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Is The Tech World Finally Accepting The Marijuana Industry?

With the generous geographical overlap Silicon Valley shares with the Bay Area and their pre-legalization embrace of marijuana, it should be much more apparent how the tech industry is involved in the burgeoning sector. Due to much corporate taboo, it’s not so simple to fish out the ways in which the federally prohibitive climate may be shifting in the Bay Area and other technological havens that play such a large role in our digital daily lives.

What is it about the cannabis industry that is bringing people with tech expertise or pursuits into the fold? Questions that will help illuminate the path from one major industry to this smaller but potentially groundbreaking one can help anyone looking to make the jump can use.

Cannabis’ true potential can only be unlocked when it’s fully legal, free of taboos, and companies can put money into cannabis based innovation that extends past intoxication and capital that it’s getting today.

Weasked three cannabis CEOs about their connections to tech as a company and as an industry, and this is what they said.

Steve Albarran, CEO and Co-founder of Confident Cannabis literally creates cannabis industry tech. They aim to create safe, efficient, and effective software to help growers, patients, and retail operations. He says that tech is a big part of breaking the taboo down for good, “The tech industry gets it. More than any other sector, tech operators, investors. and thinkers understand the obvious benefits of ending cannabis prohibition and the opportunity it represents. Not surprisingly, the people responsible for building our future are a lot less shackled by old stigmas.”

Patrick Rea, CEO and Co-founder of Canopy Boulder, talks about how investment and growth tools can legitimize this sector rapidly, which it desperately needs with such piecemeal legality. He tells The Fresh Toast, “The fact that the legal cannabis industry is still in its infancy, combined with its risk-tolerant nature, makes a great breeding ground and incubator for new technologies. With almost no current infrastructure, the opportunities for businesses and technologies within the space are endless. In almost any other industry areas like HR, marketing and data have long been established by large corporations; this is not so within cannabis.”

Continuing to describe the benefit of tech and corporate knowledge in this space, Rea says, “In cannabis, federal prohibition has acted as a deterrent for many large, established competitors, giving young cannabis tech companies space to refine business models, build customers bases and, ultimately, become more valuable potential acquisitions.

Having a tech background in cannabis is just as important in this industry as any other. The industry moves so quickly, with regulations changing constantly, and has so many unfamiliar elements that to enter the space without background in the application of those technologies could be fatal.”

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Innovation is the key to revolutionizing cannabis’ potential, according to PotBotics CEO David Goldstein, “To be an innovator you have to consider how to create a truly revolutionary product while pushing your industry forward. The cannabis industry, from its inception, has always been trying to overcome the issues associated with the difficulty to accurately describe, dose, and prescribe marijuana. As more research is being conducted on cannabis, it has become increasingly clear that large discrepancies exist within the naming and identification of strains. This variability in strains as well as variability in consumption methods creates an unideal situation for further growth of the industry. In order to grow, the cannabis industry desperately needs the assistance provided by new and emerging technology.”

His company took the concepts of tech and applied them to the physical act of cannabis consumption, an important leap forward for anyone interested in using cannabis to its full potential, “At PotBotics, we knew we needed to create something different that could provide a new type of consumer experience with vaping – one aimed at breaking down the past barriers of cannabis use and understanding while at the same time advancing the science of cannabis medicine for physicians and patients alike.

This led us to develop RYAH, a smart-dose vaporizer that allows users to control everything from the temperature to the amount of vapor they’d like to inhale while collecting anonymous, HIPAA-compliant consumer data that provides new insights about the therapeutic properties of medical cannabis.”

These green bosses are making moves to take the best of tech and apply it to what is much more than a farming industry. Cannabis has the potential to create jobs, something previously attributed to tech more readily, and its high time we stop ignoring the implications of applying technology and its skilled thinkers to the future of this plant.

