggers, and the criticism at times was warranted, but the solipsism and selfish attitudes felt familiar, though you’d rather not admit it. “Girls” skewered millennial exceptionalism, but also understood its root causes. Hannah and Marnie and Ray and Jessa and Elijah and Shoshanna and Adam all thought they deserved whatever achievements they desired because the world had told them they did.

Part of that, indubitably, stemmed from being white and privileged enough to attend a private institution like Oberlin and move to Brooklyn with no real hardships. Their complaints could be petty, but who among us is really that wholesome in our expectations? The show didn’t always acknowledge this reality early in its run, though eventually did, elevating their high-wire act to produce bigger stakes and even bigger falls.

“Girls”, along with FX’s “Louie,” established the written and visual language of the half-hour “dramedy,” the most creative stimulating and inventive format on television. Because of the “Girls” intrepid creative team, traditional sitcoms with multi-cam setups often felt shallow while hour-long dramas could seem bloated in comparison. Both “Girls” and “Louie” (an abstract, sardonic romp) helped pave room for some of today’s best shows, like “Insecure,” “Togetherness,” “Master of None,” “Atlanta,” “Transparent,” and more.

Though “Girls” led this disruption of both television and movies by melding short-film aesthetics with the half-hour comedy, its real lifeblood was its characters. Their potent originality wasn’t their intellectual packaging or pretty looks (girls and guys), but how the show allowed—encouraged, even—these characters to display the messiest versions of themselves. They were people, like many millennials finding themselves in that purgatory of post-collegiate life, grasping at quick fixes to big problems.

“Girls” was smart and subversive in pushing its characters into traditional answers, then exposing the fallacies of those conventions. Marnie and Jessa thought life would become easier through marriage and learned the opposite was true. Shoshanna believed running away from her past and re-inventing herself would solve these old problems, but even in Japan ghosts come calling. Elijah dove heedlessly into ironic detachment (still unhappy), Ray into intellectual superiority (still lonely), while Adam turned to the dark side to save him (still Star Wars).

Hannah, well, the examples are numerous. But in this vein, the show loved playing most with her writing career. Glossy magazine copywriting sucked, writing an e-book was lame, an MFA degree didn’t suit her, and teaching, ultimately, was unfulfilling. It wasn’t until Hannah accepted writing about herself and her muddled contradictions and sloppy human-ness did she find career fulfillment. In addition, in her personal life, when Hannah began accepting the shortcoming and flaws of those around her—like when she doesn’t blame or chastise Marnie during Desi’s pill withdrawal breakdown, but instead boosts her up—does she discover a version of internal contentment.

Which is why the show’s prolonged three-episode finale arc felt rather unsatisfying. It veered into conventional explanations for complicated situations. All Hannah needed to grow up was to become a mother and leave New York City. She received a full-time college teaching gig—how is she qualified enough again?—and a house. She domesticated herself and that has made all the difference.

For a show revolving around self-delusions of grandeur, who would’ve thought the ending would be the most unbelievable stretch of the show? Not just the house and teaching offer, but the characters seemed like they were floating through narrative obligations. Everything tidied itself neatly, like Ray and Shosh suddenly discovering perfect love. The Hannah-Adam last gasp played more as fanfic shipping, as the writers refused to push it toward a place of real consequence. Following a reckoning of personal insecurity, Jessa accepts Adam back, with no fight, no “I understand” conversation, and no future suspicion. It was like his dumping her never happened. Nor did Adam confront any pain or confusion after glimpsing his dreams of being a dad—something he so obviously wishes to be—and instead returns to plot destroying the last Jedi or something.

Hannah’s pregnancy always seemed suspect, more plot device than anything else. It was forgivable, however, as it seemed like the show was leading its main character down the conservative route, only to reveal why it was a false path for Hannah. Either that or we’d witness some radical transformation on the part of Hannah, though the former was far more interesting. Instead the show never made a firm choice in either direction. By the finale Hannah reverts to being an insolent child, unable to accept the attempts of kindness from Marnie and her mother Loreen (why Marnie is even there, I guess, isn’t a question worth totally exploring either).

“You wanna act like this whole thing is an accident, like it happened to you?” Loreen screams. “You made a choice to have this child, and it’s the only one you can’t undo.”

Hannah runs away once again, until happening upon a character I affectionately named Foil. This high school girl who appears visibly traumatized, complaining how unfair the world is. When Foil eventually admits she’s frustrated she can’t bang her boyfriend, Hannah flips, and becomes the patronizing, responsible mother. “SHE’LL TAKE CARE OF YOU FOREVER EVEN IF IT MEANS ENDLESS, ENDLESS PAIN,” she yells. Foil so obviously reflects this dollhouse mirror of an earlier Hannah, and it sickens her into maturing into the Mom she’s meant to be. It’s all pretty saccharine honestly. Furthermore, it’s not believable and slightly betrays the empathetic ethos of the series, which always allowed for the pettiest and whiniest complaints to hold some legitimacy. The small stuff dismantles us most, not the big weighty life events we’re pretending to manage along the way.

Hannah returns home, changed. The issue of breastfeeding and her son Grover latching properly just fixes herself, the selfish Hannah finally becomes a giving mother. Here’s the problem: Lena Dunham does not play a believable mother. As Hannah, she never gets there, which they could cover up when she was pregnant, but the shortcomings were glaring in the finale.

The unseemly compromises into family felt right out of Judd Apatow’s playbook, who co-wrote the finale, but co-showrunner Jenni Konner told The Hollywood Reporter that Dunham wanted to end Hannah’s story this way since the first season. In a later joint interview with Dunham, Konner said of the finale, “”One of the funniest things was that our writers really turned against us on it.” Dunham later added the writers wanted to end it with Episode 9 and refused giving notes on a draft of the finale.

That speaks to just how forced this super conventional ending and storyline was for a transgressive, innovative show like Girls. It’s disappointing and unfortunate for a show that featured such careful, brilliant writing to miss the landing like this. But endings are invariably harder than beginnings. The show sustained itself long enough, and delivered all-time great TV episodes like “The Panic In Needle Park” and “One Man’s Trash.”

Writing that this boring, conservative ending undoes the “Girls”’ iconic legacy is far lazier writing than the show itself displayed. Dunham and co. thought “Girls” needed closure. But really it seemed they needed it more than anyone else.

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