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WATCH: Tina Fey Demonstrates How To Use ‘Sheet Caking’ To Deal With The World Right Now

None of us are feeling very good about the Charlottesville mess. And leave it to SNL to deliver the remedy to our current state of morose by having Tina Fey address the nation in a way only she can: with humor and cake.

A University of Virginia  alum Fey says, “I have nothing but fond memories of my time there, and I graduated a virgin and I still liked it —  that’s how good the architecture is down there.” Fey proceeds to verbally punch Donald John Trump (“what a stupid jackass name that is, but he gets away with it because he’s gorgeous”) and express her heartbreak over the  “evil forces” that descended upon Charlottesvill by diving into a sheet cake to deal with her lament,

She urges people that instead of participating in screaming matches this weekend, to support their local bakery and order a cake with an American flag and go to town. Not only eat the cake, she suggests, but yell into it after you see “a bunch of white boys in Polo shirts screaming about taking our country back.”

Sheetcaking is the new grass roots movement.

Woman Born Without Vagina Raising Money To Have Sex With Boyfriend

Kaylee Moats, from Arizona, was born with a rare condition called MRKH, a disease that affects a small percentage of women; 1 in every 5,000. The sufferers of the syndrome are born without a vaginal opening, a cervix, and a uterus, leaving them incapable of having children or sexual relationships. These women have ovaries and ovulate normally, with their eggs dissolving into their bodies due to the lack of a reproductive system.

Since the condition is not lethal, just extremely strange, it’s not covered by insurance which means the Moats would have to pay 15,000 dollars out of pocket for their daughter to have the surgery. Due to this reason, Kaylee and her family have started a crowdfunding campaign that has already acquired over 14,000 dollars in over 2 months.

Robbie Limmer, Kaylee’s boyfriend, plays an important part of the video, claiming that the fact that Kaylee doesn’t have a vagina never changed how he felt about her. He also expressed that he wants to help her achieve her surgery, which is why he’s been saving 50 dollars a month that’ll be used when the time finally comes. This is all very sweet, but the tone of the video ends up being a little funny when the dramatic music is paired up with the intense focus on Kaylee’s sex life. Even her parents.

Kaylee expressed some stress over her future and what will happen when she finally has a vagina and can have sex. Her sister has also offered to carry her children; just in case Kaylee can’t have them on her own.

Gossip: Brad & Angelina Sued By Chateau Miraval’s Designer; Chris Pine & Olivia Munn Back Together?

A French interior designer is suing Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie for failing to credit her for work on their chateau in Provence. Odile Soudant also claims the superstar former couple drove her company towards financial ruin by failing to honor bills for a multimillion-euro project to illuminate the 17th-century property. In April, the Paris court of appeal ordered one of the Pitt/Jolie companies, Château Miraval – named after the vast estate – to pay Soudant €565,000, including €60,000 for damaging her reputation. Soudant told the Guardian the legal decision – first reported on Wednesday in Libération – had remained confidential until now because she preferred to keep matters private and had believed she could resolve the issue with Pitt amicably.

In 2010, Pitt, a fan of the French architect Jean Nouvel (one of his daughters is named Shiloh Nouvel), asked Soudant to come up with ways to exploit natural light in the chateau and its adjoining buildings. Soudant had worked for Nouvel’s architecture company in Paris where she had set up the ‘Lumière’ (light) department before creating her own company Lumières Studio in 2009. Soudant said she travelled to Miraval in 2010 to meet Pitt.

“He wanted to make it an exceptional place and believed that light should be at the heart of this,” Soudant told Libération. She claimed she was given “carte blanche” to light four buildings on the estate, including the 40-room chateau. No contract was signed, but Soudant said she billed Pitt and Jolie’s company every month for her fees, while Lumières Studio carried out technical studies and the installations, all of which were tried out on scaled-down models at her Paris studio before being installed. Soudant said she employed 17 people on what she called the “BP project”, including architects, designers, lighting and acoustic specialists and even an optical engineer to calculate the angle of the sun’s rays on the chateau. Two years and a reported €25m later, the project was still unfinished with various contractors and sub-contractors passing the blame.

The French appeal court heard that Pitt had stopped paying Soudant and her company when his chief designer claimed she had billed for €4.9m. Judges ruled that this figure had been greatly exaggerated and that delays were not the lighting expert’s fault. In her evidence to the court, Soudant said at the time she had no idea why Pitt had stopped paying her and that he continued to send her emails saying: “Odile, I need you. Come here please. I need you to finish.”