Photos: Maria Penaloza

Lady Gaga Preparing To Be A Step Mom; Meghan Didn’t Trust Amal Clooney Or Serena Williams With Baby News

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Lady Gaga Preparing To Be A Step Mom – EXCLUSIVE

Lady Gaga is winning raves for her role in ‘A Star Is Born,’ but the part that she is taking most seriously is becoming a new step-mom.

“Now that Gaga and her fiancé have officially announced their engagement they are working on wedding details. But they are not planning the day alone. Gaga is making a special effort to make sure that her two new step-children feel very much a part of the big day,” sources tell STRAIGHT SHUTER.

“This relationship isn’t just about two people. It is about an entire new family and that is the reason she is being much more private with this engagement compared to her previous one. She considers becoming a step-mother as the most important thing she will ever do and is taking it very seriously. Lady understands that having her as a new mother might not be the easiest adjustment.

Meghan Didn’t Trust Amal Clooney Or Serena Williams With Baby News – EXCLUSIVE

Meghan and Harry wanted to keep their baby news such a top royal secret that they didn’t even tell their best friends the happy news.

“Meghan didn’t tell any of her friends that she was pregnant. Most of them, including Amal Clooney and Serena Williams found out the same day that the rest of the world did,” sources tell STRAIGHT SHUTER. “Since Meghan married Prince Harry she has adjusted to her new high-profile life. She has a new phone number and a new secure email address. Her old ‘AOL’ account is no longer. It isn’t that she doesn’t trust Amal or Serena, it’s just she wanted to make sure that the birth of a new royal was handled by the press people within the palace. After all the ugly leaks to the press from her family, she doesn’t want to take any chances.”

Kardashian Ratings Plummet! – Show Coming To An End – EXCLUSIVE

With ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians’ ratings dropping below 1 million viewers for the first time for two consecutive weeks, Kris Jenner and the family are freaking out worrying that the show will not get renewed when their contract expires in 2019.

“This is a total nightmare for Kris Jenner and the family. The show’s contract with E! expires in 2019 and right now Kris is renegotiating with the network. The ratings plummeting couldn’t have come at a worse time and although she isn’t saying anything publicly, Kris is blaming Kanye West,” sources tell STRAIGHT SHUTER. “Kanye has been saying some very controversial things over the past few weeks and for the first time, he is not just alienating his fan base, he is also turning off the Kardashians’ fan base. This is the real reason he left the country. The family wanted him away from the press and out of America until things were not so hot. Little did they know that he would be meeting with dictators in Uganda!”

Are There Benefits To Washing Your Face With Sparkling Water?

In the midst of the nation’s current sparkling water obsession, it makes sense that some people would try to sell it as some sort of miracle worker for your skin.

According to The Cut, this trend originates from Japan and Korea, and it actually provides some benefits for your skin. The sparkling water facial or ‘fizzy face cleanse’, does several things for your skin that regular water isn’t capable of doing. Sparkling water cleanses your skin deeply, with the carbonation cleaning out the oil and dirt that penetrates your pores. Cosmopolitan reports that when sparkling water is at room temperature, it also becomes a vasodilator, triggering your blood vessels to open up and letting your skin breathe.

Another benefit that sparkling water has over tap water is that it has a similar pH to your skin, which is 5.5. Tap water has a pH of 7, which could sometimes lead to dryness, facilitating breakouts and acne. Dr. Kavita Mariwalla calls sparkling water a great exfoliator, helping you get rid of all sorts of dirt without the need of a washcloth or lotions.

In order to commit to this regimen you’re going to need a lot of sparkling water, at least a bowl per wash. Japanese and Korean beauty experts suggest dipping your entire face in a bowl full of a mix of sparkling and tap water, so that the carbonation isn’t too hard on your skin. Dip your face in the bowl for over 10 seconds and breathe out your nose if you feel some discomfort.

While all the sparkling water benefits sound super great, may we suggest investing in a soda maker? Buying that many bottles of sparkling water sounds crazy and also bad for the planet.

