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Watch This Guy Fail Miserably At Trying To Feed Cops Doughnuts

Thwarting conventional stereotypes, a comedian found out the hard way that while the general public and Homer Simpson both love doughnuts, cops — not so much.

As part of his series “Feeding Strangers,” comedian Nick Antonyan trolled police officers on Hollywood Boulevard and got shot down more times than a chick holding 10 cats on her Tinder profile pic.  In fact, not a single cop wanted anything to do with Nick’s frosted pastries. He likely would have had a better shot at coffee and bagels. Also, who wants to eat something that a complete stranger was holding onto? Gross, dude.

Nick tells Foodbeast that: “I was terrified. It took me over an hour and a half to grow some balls and approach a cop.” And that  while some cops were obviously not cool with it, “most understood the joke and went with it.”

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Fry Bread And Cannabeans: History And Deliciousness

There is a lot of folklore behind the genesis of fry bread and how it came to be not only a tasty and mostly modern staple food of indigenous Americans but also a symbol of the realities of colonialism and its effects on these communities. There’s lots of recipes and lots of reading with each one, and the way you prepare it leads you to try everyone’s variations until you find one that you personally love.

Even today we see the government and indigenous groups clashing, not just in distant North Dakota. The one you make at home will only be as good as the uninitiated can attempt, and though it was probably tastier when fried over campfires, yours will still be really good. Forced migration is where this bread was born. When driven from one place to another, the rations given to these families was very minimal, often flour, sour milk, beans, and lard. It had to be made fast and on the spot, and still managed to be delicious, like many foods born of cultural struggle.

One of the best parts about making Fry Bread and beans other than the quick and filling meal for one, is reading up on the backstory and traditions of each author, chef, or blogger as you try out new variations. You can use nearly any beans, any broth, and the bread fries well in almost any fat. It’s also been incorporated into Southwest and Tex Mex food culture, and a Taco Bell Chalupa is basically a watered down fast food version. This is the new millennium prohibition inspired version.

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Fry Bread And Cannabeans

Fry Bread recipe from WhatsCookingAmerica.com; Beans by Danielle Guercio 2017
Serves 2; 14mg THC per serving estimated

For bread:

  • 1 c flour
  • ¼ tsp salt
  • 1 tsp milk
  • 1 tsp baking powder
  • ½ c water
  • Shortening for frying

For beans:

  • 1 can rinsed kidney beans or dried beans soaked overnight
  • 1 shallot
  • 3 cloves garlic
  • 3 cups vegetable broth or 2 cups water and 1 cube of vegetable seasoning
  • 1 Tbs cannabis infused olive oil*
  • 1 bay leaf
  • Sprig of rosemary
  • 1 dried chili
  • Salt and pepper to taste
  • Scallion for garnish
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Crush the shallot and garlic and heat up in a saucepan with the herbs and broth. Once you have a boil going, add the beans and allow to simmer while you prepare the breads.

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Preheat shortening in a heavy bottomed pan while you prepare the bread dough. In a bowl, mix together dry ingredients with a fork. Slowly add wet ingredients and fold in with a spatula until a sticky dough forms.

Flip onto a floured surface and knead for 2-3 minutes until stickiness goes away and you have a bit of elastic. Divide dough into four balls and stretch out until they are thin and have a small tear in the center, which will pretty much happen naturally.

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Fry the breads for 2-3 minutes per side. They will puff up beautifully and have tons of nooks and crannies to grab all the beans. Allow to drain on paper towels briefly. Remove beans from heat, stir in cannabis infused oil. Divide into two bowls and cover with finely chopped scallions. Serve with two breads each and devour!

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*Cannabis Infused Olive Oil

Decarboxylate 3.5g of finely ground cannabis at 225 degrees for 20 minutes in a tightly sealed, oven safe container. Put in lidded mason jar or vacuum sealed bag with cannabis and four ounces of Olive oil. Heat in water bath just under boiling for at least 1 hour. Strain and use in recipes

I’ve been known to annihilate both servings in one evening. If you can stand to share, this will feed two. It’s also extremely easy to double, triple, and season in a myriad of excellent combinations. My favorite lately is black or kidney beans with extra broth and plenty of fresh herbs to garnish. Wolfing two servings is a regular occurrence on starving nights.

Photos: Maria Penaloza

Gossip: Justin Bieber And His ‘Spiritual Advisor’ Are Definitely Not Gay; Company Wants Employees To Microchip Their Hands

Justin Bieber endures a hectic lifestyle, as we’re sure you can all imagine. Justin Bieber has spiritual advisor, because who doesn’t these days. And although laughable, the internet isn’t laughing at that.