When her requests for money to pay her employees and contractors went unanswered, she said she was forced to suspend company operations. Ten days later, she said Pitt sent an email saying: “I don’t know how things happen in France but in the United States, friends don’t attack friends. I’ve been nothing but a fan of your work. Do not attack. Let’s finish the project and be proud of it. The work is too good to end on a bad note. Life is too short, my friend.” A second mail read: “Don’t waste time with legal action. Follow your artistic journey and don’t worry about the rest.”

She was awarded her payout in April, but Soudant said she is still fighting to be legally recognised as the creator of the lighting project at Miraval, which she said was handed over to one of her former employees after her dispute with Pitt.

“I am an artist and this is my work. When someone tries to steal my work it is something else,” she told the Guardian. “This is all very painful for me.” She said the money the appeal court awarded her for damage to her reputation was “nothing” compared to what she had suffered. “Of course, people think Brad Pitt is right, that ‘he’s the good guy and she is wrong’.”

Hogan Lovells, the solicitors defending Pitt, told Libération the inspiration for the lighting at Château Miraval came from Pitt. In a statement to the Paris court, an architect working on the property stated: “The lighting ideas came principally from Mr Pitt himself. He is passionate about architecture and knew what he wanted to achieve.”
[From The Guardian]

Chris Pine & Olivia Munn Back Together?

With Aaron Rodgers in her rearview mirror, Olivia Munn is spending time with a former flame – Chris Pine!

“They’ve been meeting up for sexy dinner dates and getting back to being something more than friends,” spilled a source close to the two stars. Insiders said the timing is right for them to boldly go where they’ve been before!

“Olivia’s finally gotten over Aaron after their April bust-up,” the insider snitched. “Chris is on a high from his soaring career, and she’s feeling ready to date again!”

Munn and Pine last dated more than seven years ago, and pals claimed they were on the verge of moving in together when their careers got in the way. “But they’re in totally different places now,” the insider spilled. “This time they seem more than ready for a relationship.”
[From The National Enquirer]

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Your New Favorite Summer Drink: Cranberry Cannabis Cocktail

The original inhabitants of our fair country nurtured certain berries for use as energy foods against the long and frigid winters. One of these tangy and colorful berry is known as the cranberry. They are a quintessential New England staple. Cranberries are found in shallow, brackish water, waist deep at most, floating just below the surface.

These growing mediums are known as cranberry bogs. Cranberries, dear readers, are not only the key ingredient in your Thanksgiving turkey relish, nor are they the sole base of that Cosmopolitan cocktail in your hand; they are powerful medicine! Many recipes for cranberries have unique health benefits.

But we won’t be covering them here.

These are recipes to catch a buzz with. Far from the medicinals of yore that only had healing in mind. Ah, the luck of the draw! and you thought these cocktails were only for good health! Here’s to what ails ye!

Cranberry Cannabis Simple Syrup

  • 1 pound uncooked cranberries (simmer for at least 1 hr. cooked w/ a cup of fresh orange juice. let cool, puree and set aside)
  • 1 cup Demerara Sugar
  • 4 g to 1 oz. of high quality, medical grade cannabis (decarbed in the Nova to 100% bioavailability — less is more!)
  • 1 cup simmering water

Combine the cannabis with the sugar and water. Simmer not more than 160 degrees for 2 hours, add more water as necessary to make a thick syrup. Strain out the cannabis and use in other applications. Add the cranberry puree to the sugar/cannabis simple syrup, stir well to combine. Cool the syrup and label carefully. Add an ounce of 100 proof vodka for a slightly longer life. Throw out if the cranberry cannabis syrup dances Irish jigs in the dark of night within your fridge.

“Took the Numbers from Sharky”

  • 1 oz. Cannabis Cranberry Syrup
  • ½ oz. Absinthe (I used the fine absinthe named Lucid, available all over the place!)
  • 1 oz. Bourbon whiskey (I used Barrell bourbon)
  • Crushed ice
  • Fresh mint
  • Lime bitters (I used Fee Brothers Lime)

Add the Cannabis Cranberry Syrup to a Boston shaker filled ¾ with bar ice. Add the absinthe and the bourbon. Cap and shake to combine- 10 seconds at most. In two pre-chilled Old-Fashioned glasses, gently muddle some well-washed spearmint. Add a handful or two of crushed ice. Strain the Cannabis Cranberry Syrup over the crushed ice/mint crown in the glass. Dot with lime bitters. Serve.