5 Scary Things To Make With Leftover Halloween Candy

Leftover Halloween candy: as unlikely as this phenomenon may sound, it has been known to occur.

Maybe you overestimated how many trick or treaters would come a-calling. Or maybe you just couldn’t resist the rock-bottom sales and bought your weight in clearance Halloween candy. Regardless of the reason for your sweet excess, there are plenty of creative and delicious ways to use up that sugary bounty. Here are just a few of our favorites.

1. Make creamed candy corn

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Photo by CakeSpy

Creamed corn is a traditional American side dish. Creamed candy corn is a sugar-filled adaptation of that dish, designed for an unholy yet wholly delicious dessert experience. All it requires is some milk, instant pudding mix, and a heaping dose of leftover candy corn. It’s fantastic. Recipe here.

2. Make a candy bar that’s actually fun-sized

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Photo by CakeSpy

Do you think that “fun-size” candy bars are way too tiny for a good time? Here’s a solution: melt a melange of mini candy bars in a pan for a monstrosity that truly tastes like fun. Line up fun-sized candy bars a few levels high in a foil-lined pan, then bake in a moderate oven until they melt together. It will cool into a massively enjoyable chocolate treat. Bonus: when it’s all melted together, you can’t see the wrapper evidence of how many you ate.

3. Deep-fry it

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Photo by CakeSpy

Make your own state fair-esque experience right at home: simply coat your favorite Halloween candy in batter and fry it in hot oil. A warm, doughnut-like shell giving way to a warm, ooey gooey peanut butter cup or fun-size candy bar is a singular pleasure that you won’t soon forget. Recipe here.

4. Make infused vodka

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Photo by CakeSpy

Transform your leftover candy into a pleasurable potable by making your own infused vodka. It’s as easy as submerging your favorite Halloween candy in vodka, letting it sit for a few days, then straining out the candy. Enjoy the vaguely trick or treat-y aftertaste.

5. When all else fails: leftover Halloween candy pie

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Photo by CakeSpy

When all else fails, here’s a fail-safe (and oddly beautiful) solution: make leftover Halloween candy pie. Put all of your leftover Halloween candy in a par-baked pie crust. Bake at 350 degrees until the fillings are totally melted and the crust is browned to your liking. Let cool, slice, and enjoy.

What’s your favorite use for leftover Halloween candy? Tell us in the comments!

 

How Florida’s Medical Marijuana Debacle Will Impact Midterm Elections

For however much excitement the legalization movement provides for cannabis, the narrative can dovetail rather unexpectedly when the matter of creating and implementing a legal marijuana program presents itself. Inevitably, marijuana legalization will enter the sticky, bureaucratic grinders of modern politics. It’s at this point the image of legal cannabis can detour from what voters imagined when they approved passage of such an idea.

Over the past several years we’ve seen continuous delays and obsequious politicking subvert cannabis programs in states like New Jersey and North Dakota. In fact, frustration has mounted so much in North Dakota over its medical cannabis program’s anemic rollout, that residents have resigned to legalizing a radically open recreational cannabis program. Latest polls give a slight edge to Measure 3 passing, which would immediately create a cannabis industry without many regulatory oversight, come November.

Perhaps nowhere embodies those political grinders mushing green-minded enthusiasm to a pulp, however, than Florida. When 72% of voters said yes to medical marijuana in 2016, the Sunshine State couldn’t anticipate the looming dark clouds that would soon roll in.

It started when state legislators essentially punted on drafting workable legislation surrounding a medical marijuana program. Florida Republicans displayed antagonistic attitudes toward cannabis, and you could speculate this political gesture was them stomping their foot in the ground. Or you could follow other rumors that Florida’s Congress just wasn’t competent enough to figure things out. Either way, the end result was that responsibility falling to the hands of the state’s Department of Health.