Carl Lentz, a New York pastor who holds sermons to Coolio, was enlisted to guide the star through dark times and help him ‘make it’ a few years back.

Although recent photos have shown the pair looking… close. And naturally social media is having an ABSOLUTE FIELD DAY.

Insta user Snapback87 wrote: “Yeah I bet he has had him feeling the strength of the Lord from very deep within!”

Here’s a few more pics of the two looking cosec!

This Company Wants Employees To Get A Microchip In Their Hands

Technology has advanced pretty far in the past couple of decades. It’s worth remembering that at the start of this millennium, we didn’t even have smartphones. But has technology gone too far? Some people seem to think so after a Wisconsin technology company, Three Square Market, offered workers the opportunity to have a tiny microchip implanted in their hands.

The idea seems to be popular among workers. The company, which is based in River Falls and provides technology for breakrooms and micro markets, has over 50 employees who plan to have the devices implanted.

The chip, which is around the size of a grain of rice, uses radio-frequency identification (RFID) to allow workers to pay for snacks in the vending machine, access the building, and even log into their computers with the swipe of a hand.

“We foresee the use of RFID technology to drive everything from making purchases in our office break room market, opening doors, use of copy machines, logging into our office computers, unlocking phones, sharing business cards, storing medical/health information, and used as payment at other RFID terminals,” CEO Todd Westby told USA Today. “Eventually, this technology will become standardized allowing you to use this as your passport, public transit, all purchasing opportunities, etc.”

Justin Bieber and his ‘spiritual advisor’ are definitely not gay; Company wants employees to microchip their hands.

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Las Vegas Marijuana Tour Buses Hit Legal Speed Bump

While a few choice bus companies started making their plans – and in some cases implementing them – to create marijuana themed buses where passengers can sit back and really enjoy the ride, a sneaky little law rose to the surface. It turns out that Nevada has a state law that prohibits one from ingesting pot inside a moving vehicle.

It’s a misdemeanor, but it sits right alongside another law stating that one cannot rent a private vehicle for the sole purpose of consuming marijuana.

These laws aren’t deterring companies that are passionate about their buses. There’s an application for GreenRush Puff Bus under review and another company, Cannabus, had their application put on hold after a year of charter bus operations.

At this juncture, pot smoking isn’t allowed in casinos, hotels or bars, leaving tourists with few weed smoking sections. There is some optimism, however, that new tweaks to the law will be passed in 2019.

Last week Clark County officials released a statement that it is illegal to rent any type of vehicle in which to smoke marijuana. It also remains illegal in public places and, of course, the airport.

Tours such as these became a thing when the first states legalized pot. Denver has them and Oregon did, too, though they’ve had their own legal issues to contend with over the cannabis bus tours. Many come with snacks and drinks, psychedelic light shows, big screen TVs and big, cushy seats.

Luckily, the proponents for the busses have found an ally in Nevada government. Senator Tick Segerblom (D) Las Vegas is a long time cannabis advocate and is hopeful about the 2019 legislation sessions. He’s currently on the hunt to see if individual municipalities are able to allow pot bus permits for onboard imbibing.

As Nevada pot sales remain a cash only business, one bus company is trying to expand the program. Michael Wagner, CEO of Tokes Platform and a partner with Herbology bus tours, hopes that Tokes will become an alternative form of payment at dispensaries.

For now, if you want to visit a Las Vegas dispensary you have to find your own way there and then find some way to consume. But we have a feeling that someday soon these buses are going to keep on trucking. The idea is just too good to not succeed in the long run.

Here’s What People Hate Most In Each U.S. State

They say nothing can unite people than sharing in the things they like. You see it all over the internet. But what about uniting people by the things they hate most?

One new dating app called Hater is trying to pair the cynics and cranks of the world. The app will give you 3,000 topics you can weigh in on, like gluten-free diets, butt selfies, and slow walkers. Then once you’ve documented your petty self, the app will match you with other similar haters of the world. It’s a delightful concept, really.

Using that data, the app was able to qualify what people most hated in each state. With its more than several hundred thousand users, the company showed that people can hate some very different things. Just look.

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People in Idaho most hate asking for directions while Kansans somehow hate Seinfeld. Maine hates “Boys Night” while Indiana hates bloggers (that’s not very nice!). All the data is fascinating when it comes to surveying how different states across the country can be in their dislikes.

While hate seems to be the comedically operative word here, the company really isn’t about hate at all. Founder and CEO Brendan Alper is a former Goldman Sachs banker, who wrote sketch comedy in his free time. He stumbled upon the idea for a dating app uniting haters while writing sketches one night. That idea was reinforced when he discovered a study that found people most connect over things they don’t like versus things they do.