Another use for the Cannabis/Cranberry syrup is named:

“Saw the Guys Passing the Hat”

  • 1 oz. Cannabis Cranberry Syrup
  • 3 oz. Barr Hill gin (hand-distilled from raw honey and Vermont grain)
  • 1 oz. Dark maple syrup (grade B)
  • 4 oz. Seltzer water, unflavored

To a mixing glass filled ¾ with ice: Add the Cannabis Cranberry Syrup. Add the gin. Add the maple syrup. Stir for at least 100 turns. Strain into Collins glasses with a large hand-cut spear of ice in them. Top with seltzer. Dot with lemon bitters. Drink up!

5 Types Of Marijuana For Watching The Solar Eclipse

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A total solar eclipse is happening on August 21st 2017, and it’s a big deal. You’ve probably heard of someone’s plans to hitchhike across America to find the best possible view of the phenomenon, or someone who’s just bought or made a pair of solar eclipse glasses. But don’t be afraid if you don’t actually know what’s gonna happen. It feels like every year there’s some special eclipse, but this one is the real deal.

This solar eclipse is kind of a media event because it’s total, which means that it’ll be pretty hard to miss, lasting for up to three hours.

Now that you know what’s coming, here are 5 types of marijuana that’ll help you have the best total solar eclipse experience ever:

White Dream

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This sativa strain is perfect if you want some creativity and want to take some awesome pictures of the eclipse. Maybe write the next american great novel, or just have an epic conversation with your friends. White Dream is a beloved and potent strain with a 24 percent of THC. Which is pretty high.

Blue Jay Way

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This hybrid strain is the perfect mix of fun and calm, leaving you with a euphoric high that also has room for reflection and really enjoying what’s happening with the solar eclipse.

Sour Dream

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Sour Dream is another hybrid strain that’s fun and uplifting, while also boosting your social skills and making you enjoy your conversations and interactions. This strain will give you energy without any paranoia.

Lemon Thai

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Another creative one, Lemon Thai is a sativa that’ll give you a very cerebral high, leaving you feeling introspective, thoughtful and philosophical. Perfect to consume with a couple of friends or on your own.

Funky Monkey

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This Indica strain is the perfect companion for a party or a hang out with a large group of friends, leaving you feeling uplifted, talkative and giggly.

Editor’s Choice: How Legal Weed Is Solving The Opioid Crisis, Oprah’s Sinful Food Treats, And Cannabis Vs. Cigarettes

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Gossip: Michele Obama To Join ‘Will and Grace’ Revival; Leah Remini Says Tom Cruise Is ‘Diabolical’

It seems like everyone is excited for the upcoming ‘Will and Grace’ revival. And that includes the execs over at NBC who have already decided to order a second season from the revival before the first one even airs.

But, maybe part of the reason people are so excited for the show isn’t for the main cast, but for the reoccurring or guest actors who will show up.

And the latest name to be added to that list? Michele Obama.

That’s right, the former first lady herself is in talks to guest star on the show.

This news comes from Touch Weekly and they state that, ”The details are still being worked out, but supposedly Michelle is up for anything, as long as it doesn’t cross the line too much,” and adds that, “will not be taking any personal jabs at Donald Trump. The writers will leave that to the rest of the cast.”

Leah Remini Says Tom Cruise Is ‘Diabolical’

Actress and former Scientologist Leah Remini has launched another attack on the religion’s most famous member, Tom Cruise, declaring the movie star is “diabolical.”

Remini has been an outspoken critic of the church since leaving in 2013, receiving critical acclaim for her documentary series “Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath.”

In a Reddit AMA to promote the second season of the show, Remini was asked if she thought Tom Cruise, a Scientologist since 1990, was a “good person.” Her response was blunt.

“No! Just going to get straight to it, no! There is a public persona of the guy who looks at you directly in the eye and shakes your hand and hugs you and is an attentive person to you and there’s the person behind the mask who is a completely different person,” she wrote.

“Someone could say we all have that — what we are to the public and who we are behind the scenes, but the people who are around Tom and work for Tom, not even people who are Scientologists, they will say he is diabolical,” she continued.