As the saying goes, it was not good, Bob. The rickety system the Health Department constructed has resulted in the following: doctors unprepared to deliver sound medical marijuana advice, medical cannabis access being denied to nursing home patients, and possibly nefarious clinics preying on those in desperation. But nowhere represents the state’s willful ignorance than its ban on smokable marijuana for medical patients. Many voters assumed what they approved at the polls in 2016 included access to cannabis flower, as the phrase “smokable marijuana ban” was not included in the question proposed to voters.

Regardless if cannabis advocates might prefer one method over the other, access to smokable cannabis is important from a medical perspective. Often times, it’s the fastest surefire way to relieve various pains and ailments. This is what caused Cathy Jordan and Diana Dodson to sue the state of Florida, with the assistance of the powerful central Florida attorney and hardcore cannabis activist John Morgan.

Jordan and Dodson claimed in their lawsuit that smoking cannabis had prolonged their life. Earlier this year, a judge in Tallahassee ruled they were right, forcing the state to lift the stay on smokable marijuana. That judge also ruled in favor of Tampa’s strip club king, who was given permission to home grow cannabis flower for medical purposes. (Only in Florida, right?)

However, the state has fought back. Recent reports show that smokable cannabis for medical patients has languished in appellate courts, suffering more delays, denying those the medicine they so desperately need.

The effect this will have on Florida’s midterm elections is already being felt. With current Gov. Rick Scott aiming for a Senate seat in Washington, the gubernatorial race has been wide open for fresh faces. Currently, U.S. Rep. Ron DeSantis—the Republican nominee—and Tallahassee Mayor Andrew Gillum—Democrat nominee—are running neck and neck, with some polls giving a slight edge to Gillum. Voters have indicated that marijuana plays a key role in the governor race as well, and guess who supports adult-use marijuana in the state—Gillum.

If anything, the failure of the state to honor Florida voters’ will has only further ignited the cannabis movement in the state. A poll last month showed that more voters support full legalization in the state than those opposed. Come November, it’s up to those cannabis advocates to make their voices heard.

5 Rolling Papers To Fit Every Type Of Marijuana Consumption

Out of all the papers out there, two of the most popular are not surprisingly made of hemp: RAW Pre-Roll Cones and Smoking Green Pure Hemp papers. They both make great joints that smoke smooth and get the job done, but as cannabis becomes more and more craft, so does its accessories, including rolling papers. Here are some of the most innovative, crafty creations for rolling one up and smoking it right.

Banana Tree Papers that Support Sustainability

 

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Related: 5 Types Of Marijuana To Reduce Your Stress

These handmade “Pure Banana Rolling Papers” are made from fibrous banana trees after the fruit has been harvested. These flavorless, connoisseur style wraps are created by a “social impact company” that hand-makes the papers in a sustainable fashion on the tiny island of Kosrae, Micronesia. The enterprise provides income to more than 100 local farmers and employs over 25 artisans to create these naturally slow-burning rolling papers from what were once discarded tree trunks.

The Jeff Sesh Jay

 

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A timely choice in this crazy political climate and a charmingly harmless jab at the weed-hating Attorney General Jeff Sessions, who is known for saying that “good people don’t smoke marijuana,” these papers are on a grassroots mission. Their aim is to spread the word that in fact pot smokers are good people. The Jeff Sesh papers also roll and smoke well, as they continue to sell out as quickly as they can produce them. Novelty or not, having a Jeff sesh with high minded friends is an activity as much as a session.

Smoking Those Benjamins

 

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We all know by now that if you want to go baller, Shine 24k gold rolling papers are the way to show off your taste and expendable income. But why not just roll a hundo and smoke it up? It’s actually a lot more economical. Plus, the $100 dollar leafs created by Empire Papers look so realistic that you might be tempted to take a fake bill marker to the front, but don’t. Just enjoy rolling up your Benny joint and make it rain clouds of dank smoke out of some premium, all natural paper papers.