“A lot of people initially have that gut reaction because the word ‘hate’ is so charged,” Alper said. “But it’s not really about hating at the end of the day—it’s about empathy and finding someone who feels the same way and has been through the same things.”

Watch: Snoop Dogg Shares Victory Blunt With Young UFC Champ

Snoop Dogg sure knows how to celebrate a win. After 22-year old MMA fighter Sean O’Malley killed it in the ring earlier this week, Snoop smoked the kid out. As friends do.

O’Malley was offered a UFC contract after he KO’d his opponent during “Dana White’s Tuesday Night Contender Series” — the only contract awarded that night.

After O’Malley’s win, Snoop, who was one of the announcers of the fight, shared a victory blunt with the kid. O’Malley said the moment was “unreal.”

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O’Malley told TMZ the two smoked kush and that Snoop was just helping him out with a little medication. When TMZ asked if it helped his pain, O’Malley replied:

It always does. It’s the best medicine. I love it. I think it helps me become a better elite-level fighter with recovery and the injuries we go though as professional athletes. I think it’s a super positive thing.

O’Malley says he usually only smokes weed at night to help him sleep, but this week, he’ll be smoking it more often to help ease the pain in his hands.

Watch the entire TMZ interview below and stay ’til the end; O’Malley pulls out the largest joint you’ve ever seen, which he intended to share with his new BFF Snoop. It’s assumed Snoop is in more pain having missed out on this beast than O’Malley’s opponent.

The Beatles Advocated For Marijuana Legalization 50 Years Ago

Today celebrities receive more celebration than criticism for coming out in favor of marijuana legalization. In fact, a rising number of celebs participate in the cannabis industry, either though branded products or owning dispensaries or investment. Being associated with marijuana wasn’t always so vogue, though. The support marijuana has now comes from many hard-fought battles and trailblazers. That includes The Beatles, who 50 years ago this week publicly advocated in favor of cannabis.

As detailed by the Beatles Bible, the action was prompted by the arrest of photographer and International Times founder John Hopkins, who received a ninth-month prison sentence for possession. This urged an activist group to round up 64 of British celebrities and influencers to take out a full-page ad in the London Times, hoping it’d prompt discussion of harsh policies. Among those celebrities was The Beatles and their manager Brian Epstein.

“[I]nformed medical opinion supports the view that cannabis is the least harmful of pleasure-giving drugs, and is, in particular, far less harmful than alcohol,” the ad states.

The London Times, July 24, 1967

In this way, much of the ad includes arguments still being made today. Alcohol has far more destructive agency than marijuana, there are numerous medicinal benefits to the plant, and that widespread opiate abuse is alarming yet remains unaddressed. Part of the ad is a list of medical opinions that states “the available evidence shows that marijuana is not a drug of addiction and has no harmful effects.”

None of the Beatles were present during initial meetings to construct the advertisement. However, Paul McCartney eventually agreed to foot the bill. The ad cost £1,800, which was twice the average annual wage according to the Beatles Bible.

McCartney had wanted to keep his involvement secret, but that quickly proved impossible. The information was reported the next day in the Evening Standard’s Londoner’s Diary and caused him some negative backlash. But the advertisement did eventually have its desired effect. It prompted a public discourse on cannabis legalization and the maximum sentence for possession was reduced from 10 years to five.

Win-Win: Pull Some Weeds And Get Free Marijuana

Dispensaries give back to their local economies by boosting jobs and tourism, but this shop in Maine is taking a pledge to clean up the streets literally. Summit Medical Marijuana is offering a trade-off: One bag of litter collected from around town, in exchange for one free marijuana

Dennis Meehan, owner of Summit Medical Marijuana, told WCSH6 that he was inspired by a similar program at a dispensary in Colorado. According the news outlet, Meehan said: “Something that caregivers do all across Maine that very few people know about is that they make huge sacrifices every week to help others live a better quality of life.”

Meehan goes on to talk about the profound impact medical marijuana can have on those who need it. “There’s a whole world of science out there. If you started the research today, 10 years from now you’d still be doing the research…When you see this plant have an incredibly life changing impact on somebody that has given up on life, or somebody that has been given up on by modern medicine – and you can bring them back to life and give them a quality of life. It doesn’t just affect that patient, it affects every single person in the family.”

Gossip: Angelina Jolie Reveals Bell’s Palsy Diagnosis; Drake Gets Dragged By Stripper

Angelina Jolie has been through a series of trials and tribulations this past year, but she’s not letting anything slow her down.

The Oscar-winning actress opened up to Vanity Fair about daily life after her highly publicized divorce from Brad Pitt, how her six children are coping with the split and how she’s finally taking charge of her health.