“People who’ve worked with me will say I can be an a—–e — all actors can be. That is different. He’s very similar to David Miscavige, they could be twins.”

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Are Tin Cans The Next Wave In Marijuana Packaging?

In Cotati, CA, an innovative dispensary has introduced new marijuana packaging that improves freshness and sustainability. The dispensary is now peddling its wares in tin cans with peel back lids, which means the cannabis maintains its mojo for months longer than the traditional plastic bags.

Mercy Wellness Marijuana Dispensary is located in the West Bay of California. Its Director, Brandon Levine, said that the dispensary has its own packaging facility called Calyx Green and that it’s changing the whole game for them.

Not only does the packaging keep the pungent smell of a favorite strain at bay until one gets to their destination, it also means that there are at least quadruple the amount of strains to choose from. When the pot stays fresh longer, the dispensary can carry more stock and a wider variety of strains.

The tin cans come in a standard one eighth size and the dispensary workers often go over the tin cans to make sure each one has the right sized buds and looks proper. After the selective checking, each weighed can has the oxygen sucked out of it with liquid nitrogen, is sealed, labeled and shipped straight to the dispensary.

Heritage packaging, such as the plastic bags, usually keep cannabis fresh for around two months. Then the baggies are left to die a landfill death. Compare that to two years of shelf life with the tin and the fact that it’s a recyclable container and it’s Mercy Wellness for the win!

And those extra strains can be as obscure as customer demand requires now. Mercy Wellness can choose favorites that aren’t as well known as Grape Ape or Sour Diesel, but are beloved nonetheless, and they do not worry about them losing their form or potency. With all these good points, what’s stopping other dispensaries from following suit so far?

It could be the price tag. While bags go for around 11 cents per pop, each can costs about a dollar. Levine says it’s worth every penny though and predicts that it will indeed become a norm for dispensaries. It’s just too good an idea to be kept sealed up.

Just The Facts: The Link Between Marijuana Policy And Racism

What is the link between marijuana policy and racism? The drug war is a tool of racial oppression. We see this in racial disparities in arrest and incarceration rates for drug offenses that exist even though white people and people of color use and sell drugs at about the same rates.

We see it in the way stop-and-frisk policies have been used to target communities of color.

We see it in the way allegations of drug use were raised as cover for the police killings of Philando CastileTerence CrutcherKeith Lamont ScottSandra Bland, and Trayvon Martin.

And we see it in the legal marijuana industry now taking shape, which risks excluding the communities that have been most subjected to drug war enforcement by making people with past drug law convictions ineligible for licenses.

Sometimes the racial implications of drug war policies are overt, and sometimes they are more insidious. But the bottom line is that when we work to dismantle the drug war, we are working to end a tool of oppression.

So when white supremacists chant Nazi slogans and our president defends them, we have to speak out. If we fight the racism inherent in the drug war but allow it to go unchecked elsewhere, our work may take down one tool only to see it replaced with another.

We saw this when the drug war replaced Jim Crow last century, and must fight to keep it from happening again. The only way to ensure that our drug policy reforms truly end the harms of drug prohibition is to support the fight against white supremacy wherever it is taking place.

Megan Farrington is the director of digital communications for the Drug Policy Alliance.

Science Says Marijuana Might Be Nature’s Aphrodisiac

You know it to be true, but now science might have your back. A recently-published study in the Pharmacological Research journal suggest that marijuana could be a proven aphrodisiac. The research also notes that people who smoked the equivalent of least 50 joints over six months experienced the pleasure-benefits, but those who only smoked one joint a week or less saw a dip in libido. But for each smoke sesh, a single joint was the sweet spot. More than that killed their sexual juju. There is such a thing as getting too high to, um, function.

As Business Insider reports from the study’s findings:

People who light up before getting busy report feeling “aphrodisiac effects” in approximately half of cases, while 70 percent of users say they experienced “enhancement in pleasure and satisfaction,” according to a review of preclinical trials and studies that used human subjects.


But it’s hard to say how, exactly, marijuana use makes sex better. Sex is complicated from person to person, and everyone experiences their highs a little differently, with THC affecting your mental and physical states at the same time.

We’re probably still a long way from doctor-prescribed THC for your sex life, but it’s an intriguing area of study. Now, where do we sign up as test subjects?


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