Put It In Your Pouch

 

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Pouch rolling papers are made with rice and inspired by the beautiful kangaroo. As you might guess, instead of being a flat paper ready to roll, these papers come with a pouch to stuff your ground up cannabis into and then you can easily roll it up without having calyxes falling out the ends or worrying too much about a “pregnant” or even roll. They make life a lot easier for those who aren’t masters at the art of rolling, but who want an even more economical way to get a good jay than that of the cone route.

Mellow Fellow Premium All Natural Smoke Wraps

 

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Inspired by the Rasta tradition, Mellow Fellow wraps are tobacco free and made with sustainable materials. They come as vegan veggie wraps, corn husk wraps or banana leaf wraps, which are considered the healthiest option. The corn husks are chemical and additive free and have a crisp, smooth smoke. The veggie is the most natural, making all of the wraps great blunt alternatives.

How High Were We? 7 Things Humans Actually Consumed In The 1980s

Consider Mötley Crüe. Even the use of umlauts was excessive in the 1980s. That’s just one reason it’s known as the decade of excess, and nowhere was that more evident than in the grocery aisle. Snack foods were more fun than functional, and hydrogenated oil was basically a vitamin. Here are 7 foods we as a nation collectively ate with abandon, but that probably should’ve been packaged in caution tape.

Hostess Pudding Pies

Reimagined today as Hostess Crème Pies, these were once deep-fried pies filled with vanilla or chocolate pudding, and then coated with chocolate icing. There was usually more pudding than pie, creating a pudding explosion with every bite. But hey, if it’s good enough for Joey Lawrence.

Frank ‘n Stuff

Hotdogs are unhealthy all by themselves. Stuffed with cheese and chili? Say bon appetite to a heart-attack in a bun.

Jolt Cola

Worse even than Pepsi A.M., this cola made headlines in the ’80s for containing enough stimulants to make your gums bleed. It was marketed towards kids, who loved the idea of not sleeping, but many parents were not psyched about the cola’s “all the sugar and twice the caffeine” slogan.

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GatorGum

There was so much beverage-inspired gum in the ’80s (A&W Root Beer, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up), and none more useless than Gatorade gum. It was supposed to quench your thirst, but after about 30 seconds of chewing this tart lemon-lime flavored substance, you mostly just became way thirstier than before.

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Betty Crocker Pudding Roll-Ups

Pudding was big in the ’80s in all forms, including roll-ups. Because who needs the rich and creamy mouth feel satisfaction of eating real pudding when you can eat a much drier, flatter version?

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Hubba Bubba Soda

This bubble gum flavored soda proved once and for all that kids will drink anything.

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White Mountain Coolers

Artificially fruit flavored (with pulp!) malt beverages that were brewed like beer and marketed towards those who don’t like the taste of beer. Shockingly, this product did not last.

Why Aren’t More Congressional Candidates Embracing Marijuana Reform

Here is a professional opinion on why aren’t more congressional  candidates embracing marijuana reform.

In the lead up to the 2018 midterm elections, cannabis advocates are going through a familiar routine: throwing their hands up in frustration as to why more candidates are not embracing cannabis reform. It’s an important question for the movement and one that, based on public opinion polling, suggests a disconnect between the public and their elected officials. However, new polling shines a light on why this disconnect happens and it all boils down to congressional primaries.

Public opinion around cannabis reform has changed dramatically over the past two decades. Support for medical cannabis hovers somewhere above 80 percent (sometimes well above that), and recent polling shows that two-thirds of Americans support adult-use cannabis reform. So, why hasn’t the D.C. establishment embraced such a popular issue? I have written elsewhere that there is a disconnect between support and salience. That is, while many people support cannabis reform, an overwhelming number of Americans just don’t care about it. Most Americans are not regular users, and most feel it is an issue that doesn’t affect them. Cannabis policy has never entered the top 20 issues Americans care most about according to Gallup. This means that Americans are unlikely to vote against a candidate based on that position, and that candidates are unlikely to stake out a position on it. We have seen that play out in election after election.