Following the news that Jolie had filed for divorce from Pitt last fall, the 42-year-old actress and her kids spent nine months living in a rental home out of suitcases. Nowadays, after purchasing a historic Los Angeles mansion for $25 million, things are beginning to settle into place.

“It’s just been the hardest time, and we’re just kind of coming up for air. [This house] is a big jump forward for us, and we’re all trying to do our best to heal as our family.”

The A-lister won’t go into details about what led to her split with the actor, but cryptically explains that things were tense for a short while before she decided to ultimately pull the plug on their marriage.

Last summer, during post-production for Jolie’s film First They Killed My Father, she claimed that “things got bad.”

Moments later, she clarified to the magazine, “I don’t want to use that word…Things became ‘difficult.’”

And despite ongoing claims that Brangelina’s larger-than-life and perhaps hectic lifestyle is what tore the family apart, the United Nations Goodwill Ambassador vehemently disagrees.

“[Our lifestyle] was not in any way a negative. That was not the problem. That is and will remain one of the wonderful opportunities we are able to give our children…They’re six very strong-minded, thoughtful, worldly individuals. I’m very proud of them.”

Jolie specifically added that her children have been “very brave…in times they needed to be.”

“We’re all just healing from the events that led to the filing…They’re not healing from the divorce. They’re healing from some…from life, from things in life.”

But the end of her relationship with Pitt wasn’t the only major hurdle Jolie found herself facing last year.

The world-renown actress also developed hypertension and Bell’s palsy. She also noticed extra grey hairs and dry skin.

“I can’t tell if it’s menopause or if it’s just been the year I’ve had,” she shared. “Sometimes women in families put themselves last until it manifests itself in their own health.”

However, Jolie has taken her latest health obstacles with stride. “I actually feel like more of a woman because I’m being smart about my choices, and I’m putting my family first, and I’m in charge of my life and my health. I think that’s what makes a woman complete.”

She continued, “I’ve been trying for nine months to be really good at just being a homemaker and picking up dog poop and cleaning dishes and reading bedtime stories. And I’m getting better at all three.”

Still, Jolie said, she’s beginning to get an itch for travel and adventure in the near future.

During a playful conversation with son Knox days before the sit-down, she joked that things in their household will never fully be “normal.”

“He said, ‘Who wants to be normal? We’re not normal. Let’s never be normal.’ Thank you—yes! We’re not normal. Let’s embrace being not normal.”

Drake Gets Brutally Dragged by a Stripper: “Eat a D*ck!”

An exotic dancer named Maliah Michel is putting Drake on blast after the rapper seemingly insulted her profession.

When Drake had basketball jerseys made for her and several of Houston’s famous strippers — including Lira Galore and Miracle Watts — to pay homage and “retire” them from their line of work, Michel took to social media to drag him for the offensive move. Reacting to an article that called the stunt “good-intended,” she tweeted, “No f**king well intentions… eat a d*ck.”

Via Hip Hop My Way:

“Y’all don’t know that n***a been trying to make me stop dancing. Always putting me down about it… Always telling me I’m not better than anyone else in the club selling ass instead of dancing. But n***a can’t stay in the club… Ya’ll just don’t know. My only regret is ever trying to explain how much I love dancing. And thinking so highly of him that I let his opinion of me mold my opinion of myself. F**k that and f**k you if you got a problem… I remember pleading with him to understand. I said Beyoncé wears the same kind of stuff I wear… No matter how light I tried to make things. Just always mean and hurtful. But whatever I’m done,” she wrote.

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Marijuana Recall: This Time It’s Pesticides In Concentrates

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Photo by vitranc/Getty Images As growers and dispensaries work to meet the demand of legal weed, pesticide poisoning is making headlines again: This time, in concentrates distributed by a dispensary in Colorado.

Although there are no reports of illness at this point, La Bodega is recalling a certain batch of medical marijuana concentrates that could contain unsafe levels of pesticide residue.

Local news outlet KDVR reports:

During a Denver Department of Environmental Health (DEH) investigation, residual levels of Myclobutanil were found in samples of marijuana concentrate products. Myclobutanil is a pesticide that the Colorado Department of Agriculture has determined, cannot be used on marijuana in Colorado.

This follows a May recall of “Blue Magoo” sold in Oregon for pesticide levels. Toxic additives in concentrates and medical marijuana are especially dangerous for patients with compromised immune systems.

Asking your budtenders about pesticide levels in your purchase not only helps you be more aware of what you’re putting into your bloodstream, but also raises awareness of the industry—and helps dispensaries avoid having to issue recalls in the first place.

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