RELATED: Op-Ed: Marijuana Legalization Must Include Justice Reform

However, national polling misses an important facet of American politics and a major part of the calculus that elected officials use when forming issue positions. Increasingly—and especially in House races—candidates appeal to their primary electorate. In an era in which gerrymandering is a common tradition for both parties, there are a significant number of House races in which the primary is the race to watch and the general election is just a formality. Congressional primaries have embarrassingly low voter turnout, meaning tiny minority of voters are making the biggest decisions about who ultimately gets elected.

So, if candidates are running largely to appeal to a primary base of voters, it is important to understand what those voters believe on a host of issues. Unfortunately, we don’t have a good idea what the congressional primary electorate thinks about policy. Until now.

Over the past few election cycles, the Primaries Project at the Brookings Institution has been conducting some of the nation’s first ever exit polling of congressional primaries. We put exit polls into the field in some of the nation’s competitive congressional districts in 17 states—those districts in which interest and turnout would naturally be higher and where turnout would be somewhat more reflective of an electorate that turns out in November (relative to non-competitive districts). And this year, for the first time, we asked about cannabis reform.

RELATED: Trump Could Decide Marijuana Reform, Says Nancy Pelosi

The results were striking. We asked simply “Do you believe marijuana should be legal and regulated or illegal?” As the chart below shows, Democratic primary voters polled overwhelmingly supported cannabis reform. Nearly 84 percent of Democratic primary voters said that they believed cannabis should be legal and regulated. However, among Republican primary voters polled, the issue is quite controversial. A majority—nearly 52 percent of Republican primary voters—believed that cannabis should remain illegal.

While some national polling has shown recently that Republicans are coming around on the issue of cannabis reform, even indicating a majority of Republicans nationally support reform, the primary electorate may be different. It is important to note that we did not poll in every Congressional primary. And from district to district, race to race, results could vary. However, in 20 of this year’s competitive primaries, cannabis reform is controversial for Republicans. Combining those poll results with an understanding that cannabis is not a salient issue, Republicans are unlikely to stake out a position on it. Why engage a controversial issue if you can simply avoid it?

The next chart illustrates that issue avoidance in action. In addition to conducting exit polling, Brookings’ Primaries Project also coded the websites of every candidate running for the U.S. House nationwide — whether they were serious candidates or not. If a candidate filed to run for office and maintained a campaign website, we collected data from that website. Candidates’ positions on cannabis was one such issue we coded for.

What we found was that, by and large, candidates remained silent on the issue—a reflection of a topic that is not salient among the public. Unsurprisingly, Democrats were much more likely to discuss it with over 20 percent of candidates saying that they supported legalization or decriminalization of cannabis. However, about 78 percent of Democratic primary candidates and over 93 percent of Republican primary candidates provided no information on their position on cannabis.

These data offer some important takeaways for cannabis reform in the context of Congressional elections. First, there is little reason Democrats are not staking out strong, pro-cannabis reform positions. In races in which candidates are appealing to the primary electorate, cannabis is a winning issue. (We also know from general polling that it’s a winning issue for Democrats among all of their party’s voters, too.) It is embarrassing that only 20 percent of Democratic House candidates endorse cannabis reform on their campaign website.

RELATED: Could Legal Marijuana Swing Midterms For Democrats

Second, it makes sense that Republicans avoid this issue and are not embracing cannabis reform. Our data suggest that in some of the nation’s competitive congressional primaries, cannabis reform remains deeply controversial. If those numbers are reflective of Republican congressional primary voters more generally, that controversy is something Republicans want to distance themselves from. And although voters and even debate commentators are asking candidates about cannabis reform more frequently than in the past, over 93 percent of Republican House candidates refuse to post a position on their campaign website.

Ultimately, while Americans may broadly believe in cannabis reform, and the issue seems like a no-brainer for candidates and elected officials, the realities of American politics suggest the issue is more complex. Among Republican primary voters who turn out to vote and for the voters who Republican congressional candidates pay the most attention to, cannabis remains a controversial issue and one in which they can get away with remaining silent about. The solution for motivating elected officials on the issue of cannabis is for the reform community to remain more engaged, hold candidates’ and elected officials’ feet to the fire, and actually turn out to vote—not just in November every four years, but in primaries and general elections every year. Right now, cannabis advocates’ votes don’t matter to most politicians, and the advocacy community needs to show candidates that it’s time to take cannabis policy seriously.

Woman Who Claims To Have Had Sex With 20 Ghosts Is Now Engaged To One

British spiritual person Amethyst Realm made the news last year when she announced that she’d slept with over 20 different spirits and that she preferred them over living men. Good for her. Now, she’s making headlines again by announcing that she’s done gallivanting with ghosts and that she is tying the knot with, you guessed it, a very special spirit.

Realm says that she’s very happy with her choice in partner and that they’d met while she was traveling in Australia. “I’d not had a phantom fling for a while and as I was away on business, starting a new relationship was the last thing on my mind. Then one day, while I was walking through the bush, enjoying nature, I suddenly felt this incredible energy. A new lover had arrived,” she explains in an interview with The Sun.

Realm fell in love fast, claiming that her new relationship is much more exciting than the one she had with her previous human fiancé. “I was happy and excited — so excited that we had to do something about it. So we headed to the plane loo and, well, I am now a member of the Mile High Club,” she said. Who wants to tell her that’s not how the Mile High Club works?

Although Realm and her ghost had been in a relationship for a couple of months, she claims that she’d never heard the ghost speak, not until he (it?) finally proposed. “There was no going down on one knee — he doesn’t have knees. But for the first time, I heard him speak. I could actually hear his voice and it was beautiful. Deep, sexy and real.”

Realm says that her friends and family are understanding of her situation and that they accept her choice in partner. The couple is currently organizing a pagan ceremony to hold on the day of their wedding. How will she know if she’s been left at the altar?

Halloween Ready? 8 B-List Horror Flicks That Are So Bad, It’s Scary

So you’ve already marathoned through our list of obscure horror movies and drank all the wine and beer pairings in our classic film guide. Now what? You move on to the B-listers, of course.

These eight movies (sometimes available on Netflix) are so bad, they’ll give you nightmares.

Zombeavers (2014)

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Screenshot via Epic Pictures Group on Youtube

A “horde of ferocious zombie beavers” crashes a woodland cabin full of horny college kids.

Five-star quote: “I’ve never seen a real beaver before up close.”

Bad Milo! (2013)

A man is so stressed out that a living, breathing alien-thing grows inside of him and starts walking around in the world. Out of that plot synopsis we get scenes like this:

Screenshot via Netflix
Screenshot via Netflix

Burying the Ex (2014)

Honor Anton Yelchin’s memory and give this horror rom-com a spin. When his overbearing ex dies in an accident, he thinks his problems are solved — until she comes back to haunt him.

Five-star quote: “Hey baby, you ever bang a zombie? Once you go undead, it’s never been better in bed.”

Wolfcop (2014)

The title says it all. Boozehound cop becomes a werewolf. Small town hijinks ensue in a costume that’s more Party City than convincing wolfman.

The Brainiac (1962)

Good old fashion “braaaains!” and evil spirits come together for a campy black-and-white flick.

Nymph (2014)

Also known as Killer Mermaid, this film turns a Mediterranean vacation for two women into an underwater death trap.

3-Headed Shark Attack (2015)

If you loved Sharknado and thought Jaws could use two more heads, get ready for this mutant mind-fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WK4TKbwJjRI

Spiders (2000)

Mutant spiders take over the NYC subway, which, granted, is a legitimately horrifying notion. What’s scarier is the year 2000’s bad CGI and dramatic effects.

Five-star quote: “This is creepy… like a bad science fiction movie.”

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